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10466760 No.10466760 [Reply] [Original]

Have you signed up for MESNA? You ARE smart enough, right?

>> No.10466770

smart enough not to pay for an ego boost and id card

>> No.10466775

>>10466770
salty?

>> No.10466774

>>10466770
It's a free ticket to any non-humanist job out there.
I'm sorry you're a brainlet who failed to join.

>> No.10466779

>>10466760
>national supervisor psychologist
>anything korean
Completely invalid either way. Also sage

>> No.10466781

>>10466779
see >>10466775

>> No.10466815

>>10466760
I have not. I doubt I'm intelligent enough.

>> No.10466826

I'm aware I am smart but I'll never go anywhere

>> No.10466836

mensa's a scam

>> No.10466839

>>10466760
>get recruited by mensa
NOPE'd the fuck out because of how cult like the process was

>> No.10466841
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>>10466774
You're gonna put mensa on your resume? lmmmmmmao

I could score 99th percentile on Raven's Progressive Matrices but I DON'T LOOK LIKE AN ANIME GIRL ;_;

>> No.10466845

>>10466839
An IQ cult, hot. Where the babes at.

>> No.10466851

>>10466845
No babes, just nerds. The only "babe" was the stupid shitter lady at front desk designed to lure in the low IQ/low self-esteemed betas.

>> No.10466852

>>10466760
>Start-up Fee: 20,000 won
>Annual Fee: 50,000won
how much is that in a non-meme currency? in any case it sounds like a scam and korean cosplayer girl with racial identity issues is a sucker for paying it

>> No.10466868

>>10466760
Notice how everybody gets riled up and starts to very promptly NOT ANSWER THE INITIAL QUESTION.

Instead they do this:
>>10466779
>>10466845
>>10466851
>>10466852

Everybody is either sperging out at the Korean girl or talking about how shit mensa is. Nobody is answering the question. It is a yes or no question. Proceed with the yes or no, and then you may complain.

>> No.10466873
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10466873

>>10466852
>Start-up Fee: 10,237 SoSh
>Annual Fee: 25,595 SoSh

>> No.10466901

>>10466836
How?

>> No.10466927

>>10466873
>startupfee : $9
>annual fee : $22.50

>> No.10466984
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>>10466760
I have never taken an IQ test and never will. My ego couldn't possibly handle the disappointment. I rely on an inflated sense of my own intelligence to keep going.

>> No.10466991

>>10466984
this

>> No.10467181

>>10466868
>Proceed with the yes or no, and then you may complain.

>>10466760
>Have you signed up for MESNA?
No
>You ARE smart enough, right?
No

Mensa is a cult of autistic mouth breathers who are good at identifying patterns but not much else.

>> No.10467192

>>10466984
good call. When 5 out of every 10 thoughts you have is worrying about the chance you're a failure, you'll be stuck operating at 50% capacity. Retard score for sure.

>> No.10467197
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10467197

>another IQ thread

>> No.10467234

>>10467197
There is nothing wrong with Jordan Peterson and you're just butthurt about him, probably because he exposed your ideology.
Also, IQ is a reliable way of measuring intelligence.

>> No.10467238

>>10467181
>Mensa is a cult of autistic mouth breathers who are good at identifying patterns but not much else.
Wrong. A lot of mensas are renowned in their fields and have achieved a lot.

>> No.10467259

>>10467238
They're called Mensans you wannabe mouth breather.
Name me some successful Mensans.

>> No.10467274

>>10467259
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Crutchfield

>> No.10467289

>>10467234
Jordan Peterson is ridiculous. He just blathers on and on about abstract shit and then says "now we see how Cultural Marxism has totally taken over the entire world; the Bolsheviks won and fighting back needs to be done" which is intellectual jargon for "fuck librulz n minoriteez, white powah!"

>> No.10467323

>>10467289
Jordan Peterson is a philosemitic anti-white crypto trotskyite cuck you tankie moron

>> No.10467327

>>10467192
I worry about being a failure all the time. But it's preferable to the certainty of being a failure.

>> No.10467337

>>10466760
Mensa is 98th percentile, 1 in 50 people. That's practically everyone.

>> No.10467353

>>10467238
As with anything there are exceptions
The vast majority will not do anything significant with their lives

>> No.10467368

>>10467337
I wish I had a top 1-in-50 ability to build muscle. Instead I got the literal bottom

>> No.10467370

no, yes
the amount of this board's users that post only for a self validation circlejerk
science/math or gtfo

>> No.10467377

>>10466774
Lol who wants to hire someone who not only thinks he's smarter than the world, but thinks that he needs to pay someone for a card proving it so he can put it on his resume?

>> No.10467392

>>10466984

>getting lower than expected value gives you unrealistic expectations of your own performance
>getting higher than expected value gives you unrealistic expectations of your own performance
>getting exactly the expected value gives you unrealistic expectations of your own performance

>> No.10467422

If they're so smart why are they paying someone $20 a year to validate that they're smart? When you're the smartest guy in the room people notice it anyway. I have no need to pay someone to tell me I'm smart.

>> No.10467462

>>10467422
$20 is spare change if you're not a NEET, if anything it proves they're successful in life since they can afford it where as you have to be counting nickles.

>> No.10467466

>>10467377
>the smartest in the world
top 1%
>who wants to hire
Any job that requires thinking

>> No.10467471

>>10466760
>MESNA
I'm smart enough to know you misspelled the organization's name.

