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10692845 No.10692845 [Reply] [Original]

You're now Jeff Bezos what do?

>> No.10692848

whatever my neurological makeup determines me to do

>> No.10692856

Send a giant dildo to the moon. Then send pics of it to my latest mistress, which will get her so wet she'll drown in her own juices. Then, I fuck the corpse. The police can't do anything about it because I'm Jeff Bezos.

>> No.10692858

>>10692845
Two chicks at the same time

>> No.10692864

Same thing anyone else would do: get a pot leaf neck tat

>> No.10692866

Get the /sci/ mods to remove off-topic threads.

>> No.10692885

Destroy my great nemesis, Elon Musk.

>> No.10692894

>>10692845
Invest all the money to AI

>> No.10692896

crash Saudi Arabia with no survivors

>> No.10692897

>>10692845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0Tz9iGhrQY

>> No.10692906

Probs triple whatever he's putting into Blue Origin

>> No.10692908

>>10692845
Spend all my money on top tier fursuits

>> No.10692909

>>10692845
nothing
that's why I'm poor

>> No.10692919

>>10692845
Cut myself into pieces and have a miligram of me put into every package and sent to prime members as a complementary gift.
Have every domain hosted on my servers flooded with CP, Gore and trashy new grounds memes.

>> No.10692922

>>10692845
buy a boat with a pool in it

>> No.10692930
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>>10692845
Invest billions into following neglected technologies

- artificial wombs
- closed loop life support systems / ecosystems
- "brain in a vat" technology for terminal patients
- robot avatars controlled with VR

>> No.10692950

>>10692845
Acter my roastie wife who I showered with jewerly, clothes, and expensive vacations left me I with half of my hard earned fortune I would spend the rest of my life subverting and destroying feminism

>> No.10692952

>>10692909
My planned response of “immediately kill myself” now seems painfully inadequate.

>> No.10692955

>>10692845
Dump huge amounts of money into researching sustainable lifestyles and encouraging population reduction because I'm not a huge douche.

>> No.10692956

sell everything and go ghostmode

>> No.10692965

>>10692845
get hair

>> No.10692981

Drink foetus soup

>> No.10692986

>>10692919
Why tho

>> No.10692992

Die.

>> No.10692993

>>10692919
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

>> No.10693011

Buy a wig

>> No.10693022

>>10692845
find a cure for low iq

>> No.10693037

>>10693022
So colonizing Mars with only 160+ IQs? Give it a couple centuries and you'll have a couple billion people who can read and speak multiple languages at age 6

>> No.10693048

>>10692845
fix eyeball

>> No.10693051

Fire everyone and hire all pure mathematicians.

>> No.10693087

>>10692955
Didnt know actual racists visted sci...

>> No.10693089

>>10693037
>languages
That's low IQ stuff, kids should doing math and science

>> No.10693101

>>10693022
that's called a bullet

>> No.10693142

>>10692919
>>10692864
>>10692908
these are the only correct answers.
everyone else in this thread is a reddit bugman

>> No.10693150

>>10692845
buy private island with 50 young girls

>> No.10693160
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>>10692965
Get Elon Musk's hair.

>> No.10693668
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10693668

start doing this with a crystal in my hand all the time

>> No.10693694

Looks like he is doing what money is meant for, resources to secure research and organize to discover on all platforms and subjects to ensure continues sci development.

What else could one possibly want to do anyway, would not care to be him but he's doing his part. Wold not change much.

>> No.10693727

Give it to based bill to fund his african euthanization program.

>> No.10693791

Stimfap and hookers on high quality meth and coke everyday until I die of heart attack or get coke dick

>> No.10693801

>>10692845
>marry another whore
>divorce
>lose half of my net worth again
>rinse and repeat

>> No.10694073

>>10692845
Play bejeweled but with real men. Every time I get 5 in a row, a trapdoor opens. Then, darkness

>> No.10694096

>>10692950
he cheated though

>> No.10694099
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10694099

>>10692845
Secure the ultimate corner office

>> No.10694105

>>10693791
>stimfap

Anon. You are a madman.

>> No.10695707

>I love you, alive girl
unironically, what did he mean by this, bros?
is he keeping the UNalive girls all to himself?

>> No.10695798

>>10692845
>You're now Jeff Bezos what do?
spend money and recruit slaves though the spy network

>> No.10695823

Why isn't Jeff Bezos building more pyramids? I don't get it. He wants to be remembered for all eternity, doesn't he?

>> No.10695836

>>10692845
aquire top shelf whores

>> No.10695837

>>10692845
Become a tranny

>> No.10696002
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>>10692845
Buyout Disney

>>10695823
http://longnow.org/clock/

he's building huge clocks into mountains instead

>> No.10696142

>>10693087
You must be new here

>> No.10696145

>>10692845
Figure out how, why, and find a way to become me again.

