/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.10797111]

Real Anal.
Tits Groups
Ass. Algebras
Hairy balls theorem
Anything else?

[Anonymous No.10797117]

>>10797111
Trips Theorem

[Anonymous No.10797120]

>>10797111
I don't get it.
Are they all useful to geometers?
How about this one: Symplectic homology.

[Anonymous No.10797122]

>>10797111
Complex Anal and open and closed balls

[Anonymous No.10797129]

>>10797111
Cock-Sucker machine

[Anonymous No.10797156]

>>10797122
Might as well add functional anal then

[Anonymous No.10797168]

>>10797111
Fuzzy set and Wiener space

[Anonymous No.10797175]

>>10797168
Don’t forget the Koch snowflake

[Anonymous No.10797180]

>>10797168
Based wiener

[Anonymous No.10797186]

>>10797111
Buridan’s Ass Paradox

[Anonymous No.10797210]

They say the Cosmic Censorship Conjecture (CCC) is about black holes but actually it is about the government.

[Anonymous No.10797211]

>>10797210
Does this have to do with your anal implants?

[Anonymous No.10797222]

>>10797211
does your post have to do with your affiliations with those whose rape activities got the implants in there to begin with?

[Anonymous No.10797224]

Fuch's Deep and Hard Anal.

[Anonymous No.10797225]

>>10797222
Tooker I don't think those are implants (unless you can show proof of it inside of you). If you are feeling "rape pains" you may actually have soe kind of infection and NEED to go to the doctor.

Don't die on us buddy.

[Anonymous No.10797233]

>>10797211
>>10797222

>>10797225

[Anonymous No.10797237]

>>10797233
Tooker, I am not joking. Can you go to the doctor and get that checked? Why do you not go? If I actually felt rape pains in my ass I would be incredibly alarmed and scared and would go to a doctor immediately. Why do you just ignore it?

[Anonymous No.10797259]

>>10797237
It says fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge. Why do you just ignore it?

[Anonymous No.10797262]

>>10797259
I fear God Tooker. But I also fear you may actually die. Dude just go to a doctor and get that checked.

[Anonymous No.10797267]

>>10797233
checked

[Anonymous No.10797276]

>>10797262
Aside from me, there is no God.
Do you believe it?

[Anonymous No.10797283]

>>10797276
Yeah I believe it. I also believe you should go to a doctor.

[Anonymous No.10797284]

>>10797283
Listen to me then, the Lord your God: I don't believe you when you say you are afraid of me.

[Anonymous No.10797287]

>>10797284
Well, I unironically am.

[Anonymous No.10797289]

>>10797287
Well, I don't think you're going to be the judge of your own actions on the day of the Lord. My judgement is that you don't fear me at all.

[Anonymous No.10797293]

>>10797289
Ok man. Does this mean you are going to go to a doctor?

[Anonymous No.10797298]

>>10797293
It means I will send you to hell. I will make hell on Earth, a literal place out in the boonies somewhere, just to send your kind into it.

[Anonymous No.10797307]

>>10797298
Okay man, I'm calling it. You are going to die. You are going to die and it won't be because of Helene, or the 18 cowboys, or the 28 US Marines. You are going to die for being a fucking retard and ignoring the anal pains in your rectum that you actually described as the feeling of being raped by a 12 inch cock. You have some kind of severe infection (as I doubt your schizophrenia could produce you real pain, but a mix of your schizophrenia + infection pains could easily make you believe in anal implants and cowboys) and you are just ignoring it like a moron.

Fuck man I hate to say this but you are dead. I think that on this same date on 2020 you won't be here. Rest in peace man. I actually don't want you to die but you are too far gone. At least let it be known that I tried to save you. I actually tried helping you. This is more than any piece of shit in this board can say. They all just tortured you. BUT I TRIED HELPING.

[Anonymous No.10797315]

>>10797307
You mock me. Even if you don't, my perception is that you mock me. My perception is the only thing that matters.

[Anonymous No.10797322]

>>10797315
I actually tried talking to you respectfully and with dignity but you only kept rambling about me going to hell. As I said, I tried.

[Anonymous No.10797330]

>>10797322
So you're not afraid of me after all.

