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1051302 No.1051302 [Reply] [Original]

you know what's in that box?

A fucking meteor

... retarded people thinking it came from heaven a long time ago

lmao

>> No.1051342
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1051342

>>1051302
here let me fix there lil problem

>> No.1051365

>>1051342
I lol'd more than I should have.

>> No.1051370

It's amazing how some troll HASN'T vandalized that crap.

I guess security is Super duper strict.

>> No.1051385

Ex-Muslim here.

Please bomb that place.

>> No.1051388

You're not even allowed in Mecca if you're not white.

pretty sure they ill you on sight.

Sounds like a challenge I'll try and make my way in and draw a huge pig fucking mohammed on the side, whos with me?

>> No.1051397

>>1051388
so all the arabs aren't allowed in... ?

>> No.1051398

>>1051388

wow, what bullshit.

>> No.1051405

>>1051397

protips: arabs are white

>> No.1051408

>>1051405
LMFAO

No.

NO they are NOT stupid faggot

>> No.1051414

>>1051408
YEAH. yeah you tell him man.

>> No.1051423

>>1051388
the majority of muslims are not arabs you know

>> No.1051424
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1051424

F&%K yea man! Piss on that thing! That just our space penuts.

>> No.1051426

>>1051397
Wow I fucked that up, nah I mean only arabs are allowed within like 50 miles or something of it.

I read shit bout it a while ago but the figures and the like are vague.

But basically we shouldn't be able to get near it.

But shouldn't doesn't mean won't.

>> No.1051431

>>1051385
>>1051385
>>1051385
another ex-Muslim here.
this

>> No.1051435

Would be so funny if someone bombed that shit. Or snuck in there and drew a cock on it.
Would probably start world war 3, but it'll be worth it.

>> No.1051441

>>1051302
but it's a really cool rock

>> No.1051442

>>1051426
Grow beard, color it black.
Get a tan.
Wear sunglasses, and then those white robes.

Now try to sneak in. Unless they need ID. You could change your name and get a new photo, with your beard and stuff.

>> No.1051448

>>1051435
Drawing mohammad on it. Oh can you imagine the rage?

Well, if you sneak in, and get close. You have 1 shot, and you probably won't get out alive.

>> No.1051449
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1051449

>>1051435
like dis?

>> No.1051453

>>1051448
Hmm... with so many people, if you can get past the first ones, maybe you'd blend in the crowd.

>> No.1051455

>>1051449
YES!

>> No.1051458

>>1051435
Pig fucking muhammed would be better.

Or soaking it in pigs blood.

Then anyone who touches it can't reach paradise.

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>>1051435 WW3? PFFT I say! there are only few countrys that we could start WW3 with and not look like a 1 sided ass kicking contest and there not one of them.

>> No.1051475

I read the autobiography of Malcolm X and it tells you his difficulties of getting to Mecca even if he was a famous Muslim.

They detained him at the airport for lie 2-3 days and he had to get interviewed by a judge who questioned him on Islam and his practices before he would sign a pass of some sort that would let him in.

TL;DR: If you don't know about Islam and you look like some stupid foreigner you're not getting into Mecca easily.

>> No.1051490

fuck disguises
get a small, long range remote control plane with pig blood release mechanism+flyers of this
>>1051449

>> No.1051492

>>1051302

>... retarded people thinking it came from heaven a long time ago


LOL

>> No.1051494

>>1051475
We need an insider...

>> No.1051496

>>1051475
An Ex-Muslim could do it. That's the "simplest" way to get in.

>> No.1051501
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1051501

Pig Blood Bomb....just as the cameras start rolling....splat

>> No.1051511

On of my old historical teachers once said it had mohammeds testicles in it. He had a really good argument for it, but I don't remember.

>> No.1051517

And suddenly BLACK PUDDINGS FILLED THE SKIES!

>> No.1051518

>>1051490
I guess this is possible depending on how close they'll let you come.

Remote control plane capable of carrying alot, and sending a videofeed.

>> No.1051521

Some arabs are caucasian. Everything from Turkey north, the indigeneous peoples are considered causasian. (google caucasus, you naysayers) But considering the genocide rampant over there, it is impossible to tell if the brown people were the first ones there.

>> No.1051528

Honestly, this is /sci/

Heres the best idea.

Custom built radio controlled glider with a solid state hobby rocket engine, or fuck it we could even build one.

Fire it within 10 miles or so so it has enough glide time to reach it and have it plough through the thing.

Make it out of carbon fibre with an aluminium or steel core to give it the punch to break the rock.

