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Update #4

Major Update: Revisions, Re locations, Names, and more to come.

KEEP POSTING !!!

Ivy League ain't got shit on /sci/ university.

>> No.1074726

overall size also reduced.

>> No.1074734
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HAL 9000 runs I.T. for the university.

JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING ANON

>> No.1074746

>>1074721
A late suggestion in the end of the other thread was Sadi Carnot for Mechanical Engineering, which I would support.

>> No.1074766

>>1074746

what about Military engineer ?

Aldrin is a pretty good example of a top notch mech eng.

>> No.1074768

nice job gogling shitsi and putting it up.. fuckfailtarted shitstained fuckface

>> No.1074775
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>>1074768

umad?

>> No.1074783

Watson and Crick for genetics, Franklin for photography, Dawkins for public speaking, Mendel for botany, Da vinci for the arts.

>> No.1074794

>>1074783

0/10 for trolling

>> No.1074795

Agreed for most of them, but should Darwin really be the head of biology, considering evolution is fake and shit.

Also, where is Lemarck?

>> No.1074801

>>1074795
trollolololololol

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>>1074795

>> No.1074815

>>1074766
Yeah, but what did Aldrin ever do beside walk on the moon?

Carnot made the 2nd law of Thermodynamics.

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>beside walk on the moon?

>> No.1074842

This University idea only makes sense on /sci/. I've seen one from /sp/ and another from /mu/. Fucking retarded.

>> No.1074843

>>1074734
Except we just wanna have email and not be executed for running torrents.

>> No.1074844

much better than #3.


I suggest John C. Slater for Inorganic chemistry for his rules (see, slater's rules) as well as his work in developing MO theory (and subsequently ligand field theory)

I also propose Angstrom for spectroscopy.

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Environmental Science

>> No.1074868

Add Aubrey de Grey to biology section. The guy has an amazing beard.

>> No.1074870

>>1074721
Move Perelman to mycology. I'm assuming there'll be no social sciences department, btw?

Also, FUCK YEAH DEAN EULER.

>> No.1074877
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Crystallography

>> No.1074878
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For Biotechnology

Just a suggestion, ask a biotech major first.

>> No.1074882

>>1074868
Biology already has someone with an amazing beard. We need a good
statche in bio!

>> No.1074886

> Logic
> Not philosophy
> Come to think about it, no philosophy on chart

this is shit

>> No.1074902

Aristotal for philosophy.

Or Socrates.

>> No.1074923
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Psychology

>> No.1074931

How about this:

Mendel for Genetics

W&C for Molecular Biology

I think that's a fair compromise?

>> No.1074937

Freud for sex-ed!

>> No.1074942
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Gives blowjobs to the top student in each dept.

>> No.1074945

It also occurs to me that the dean of the school's name is missing.

>> No.1074959

>>1074945
>implying you don't know who Euler is
wat

>> No.1074964

I'm sorry, but I can't place my finger on the name of the dean.

>> No.1074971

>>1074902

Aristotle as department head

Wittgenstein for Metaphysics (lol)

Kuhn for Scientific theory

Kripke for Logic

Kant for Epistemology

Singer for Ethics

>> No.1074972

>>1074842
thatsthejoke.jpg

>> No.1074981

>>1074902
>>1074886

No philosophy because the majority of fags will say Dawkins.

>Mother fucking Kant if we did have philosophy. You can't ignore the girth!

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>>1074945
>>1074964
>>1074945

>> No.1074978

>>1074931
Fuck W&C

I'm just joking. I couldn't give a shit about this chart.

>> No.1074986

>>1074959
Yup. Why would I memorize the faces of these greats? :|

>> No.1074998

>>1074981
Dawkins should be public speaking. Dat voice!

>> No.1075000

why'd you guys take off comp.E? =[

>> No.1075003

>>1074971

>Singer for ethics

How about you go fuck your cat?

>> No.1075006

>>1074959

Anyone worth his salt has heard of Euler and all the shit that he has done but not everyone can associate his name with his picture

>> No.1075027

>>1075006

Skunk hair should give it away

>> No.1075028
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DAWKINS SHOULD BE DEAN OF EVERYTHING BECAUSE I'M AN INTERNET ATHEIST AND I AM LIKE SUPER-SMART AND STUFF AND I KNOW LOTS OF SCIENCES.

Signed, HURR DURR

>> No.1075042

>>1075006
You mean you don't have a small library of cum-stained pictures of him all around your desk?

Wow, what a fag.

>> No.1075053

>>1075028
I just think he should be public speaker. His books are easy enough for the scientifically illiterate americans and he's quite charismatic with his accent and all.

