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10647746 No.10647746 [Reply] [Original]

Fuck you, birds are NOT DINOSAURS!!

>> No.10647802

>evolves wings
>can't fly
Darwinfags eternally btfo

>> No.10647808

>>10647746
>>10647746
Those birds were obviously trying to become a sentient frame but that have in due to cruel humans.

>> No.10647821

>>10647746
birds are dinosaurs

>> No.10647830

>>10647821
No, no, no, no, NO... PLEASE, birds are NOT dinosaurs.

>> No.10647847

Birds are comb jellies.

>> No.10647853

>>10647746
>>10647830
Reality doesn't care about your autism.

>> No.10647858

>>10647746
>Fuck you
no U

>> No.10647859

>>10647746
Dinosaurs are birds

>> No.10647863

>>10647859
This.

>> No.10647864

>>10647802
>create nipples on men
>can't use them
Creationfags BTFO

>>10647746
>>10647830
Why don't you want them to be dinosaurs tho? Is it because >muh childhood?

>> No.10647866

>>10647863
>>10647859
Which came first, the Chicken or the Velociraptor egg?

>> No.10647870

>>10647864
Birds are fucking gay looking and not cool at all.

>> No.10647873

>>10647864
men can use their nipples though

>> No.10647876
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10647876

>>10647870
But non-avian dinos aren't?

>> No.10647877

>>10647870
> Birds are fucking gay looking and not cool at all.
Birds are to dinosaurs what you are to humanity.

>> No.10647880
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10647880

>>10647876
vs a bird

>> No.10647882

>>10647876
Feathers are legit the gayest covering nature ever derived, no wonder pride parades are full of faggots wearing them.

>> No.10647937

>>10647873
Playing with them when masturbating to gay porn doesn't count

>> No.10647949
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>>10647746
>Fuck you
Yes pls daddy. Just be gentle ok?

>> No.10648002

>>10647746
https://youtu.be/TFwHELWXtB0

>> No.10648005

>>10647853
well said

>> No.10648026
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>>10647949
ES-Essi?

>> No.10648081

>dinos turned into burbs
but, the crocodile is a living dinosaur that doesn't have feathers.

Why can't they just say SOME dinosaurs evolved into birds and some didn't. I guess that'd leave the question of which species evolved into what.

>> No.10648146

>>10648081
Because creation fags

>> No.10648279

>>10648081
>Crocodiles are dinosaurs

No they aren't you fucking MONGOLOID, crocodilians are NOT dinosaurs.

>> No.10649387

Birds are not dinosaurs

Insects are not crustaceans

Humans are not protists

Language exists to serve us, not the other way around. Biologists who hate paraphylectic groups should come up with new words, not bastardise old ones.

>> No.10649456

>>10649387
>Insects are not crustaceans
>Humans are not protists
False analogy.

Birds are theropods.

>> No.10649498

>>10647746
birds are too smart compared to dumb dino lizards.. have you ever owned one of them talking grey parrots? smarter than most 2 year old kids...

>> No.10649518
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10649518

>pic related actual dinosaur
Survived 500 million years just by learning to bite + spin like a retard
one trick pony
fucking lizards

>> No.10649965

>>10648279
Crocodilians are Archosaurs. Dinosaurs are also Archosaurs. So birds and crocodiles are more closely related than birds and mammals.

>> No.10649986

>>10647746
Where's your evidence?
Where's your argument?
Where's your counter?
Are you stupid?

>> No.10650009
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>>10649965
Mammals are still more badass.

>> No.10650028
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>>10650009
Updated image.

>> No.10650286

>>10647746
when the gene responsible for beak growth in chickens is suppressed the chicken embryo will form a Jaw, OP btfo

>> No.10650290

correct, they're descended from dinosaurs

>> No.10650306

>>10647746

...They're flocking towards us.