Beresheet - Moon landing thread

[Anonymous No.10546897]

Any minute now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7GUHd554NY

[Anonymous No.10546929]

Also:
After Golan Heights, Jews annex the moon.
All of your base are belong to us.

[Anonymous No.10546939]

>>10546897
Did they bring settlers along?

[Anonymous No.10546957]

would be pretty based if they started naming places around there
>Golan Heights
>Palistinian Tears Hill
>Plains of Hamaz pains

[Anonymous No.10546964]

>>10546939
Next time maybe.
Now mostly a meme lander to look good while election in Israel.

[Anonymous No.10546970]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMdUcchBYRA
official non-clickbait stream
not live yet

[Anonymous No.10547043]

[Anonymous No.10547096]

Its live btw.

[Anonymous No.10547240]

Braking burn is ongoing

[Anonymous No.10547243]

past the point of no return

[Anonymous No.10547249]

God damn it you dumb goyim stop calling it Beresheet, it's called Genesis

[Anonymous No.10547254]

based jews

[Anonymous No.10547257]

>>10546897
Holy shit this language sounds terrible.

[Anonymous No.10547264]

>>10547249
Does a bear shit in the woods?

[Anonymous No.10547265]

what's the point of this? couldn't they have invested that money into helping the palestinians instead? the definition of privilege lmfao

[Anonymous No.10547270]

Poor goyim, how can you handle the stream being 75% in Hebrew?

>>10547264
no, it shits on the moon

[Anonymous No.10547276]

>>10547265
>this butthurt israel is a thriving country and the closet thing palestine has to a space program is throwing rocks
KEK

[Anonymous No.10547282]

>takes 2 months to get there
Yikes!

[Anonymous No.10547283]

>>10547265
How much of your salary have you donated to the Palestinian cause? Or any charity?

[Anonymous No.10547291]

>hsduifhisudhfius not ok
RIP

[Anonymous No.10547292]

>>10547282
Minimum fuel, it's much smarter. Jews know how to save up.

[Anonymous No.10547294]

>windows image viewer
המדינה הכי טכנולוגית במזרח התיכון

[Anonymous No.10547305]

Passed 10km

[Anonymous No.10547306]

>velocity picking up
fuck

[Anonymous No.10547307]

>>10547294
הכי נוח באופן לא אירוני

[Anonymous No.10547308]

>telemetry lost
control room looks shook

[Anonymous No.10547311]

>>10547283
>tu quoque
Indeed. Why *aren't* the Israelis they held to the same standards as other white countries?

[Anonymous No.10547313]

losing altitude way too quick

[Anonymous No.10547314]

main engine R.I.P

[Anonymous No.10547316]

>we have a rise in pressure, "interesting"
>image is lost
>problem in main engine
>host is saying that "the situation doesn't look good"
aw fuck

[Anonymous No.10547318]

F

[Anonymous No.10547320]

F

[Anonymous No.10547322]

crash?

[Anonymous No.10547329]

F

[Anonymous No.10547330]

slammed into the surface

[Anonymous No.10547336]

F

[Anonymous No.10547341]

מביך בקנה מידה אסטרונומי

[Anonymous No.10547342]

GOOD LUCK, CRASH-CHAN!!

[Anonymous No.10547343]

ביבי אשם

[Anonymous No.10547348]

crashed. fuck me.

[Anonymous No.10547350]

they are confirming the landing as a failure

They are now talking about how we are the 7th country to make it to the moon, rather than the 4th country to land

[Anonymous No.10547356]

cool

[Anonymous No.10547357]

>>10546897
It's ded.

[Anonymous No.10547359]

confirmed

[Anonymous No.10547361]

>>10547342
GOOD LUCK

[Anonymous No.10547363]

LOL IT CRASHED

[Anonymous No.10547364]

>>10547341
Even to crashing into the moon takes more than most countries are capable of.

[Anonymous No.10547366]

BIBI SPEECH HOLY SHIT
CALL /pol/

[Anonymous No.10547367]

>>10547357
I blame the Jews.