>> No.1075065

>>1075003

Oh please, as if /sci/ wouldn't be all over the idea to preform experiments on babies, given the right conditions ( a chance).

>> No.1075068

>>1075053

Not sure if troll...

>> No.1075074

>>1075042

Sorry, all my sperm is reserved for Richard Feynman. Sexy motherfucker right there.

>> No.1075093

>>1075065

Yeah but lots of philosophers have come to the same conclusions all without support sex with our own animals.

I know that's a genetic fallacy, but seriously, fuck Singer. He's a nasty dude.

>> No.1075127

>>1075053
>I just think he should be public speaker. His books are easy enough for the scientifically illiterate americans and he's quite charismatic with his accent and all.

That's precisely the reason why Dawkins should be a bannable offence on /sci/
This is not a board for the illiterate masses, it's a science board. Simpletons can hang out on other boards.

>> No.1075128

>>1075006

I've heard of him. He played hockey for Edmonton I think.

>> No.1075134

>>1075074
>implying Euler's identity doesn't make you insta-cream your pants
You see, this is the problem with today's kids: they have no repsect for elders, no class. Compared to this master of whatever the fuck he decided to do, Feynman is small time.

FAG STATUS:
[ ] NOT TOLD
[ ] TOLD
[X] FUCKING TOLD

>> No.1075138

>>1075093
>fuck Singer
you mean the one that says we are morally obliged donate 80% of our salaries to starving people in Africa?

He irks me as well.

>> No.1075144

>>1075127
We'll need a wambulance here.

>> No.1075150

>>1075144
We'll need an education here.

>> No.1075174

>>1075127

>Implying this board would exist if only people with degrees could be on it.

All 23 people would have a blast discussing math.

>> No.1075176

I'm going to throw in Heron of Alexandria in For Engineering. Also Neil deGrasse Tyson for astrophysics.

>> No.1075179

>>1075128
Nope, he played football for Houston.

>> No.1075183

>>1075127
We'll need a wambulance here.
Protip: In America, people make the choices of who runs the country. If you want people running the country who have no understanding of science and want intelligent design taught in schools and stem cell researched banned then continue being a dumb fuck.

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Remington Kellogg

Biology: Cetaology

>> No.1075192

>>1075176

The guy who founded Tyson's chicken?

>> No.1075205

>>1075138
>>1075093

Fine, any ideas what other person of ethics that should be at the /sci/ university?

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>>1075192
>>1075176

Did somebody mention my name? I don't believe that I'm suppose to be on the pay roll here. Also I brought my friend Professor Beakman with me.

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Santiago Ramon y Cajal

Biology: Neuroscience

>> No.1075218

>>1075205
Isn't there a guy who genetically engineered crops to be more resistant to the environment. I know he saved a bunch of people in Africa and India.

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Sex education.

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Department head of Biology should be Lysenko.

>> No.1075243
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>>1075213
I was out buying cheese.

>> No.1075257

>>1075213

Is that Mike Tyson's brother?

>> No.1075258

>>1075205

Philosopher of Ethics:

Either Kant or J.S. Mill

I go with Kant, but then again, I love me some Kant.

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>>1074721
I saw this meme pop up the other day on /sp/ and thought it was a cool idea. I thought about posting one for /sci/ but I didn't because I figured it would be pretentious and boring.

This just proved it. You guys totally missed the point. You are supposed to have fun with it using memes from the board.

Pic related, you got told buy a bunch of fantasy football playing wannabe jocks.

>> No.1075281

>>1075267
>Only proving why this is not your board.
GTFO, faggot.

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>>1075267
/sci/ doesn't have any really interesting memes.

>> No.1075285

>>1075267

>Come to /sci/
>They think through a meme and actually take it seriously
>You are surprised

Jokes on you, dumbass

>> No.1075286

>>1075267
>>1075267

gb2/sp/with your general homosexuality and such.

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>>1075257

CLOSE! Neil DeGrasse Tyson: People Magazines sexiest astrophysicist!

I will spaghetti murder you with a black hole sucker.

>> No.1075317

I support changing Chemistry to Physical Science so we can add earth science into that category.

Chem is the smallest so far, and there are important geologists, climatologists and geophysicists to add.

>> No.1075340

ONE MORE PHYSICIST NEEDED TO TEACH ENGINEERING PHYSICS

BILL GATES AS COMPSCI PROFESSOR IN ENGINEERING COLLEGE its not like he has anything to do these days, anyway.