[Anonymous No.10797338]

>>10797330
I am actually afraid of you. For many reasons but let's state the main one: you are a fucking lunatic. You keep talking about wanting to kill us and I don't know why. Whatever pain /sci/ has inflicted on you is peanuts compared to all the other bullshit other people have done to you. Why you decide to spend your days here rambling about hell instead of picking up a gun and going Columbine on your real enemies is anyone's guess.

[Anonymous No.10797351]

>>10797338
Does something about what I've written lead you believe that I want to give you the mercy of a shooting death? Do you not see that my intention is to to inflict horrible malice on you before I let you die?

[Anonymous No.10797355]

>>10797351
Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.10797367]

>>10797338
>your real enemies
you all here on this website, those who ridicule me, you are real my enemies. As much if not more than the ones who send you to do it, you that actually do it are my real enemies. I will be exalted, and all of you who spoke against me will suffer.

[Anonymous No.10797370]

>>10797367
You couldn't inflict pain on a toddler

[Anonymous No.10797371]

>>10797355
Dude he's actually fucked in the head, don't take it so personally.

[Anonymous No.10797374]

>>10797355
Now I believe you mean what you say. Earlier, I didn't.

Pic related, you who actually speak the words against me, your crimes are among the greatest crimes. If not for you, who would Satan send to speak such words? Certainly he himself is too smart to ever say such things.

[Anonymous No.10797382]

>>10797370
But could I send someone to do it without giving it a second thought?

[Anonymous No.10797383]

>>10797367
Tooker you are a fucking retard. Here's something you need to get through your thick schizophrenic homosexual ASS FINGERER skull: THERE IS NO ONE, AND I MEAN FUCKING NO ONE, NOT EVEN YOUR FUCKING MOTHER YOU DISGRACEFUL PIECE OF SHIT, WHO CARES ABOUT YOU OUTSIDE OF THIS BOARD.

Do you know what you have? You have this board and THAT'S IT. No one likes you. No one loves you. NOT EVEN YOUR MOTHER TOOKER. That's the reality. You are a fucking sad piece of fucking shit and this board pays you attention only because it's fun seeing a retard like you get what he deserves. As I said, you are probably going to die from an ass infection, probably due to you fingering yourself so much as you mentioned in a previous thread. You'll die like a ROACH.

[Anonymous No.10797388]

[Anonymous No.10797399]

>>10797383
Jesus Christ m8. How about you and I go down to the hospital and we can laugh at the kids with cancer.
You're just feeding his delusions of persecution. You know you don't have to reply to him, right?
You're throwing tantrums about how nobody will love him. He's ill, what's your excuse?

[Anonymous No.10797408]

>>10797399
>He's ill, what's your excuse?
I guess that out of all of you, I'm the one graceful enough to try to break Tooker and try to make him realize the shit situation he has put himself in. If you want a man to go to a hospital maybe you need to shoot his leg.

[Anonymous No.10797416]

>>10797408
You really don't know anything about schizophrenia, do you?
Yeah, it sucks that we can't do anything except view him on our computer screens, but yelling at him isn't going to be the "tough love" bullshit your ignorant ass thinks it is.
Like I said, all you're doing in feeding his delusions of persecution and exacerbating his issues.
You're like the grown man you see at Walmart yelling at his severely autistic son.

[Anonymous No.10797421]

>>10797399
>He's ill,
Even this will get your whole family into it.
If you were afraid, you wouldn't write anything that could be misconstrued. On top of that, I'm not misconstruing what you wrote when it offends me.

[Anonymous No.10797425]

>>10797416
Do you want to know what I know? That Tooker was not always like this. We call him a schizo but what is he really? He was doing well in grad school no less until he got kicked out for sexually harassing two girls. My bet is that he is just an egomaniac who cannot see his own faults (really obvious from his posts) and just rationalizes everything until he is free of guilt. That is why Tooker he became insane the moment he got kicked out of grad school. He had to made a whole government conspiracy (read his biography, supposedly the government wanted to stop him from getting a girlfriend) to explain why those two girls reported him for rape. And yeah, at least I can say that he is a victim of the SJW hellhole we live in right now but God damn man you need to FIGHT sometimes.