And for added shits and giggles have like plastic bags of pigs blood with a weak explosive in them so it send the blood everywhere on impact.

Bam, muslims stop praying, get covered in blood and look up to see that their holy rock is in smouldering pieces.

>> No.1051537
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1051537

Here's the meteorite of Mecca.

>> No.1051540

>>1051537
LOL! Looks like a vagina.

>> No.1051551
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1051551

Is this thing like the Blarney Stone? Do you have to kiss it? How the fuck is there not herpes all over the Blarney Stone? I'd never kiss that thing.

>> No.1051556

>>1051537
It's like a wrong ways eye...

That's pretty cool, in fact can we steal it?

>> No.1051562

>>1051511
all praise teh holy testicles of mohammad!!

>> No.1051569

>>1051556
One thing is blasphemy using remote controlled planes... but stealing it would be impossible.

>> No.1051571

what is in that box by the way?

>> No.1051585
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1051585

Jesus this thing was made to look like a vagina! And then they go and treat their women like crap. Stupid towelheads.

>> No.1051587

someone should like make a sword from this shit lol

>> No.1051589

We should steal it, and say, the next time someone commits a terror attack.

We will destroy the stone.

>> No.1051590

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaaba

>> No.1051595

>>1051587
Enchantment? Enchantment!

>> No.1051596
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1051596

Look at _this_ guy!

>> No.1051599

>>1051596
>I'M GOING IN!

>> No.1051607

>>1051569
With a plan so audacious I think it could be done.

But either way, carbon fibre an steel gliding jet engine with a nice kinetic energy.

What's not to love?

>> No.1051609

>>1051571
>>1051571

a big black meteor rock that muslims think came from heaven

there's a picture of what is supposedly that rock, above

>> No.1051611

>>1051587

Nah, use the stone to construct a 15 string fanned fret bass.

so heavy it need a fucking tripod so you can play it.

>> No.1051616

eventually all non muslims will burn in hell^^

>> No.1051621

>>1051596
I think this is a common insanity, not a religion. It should be treated just like ADD or depression. I'm certain we could find a common genetic trait in all these people.

>> No.1051630

>>1051607
The escape plan.

>> No.1051639

Think about the chaos that would erupt of someone bombed that thing

>> No.1051641

>>1051621
You know, with epigenetics they opened pandoras box.

Who the fuck knows anything about genetics anymore. You might be right.

>> No.1051652

>>1051630
We can improvise man.

And you know that bit in the dark knight? where he fires off the balloon and the tow line? Could do something like that, only make it totally independent of people, in the sense no one has to be there, just rig a sort of tiny crossbow to the first glider to shoot and stick onto the eye rock thing whatever and release a ballon and a bow line for another glifer to catch on to and tow, and crash a few miles away outside mecca.

Albeit there would need to be someone waiting to pick it up and then everyone involved would have to dash across the border and make their way to europe.

But still, if theres a will theres a way, and we will troll muslims.

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1051653

some body say they need a way of stealing mecca stone?

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1051666

Muslims only use meteorite stones.

>> No.1051679

>>1051571
are you fucking retarded or what? Read what op said stupid faggot

>> No.1051680

USA should have bombed mecka and not afghanistan at 9/11.

This would be much cheaper. Only way to beat trolling is to troll back.

>> No.1051685

>>1051666
They should have buried her headfirst with just her asshole and puss showing.

>> No.1051687

>>1051666
worst. shoop. ever.

>> No.1051688

Holy shit this thread is disgusting. Science doesn't exist in opposition to religion, people.

>> No.1051696

>>1051388
Also this is patently wrong. You're not allowed to Mecca if you aren't MUSLIM. Not ARAB. Jesus fucking Christ the ignorance in this thread is astounding.

>> No.1051701

>>1051688
shut up

>> No.1051703

>>1051688
Agreed.

But people can and people =/= science.

>> No.1051705

>>1051688
No. Religion exists in opposition to science.

>> No.1051709

>>1051705
hurr

>> No.1051713

>>1051688
No, it exists ONLY in opposition. It's either islam or science, your choice kiddo.

Islam is the new Communism.

>> No.1051719

>>1051705
Get out, Dawkins fag.

And before I get jumped on, when Dawkins goes on about genetics/biology, he's good, but once he gets into religion, he becomes essentially retarded. His position in religion is one of extreme privilege and its disgusting to see people being okay with the way he treats the religious.

>> No.1051725

>>1051713
>ignoring islamic contributions to science

>> No.1051731
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>>1051696
and your wisdom of shit nobody cares about is aw inspiring.
japans closest they could steal it with there gundam

>> No.1051744

>>1051719
>Opinions.

