/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.10735582]

>why yes, I did skip all my classes and only read the textbook, how did you k ow?

[Anonymous No.10735584]

You failed because you missed the quizzes. :^)

[Anonymous No.10735585]

mit accept u

[Anonymous No.10735586]

Because you were in my school and now you're serving my fries.

[Anonymous No.10735587]

>>10735582
no, the douches who skip class are always either asian cheaters or stoner-but-attractive-male cheaters. or the professor is a lazy fuck who adds nothing to the standard material. so basically you are a cheater or go to a shit school where profs don’t care

[Anonymous No.10735596]

>>10735584
>>10735586
>>10735587
seething IQlets
OP is a smart man, class is only there to support the inept who are incapable of learning and solving problems on their own

[Anonymous No.10735597]

>>10735587
both

[Anonymous No.10735601]

>>10735596
And a coke. And do hurry up because I have to go to class.

[Anonymous No.10735610]

>>10735596
So that will be a foot-long tuna, 9-grain with cheddar, toasted with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, spinach and avocado. Honey mustard is fine. Yes, I'll take cookies and a drink.

[Anonymous No.10735649]

>>10735610
>Yes, I'll take cookies and a drink.
You’re already eating terribly, why make it worse?

[Anonymous No.10735806]

>>10735582
>he read the textbook

[Anonymous No.10735807]

>>10735582
I didn't know, because I never saw you in class or met you.

[Anonymous No.10735811]

>>10735584
It’s not even that anymore.
I hate all the retarded group projects and busy work in lower division classes now.
Everything is all, “we are all friends here” L”form teams and present with a game, this is 20% of your grade”
A good lecturer I will learn way more from in that 90 minutes than anything else I could do in that 90 minutes, but that is like 1/10 teachers.
There is really no reason you shouldn’t be able to get an A by mastering the book and any assigned reading

[Anonymous No.10735817]

>>10735811
>There is really no reason you shouldn’t be able to get an A by mastering the book and any assigned reading
Yeah that's like 10x as much work as going to class

[Anonymous No.10735829]

>>10735817
Not if the professor spends the class telling stories, a. La my economics class

[Anonymous No.10735841]

>>10735582
This is the gayest meme of all time. Even when counting /fit/ and /lgbt/ memes.

[Anonymous No.10735847]

>>10735582
Because you missed the quizzes and will get a C even if you score perfectly on the test since it's 70% of the final grade?
Should have audited the course and then testes out at the end.

[Anonymous No.10735856]

>>10735847
What's wrong with a C? That's the point. He's so smart he can blow off the entire semester and still get a perfect score on the test to pass. If it was only 59% of the final grade then you'd have a point because below 60% is an F.

[Anonymous No.10735868]

>>10735841
the whole gigachad meme was started by some russian woman to replicate her dad by shooping some turkish dentist dude btw

[Anonymous No.10735896]

>>10735856
okay, thank you for outlining a scenario that doesn't happen anywhere ever, now i'm going to go to class and learn like a normal person

[Anonymous No.10735903]

>>10735896
It absolutely happens all the time. Not sure why you have a hard time believing in apathy. It's harder to explain people who don't get sucked down an apathy spiral honestly.

[Anonymous No.10737507]

>not just reading the presentation slides

[Anonymous No.10737516]

>>10735587
>stoner-but-attractive-male cheaters
lmao that's me but I don't cheat, honestly I just read the book and do the exercises and write proofs while I'm high and I remember everything.