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>sister found stash of neutrinos

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>>10670484
>uncle found the positronic rectifier

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Police seized the a kilo of fentanyl analogues I tried to import and sell to black kids and other minorities

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>grandpa bought the wrong particle accelerator again

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>THE DOG WONT STOP HUMPING MY TACHYON SENSOR!!!!

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My mom injected shellcode into the memory bus and moved the EIP

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>Open A.I. is wondering why it's having an internal experience

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>friend drank the tripolymer phased plasma

>> No.10670534

>the petri dish containing fungal culture started moving

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>Mathematica can't find a closed-form solution to my integral

>> No.10670542

I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE

JUST /SCIENTIST/ THINGS AM I RIGHT?

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>>10670484
>nana found the reactor core

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>Grandpa's stuck within the two-phase dome

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>I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE

>JUST /SCIENTIST/ THINGS AM I RIGHT?

>> No.10670597

>>10670542
>>10670593
Nice

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>>10670484
>I found a dragon dildo

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>friend just blasted himself with anti-photons

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>wife found the klein bottle

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>son got into the non euclidean storage bin

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>>10670484

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>the neutrinos have mutated

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>>10670484
>undergrads found the eldritch altar
Fuck Fuck FUCK, what do I do? If my connection to the elder gods is severed all of my fudged publishings will come tumbling down...

>> No.10671634

>having tfw no gf thoughts again

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>The Smart Toaster™ became a Platonist again

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>the family dog started reciting the Peano axioms

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>>10670484
>5th time this month my kid got ebola from public school.

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>Mom found quark-gluon plasma under my bed.

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>cousin just wrote a neo-Socratic manifesto on the irreducibly of society

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>my priest just realized nothing can be the cause of itself

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>broke a plate
>dad starts to unbuckle his [math]\frac{1}{\sqrt{-g}}\partial_\mu(\sqrt{-g}g^{\mu\nu}\partial_\nu)[/math]

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>confess to crush
>she says that she'll only date me if I can solve Fermat's Last Theorem

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>mom walked in on me forming abrupt p-n junctions with the dog again

>> No.10674970

>>10670484
>mom found the hausdorff space

>> No.10675009

>>10672230
Birth rates in Africa are on an insanely fast decline. This chart can't possibly be accurate.

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>>10670484
>drop soap in lab, bend over to pick it up
>Professor's pants start resembling [math]X(f)=\frac{BBC}{2T}\sum_{m=-\infty}^\infty (1-(-1)^m)\delta(f-\frac{m}{2T}) [/math]

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>>10675141
>BBC

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>>10670484
>dick got stuck in the Krasnikov tube again

>> No.10676262

nana touched my pp. I blasted her face with gluons what do?

>> No.10676287

>>10670484
hand slipped into the enriched brime centerfold consecutively

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>>10670711
i would like to see that or anti-see that.

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>De Nomolos found the statiophonicoxygeneticamplifiagraphiphonideliverberator

>> No.10676368

>my pants are in the other black hole

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>mom found the bose-einstein condensate

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Anti-gravitons made my sides orbit around the kuiper belt.

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>my dog ate the RNA world

>> No.10676668

FUCK THESE GAMMA RAYS KEEP TURNING GORZILLA'S PROTONS INTO KAONS IN2 PIONS IN2 MUONS + NEUTRINOS
IM AN AMIDWARF

>> No.10676695

>>10670711
So he shone a light on himself? Don't see what the problem is.

>> No.10676957

>>10676695
>So he shone a light on himself?

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>Professor claims that Eigenstein wasn't a real person

>> No.10677177

>>10676362
kek

>> No.10677183

>>10676542
why did you think your mom wasn't going to go into your laser fridge?

>> No.10677217

>>10671634
This

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>sister just taught my ant colony about Kantian ethics
NO NO NO Damn it! I wanted to see their effects under Nietzschian philosophies! Now everything is ruined!

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>Latest experiment showed energy is not conserved

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Mom found the Quark–gluon plasma jug

>> No.10677483

>gf found my folder of higgs boson particle trace pics
>haven't answered my calls or texts since

>> No.10677552

>>10670484
>The trans-dimensional actuator is having gender dysphoria.

>> No.10677567

>>10674970
>neighbor imperializes my tits metric

>> No.10677871

>grampa groped the gravitron groin
w-wat do?

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>dad closed my einstein-rosen bridge again

>> No.10678414

>mfw the dosimeter only says 3.6 roentgen.

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>Space-time has some nice curves

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>Papa found my secret stash of dick pics.
>pics of his dick in my mouth
>tfw he found out pic related

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>>10678414
>tfw the dosameter is only at 3.0 and I'm very hungry

>> No.10678658

>>10678544
wut

>> No.10678671

>>10676979
Kek

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>stepsister unburied the phallic infinite energy recycler
At least it proved to be quite sturdy

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>son jostled the sarin crystals

>> No.10679622

>>10676979
his values will live on forever in his relatives

>> No.10679638

>assistant accidentally disrupted the toroidal energy flow in the harmonic resonator resulting in his atoms being spread across seven different dimensions
RIP in peace. You will be missed.

>> No.10679721

>>10670542
>>10670593
t. jealous seething brainlets who don't understand even the most basic references

>> No.10679889

>>10675009
no, you're thinking about Asia and Middle-East. Africa is fairly steady

>> No.10679907

>>10676957
photons are their own antiparticle, bosonlet

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>>10679907
>He doesn't even have whole integer spin numbers
Fermionlets, when will they learn?

>> No.10679939

>>10679929
the virgin bose einstein statistics vs the chad fermi dirac statistics

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>jesus wept