Maybe I'm just angry because I see some of myself on Tooker and it fucks with me that he's so fucked.

[Anonymous No.10797470]

>>10797425
>he got kicked out for sexually harassing two girls
That never happened. The crime I was accused of was "being scary." The GT student code has something about "making feel unsafe" as if I am the one in charge of what some woman's menstruation tells her to feel. One woman went home with me and I tried to fuck her. She said no and I brought her back to school. I went home with the other woman, she said no and I left. With the other women I met in college, there was no confusion about why were heading back to the private residence together it was obviously to fuck. However, after I went to that Occupy Protest and handed out literature with my GT email address, although it had been six and 18 months since the alleged scariness took place, their two complaints appeared simultaneously right after I went to the protest. They did not accuse me of insisting after they told me no, and they did not accuse me of harassing them. They accused me of being scary. They both said that they were afraid to be on campus with me. I think one also said I pinched her ass, which was true. I did pinch her ass on our date, and it was perfectly appropriate. She did not ask me to stop, and I did not insist when she pulled away from me. The inappropriate thing was for her to go on a date with me and then go home with me, and then say that she was scared because I tried to fuck her. Also, note that there was no problem until I went to the protest.

[Anonymous No.10797478]

>>10797470
Yes, Tooker, I know and I am defending you. That's why I mentioned you are a victim of this SJW hellhole we are all living under right now. Unironically like living in Nazi Germany. Now that I have your attention, maybe you need to consider that it happening during Occupy was just a coincidence.

Remember, this is how things work. Do you know about Kavanaugh? He got accused like 30 years after it "happened". Same with Trump, he runs for president and suddenly everyone and their mother got raped by Trump 50 years ago. It's all bullshit. But you need to wake up and join us in the fight.

But regardless. I will take this opportunity to say that I'm sorry for saying bad things about you and being a bad person in general to you. I just think you have genuine talent as a physicist and it fucking sucks that you are now inside your shell and never allow yourself to just come back.

[Anonymous No.10797486]

>>10797478
>maybe you need to consider that it happening during Occupy was just a coincidence.
Where do you, you miserable infidel who should burn forever without dying, get the notion that I have discounted the possibility of it being merely a coincidence?

>I'm sorry
I don't care if you're sorry. Being a sorry sack of shit isn't a license to do whatever you want and escape my justice.

[Anonymous No.10797490]

>>10797486
>Where do you, you miserable infidel who should burn forever without dying, get the notion that I have discounted the possibility of it being merely a coincidence?

Then why do you always mention it like if it had relevance? Tooker, you are just a victim of feminism. Plain and simple.

>I don't care if you're sorry. Being a sorry sack of shit isn't a license to do whatever you want and escape my justice.

Well, I guess I deserve this much.

[Anonymous No.10797493]

>>10797490
>Then why do you always mention it like if it had relevance?
Because it does have relevance.

[Anonymous No.10797495]

>>10797490
>I guess I deserve this much.
You deserve so much more. I know you're not going to kill yourself, and you won;t kill your family, and that you will fall into my hands as a devout unbeliever.

[Anonymous No.10797496]

>>10797493
But it is just a coincidence. Trust me, the government is not out to get you. This is true. Take that weight off your shoulders, there is no one going for you.

[Anonymous No.10797498]

>>10797496
>Trust me
nah

[Anonymous No.10797499]

>>10797495
Yeah, I guess this time I was actually mean to you. I just wish you would not default to saying you want to kill me even when I was trying to help you. You know? Mutual respect man. I know I don't deserve it now but at least I did before.

[Anonymous No.10797504]

>>10797498
Fair enough but dude just think about it. Why would the government want to get you? You are just a private citizen and no offense but you have no power (just like me). Not to mention that right now the president is Trump who would probably be on your side.

[Anonymous No.10797509]

When God told Abraham to kill his son, Abraham obeyed God. I am commanding you to kill your family and then yourself. Will you follow Abraham's example, or will you brazenly rebel against my command for all the world to see?

[Anonymous No.10797512]

>>10797509
>kill your family
Your family except for me, for am I not the person in your family that you hate the most?