>> No.10696154

>>10692845
take picture of weiner, send to random lady

>> No.10696166

fund SpaceX.

>> No.10696274

>>10692894
Why don't you just say ending our species

>> No.10696283

Move Amazon to India and turn it into a superpower 2020

>> No.10696451

>>10692930
You seem to be suspiciously inclined to save human life? I wonder why would you want to save a shit species like us.

>> No.10696459

>>10692845
Pay off ALL of the student loans.
This would be a great way to hit the banks where it hurts.

>> No.10696492

>>10696459
But that would give the banks their money back. The real way would be to buy the debt for pennies on the dollar and forgive all of it.

>> No.10696509

>>10696492
They get a lot more over the long run through interest payments. That's how they make money.

>> No.10696510
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>>10696274
There is nothing wrong at all with ending our species, if the thing that replaces us is intelligent enough to build a gate to another universe, and thus ensure it can survive indefinitely, BECAUSE WE FUCKING CAN'T. Get over your selfish, speciesist mindview.

>> No.10696560

Buy Fox and Disney

>> No.10696567

>>10696560
Disney already bought fox.

>> No.10696655

>>10696567
Not all of Fox.

>> No.10697024

>>10696002
Im no communist but seriously this is capitalisms greatest flaw.
An absolute brainlet can luck out and become a mega billionaire and acquire all of the power that comes with it.

>> No.10697034

>>10693048
it cannot be done. all the kings horses and all the kings men cannot fix eyeball

>> No.10697046

>>10696510
wow this is peak reddit.

well done, anon

>> No.10697154

>>10692845
Triple the budget for my space program to accelerate the timescale and also start working on a superheavy lifter using even more 3D additive manufacturing. Hire an inside man in SpaceX to steal Elon Musk's hair and then pay whatever is necessary to have it implanted in my own head. Make Amazon less shit and also use my rocket to deliver goods around the planet for extremely rich and extremely impatient clients.

>> No.10697175

>>10696274
Every people will die in 200 years.

>> No.10697229

>>10692845
Donate half to aging research

>> No.10697284

>>10693087
In what way is that a racist?

>> No.10697288
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>>10693087
>sci
>not /sci/
Newfags need to leave.

>> No.10697302

>>10697154
how is Amazon shit? it seems to be doing great

>> No.10697515

>>10692845
spend lots of money on Mars advertisment
claim there lots of Watermelon and Fried chicken
everything is free
arrange a one-way spaceships to Mars
all tickets are free.

>> No.10697557

>>10692950
have sex

>> No.10697561

>>10696451
we are not a shit species at all, humanity is the best and last chance for life to expand into the universe before Sun sterilizes Earth

>> No.10698119

>>10692845
pay taxes

>> No.10698169

>>10692845
Fund a moonshot for scalable atomically precise manufacturing. A lot of our problems get fixed if we have molecular nanotechnology.
>>10697154
>>3D additive manufacturing
that's cute. It's not a panacea that instantly reduces weight. There are other processes out there that can be better. For example, parts for hypersonic aircraft are being woven on fucking looms.

>> No.10698177

>>10692845
>You're now Jeff Bezos what do?
Use my wealth to unsee what the left eye has seen.

>> No.10698183

>>10692858
man

>> No.10698232
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>>10692845
Give all my money away to someone more intelligent than "me" because, that 'me' now being Jeff Bezos would mean that "I" also would have his brain (or lack thereof), which is not as good as the one in my head right this moment as I type this message. No matter the billions, my experience of life would be impaired and I would be nothing more than a drooling, contented midwit. An aberration to the natural hierarchy that in times past would have been rectified with a well placed club to the head followed by a confiscation of resources his physical and intellectual better homo sapien.

>> No.10698240

>>10692848
This
>>10692845
Free will believer lol

>> No.10698254

>>10698183
Fuckin a

>> No.10698299

>>10692894

and that's why lotto winners end up being broke after a few years

>> No.10698334

>>10697557
tits or gtfo

>> No.10698353

>>10697024
all geniuses are also retards

>> No.10698387
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>>10698169
I never said it was a panacea that instantly reduces weight, it can reduce some weight when used intelligently and it can reduce a lot of complexity when used intelligently, neither did I claim it was the best process, just a better process than piecing rockets together with hundreds or even thousands of small individual hand-tuned components which cost millions of dollars and thousands of man-hours to complete. I'd appreciate not being grossly misrepresented. I haven't heard of whatever loom process is being used to manufacture hypersonic aircraft parts though, what components does it manufacture, what problems does that process overcome, and do you have a link to where that process is discussed because it sounds interesting.