You have them. Thank you.

>> No.1051746

>>1051719
...just shut up nobody cares

Religion deserves no respect, you call yourself a scientist? Fuck off.

>> No.1051748

>>1051687

From one exhibition about islam.

>> No.1051749

>>1051744
I'M A FIRST WORLD ATHEIST WITH THE PRIVILEGE OF BEING ABLE TO PONDER RELIGION AS AN INSTITUTION. PLEASE LOOK AT ME AND MY STUNNING NEW IDEAS

>> No.1051753

>>1051725
>implying it was islam and not just smart people who happened to be Muslim

>> No.1051756

>>1051746
>ignores that up until essentially the 20th century all scientific progress was through religious organisations

>> No.1051764
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1051764

Hey! lets....get back on track here..... how are we gonna steal this shit lol

>> No.1051767

>>1051749
>implying we're going after 3rd world.

no we're going after fellow 1st world bigots. Your argument is retarded and unthought out.

>> No.1051773

>>1051753
Truer than you may realize.

Muslims eventually KILLED that very same scientific progress they had.

>> No.1051774
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1051774

Peace - islam love it !

>> No.1051781

>>1051719
Get out, Mohammed fag.

And before I get jumped on, when Mohammed goes on about genetics/biology, he's good, but once he gets into religious, he becomes essentially retarded. His position in religion is one of extreme privilege and its disgusting to see people being okay with the way he treats the religious.

>> No.1051782

>>1051756
1st of all
No.
2nd of all, there are how many religions? How many sciences ?

also, after origin of species, every reasonable, educated person stopped believing.

>> No.1051788

>>1051764
>>1051764

this, but replace steal with bomb

>> No.1051792

>>1051773
i realize it, that's why i fucking said it

>> No.1051798

>>1051792
You did not say, nor imply, that muslims killed their own scientific progress.

>> No.1051802

PEOPLE WE SEEM TO HAVE WANDERED OFF TRACK!!!

Shall we get back to the hassling of Mecca?


lecka high mecca hinney ho

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1051811

Give exact coordinates for this shit !

>> No.1051829

>>1051811
>Give exact coordinates for this shit !
For a second there I thought you were gonna Ion-cannon strike it from orbit.

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1051839

>>1051829
hey don't give my damn ideas away so fast!!

>> No.1051842

>>1051811
21.422533, 39.826150

>> No.1051856

+21° 25' 21.02", +39° 49' 34.58"

>> No.1051870

>>1051856
Sure ? Not the White House !

>> No.1051873

We need to take the stone hostage, and nuke the place!!

>> No.1051885

>>1051370
>>1051385
>>1051388
>>1051397
>>1051398
>>1051424
>>1051426
>>1051435
>>1051442
>>1051453
>>1051475
>>1051490
>>1051494
>>1051496
>>1051501
>>1051518
>>1051528
>>1051556
>>1051569
>>1051589
>>1051607
>>1051611
>>1051639
>>1051652
>>1051653
>>1051680
>>1051696
>>1051788
>>1051802
Do not steal it.
Do not bomb it.
Do not ask permission to visit it.
Do not try disguises.
Do not need an ex-muslim.

FLY
A
PLANE
INTO
IT

>> No.1051892
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1051892

So many fucking stones - so little time

>> No.1051925

>>1051892
>>1051892

Just imagine, being in that mud, with your head upwards. Seeing that first stone coming against you, and then suddenly one again. It's getting red in the eyes, blurry, dark, darker. It's hard to breathe. The sun is not shining any longer..

>> No.1051931

I love humanity, we are so thoroughly primitve.

>> No.1051932

>>1051925 nigs stoning nigs....who cares.

anyways I say we blow that shit up

>> No.1051934

>>1051925
and all that because you drew Mudhamed

>> No.1051938
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1051938

>sci
>bitch about religion thread
>bash religion not theirs fuckfest

>> No.1051939
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1051939

you know what's in that box?

fucking nothing

lmao

>> No.1051951

Still wanna do the carbon fibre/steel powered glider.

Who's with me?

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>>1051951
I was but now I just wanna blow it to hell with a big ass plane

>> No.1051971
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1051971

Yo! If it keeps all of them occupied and out of trouble, who cares. It's the same with our Western fascination with TV (in fact it kind of DOES look like a television.)

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>>1051971

>> No.1051997

fyi: There is only one IP supporting islam in this thread.

>> No.1052007

>>1051970
Personally I think desecration would be better.

