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Prove he's NOT real

>> No.1052017
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1052017

son, it is impossible, even scientists know i exist
i put the air into their lungs and pump the blood through their hearts

>> No.1052014

U 1st.

>> No.1052020

>>1052003
> Prove he's NOT real.
Tell me who that's supposed to be first.

>> No.1052022
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1052022

i do, and i come in all colors
just like my children <3 although i must say, i am partial to my white skinned ones.

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1052023

I got it

>> No.1052026
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1052026

I have no son.

>> No.1052030

Kimmo level: 9/10

>> No.1052025 [DELETED] 

>>1052003
Proves he's real. Using sources outside of the bible. Recorded before his death.

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>>1052023

>> No.1052039

>>1052003
Prove he's real. Using sources other than the Bible. Written before his death.

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1052054

>>1052045 to funny

>> No.1052055

>>1052023

Christianity
The belief there was a magic man in the sky able to do everything, anything he wanted, but choose to make a dumb piece of garbage he called earth 'cause he was an attention whore who wanted to be worshipped only to find them learning science and being forgotten.

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1052057

yes i come in many colors, this one is for the lulz

>> No.1052067

Burden of proof is on you, faggot.

Prove it is.

>> No.1052063

>>1052057
Imagine the numbers of people that are going to leave Christianity when they scientifically confirm that Jesus was black.

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1052065

i created science. bow to me, nerds.

>> No.1052069

>>1052003
Prove he is real.

>> No.1052073

Religious distress is at the same time the expression of real distress and the protest against real distress. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation. It is the opium of the people. The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is required for their real happiness. The demand to give up the illusion about its condition is the demand to give up a condition which needs illusions.
what can you say about it christfaggots? is it true?

>> No.1052075

>>1052069
see
>>1052039

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>>1052063

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1052092

Scientific distress is at the same time the expression of real distress and the protest against real distress.Science is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation. It is the opium of the people. The abolition of science as the illusory happiness of the people is required for their real happiness. The demand to give up the illusion about its condition is the demand to give up a condition which needs illusions.
what can you say about it sciencefaggots? is it true?

>> No.1052093

>>1052077
Sorry bro, but you know it's true.

>> No.1052109

>>1052092
there is no distress in science so no.

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>>1052092

>> No.1052108

The Bible is a sandnigger book of a sandnigger religion written by sandniggers about sandniggers and starring sandniggers telling them how it's okay to kill other sandniggers in ancient sandnigeria.
Jesus is one of those sandniggers.

>> No.1052136

>>1052108

>> No.1052141

Jesus is fake, God is real

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1052164

accept me or burn in hell for eternity!

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>>1052164
accept me or suffer in reality for ever!

>> No.1052201

>>1052164
Oh God, you're so loving :')

>> No.1052280

>>1052108
Dianetics is a SPACEnigger system of a SPACEnigger religion written by SPACEniggers about SPACEniggers and starring SPACEniggers telling them how it's okay to extort from SPACEniggers in modern SPACEnigeria.
Xenu is one of those SPACEniggers.