[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/sci/ - Science & Math

View post   
File: 29 KB, 590x350, mars-1144397.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10751529 No.10751529 [Reply] [Original]

If you were the first person to set step on mars, what would your first words be? Can armstrongs "it's a small step for a man" line ever be topped?

>> No.10751534

>I'm going to die in 5 years due to cancer

>> No.10751562

>>10751529
>Holy shit i'm retarded

>> No.10751572

>>10751529
>You are about to witness the very first human interstellar suicide
>...

>> No.10751581

>>10751529
>If you were the first person to set step on mars, what would your first words be?
The flight plan I just filed with Agent C lists Smee, Maimen, Doctor Pavelhere, Button Lee, Juan Ovyue.

>> No.10751586

>>10751529
subscribe to pwediepie

>> No.10751601

>Rong rive Popurar Repubric of China!

>> No.10751606

>>10751529
Probably some dumb shit like “wow”

>> No.10751766

>boys have a penis and girls have a vagina

>> No.10751772

>The white race must be preserved

>> No.10751777

>There are only two genders!

>> No.10751868

>>10751529
"Hi, it's us."

>> No.10751871

>>10751777
Trips of truth.

>> No.10751872

>>10751606
хyй

>> No.10751875

The future is female :D

>> No.10751882

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK YOU

>> No.10751883

>>10751529
Hi this is Steve-o and welcome to jackass!

>> No.10751887

>>10751562
Kek

>> No.10752080

That's one small step for John madden one giant leap for UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU aeiou aeiou
EST PST CST MST EST PST CST MST

>> No.10752086

BASED!

>> No.10752359

>>10751529
Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky!

>> No.10752374

>Donald Trump is alright.

>> No.10752400

>>10751572
>travel to mars
>interstellar

>> No.10752433

>>10751529
>Yep, it's a planet.

>> No.10752443

>>10751529
>Are we there yet?

>> No.10752444

>Told you we'll get here on a Boeing rocket.

>> No.10752602

>>10751882
Based

>> No.10752604

Lets see Paul Allens planet

>> No.10752610

>I was expecting it to be redder

>> No.10752619
File: 23 KB, 275x183, The_God_Emperor_is_Impressed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10752619

>>10751529

I claim this planet for the God-Emperor of man!

>> No.10752625

>>10751529
*yelling*
>FUCK OFF SPACE NIGGERS

>> No.10752760

>>10751572
planet is greek for moving star

>> No.10752766

>>10752080
based and nasapilled

>> No.10752907

>>10751529
MAAAAAAAAARS! FOOOOOOOREVEEEEEEER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRbn0xCnb3k

>> No.10752948

>>10751529
I couldnt say anything meaningful, I dont speak chinese

>> No.10753185
File: 719 KB, 1735x1671, 1467835804129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10753185

>> No.10753346

I am about to science the shit out of this planet.

>> No.10753354

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children.

>> No.10753363

I would unironically say 'ayyy lmao' and hope that the aliens come say hi.

>> No.10753604

>ayy lmao

>> No.10753670

>>10751529
FUCKING DICK CUNT NIPPLES. Just to be fucking clear I just said FUCKING DICK CUNT NIPPLES. Don't you fucking censor me on this. Everyone onboard agreed on this. In fact, we've even developed our own dialect consisting almost entirely of expletives over the course of the mission. We spent a long time travelling here, a REAL FUCKING LONG TIME. Now grab the national dickwaver bob and fuck it into the marspussy with the fuckharder. Fuck yeah, right next to those big mars craps. Hope those earthbitches back at bitchingcontrol are getting this on the telefucker. Fucking shitfuck this really is gonna be one for the history-pornos.

>> No.10753711

>why did we spend so much money to get me here, again?

>> No.10753741

Being the first person to walk on Mars is one thing, but I want to be the first person to cum on the surface of it, so keep a lookout for when I do that.

>> No.10753743

>>10753670
>history-pornos
This should unironically be a thing.

>> No.10753746

>>10751601
It's already a red planet, what more do you want?

>> No.10753756

Soon we will walk among the stars.

>> No.10753810

>well at least it’s nicer than Idaho

>> No.10753862

>>10753810
And we grow more potatoes!