[Anonymous No.10547369]

Crashed

[Anonymous No.10547370]

>4th country to touch the surface

[Anonymous No.10547376]

>crashed
the jews did this

[Anonymous No.10547378]

>>10547364
תפסיק את הcope

[Anonymous No.10547383]

It's fucking sad to see /sci/ turned into /pol/.

[Anonymous No.10547384]

Eagerly waiting for the LRO images of the splat

[Anonymous No.10547389]

I bet Iran is behind this

[Anonymous No.10547391]

ok, which one of you bastards posted "BereSHIT!" on NSF?

[Anonymous No.10547403]

at least there's a selfie

[Anonymous No.10547408]

>>10547391
please don't lump us in with your shitposters, thanks

[Anonymous No.10547411]

>>10547389
The Nazi moon base shot it down

[Anonymous No.10547425]

/pol/ and Iran are laughing at us Israelbros....

[Anonymous No.10547437]

>>10547425
>iran laughing
well they are no strangers to failed tech

[Anonymous No.10547443]

Is it really surprising that the moon is antisemitic?

[Anonymous No.10547444]

>>10546897
SUPERPOWER BY 2025

[Anonymous No.10547449]

>carrying hypergolics, no debris
>crashed at 400m/s
>left an actual crater

great israel just dronestriked the moon

[Anonymous No.10547451]

>>10547444
The special forces, the first line of defense.

[Anonymous No.10547458]

>>10546897
It's Bereshit. Not Beresheet.

[Anonymous No.10547468]

rest in rip little dude

[Anonymous No.10547479]

>>10547449
nice, can't wait for the LRO photos

[Anonymous No.10547483]

F

[Anonymous No.10547489]

[Anonymous No.10547493]

This legit broke my heart a little.
זה לא הוגן

[Anonymous No.10547500]

>>10547376
lol

[Anonymous No.10547514]

>>10547493
if at first you dont succeed, try, try again

[Anonymous No.10547517]

“Thats one small crash for Israel, one skidmark across the Moons face for Jewkind”.

[Anonymous No.10547520]

How the fuck do you crash on the moon? The conditions there are perfect. That has like never happend before

[Anonymous No.10547524]

פ

Bummer but it was cheap enough that another attempt could be done in just 2 or so years

[Anonymous No.10547525]

חייב להודות, קיבלנו את הציטוט שלנו: "אנחנו הגענו על הירח, אבל לא כנראה כמו שרצינו"

זה היה בכלל מסע חלל ישראלי אם לא היינו נכשלים? הידד לפעם ההבאה.

[Anonymous No.10547531]

>>10547520
Ummm dude...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lunar_probes

[Anonymous No.10547533]

Hmm, they must have stolen the wrong blueprints.

Who knew the telemetry process of American missile tech was different from that of a lunar landing?

[Anonymous No.10547536]

>>10546929
>>10546957
aaaandddd......crash!

[Anonymous No.10547541]

[Anonymous No.10547558]

>>10547444
that fucking nose

[Anonymous No.10547572]

>>10547444
Too much inbreeding.

[Anonymous No.10547580]

>>10547536
>crashed in the Valley of Tears

[Anonymous No.10547608]

RIP in peace robospacekike.

[Anonymous No.10547609]

>>10547536
>>10547541
OY VEY!

[Anonymous No.10547623]

>>10547609
I can't believe Elon's secret moon base shot down the jewish lander

[Anonymous No.10547677]

>>10547623
>Implying it had a chance to get near Elon's

[Anonymous No.10547961]

Just F.

But GG for the effort.

[Anonymous No.10548653]

lmao Jews can't into moon

[Anonymous No.10548750]

>>10548653
Into the Moon they can. But not onto.

[Anonymous No.10548754]

>>10548653
>lmao Jews can't into moon
can't ONTO moon
can INTO moon just fine

[Anonymous No.10549082]

https://twitter.com/PeterDiamandis/status/1116429177778049024
Beresheet 2 confirmed, and they won the prize money anyways.

[Anonymous No.10549090]

The PHENOTYPE simply is not up to par. Sorry jew boys, stick to the abstract mathematical masturbations, actual engineering is strictly the domain of the VGB (Voluminous German BRAIN) PHENOTYPE.

[Anonymous No.10549104]

I bet some Palestinian kid with a slingshot did this.

