/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.10513832]

I'm planning to get a hair of the cutest girl that I have ever seen in my life. A 20/10, with a perfect butt. Most pretty ass I've ever seen (including pr0n). Will I be able in say 50 years to make a clon out of that DNA? (not even necessarily irl but clonated on a virtual reality world, like that black mirror episode) what is the best way to preserve that DNA? what other things I can take that carry her dna? skin?

This must be voluntarily and rather better if she doesnt notice
wat do

[Anonymous No.10513835]

>>10513832
bumping, I need dat ass

[Anonymous No.10513837]

Hair won't cut it, you need to get blood.

[Anonymous No.10513844]

>>10513837
I have no way of taking her blood and I won't do it against her will, dont want to go to jail

[Anonymous No.10513866]

>>10513832
bumpo, I just need her dna
her dna will be very valuous for sex clones and virtual sex slaves

[Anonymous No.10513877]

Dude, don't you realise that in any world where you can do cloning like that, we can procedurally generate real-life waifus anyway?

Say this girl is 1/10^6, we can easily make a massively better one with full control over the genome. Same difference between Einstein and a genetically enhanced supergenius.

[Anonymous No.10514006]

>>10513877
I just want a simulated vr matrix custom waifu already bros

[Anonymous No.10514014]

>>10513832
LOL show her this thread you fucking degenerate

[Anonymous No.10514045]

you have to live in her underwear for 3 months

[Anonymous No.10514132]

>>10513844
if you can't think of a way to do this that satisfies your conditions then you don't deserve her. i already did but don't want it on my NSA record

[Anonymous No.10514141]

>>10513832
>>10513844
Engineer a remote-controlled mosquito to collect small samples. It will take quite a few payloads but you could collect unlimited amounts of DNA this way. However you might need to wait a bit longer for small enough chips to be available.

[Anonymous No.10514159]

There are multiple options
>1. straight up ask for a drop of blood
>2. Say it's for a research you're doing based on a gene that she has that's rare (say something flattering like her beauty or something bullshit like that)
>3. If she rejects offer her like $50-$100 for it

Either way it's complete bullshit since you will most likely never clone a person this way. But most likely the thought that you could potentially do so is gratifying in and of itself then go for it.

[Anonymous No.10514170]

>>10514159
It would be more productive just to straight-up ask her what exercises she does to get that 11/10 butt. It's not like the clone will automatically reproduce that anyway.

[Anonymous No.10514195]

>>10514141
Too hard to accomplish for someone like me and also would take a lot of time to develop, and I dont have more than 3 months. I know her full name and some background info about her. Only chance is if she suddenly dies so I can dig her tomb and get dna, but it is very unlikely that she dies (killing is not an option cuz im not a psycho fuck)

[Anonymous No.10514198]

>>10514159
what if I pay a nigger 200$ to punch her really hard on the face so she bleeds? then i'd offer her some Kleenex and then pick up the kleenex when she drops it

would that work? or would that blood get damaged too soon? how do I preserve well the kleenex?

[Anonymous No.10514200]

>>10514198
You need to drain it with a syringe and put it in a vial and then cool it combined with anti-freeze in your freezer forever.

[Anonymous No.10514212]

no

[Anonymous No.10514215]

>>10514200
I can afford all of that but how do I extract it with a syringe if it's a kleenex

[Anonymous No.10514227]

>>10513832

Imagine being able to clone that chick after spending a lifetime waiting for it, and the cloned version hates you just as much as the original

[Anonymous No.10514228]

>>10513832
im just gonna beat my meat again to honor her bros

[Anonymous No.10514233]

>>10514227
No cuz i'd raise her isolated from the outer world (because she'd live on a simulation) and raise her on a way that we have kind of a submissive slave/daughter to god/father relationship where we have adventures and I can tell her shit, be autistic together and fuck her lots of times

she will be programmed to have a really high sexual drive and to be extremely pleasant

i'll also make a copy of her but with a benis and let them fuck together then join

[Anonymous No.10514238]

>>10514233
I swear i'm not a degenerate but I got a boner reading this. Fuck you

[Anonymous No.10514731]

>>10514233
>have adventures
As soon a girl/woman is exposed to the outside world, the mass media, educational, and peer-pressure system begin their tireless, wicked work.

[Anonymous No.10515299]

it would be a much better idea to just sequence that DNA now and store the information in text form lol

[Anonymous No.10515307]

>>10513832
No, as you would lack the prenatal, developmental and epigenetic deviations that made her into the person she is.

[Anonymous No.10515337]

>>10514731
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[Anonymous No.10515346]

>>10515337

[Anonymous No.10515416]

>>10513832
Clonaid claims they can clone someone with a small fee of $1000 but I have doubt. It's going to take a rich and risk taking anon to test their waters.

[Anonymous No.10515439]

>>10513844
Sniff her tampons

[Anonymous No.10515444]

>>10513844
Easy. Follow her discretely every day, learn her habits and routines. Then sneak into her house at night and drain her blood. If she wakes up just go "wooo I'm a sexy vampire" and plead insanity.

[Anonymous No.10515492]

>>10514233
you are one twisted ass degenerate . Seek help.