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10646508 No.10646508 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

I just moved to a new city. They guy in the grocery store was eyeballing me with incredulity as he recognized me.
WHAT DO YOU SAY ARE THE CHANCES THAT
(a) HE RECOGNIZED ME FOR SOMETHING GOOD THAT I DID
(b) FOR SOMETHING BAD THAT I DID
(c) FOR SOMETHING BAD THAT SOMEONE ELSE DID WHICH MADE HIM HAVE DISDAIN FOR ME?

I'd say the chances of him recognizing me for something good I did are 0%, for something bad I did <1%, and it was definitely for the mockery someone else made of me.

Any statisticians? What is the p-value of the null hypothesis?

>> No.10646521

>>10646508
you are missing a 4th option
(d) FOR SOMETHING GOOD THAT SOMEONE ELSE DID WHICH MADE HIM HAVE ADORATION FOR ME?

>> No.10646531
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pic related, you don't want to be in the group of people that Helene liked while she hated me. You're going to look much, much worse than me in history. In fact, in history I will look very good due in no small part to my culling activities against any parties who dissent regarding my overall goodness.

But damn, I tell you. If you were in the audience Helene was entertaining you're going to end up on the stage when I'm entertaining Helene's enemies. I know you don't believe it but actually if you look in the Bible it says God has a favorable opinion of believers so that's actually in good order.

>> No.10646538

>>10646521
by the look on his face, I don't think it was that. His look was not ~plainly~ a look of contempt but it was definitely contemptuous.

>> No.10646543

>>10646508
statistician here, OP is a faggot with 100% certainty

>> No.10646570

I saw Jon Tooker at a grocery store earlier. I was a fan of his /sci/ threads and I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>> No.10646575

>>10646570
haha

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I always say that pic related horrible character from classic fiction is basically Helene's role model in life for a stronk woman.

And, fuck me, is she not out there raping people with lobotomy just like in the fucking movie? These Wojak memes became slightly clearer to me this week, and I am glad that I no longer wonder if Wojak's tears are Helene's tears. They aren't.

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>>10646582
>pic related horrible character

>> No.10646616

>>10646508
>using NHST
fuck off brainlet

>> No.10646670 [DELETED] 

>>10646570
Is this true, Jonathan?

>> No.10648296

>>10646570
This is melee copypasta

>> No.10648341

>>10646570
>to prevent any electrical infetterence
every goddamn time

>> No.10648354

>>10646588
Thought this was fucking river phoenix before I opened the thumbnail oh god

>> No.10648367

>>10648341
It only gets me when I read someone say this

>> No.10649326

>>10646570
I recognise this as election-era Hillary copypasta. She was scanning bottles of cheap babycham to ward off "Russian infetterance".

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