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10778187 No.10778187 [Reply] [Original]

Yeah, explain how this guy was one day walking around and then said fuck it and started flying.

Protip: u cant. in any way.

>> No.10778347

>>10778187
and chickens still can't fly to save their asses... those poor bastards...just imagine how those little mutts must feel being almost there in their capability to fly.

(and for the asspergers: jumping long distances while flapping your sad excuse for "wings" is not flying!)

>> No.10778422

>>10778187
Didn't happen, but a flying animal could evolve from small insects that get easily blown around by the wind.

>> No.10778430
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10778430

>>10778187
EASY:
It was startled.
It jumped in reaction, engaging it's wings, momentarily.
There's good evidence of the spread of memes (formal definition) among bird populations, so the spread of the utility of wings is a given.


You're fucking welcome.

>> No.10778913 [DELETED] 

incel-inside brainchip nanobogs tech,
stupidity gives you wings

>> No.10778915

incel-inside nanobog brainchip tech, stupidity gives you wings

>> No.10778923

Every time a human is born with an extra chromosome, they have Down's syndrome. Every time evolution of a new species with a new number of chromosomes happens, someone has a kid with an extra chromosome and instead of having Down's it comes out way better.

>> No.10779025

>>10778422
>birds came from insects
real hot take

>> No.10779031

>>10778187
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_of_avian_flight

>> No.10780600

>>10779031
Nice try

>> No.10780602

>>10780600
Nice try

>> No.10780650

Saw food in a tree. 100000 years later it was flying.

>> No.10780948

>>10780650
then all creatures would fly.

>> No.10780986

>>10779031
what about bats whatyouthinkofthat huh

>> No.10781088

>>10779025
Guess I wasn't clear enough
>Didn't happen

>> No.10781617

>>10780948
faulty reasoning... it would be true if all food would be available "on tree"

>> No.10781627

I'm proud of you OP, this is pretty good bait thread, you didn't even include a joke, just a ridiculous proposition as your actual feelings on the matter! Good Show old boy!

>> No.10781634
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10781634

>>10778187
baby steps

small agile dinosaur that can climb trees more likely to survive and reproduce
members of the species that can leap from tree to tree more likely to survive and reproduce
feathers that help it glide allow it to leap further improving the probability of it surviving and reproducing

>> No.10781637

>>10781088
It did, though. Birds evolved from therapods.

>> No.10781638

>>10778187
Gliding to flight using pre-existing feathers. It’s not rocket science

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10781641

>>10781634 here
I am stopping there because you could look it up the missing link fossils yourself and think about the most likely baby steps if you're not a brainlet, you're probably trolling anyway.

If you don't like reality you could always commit suicide if you'd like. I'm not even trying to oppress you and force you to live in this reality, I am not like that, I'm a good person and I am openly advocating suicide.

>> No.10781642

>>10781641
>I am stopping there because you could look up the missing link fossils and think about the most likely baby steps yourself*
fix'd

>> No.10781662

>>10781641
>Nat Geo prints click bait

GENIUS!

>> No.10781667

>>10781662
Rupert murdoch

>> No.10781708

>>10781667
How do you shorten "Rupert"? Rupe? Wtf is going on here?

>> No.10781709

>>10781638
this