>> No.1075349

>>1075340

inb4 macfags

>> No.1075379

>>1075340

Technically we would be putting Bill Gates' employees onto the employement not gates himself. Gates though smart is a far superior business man now. BUT when I say that, then Jobs crushes his face off with ya know that itouch stuff nobody has ever heard of.

>> No.1075390

>>1075317
>>1075225
>>1075215
>>1075188
>>1074931
>>1074878
>>1074848

A good summary of add-ons and changes so far.

>> No.1075413

>>1075317

yeah that sounds good, I'll get too it with the next update.

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>Medical Biology
Medicine needs its own department. Also the lack of Pharmacology, Nursing, Physiology, etc is disappointing me. Perhaps a health professions department to resolve this?

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Geomorphology- William Morris Davis

Developed the cycle of erosion

>> No.1075507

where is Dr.Kaku?

>> No.1075510

>>1075493

how about you post suggestions instead of complaining like a wussy faggot ?

>> No.1075523

>>1075507
At a movie studio.

That guy's more of a celebrity than a scientist.

>> No.1075534

>>1075493

Medicine comes under biology you idiot. Most biological breakthroughs benefit medicine in some way.

>> No.1075535

also where is Archimedes?

>> No.1075545

>>1075534

As a biofag, I will lobby for our own column till my death. We don't want you medical people interrupting our discussions of sharks and ants and shit.

>> No.1075554

ICP - magnets

>> No.1075555

>>1075507
>>1075523
Another one for the admissions department!

>> No.1075558

>>1075545

>Implying I'm not an undergrad biologist

Biology doesn't need it's own column

>> No.1075559

Bradly Cooper - local pornstar

>> No.1075565

>>1075523
then he should have the Public Relations position

>> No.1075574

>>1075558

Then I am disappoint. If those fag engineers get a column, we get a column.

>> No.1075576

Suggestion:

Neil Degrasse should be on the board. He has at least more public relations and also the fact he openly goes about saying "Fuck Pluto" is pretty awesome. So he can be dean of badassery.

>> No.1075580

Richard Dawkins.

Do it you fuckers.

>> No.1075584

>>1075574

We have a column, it's called biology.

>> No.1075585

>>1075510
Fair enough.
Nursing-Florence Nightingale
Cardiology-Vivien Thomas
Physiology-John Zachary Young
Pharmacology-George F. Archambault

>> No.1075588
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>>1075576

Dean Of Pimpin' & Badassery

>> No.1075591

>HURRRRR THE DEPARTMENT HEAD OF PHYSICS MUST BE FEYNMAN BECAUSE IT'S SO UNFAIR SO FEW AMERICAN PHYSICISTS
>AMERICA FUCK YEA DURRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>1075584

What about room for the cetaologists?! And the geothermal ecologists? If med. comes in those cool guize will never get their time to shine?

>> No.1075635

>implying mendel knew shit about genetics

>> No.1075636

>>1075585
Anatomy-Henry Gray

>> No.1075639
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Needs more earth science.

>> No.1075645

Alright fine. We can have a health science category, after all there is a Nobel prize for medicine..

>> No.1075664

>>1075183

>Protip: In America, people make the choices of who runs the country. If you want people running the country who have no understanding of science and want intelligent design taught in schools and stem cell researched banned then continue being a dumb fuck.

That was such a stupid statement, on so many levels. I really feel sorry for your inability to comprehend simple sentences.
Read and analyze what you wrote thoroughly and maybe that'll give you a hint.

>> No.1075668

>>1075639

lol well theres a paleontologist under biology.

>> No.1075685

Also, Dawkins should be in there under evolutionary biology.

I'd like to see any of you explain evolution better to a bunch of degenerates.

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>>1075668
Well I'm suggesting this guy; he pretty much invented stratigraphy. (Nicolas Steno)

>> No.1075697

>>1074721
Is every board doing one of these? Just curious cause I saw that /v/ was and now I see this. If so, which board started it?

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>>1075687

Alfred Wegener as well. Plate tectonics.

>> No.1075718

>>1075668

Yeah, I suggested that because there was no where else for him to go.

>> No.1075729

>>1075697
I've seen the idea tossed around before but as far as I know the chart came from /v/. The /sp/ one is great, this one is pretty good, the /co/ one is also great. There was one for /mu/ but that seemed kinda' lame, and /tv/ is putting one together right now.

>> No.1075738

>>1075729
Ahh cool, ima have to check all of those out then. Thanks for the info.

>> No.1075749

>>1075639
>geology

dohoho

>> No.1075765

>>1075738
The /co/ one was pretty easy to understand, I don't know a lot of the characters but most of the ones I did know made me laugh. The /sp/ might kinda' be the same way, except it has a lot of /sp/ memes in it and that's probably why it's so great.

