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Anonymous Thu Apr 11 08:32:32 2019 No.10545598 [Reply] [Original]

*Pushes you into locker*
Yeah take that you science nerd

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 08:34:20 2019 No.10545602 >>10545598 >gets brain trauma from tackles

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 08:38:59 2019 No.10545612 >>10545602 >slowly dies in a semi catatonic, unoriented state I can handle a few lockers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 09:05:08 2019 No.10545671 File: 90 KB, 1121x573, 1431298268250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 09:21:42 2019 No.10545725 >>10545598 cum instantly

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 10:07:44 2019 No.10545900 >>10545598 >Impact makes molecules in my body fuse together, immediately killing Chad

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 10:09:29 2019 No.10545907 Imagine a strong chad pushing you into the locker and pressing his cock on your butt haha ÙwÚ

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 10:10:14 2019 No.10545911 >>10545671 What a chad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 10:29:43 2019 No.10545979 File: 56 KB, 1000x750, 161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10545598 I will never be like him

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 10:36:00 2019 No.10545996 >>10545979 but you can be like you, and that is even better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 10:39:22 2019 No.10546004 In my experience, his type is perpetually angry at everything. It must suck to be angry all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 10:47:19 2019 No.10546013 >>10546004 He is rich in the MMs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 10:52:15 2019 No.10546024 >>10545907 >>10545725 Absolutely based

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 11:11:46 2019 No.10546098 File: 206 KB, 612x1224, chad uprising.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10545598

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 11:23:09 2019 No.10546133 >>10546098 When will they overcome their differences and create a globe-spanning Beta-Chadarian Empire?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 12:14:07 2019 No.10546372 >>10546098 the last "you" should have been in all-caps

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 12:43:11 2019 No.10546493 >>10545996 No, I can't build muscle. There's nothing worse than being me

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 12:57:39 2019 No.10546550 >>10545598 >chad's godly muscles compress my atoms, which instantly fuse, destroying the entire city

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 13:04:49 2019 No.10546573 >>10546493 Build fat and model it as muscle

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 13:06:40 2019 No.10546576 >>10545979 Neck yourself and take chad with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 13:08:43 2019 No.10546585 >He doesn't lift weights and roll BJJ

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 13:10:06 2019 No.10546590 File: 300 KB, 928x632, fitlit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10545598 we're all friends here, bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 13:14:26 2019 No.10546612 >>10546590 The life of an uncool normie

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 13:18:59 2019 No.10546635 >>10546590 ^this

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 13:20:22 2019 No.10546640 >>10545996 :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 13:21:17 2019 No.10546642 >>10546590 Based and cute

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 13:22:13 2019 No.10546646 >>10545598 >not being a chad nerd

Anonymous Thu Apr 11 13:24:30 2019 No.10546655
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>>10545979
the thing about Chads is...Facebook and Instagram.
They peak in high-school or university, and from there it's downhill.
>And the wonder of modern technology (Facebook, Instagram, etc) ensures that their days of decline will always contrast against their glory days.
So, the majority of their lives will be lived in a sorry "After" phase. At least physically, they might be happy people - but if they've built their lives and identity on their physical self, the inevitable balding, fat-gathering, and lessening in speed and reaction time it's less likely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 13:28:18 2019 No.10546678 >>10546098 Via 9Gag

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 13:30:06 2019 No.10546691 >>10545907 >>10545671 Kys faggots

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 13:36:44 2019 No.10546739 File: 151 KB, 1200x724, IMG_4599.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10546590

Anonymous Thu Apr 11 14:14:35 2019 No.10546942

>>10546004
they're not mad they just have a huge ego because they grow up in families or environments where sports are highly valued as the primary source & representative trait of masculinity; often their houses don't encourage math or reason, politics or history, science or geography, they are just sports faggots

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 14:36:58 2019 No.10547031 >>10546655 Even after peaking chads will have a better life than you at your very best. I am just envious of your coping mechanism

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 15:25:23 2019 No.10547340 I was a better player than him.

Anonymous Thu Apr 11 17:01:14 2019 No.10547775
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>>10545598
>tfw both varsity and honors/AP
>tfw now Aerospace major and don't have to wear glasses

As a culture I think we tend to produce stereotypes like weak nerds and strong idiots because it abides by a subconscious desire to project equality onto everyone. Superior qualities must be balanced out with inferior ones, etc. However, in reality, there will be people with qualities that violate the premise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 20:09:49 2019 No.10548778 >>10546655 does brady ever actually lift weights or does he literally only just do that gay muscle lengthening massage shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 20:11:59 2019 No.10548785 File: 401 KB, 1218x1700, The Chad Research 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10546133

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 20:13:02 2019 No.10548791 File: 354 KB, 1218x1700, The Chad Research 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10548785

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 20:14:04 2019 No.10548798 File: 112 KB, 1218x1700, The Chad Research 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10548791

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 20:23:31 2019 No.10548828 File: 131 KB, 1187x1280, 3ed0d3e02a940b37626b2cea636cfb7b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10548785 >>10548791 >>10548798 10/10

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 20:45:03 2019 No.10548922 >>10547031 my secret: i'm a chad jock and a nerd. was particularly weird experience in university.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 20:52:27 2019 No.10548957 >>10548785 >>10548791 >>10548798 absolutely based

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 22:07:02 2019 No.10549178 File: 3.63 MB, 450x394, tfw moonshot.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10548785 >>10548791 >>10548798 amazing

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 22:23:21 2019 No.10549216 >>10548785 >>10548791 >>10548798 holy fucking kek. put me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 22:25:51 2019 No.10549223 >>10548785 >>10548791 >>10548798 glad to see the lads have finally made a collaborative project

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 22:25:55 2019 No.10549224 >>10545671 No way it's the same guy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 22:27:56 2019 No.10549230 >>10546655 Most of the Chads I knew in highschool got fat. Its kinda sad in a way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 22:31:22 2019 No.10549236 >>10546590 This is legit though, most big defense men were bullied fat fucks in middle school and got shredded in HS. Dorks never got "true" bullied in my HS because of this.

Anonymous Thu Apr 11 22:35:24 2019 No.10549248

>>10545598
>Is actually a law nerd
>Revenge is a dish best served cold, during an alimony or compensation case that's completely unrelated to the locker incident
>Meets you many years later in a courtroom, smiling subtly, as the client's eyes stare at you with naked and righteous greed

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 01:34:22 2019 No.10549630 >>10546655 Massive cope, chad is chad. He doesn't bald, he's still chad when he gets fat. He lives his life on easy mode because of this, he never stops peaking, even in death.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 02:19:59 2019 No.10549730 >>10546655 >>10549230 Didn't happen to this guy >>10545671

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 02:22:57 2019 No.10549734 >>10545612 >>10545602 >becomes a multimillionaire businessman

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 02:27:15 2019 No.10549741 >>10545671 Is that the same guy? Does not look intimidating at all with dyed brown hair, a $30 no-wrinkle shirt, and a $250 sport coat. Knowing he still has those tats makes him a bit laughable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 02:28:47 2019 No.10549744 >>10546739 11/10 excellent. love this!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 02:30:06 2019 No.10549747 >>10546573 Some people cannot build fat. The only fat i'm capable of building is a beer belly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 02:30:24 2019 No.10549748 >>10546590 Basado y rojoencapsulado

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