>> No.10753888

>>10751529

"Fuck her right in the pussy."

>> No.10753919

>>10751529
ah fuck im gonna die here innit

>> No.10754500

>>10751586
Good post

>> No.10754610

>>10751529
>scusi, dov'è il bar?

>> No.10754629

>>10751529
" I hereby proclaim this new world to Reddit."

>> No.10754639

GIRUGAMESH

>> No.10754704

>>10751586
based, pretty much sums up 21st century at best

>> No.10754742

>thinks something like
>"from the blue oceans of earth where all begun, to the endless field of dust of mars where our dreams lie, we embarace the unknown because no human fears the sand kraken!"
>"damn it!, dust managed to get into my helmet! I'm gonna sneeze!"
>actually, my first words
>achoo! aaachoooo!! ... 'bout time...

>> No.10754753
File: 515 KB, 680x588, 1558306256287.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10754753

>>10751882
>come home
>media doesn't give one fuck about mars
>entire story is about omg he said nigger
>pic related

>> No.10755039

>>10751529
>"They clamped our umbilical cords, and we still made it."

>> No.10755137

DSFARGEG

>> No.10755165

>>10751529
>Hey whats that?
>OH MY GOD
>*random noise*

>> No.10755172

>It ain't home, yet it could become

>> No.10755190

>>10755172
I like this one. Hopeful, but resolute.

>> No.10755220

>>10751529
"Whoops! I forgot my toothbrush"

>> No.10755248

>>10751529
It's one small step for xir, one giant powerchair assisted scoot for xirkind.

>> No.10755249

It can't be. IT CAN'T B-
>cut the feed

>> No.10755255

OH MY GOD
IT'S FULL OF STARS

>> No.10755278

The anti-chink copypasta.

>> No.10755317

>>10751529
Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch

>> No.10755336

Traps aren't gay.

>> No.10755381

>>10752374 how do i upvote your comment

>> No.10755924

>>10751529
14/88

>> No.10756184
File: 566 KB, 750x379, DONATE_TO_4CHAN_by_mika_sama.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10756184

>> No.10756186

Wait a minute... wait.... Holy shit, guys, this ain't Mars! How the actual fuck...? Which one of you morons was supposed to aim this piece of shit at Mars? GoddammitalltoHell...

>> No.10756203
File: 55 KB, 659x475, coachella valley bugs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10756203

"I knew I shouldn't have taken that left turn in Albuquerque."

>> No.10756263

>Neil, we made it. Another step and another leap.

>> No.10756346

>>10751529
"You know, when you fart in a spacesuit, it stinks for like forever. Oh, the mike is on?"

>> No.10756378

>>10751529
It's time for Red Dead Redemption.

>> No.10756394

>>10751529
WUBBA LUBBA DUBDUB

>> No.10756400

>this isn't real, it's a simulation by super compootahs on earth, NASA said they would kill me after this recording

>> No.10756405

>>10751529
>"What a shithole, over"

>> No.10756696 [DELETED] 

THE RUSSIANS STOLE THE 2016 ELECTION
HILLARY IS THE REAL PRESIDENT

>> No.10756709

>>10756696
Clamped and vaccinated.

>> No.10756713

>>10756709
>le downvote

>> No.10756726

>>10756713
...pitocin'd.

>> No.10757046

Great googly moogly, I'm on Mars

>> No.10757137
File: 210 KB, 1159x665, 1557844910498.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10757137

>"I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!!!!!"
>drinks bottle of Onions

>> No.10757339

"Hope I didn't leave the oven on"

>> No.10757341

>>10757339
I get stove burner anxiety.

>> No.10757347

>>10751529
>Should we do a retake director? I think I messed up by landing a bit. Wait we're live? Ah shit.

>> No.10757351

>>10757341
I’ve never done that but I’ve left oil fryers on multiple times and once started a fire in a pan of oil I left on. Not pleasant.

>> No.10757443

And thus begins a new epoch of the skies

>> No.10757453

>>10751529
>Stretch arms and legs exaggeratedly.
>"Mars? More like Far-s, am I right?"

>> No.10757454

>>10751529
>what would your first words be?

" We will be the gods we choose to be, not those who have been. Who I was is not who you will be. We must be better. "

>> No.10757468

>>10751529
>"Yo said womin r' from Mars, but I ain't no see no bitches here."