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10698405

I would make a 3D star map for a museum using the GAIA mission data and femtosecond laser holograms, heard it's like $50K for a single pixel so representing an entire galaxy wouldn't be cheap but would be cool af to see.

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>>10696510
>Get over your selfish, speciesist mindview.
I'm buckled

>> No.10698413

>>10692845
fund catgirl research obviously
how are there 90 posts and I'm the first to say it
yikes, yikes, yikes

>> No.10698531

I find out which fast food places are my enemies favorite, then I proceed to buy all of them in a 20 mile radius of his house, and shut them down.

>> No.10698552

>>10692845
Go find what happened to my original body would probably be the first thing.

>> No.10698637

>>10692993
SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING

>> No.10698752

Probably go get a sandwich.

>> No.10698939

>>10692919
now that's what I call synergy

>> No.10698952

>>10692919
kekol

>> No.10698954

>>10692930
I forgot the reason for all these:
-use all these to get Elon's hair and install it on my head

>> No.10698960

>>10694096
is he not entitled to for being the richest man in history?

>> No.10698963

>>10698954
why do you want his hair so badly anon?
I'd call his hair average if not subpar

>> No.10698964

>>10698169
>parts for hypersonic aircraft are being woven on fucking looms.
that's amazing. truly, we live on a Wheel of Time *looks at camera*

>> No.10698968

>>10692845
cloning prehistoric tetrapods

>> No.10698974

>>10692922
buy a plane with an indoor skydiving chamber in it

>> No.10698981

>>10697284
ah, sorry, I thought he said 'low-IQ population reduction

>> No.10699149

>>10692909
This is deep.

>> No.10699152

>>10693150
"Young" means 25, correct?

>> No.10699170

>>10697229
kek
Only Jesus can save you mate. That would be folly.

>> No.10699173

>>10697561
This, ignore the nihilistic Plebbitors.
Humanity is glorious and should expand into the expanse.

>> No.10699238

>>10697557
drink bees

>> No.10699250

>>10692848
/thread/

>> No.10699253

>>10698963
Elon Musk went to great trouble to get rid of his baldness, using his remaining hair to have a hair transplant. Now imagine you are that kind of person, someone who would go through great physical pain and spend inordinate amounts of money to not be bald. Now imagine that your main competitor in your raison d'etre is a bald richest man in the world. You believe you might succeed because, hey, at least you still got some hair and it looks nice even if you don't have as much money.

Bezos taking any hair, that's weak. But Bezos taking Musk's hair, that would break him. THEN SPACE IS ALL MINE.

>> No.10699786

>>10699253
it's like the billionaire analog of splitting cheeks in prison

>> No.10699790
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>>10699253
>Bezos taking Musk's hair

>> No.10699798

>>10694073
kek, underrated for content as well as style

>> No.10699845

>>10692845
>You're now Jeff Bezos what do?
Lobby for the legalization of cocaine.

>> No.10699907

>>10692845
Il buy a house and turn it into an haunted manor, with red-led gargoyles, creaking effects, secret passages and shit.
Then I'll buy another and make a cyberpunk version.
Then another for fantasy Fae-themed shit.
Then I'll make a room with a 360 projjector for meditations and d&d games.
Then I'll start a video game company and bully developers into making my demented ideas.
Then stop, I'll have run out of ideas since I forgot how to have the normal kind of fun where you'd manage to blow through all your money in one lifetime.

>> No.10699936

>>10692894
if what you want to create is AGI, then you are basically just bumping salaries for brainlets.
AGI wont exist until N=NP
>pro tip
which will never happen

>> No.10699977

>>10699907
>Then stop, I'll have run out of ideas since I forgot how to have the normal kind of fun where you'd manage to blow through all your money in one lifetime.
Notch complained of this problem

>> No.10699983

start building generation ships right now, filling them with volunteers and sending them out to maybe habitable worlds
most will probably die horribly, but the knowledge learned will be invaluable

>> No.10699985

use my shiny head to focus sunlight and burn ants

>> No.10699986

>>10693048
>>10697034
seriously what is wrong with that eye tho? It makes him look insane.

>> No.10700064

>>10692845
Buy up the rights to absolutely top-notch teaching materials, and make it freely available as part of a privately funded global online library institute. At least that's how I'd start at the philanthropic side of things. >>10693037 This would also beckon, since having a crazy-looking mug can't be good for the soul.

>> No.10700209

>>10698531
Kek

>> No.10700215

>>10699985
Holy fuck

>> No.10700283
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>had a problem with Amazon
>somewhat jokingly email jeff@amazon.com
>it gets forwarded to customer relations and they fix it
I think Jeff is a pretty cool guy. Eh likes customers and doesn't afraid of anything

To answer your question, I'd try to make Drossel real.