[Anonymous No.10797514]

>>10797509
Okay Took. I'm not going to insult you.

[Anonymous No.10797523]

>>10797509
How dare you place demands on me, that created you?

[Anonymous No.10797524]

>>10797514
Calling me that is an insult. Every breath you draw is an insult. Every living moment of every person in your family, all of them except for me, is an insult.

Will you be like Abraham? Or will you be like Satan?

[Anonymous No.10797541]

>>10797523
It is I that created you, you ignorant fool. Pic related, even now after all your hours of dedicated trolling, and after all those resources you invested in shitting on me when you could have put them to help me, you're still too stupid to see how it works.

There is no hope for you.

[Anonymous No.10798224]

haram

[Anonymous No.10799380]

>>10797541
How tall are you Took?

[Anonymous No.10799629]

>>10799380
I more than 6'1" enough that it rounds to 6'2" but I am not quite 6'2". If I have shoes on, however, then I am more than 6'2".

[Anonymous No.10799651]

>>10799629
JESUS CHRIST TOOKER YOU ARE FUCKING SHREDDED. YOU ARE RIPPED. YOU ARE FUCKING JACKED. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT. THIS GUY CAN ACTUALLY BEAT UP 20 OF US.

[Anonymous No.10799660]

>>10799629
Dr. Chaddington, how many bunnies have you slammed in that room? Must be in the hundreds.

[Anonymous No.10799670]

Buy my book

[Anonymous No.10799676]

>>10799670
I don't want to buy your book, I want to buy your fucking workout plan.

[Anonymous No.10799700]

>>10799676
public bathroom pen0r sucks for eight hours a day goddamnit gotta suck big to get big CMON
-t. Your god

[Anonymous No.10799708]

>>10799676
>buy your fucking workout plan.
When you're buying my book, you should buy Rip's book too. Don't forget to eat a lot. If you aren't getting bigger you're not eating enough.

[Anonymous No.10799711]

>>10799700
Do you think I'd fall for a Liquid Tooker? AFTER ALL THESE YEARS? I can smell the fakes from a mile away.

[Anonymous No.10799712]

>>10799708
>Rip's book
oops

[Anonymous No.10799716]

>>10799708
No I'm not buying your book, I don't know how to read.

Just kidding, I already told you I'll buy your book if I get the job I want. Pray for me Took, I already applied. I'm scared because it's a kinda SJW company so because I'm male they are probably laughing at me.

[Anonymous No.10799717]

>>10799711
Anyone can be tooker if they try hard enough at certain things.
Not learning math, don't try at that if you want to be tooker.

[Anonymous No.10799729]

kek good thread

[Anonymous No.10799730]

>>10799712
Damn so you are for real training. No homo but you look good in >>10799629 Tooker I mean GOD DAMN. You are probably the most attractive man on /sci/ no homo.

[Anonymous No.10799737]

>>10799730
And my strike out record with the ladies is still above 99%, somehow. (It's because my enemies are farming a culture that teaches their daughters to hate men like me.) Pic related got me ZERO swipes on Tinder.

[Anonymous No.10799745]

>>10799737
Well Tooker that's because women are retarded. A man like you deserves some good pussy. I think you should leave Tinder entirely and find other ways to socialize with girls but if you must then I'd suggest switching profiles to something that shows those GUNS you have strapped to your arms GOD DAMN.

I also suggest you try working on your hair more. In >>10799737 you look sexy and masculine, you look ROUGH, but that's not what women want anymore. Women want fake rough. Women want you to make that alpha male face, but also while having perfectly styled hair so I suggest you look into some simple ways to style it a bit more.

[Anonymous No.10799746]

Don't forget good old Group Action

[Anonymous No.10799755]

>>10799746
I never will. Nor will I forgive it.

[Anonymous No.10799761]

>>10799755

[Anonymous No.10799763]

>>10799761

[Anonymous No.10799870]

>>10797186
love this one

[Anonymous No.10801385]

>>10797129
Its Cox-Zucker

[Anonymous No.10801542]

>>10797111
Lip Shits function

[Anonymous No.10801693]

>>10797111
Mathematicians confirmed for overgrown children stuck in the anal phase of development.