>> No.10757477

>>10756186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8TUwHTfOOU

>> No.10759487

>earrings smell like dirty penises

>> No.10759554

>>10751529
"This was a very boring, long ride but at least I can Heil Hitler in peace here".

>> No.10759558

>>10753670
kek

>> No.10759559

>>10755137

oldfag detected

>> No.10759567
File: 130 KB, 600x600, mars-bar-131848-im.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10759567

"You know, whenever I land on Mars, I can't afford to be distracted by hunger, so I reach for the chocolatey goodness of a Mars Bar! The delicious candy bar that is out of this world!"
(Holds up Mars Bar in front of camera.)

But only if Mars Bar people have agreed to my payment terms.

>> No.10759638

>>10752604
Underrated

>> No.10759643

>>10751529
>sneed

>> No.10759653

>>10753670
*cums in martian soil*

>> No.10760365

Well fuck my ass im a martian now

>> No.10760380
File: 10 KB, 291x173, download (3).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10760380

> I claim this in the name of Der Fuhrer

Then Id pop a LSD tab

>> No.10760394

>>10752604
Got this far without laughing

>> No.10760401

>>10751529
nonwhites are inferior

>> No.10760402

>>10751882
AND FUCK SPICS

>> No.10761527

>>10751529
yeet

>> No.10761865

>>10751529
>Why can't I build muscle?

>> No.10761939

>>10751529
I got the farts again, Charlie.

>> No.10763276
File: 655 KB, 808x1400, 1559231896358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10763276

>>10751529
"That's the first step of a man on another planet, and a next step for humanity"

or something.... and then "next step for humanity"

or just "that's the next step for humanity"

dajsfhsdjfhdjgfsda

>> No.10763278
File: 1.88 MB, 2500x2189, 20140419_GPN-2000-001316.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10763278

>>10763276
leap I meant LEAP for humanity

god I suck at this, NASA will never select me, also wrong pic

>> No.10763282
File: 50 KB, 380x380, 1558975887502.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10763282

>>10763278
>>10763276
wait nevermind the whole thing just sounds like a reword of Armstrong's famous words, fuck it, nevermind.

>> No.10763296
File: 36 KB, 512x497, 1422045751855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10763296

>>10751529

>> No.10763368

"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"

>> No.10763381

>>10755172
>>10755190
It's both hopeful (the future of humanity lies in space travel), but also dramatic (if we don't take care of the earth and the environment, we'll be condemned to live in the martian desert).

I just have to become an astronaut now.

>> No.10763401

>>10763381
I already picture the 4chan thread on /sci/

>"It ain't home, yet it could become"
>What did he meant by that ?
>weirdthinkingpepe.jpg

>> No.10763411

>hi mom! *dabs*

>> No.10763412

>>10751529
>"I deeply regret ever coming here."

>> No.10763590

>>10751529

I serve the Soviet Union.

>> No.10763606

>We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

>> No.10763624

>>10751529

"On second thought , let's not go to Mars.‘Tis a silly place"

>> No.10763636

I'd say "hey, you guys forgot to move this wire out of the frame."

>> No.10763641

>>10751529

Communism leaves the boundaries of our planet and it is ready to expand across the Solar System.

>> No.10763647
File: 135 KB, 680x680, 478.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10763647

>>10751529
This:

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>> No.10763650

>>10751529
Op is a faggot.

>> No.10763651

>>10751529
>In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

>> No.10763660

>>10751529

"I looked and looked but I didn't see God."

>> No.10763665

>>10751529
That's one small step for man, one giant leap for motion picture set design

>> No.10763692

>"I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton."

>> No.10763789

ACK ACK

>> No.10764158

>>10751529
>I hereby declare the republic of Kekistan
>population: 1

>> No.10764211
File: 30 KB, 350x332, 15-GREEN-ALIEN-PLUSH.jpg_350x350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10764211

>we are not alone.

Then I have someone in the lander cut or telemetry and video feed to NASA. Have a good giggle for 16 minutes or so. Then turn the video feed back on to me holding pic related.

>> No.10764220

>>10751777
Based. Faggots in suicide watch.

>> No.10764230

i'm finally home.