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10703406 No.10703406 [Reply] [Original]

As we start to engineer our bodies, after medical procedures, the next major focus will probably be cosmetic operations. How, regardless of whether or not they expanded their bust size or left it the same, would women alter themselves to better support said bust, thus avoiding lower back pain and sagging later in life? Any ideas?

>> No.10703524

rocket thrusters below nipples

>> No.10703529
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>>10703524
we could make this meme real

>> No.10703533
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>>10703406
piss easy cunt, you simply have two balloons filled with helium, you attach those balloons to wires that are attached to the nipples which makes the boobs float upwards into the air

>> No.10705311

>>10703529
Nope

>> No.10705327

>>10703406
Artificial skeleton titanium tit implants

>> No.10705332

>>10703406
1. Implant a chin piercing
2. Follow up with two nipple piercings
3. Attach a pulley system between the chin and the honkers

It's adjustable!

>> No.10705334

We could balance them out by implanting back boobs on women

>> No.10705342

>>10703529
Your shitty fucking "le nerd sex" comics will never become memes.

>> No.10707077

>>10705334
Nope

>> No.10707289

>>10703406
Most women complain that their bra fits very badly and is uncomfortable to wear. If you can manufactor bras that fits more women while keeping the cost down, you will earn a lot of money.

>> No.10707292

>>10703406
Normally sized breasts are ideal.

>> No.10707634

>>10703406
we are simply going to have to augment the spine with reinforced metal joints, possibly titanium.

>> No.10707637

>>10703533
couldn't you just put the helium inside the implants?

>> No.10707639

>>10703406
more importantly, how do we weaponize floppies? I think we need to devise a way to add more rotational velocity while keeping gran gran from helicoptering off the floor.

Also on the agenda, armor piercing tungstun nipple rings..

>> No.10708689

>>10707639
What?

>> No.10709940

>>10707639
Why?

>> No.10709988

>>10705342
Its time as a meme has already come and gone.

>> No.10709996

>>10707289
>Most women complain that their bra fits very badly and is uncomfortable to wear.
I've seen a lot of women who are very obviously wearing an uncomfortable bra. I don't get it. Are bras that fit really so much more expensive?

>>10707637
You want hydrogen so they can be used as an emergency self-destruct mechanism.

>> No.10711724

>>10709996
Good question.

>> No.10712338

>>10707639
Why does this make me erect?

>> No.10712360

>>10709988
nothing wrong with paying tribute to the classics

>> No.10713098

>>10709996
>Are bras that fit really so much more expensive?
It's a matter of conflating all of the different ways we're told to measure by our mothers, female friends, the internet, etc. Your bra size is impossible to get right by guessing.

>> No.10713102

>>10713098
You can't try them on before buying them?

>> No.10713137

>>10713102
It's easier to grab your usual size off the rack and then get used to it and/or bitch about it when it doesn't fit.

>> No.10713142

>>10713137
That sounds so stereotypical woman that it must be true.

>> No.10713197

>>10703406
Magnets

>> No.10713200

skin elasticity would solve it

>> No.10713942

>>10713200
How exactly?

>> No.10715176

>>10707634
Something a little less cyborgy, maybe?

>> No.10715187
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>>10707289

>> No.10715494

>>10703406
My hands would be an efficient solution.

>> No.10715523

>>10715494
/thread

>> No.10715534

>>10703406
https://theitcrowd.fandom.com/wiki/Smoke_and_Mirrors

>> No.10715539

>>10715534
watching it now. am i going to be disappointed?

>> No.10715933

>>10703406
Just implant the bra (or equivalent structures) under the skin. How is this even a problem.

>> No.10715939

>>10712360
Old=/=classic

>> No.10717260

>>10709996
>I've seen a lot of women who are very obviously wearing an uncomfortable bra. I don't get it.
Ah, maybe bras that make their boobs looks good are uncomfortable? Girls endure discomfort for enhances looks in all other types of clothing as well.
>Are bras that fit really so much more expensive?
Perhaps not.

>> No.10718141

>>10715176
>cyborgy
Some word a little less faggoty, maybe?

>> No.10718687

>>10703406
Women deserve only beatings for being fucking stupid.