>> No.10700488

>>10700283
as much as people don't like him, Amazon is a fucking amazing business. The delivery times, customer service and quality is far beyond any other service desu

>> No.10700493

>>10700488
Yeah, I can't wait until the Amazon economy arrives and everyone is just some different tier of amazon worker.

>> No.10700497

>>10692950
Dude cheated and she settled for a third. Motherfucker is still ungodly rich.

>> No.10700512

>>10692858
>get rich
>fuck 2 sluts for free
>become cheaper than a whore

100% omega male logic

>> No.10700513

>>10699936
It makes me mad that pop sci brainlets like you exist.

>> No.10700518

build a STEM college and keep it free of contamination

>> No.10700521
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build a STEM college and keep it free of contamination.

>> No.10700552

>>10700513
>NP problems arent real
ok, retard

>> No.10700601

>>10700552
The problem is called "P=NP" not "N=NP", and it asks whether there is a polynomial time algorithm that can be run on a Turing machine for every problem. But that's completely irrelevant because neural network regression is not a Turing machine, and neither is the human brain. In other words, you're mashing technical sounding terms together that you don't really understand in order to sound smart.

>> No.10700617

>>10692930
>brain in a vat
The most dystopian technology imaginable.

>> No.10700631
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>>10700617

>> No.10700663

>>10700601
problems which grow exponentially in time with complexity can not be solved realistically
i dont know how you cant see that P=NP and running a neural network dont overlap

>> No.10700826

>>10700663
*dont
they overlap

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>>10699936
>AGI wont exist until N=NP

>> No.10700841

>>10699936
>>10700552
>>10700663
Solving all NP problems in polynomial time is not required for general intelligence, you stupid fuck.

>> No.10700848

>>10692845
>You're now Jeff Bezos
not science or maths
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.10700852

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A939QRRSNV4

>> No.10700892

>>10700663
Do you understand what regression is?

>> No.10700903

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>> No.10701025

>>10699907
writing these down for when I'm rich

>> No.10701033
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>> No.10701071

why do supposed placid nerds on /sci/ make me laugh way more than any other board

>> No.10702393

>>10692845
shit on Drumpf in my bought newspaper

>> No.10702489

>>10696510
>gate to another universe

>> No.10702637

Market sell order on every Amazon share I own

>> No.10702667

invest in ai and robotics to create robo waifus for beta cucks.

>> No.10702703

>>10700521
cont.

somewhat related, i think it would be interesting to see which charities these people with ungodly amounts of money actually donate to.

if i were rich and had good intentions, i'd focus a lot of my spare time on improving colleges, and i'd certainly build one or two small colleges. i think that's a good legacy to leave behind. lots of alumni donate, but how many of them take an active role? i think that would be a good pet project for someone with gobs of money.

>> No.10702707

>>10702703

more and more i get the sense that rich people have an unspoken agreement/understanding that proles should not be educated. otherwise i think we'd see a much different academic landscape in america.

>> No.10702750 [DELETED] 

>>10692845
Buy my own private island villa and spend all day fucking the most beautiful of kidnapped lolis. Free drinks for everyone

>> No.10702796

>>10692845
....have sex

>> No.10702806

>>10699936
>AGI wont exist until N=NP
I guess humans don't exist?

>> No.10702839

>>10692845
spend about 1 million dollars on a range of equipment and materials to make the best analog oscillator circuit money can buy that would be pretty small. why yes that is iridium plated and those are sterling silver wires and all components have silver wire leads dipped in iridium and the negative resistance elements are sandwiched super thin layers of copper with a film of copper 1 oxide over and over that is then electroplated in platinum. fun fact copper 1 oxide layers that are super thin are supper conductive at room temperature

>> No.10703560

>>10702750
he might already have that
I imagine most billionaires do

>> No.10704871

>>10692845
find a cure for baldness

>> No.10704890

>>10692845
Pour 1 trillion dollars, fiance it against Amazon, into Israeli tech extreme penis enlargement. Post op kill all doctors and researcher involved so no one else can compete. Move to Thailand and DESTROY ladybois until the end of time

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>>10696510

>> No.10705009
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>>10700903

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Cry that I'm a bald old man and I don't have my hair, but at least I'm not a NEET and I doubt I can boast about a CS/EE BS degree from 1986.
I'd just create my own SENS research foundation and also fund neurotech for sweet sweet full-dive VR and spend the next 1000 years as a cute 16 year old boy pretending to be an even cuter 10 year old boy online.

>> No.10706498

>>10692845
Why are billionaires almost universally evil?

>> No.10706503

>>10692845
Sit down in my living room to play video games and still be making $14,000 USD the hour for doing nothing else.