"we could have blown this into a million pieces, but we didn't remember you're always at our mercy.

>> No.1052043

Swedfag here:

Hey americunts, plz try to keep your country non-invaded by sandniggers. USA might an escape route for me and rest of humanity when europe finally gives up the islamic mass-immigration.

Please try to neutralize islam in your borders, you are our last hope when it comes to this and you know it.

>> No.1052047

>>1051997

>implying there are mods/janitors on /sci/

>>1052043

>implying you're Swedish

>> No.1052049
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1052049

>>1052007
so back to the pig blood bomb/glider?

>> No.1052050

Islam is fucking bullshit, Mohamed was a false prophet. I hope all of these fucking extremist nut jobs burn in hell.

>> No.1052058

>>1052049
Yeah I think so, so anyone know how fast a solid rocket motor burns and how long it lasts?

>> No.1052059

>>1052043
http://politisktinkorrekt.info/
http://jihadimalmo.blogspot.com/

Mvh från mig

>> No.1052060

>>1051756
ignoring all the ages of scientific achievement occured side by side with the decline of religion

>> No.1052096

>>1052059
Tackar. Grymma länkar.

Dock borde jihadimalmö lära sig använda wordpress.

>> No.1052176

>>1052050
>Islam is fucking bullshit, Mohamed was a false prophet. I hope all of these fucking extremist nut jobs burn in hell.
>I hope all of these fucking extremist nut jobs burn in hell.
>I hope hell.

lol@u

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1052274

>>1052043
>>1052059

Stick tillbaks till I&I på Flashback.

>> No.1052342

>Looking at front page
>See this thread
>Check if I really am on /sci/ or if I clicked some other board by mistake
>I am on /sci/
>I'm confused now

>> No.1052351

>>1052274
Hänger inte på flashback, för mycket småbarn och obildat skräpfolk.

>> No.1052387

Fill a chemical dropping plan with pigblood when they are at mecca and have one of theose messages hanging off of it saying "enjoy your pig blood"

>> No.1052415

Pfffff pigs blood? VX gas would be funnier.

>> No.1052417

>>1052043USA might an escape route for me and rest of humanity when europe finally gives up the islamic mass-immigration.

Have you considered starting anti-muslim groups and political parties like the Germans have done?

>> No.1052420

>>1052415
What's ironic about VX gas? I don't recall it being mentioned in the torah.

>> No.1052438

>>1052420
I didn't say it's ironic, I just find the idea of many thousands of Muslims dieing funny.

>> No.1052533

>>1051537
>>1051551
>>1051596

Wow, they shined that nickel shell up really good didn't they? Looks like the exposed core doesn't take a polish as well, though. Must be carbonaceous.

>> No.1052566

My parents are muslim.

The box is supposedly the house that God instructed Abraham to build. The black things covering it are cloth inscribed with the verses of the Qur'an.

Only muslims are allowed in Mecca, they don't care about your race. Arabs are mostly white, btw. However, the vast majority of muslims are brown.

>> No.1052592

God damn. Why do you all hate muslims so much? 9/11? Okay but you've killed like over 9,000 of their innocent people too...why can't we all just live in peace?

>> No.1052735

>>1052592

I wouldn't mind so much if their religion allowed tolerance, but it doesn't. Any muslim tolerant of other faiths is actually an infidel.

>> No.1052765

>>1052592
Because they keep having babies and invading the West. If they'd stop being zerglings that come to Western nations and try to ban Western culture then I wouldn't have a problem with them, but they do and the only solution is genocide.

>> No.1052782

>>1052592
You sand niggers aren't fooling anyone and will be nuked to oblivion soon.

>> No.1052787

>>1052592
9,000 down, 1.5 billion to go

>> No.1053493

>The Stone was broken into a number of pieces from damage inflicted during the Middle Ages. The pieces are held together by a silver frame, which is fastened by silver nails to the Stone.
FUCK YEAH MIDDLE AGES

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1053511

I like where this thread is going.

>> No.1053642

>>1053511
Judaism on the left.
Islam on the right.

>> No.1053679

I so hear you OP

I was feeling the same when I found out, they're bowing to a fucking meteor like in a made up cheap fairytale.... only this is for real

>> No.1053703

ITT: Faggots don't know the difference between meteor, meteorite and meteoroid

>> No.1053825

>>1053642
Science on the left, religion on the right.

>> No.1053954

>>1053511

Islam on the left, Europe on the right.

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1053969

>>1053703
i think you forgot one

>> No.1054006

>>1052592
Because they're religious.

>> No.1054135
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1054135

WHAT'S IN THE BOX??