>> No.1075800

>>1075749

Those that scoff usually haven't bothered to take the time to realize how complicated it can get; try googling some papers some time before you open your yap.

>> No.1075813

>>1075591

. . . all this hostility against dudes on the manhatten project, haters gonna hate.

>> No.1075824

>>1074721

Who is that man who has stolen Newton's top spot?

>> No.1075840

>>1075824

This. Why the fuck isn't newton at the top?

>> No.1075849

Steve me theories always fail Hawking... oh yeah! This a worthy chart.

>> No.1075852

>>1075824
>>1075840

Department Heads need to be able to get out and talk with people to promote their department.

Newton is too spergy for that. You're lucky if he shows up for class.

>> No.1075855

Other fields

Geology (inb4 everything)
Health science

>> No.1075871

>>1075824
>>1075840
replaced by the true inventor of calculus, for the lulz

>> No.1075879

>>1075871

Actually read the chart, dumbass.

>> No.1075907

Richard Dawkins - Counsellor

>> No.1075949
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Department of Philosophy
Professor of Ethics.

>> No.1075963

Erasmus Darwin needs to be under Miscellaneous Faculty as a substitute teacher.

>> No.1075967
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Botany = Joseph Banks

>> No.1075982
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Carl Linnaeus = Taxonomy

>> No.1076000
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Georges Cuvier= Zoology

and Sir David Attenborogh teaches only intro to biology

>> No.1076007
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magnetic theory and practice.

>> No.1076022
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E.O. Wilson for Ecology

k, i think thats most of the major bio ones. props for cousteau for marine bio

>> No.1076033

>>1075879
you mean euler? i assumed they meant dean of math

>> No.1076041

>>1075134
>implying Euler's identity should be attributed to Euler

>> No.1076067

>>1075317
I don't support this idea, as i'm a chemfag and that would totally make me butt hurt.

But we could also have other fields besides those listed. Medicine is a pretty big one, and i suppose earth science is as well.

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>>1074844
samefag, same post, pic included.


John C. Slater for Inorganic chemistry
Aldrin could be in charge of the study abroad program?

Slaters rule's and advancement of MO Theory and subsequent Ligand field theory

>> No.1076147

>>1076067

I just assumed since there haven't been many major chemists we might as well through earth science in there too. I suppose we could add medicine to bio.

Whatever, I've Kant is somehow put on there, I've got my favs on the list.

>> No.1076257

>>1076147
I advocate a seperate faculty for the health sciences and earth sciences

>> No.1076277

>>1076257

Together? Earth Medicine? Earicine? Medirth?

Seeing as how this thread has dove off I don't think you have enough earth scientists or medicine scientists to warrant two new columns. Name them though and I suppose we could force OP to do it.

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a university isn't made up of only professors.

Who runs our food court? Our coffee dispensation location? Who maid's our meters? Who allocates funding?


Hal. All of it is done by Hal.

>> No.1076302

>>1076284

How takes shits in our auditoriums and calls it philosophy?

Dawkins. It's all done by Dawkins.

>> No.1076304

>>1076277

I think he means a separate faculty for each.

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The Whore of Babylon deserves a mention

>> No.1076357

Where the fuck is Linus Torvalds?

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>>1076357

>> No.1076388

>>1076383
i applaud you Anon

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scott f gilbert for developmental biology

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Microbiology

>> No.1076439

>>1075215
him a thousand times
dude is full of win and awesome

also Watson and Creek should go under the "i steal other scientists' data"

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>>1075241
>>1075241

What does james bond know about science ?

>> No.1076469

dude, how can you have newton and not robert hooke.

phisics

>> No.1077749

we need a few more guidos to start arguments

>> No.1077761

Put the names of the scientists under their pictures you gigantic faggot

>> No.1077778

>>1077761
Are you insinuating you do not know the names of those people?

>> No.1077855

forgot civil engineering
i suggest the guy who built the Mackinac bridge

>> No.1077861

It's almost like you don't have Srinivasa Ramanujan as the professor of number theory.

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> tesla
god damn it

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You've neglected earth sciences - Louis Agassiz, Geologist

>> No.1077914

>>1077778
Why would I waste time remembering the faces of has beens?

>> No.1077932

>>1077880
Geology is based on circular reasoning which is in turn based on supposition, guesswork and subjectively interpreted evidence.

>> No.1079545

bump

>> No.1079757

which department would win in a free for all fight?

>> No.1079777

>Computer science in mathematics

imokaywiththis.jpg

It's about time people start realizing that CS is not just programming, and that it's "Math! Now on computers!"