[Anonymous No.10549179]

>>10549082
that was obvious they have all the cash and tech from some "other country".

[Anonymous No.10549195]

>tiny country sending probes to the moon
>curing diseases
>producing tech the whole world uses
>people actually want to give all that land back to the religious savages surrounding it
holy shit

[Anonymous No.10549302]

>>10549195
we would live happily with jews if it wasn't for their constant intromission in their host countries

jews need us (gentiles) more than we need them!

back in the middle ages they gave support to the muslims agains their own host country (spain) and in the russian revolution they also backstabbed their russian host, they also backstabbed germany during war world 1 opening the doors for all the resentment that "gave" us war world 2 (search " Balfour Declaration " ). the hate for jews is not out of thin air!!!

[Anonymous No.10549424]

>>10549302
>back in the middle ages they gave support to the muslims agains their own host country (spain)
You mean the "host country" that was torturing, murdering, enslaving, stealing property of, and forcing conversions on them for like a century?

I stopped reading here, you're what happens when someone with a 50 IQ tries to learn history.

[Anonymous No.10549433]

>competing 2019 fairing - stage connection assemblies are fucking LATCHES

[Anonymous No.10549438]

>>10546897
Bullshit

[Anonymous No.10549447]

retaliatory strikes against iran and palestine when?

[Anonymous No.10549465]

Yup.... we still run this shit

[Anonymous No.10549469]

Well, a black hole photo and a completely successful Falcon Heavy launch was good enough. I guess humanity was getting greedy with trying to fit a Moon landing in the same week.

[Anonymous No.10549475]

[Anonymous No.10549506]

if USA gave as much money as they did to israel, to some african country they could also crash on the moon

[Anonymous No.10549511]

So uh...... what are the chances the mission control gets sacrificed to yaweh?

[Anonymous No.10549513]

>>10549506

[Anonymous No.10549522]

>>10549506
Israel’s economy would barely notice if they lost US aid. You are an idiot. All the aid they get is to prevent invaders.

[Anonymous No.10549530]

>>10549522
How many main battle tanks and fighter aircraft do they produce domestically per year?

[Anonymous No.10549608]

>>10549465
jesus... that's patriarchy for ya!

thats the type of spirit that makes greatness

long live national socialism.

[Anonymous No.10549663]

why the fuck is Israel trying to land on the moon? What do they gain from this?

[Anonymous No.10549768]

>>10549663
the true zion

[Anonymous No.10550067]

>>10549195
>implying Israel has any claim to that land
>implying Israel is a legitimate country at all
>implying it isn't also run by religious zealots

[Anonymous No.10551165]

>>10549663
Setting up a silo to fire missiles at Palestine from

[Anonymous No.10551205]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.10551365]

>>10549506
I keep hearing people say this, as if they weren't aware the mission was privately funded.

[Anonymous No.10551600]

>>10547444
Hhmmmmm...

[Anonymous No.10551604]

[Anonymous No.10551610]

[Anonymous No.10551817]

>>10549663
Like any good scientific discovery or innovation, it's probably to impress some thots.

Also it goes to show what we can do nowadays with a fairly small team and only private funding. If Israel would man up and onvest some of its loads of cash, they could build a proper spaceship and get it done.

[Anonymous No.10552781]

>>10549663
Google Bux

[Anonymous No.10553146]

>>10551600
Holy shit, she'd be an 8 by herself but while standing beside that other....individual, she looks like a 10.

[Anonymous No.10553528]

Turns out that stolen American ballistic missile programming is not suitable for landing on the moon. How surprising, fucking parasite country.

[Anonymous No.10553589]

>>10551610
Fake.

[Anonymous No.10553605]

>>10549530
They buy American fighters, but they make their own tanks. They have a big military drone industry though.

[Anonymous No.10555294]

>>10549424
>/pol/ censors
Are you smoking your crack pipe as you type.
Only libfaggots censor speech. We on the right just mock your retardation with facts and incisive memes. That's why you censor us.

Also regarding thread topic, so much for the "smart Jews" myth. "CRAAAAAASH!" Even given fifty years of white-invented superior technology and $billions stolen from the goyim, Israel can't do what we did in the sixties.