I HAVE DISCOVERED A WAY TO MAKE METHAMPHETAMINE 100% SAFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Anonymous No.10517706]

Hi all. What I'm about to say will make history!!!

well.... maybe the reason meth is so BAD for you is becase of the BENZENE RING!

Benzene is toxic because it SLIPS BETWEEN DNA

sooo... I came up with the idea of adding a CARBONYL GROUP next to the benzene ring, this way STERIC HINDERANCE BLOCKS THE BENZENE RING FROM SLIPPING INTO DNA!!!!!!!!!@!@!@@!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! FINALLY, NO MORE BRAIN DAMAGE!!!!!!!!1

Can You Believe it, this is a REVOLUTION!!!!

Whoever responds first will be made FAMOUS with ME!!!

[Anonymous No.10517725]

>>10517706
Can I smoke it?

[Anonymous No.10517743]

>>10517706
I’m sure if something like this works for whatever problem there is with meth then it’s either 1.) already being done or 2.) not economically feasible. Maybe you should reread your professor’s lecture slides.

[Anonymous No.10517754]

>>10517743
it's a joke mocking how tweakers get manic delusions of grandeur and think they've discovered something groundbreaking. the benzene ring is not what makes meth toxic

[Anonymous No.10517785]

>>10517743
>already being done
this is correct
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methcathinone

[Anonymous No.10517812]

>>10517706
>maybe the reason meth is so BAD for you is becase of the BENZENE RING!

No, it's because it fucks up your neurons' receptors with reactive oxygen species and dopamine oxidization

Nice try though