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> be (too) fat
> do steroids to build big muscle fast
> all muscle burns trough the fat relatively fast
> necessary fat lost
> stop doing steroids
> continue life without excess fat

any problems in this plan?

>> No.10472197

>>10472195
Yes. You could get cancer at 40, or be like me with an inability to build muscle due to lack of satellite cells count in which case steroids won't help and you'll just wreck yourself for nothing.
Also, once you stop steroids you just get back to your base shitty body

>> No.10472201

>>10472195
Penis shrink
That is all

>> No.10472209

>>10472195
>inability to build muscle
here we go again..

>> No.10472213
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*end up looking like this*

>> No.10472215

>>10472209
No that guy is skinny

>> No.10472227

>>10472201
>Penis shrink
Testicles, actually.

>> No.10472254

>>10472201
only when on roids

>>10472209
where exactly did i state inability?

>> No.10472260

If you wanna lose weight find a healthy way to eat less food less often.

>> No.10472275

>>10472260
this is about the fastest possible way

>> No.10472285

> be (too) fat
> do meth to lose appetite
> necessary fat lost
> stop doing meth
> continue life without excess fat

>> No.10472291

>>10472275
OP wanted to find the flaws in his plan, not advice.
Steroids are only useful, when you have already muscles and can't get more because of natural limitations. If you have nearly no muscles, you will get nearly no improvement. No biologist, so not 100% sure about what I said but still quiet confident.

>> No.10472307

>>10472285
>> stop doing meth

lol no
Waaaay more addicting

>> No.10472955

>>10472291
this

op that's not how steroid works at all, they are not magic muscle drugs, they just allow you to regenerate muscle faster and let you work out the same muscle groups every day.

if you were at the point where steroids would be useful for you (i.e. when you literally want to work out more than humanly possible) then you wouldn't be a fat ass in the first place

>> No.10472970

>>10472307
pussy

>> No.10472980

>>10472291
>Steroids are only useful, when you have already muscles and can't get more because of natural limitations. If you have nearly no muscles, you will get nearly no improvement.
No, for some people the natural limitation is "no muscles", like no matter how much you work out you just can't build muscle. I still don't think steroids would work though

>> No.10472982

>>10472291
Your body has a rate at which muscle is created or repaired and a rate at which it gets eaten away at. Steroids alter this balance in your favor, so you can actually gain more muscle by doing nothing other than eating enough protein. But you wouldn't be doing nothing. You'd be taking advantage of the fact that you can recover a lot faster by hitting the gym harder and hitting it more often. You could reach what was your natural limit so much faster and blow right past it if given enough time. When the cycle is over, you'll get to keep as much muscle as your natural testosterone levels can sustain, which should be at least as much as your original limit.

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>>10472197

>> No.10472997

>>10472993
I have already tried reaching out for help but nobody found a solution, and in real life people are even more retarded than on the internet so...

>> No.10473007

>>10472197
Stop it

>> No.10473012

>>10473007
>stop giving quality advice with a scientific bent on a board dedicated to science

>> No.10473013

>>10472195
If you aren't working out steroids ain't gonna do shit. Just do keto.

>> No.10473019

>>10473012
No, stop complaining about your inability to build muscle.

>> No.10473026

>>10473019
You would if you couldn't build muscle. You don't realize what it's like for a man not to be able to build any muscles. You are heartless.

>> No.10473117

>>10472275
Oh it's the fastest. Maybe you'll shave a month or two off the process. But you're going to be spunking hundreds of dollars on drugs about which you clearly know nothing. If you're dead set then go for it, but there's a lot of people out there like you with similar attitudes and I've never met anyone like that who wasn't a serial quitter

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>> No.10473137

>>10472213
what do you think about that, dale?!?

>> No.10473138

>>10472955
of course i need to work out to gain bigger muscle

it is about the fastest possible way to get there

>>10473117
>a month or two
really- is that the best difference it could make ?/

>> No.10473156

>>10472275
What is DNP?

>> No.10473158

A sedentary steroid user can build more muscle than a natural lifter. Also when your muscle synthesis level returns to natural levels, you’ll lose all that you have gained

>> No.10473188

>>10473156
What is not shAving 5 years off your waking life

>> No.10473229

>>10472195
POst results

>> No.10473320

>>10472195
Once the steroids wear off your test will plumet, even with proper pct it will take a long time to recover, during this period you will lose your motivation to lift and eat right (you didn't have any to begin with to resort to steroid use) and will in worse shape that you were before steroids

>> No.10473348

>>10473320
>you didn't have any to begin with to resort to steroid use
It's not so much about motivation as it is about being able to build muscle. For some people muscle cell volume remain constant in spite of regular intensive exercise sessions.

>> No.10473355

>>10472307
Why cant i build muscle? ):

>> No.10473386

>>10472195
>be too fat
Get an exercize bike. Amazon sells them for like $80. Ride that thing 2hrs per day, while reading or listening/watching a lecture. Use one of the /sci/ meme book lists. In a year you will

A) not be fat
B) have done 730hrs of reading

>> No.10473520

>>10473386
000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000>>10472260

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> be (too) fat
> do steroids to build big muscle fast
>excess fat cells aromatase testosterone into estradiol
>estradiol makes you even more fat and probably grow bitch tits
>work out and gain some muscle but fat remains onto of muscles so you look mega fat/huge
>stop doing steroids
>your body has become dependent on steroid use to keep normal testosterone levels
>grow HUGE bitch tits

There's a very VERY FUCKING VERY good reason steroids are illegal.
Do exercise AND diet. If you wanna burn fat without working out so hard or eating less do keto diet. You get to eat the same amount but are very limited in what you can eat. It's also strict. One day of cheating on keto diet can set you back weeks by kicking your body out of it's fat burning mode.

>> No.10473697

>>10472197
Hgh should fix your problems

>> No.10473713

>>10472213
In what is he competing?

>> No.10474088

>>10473572
>fat burning mode
it's called kethosis, and is more effective when eating nothing at all than committing to keto

>> No.10474099

>>10472213
you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

>> No.10474255

>>10472213
SHOO SHOO

>>10472195
Your natural production of test will shut down, so you'll in fact be left with a shittier body after.