>> No.10467509

>>10467234
Wash your penis

>> No.10467534

dont even know who they are just a bunch of people who scored very high on an IQ test?

Seems irrelevant since there are so much
parameters that might make someone top 2 or 1%, while the score should just be taken as an interval measurement with bounds (leaning more to the right e.g. can be higher or can be lower). Though it becomes relevant if you get a high N value on the population you're measuring.

>>10467289
He does just ramble I dislike how he explains his thoughts a lot of things can be straight forward to say. Problem in modern academics is that you can't really go against the admin faculty with humanities degrees who hold retarded ideologies (which made their fields become total jokes to be taken with a grain of salt). In the digital age researchers like Jordan Peterson I would say have become irrelevant since most of the research in the field has already been carried out and sociological research methodology doesn't give anyone answers. However with a more CS / Information systems approach analyzing large online data and interactions, that can actually bring you somewhere. Degrees like sociology, communication science, anthropology can be scrapped and the world would probably be better off considering policy makers use these type of studies to push forward foolish plans.

>>10467422
The smartest one often isn't the most noticed one if you would study some journals in psychology there are many explanations and contexts given for why this is the case. Too long to write a proper reply to this. It's indeed kind of silly to get validation through that, but many more go to college to get a paper in some bs humanities degree that would qualify them as being ''smart'' and ''HIGHLY educated'' .

>> No.10467539
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>>10466760
Guess I'm too much of a brainlet to sign up for the mesna test

>> No.10467544

>>10467234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSgeg3z0ewI

>> No.10467559

>>10467289
>>10467509
>>10467544
seething subhumans

>> No.10467561

>>10466760
I have always heard about it and I'm more or less interested in joining since high school but every time I want to find information about it, it only seems to be more of a social club than anything else. My point is, is there any tangible benefit for me to join them?

>> No.10467565

>>10467559
just watch the video

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>>10467559
>seething subhumans
What's the matter buckaroo buddy? Did I hurt your daddy Jordan "wash your balls" Peterson? It's okay anon, you can read your "dad advice" book.

>> No.10467615

>>10466760
That girl looks really weird and I already have an iq certification that I got from the air force for free

>> No.10467850

>>10467615
>That girl looks really weird
Elaborate

>> No.10467877

>>10467337
t.top 99 percenter

>> No.10467881

>>10466760
i've got 148 from mensa, barely 98%, but i couldn't check last few questions because of time.

>> No.10467946

>>10466770
What pay man, 40$ a year?

>> No.10467968

>>10467850
she looks a bit off to me too, idk, like its a bit unnatural

>> No.10467977

people just think i'm smart.

>> No.10468147

>>10466774
People who put MENSA on their resume get trashed immediately because everyone knows your a prick

>> No.10468162

>>10467274
Looks like he does a bunch of random consulting work, which means he doesn't do shit. Probably also wrote his own Wikipedia entry. Kek.

>> No.10468251

>>10466852
It's less than half of what you're paying for netflix at the moment

>> No.10468254
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>>10467259
Asia Carrera

>> No.10468655

>>10467466
IQ has nothing to do with 'thinking'. You need to show competence, not a number you unstably hold dear to your identity and self-worth. If you can't do the job, you're useless.

>> No.10469104

133 IQ, so too dumb for Mensa. Now gib qt asian mensa gf to bully my intelligence

>> No.10469136

>>10466760
I can't , i have 115IQ .

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10469137

>>10466760
>using iq as any kind of measurement

>> No.10469149

>You ARE smart enough, right?
Nope. How are smart people different than regular people if it's not about having a good job and high-level education? Do they just do math in their head and say long words? Yes I'm salty.

>> No.10469865

>>10466760
who is this mensan anyway?

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>>10467392
you miss my point

I need unrealistic expectations of my own performance to get out of bed in the morning

>> No.10471313

>>10468251
So it's free?

>> No.10471547

i unironically have a sub 130 iq unlike the rest of this big brain board
ask a literal brainlet retard anything

>> No.10471549

>>10471547
how to be happy?

>> No.10471625

>>10471549
stop caring so much about things outside your control. work on the things inside your control. avoid news, social media, or other things designed to get you to keep coming back by getting you outraged. go outside more. avoid people your gut doesnt like being around.

>> No.10471639

>>10471625
Thanks but I really think I just need to have kids to force me to be selfless but I can't bring myself to without feeling like everything is in place, and I've had good people come and go and they've all started families with less so it makes me feel like I've missed my opportunities, meaning I need to be in an even better position to capitalize on new ones... but I get more apathetic and less connected each time I watch someone go

>> No.10471697

>>10467604
>>10467565
>>>/d/iscord

>> No.10471721
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10471721

>another IQ thread

>> No.10471731

>>10471721
>board about science
>can't have a thread about the science of intelligence

>> No.10471733

>>10467289
He says some alright stuff and while I don't care for the SJW OWNED COMPILATION shit I find him talking about the Bible interesting.

>> No.10471734

>>10467977
same here, i remember once at work some guy was trying to debate me and some girl was like "anon is a walking encyclopedia youre gonna lose this" was flattered but it was probably only cause i spoke German with her and she was a German

>> No.10471738

>>10471734
did you fuck

>> No.10471743

>>10471738
nah she invited me to her new years party and shit but i wasnt interested in her, she was a few years older than me, not that it really matters but I just didnt find her attractive, i liked her in a platonic way though

>> No.10471958

>>10471743
if she was qt you were a dummy

>> No.10473546
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10473546

>>10471743
>nah anon, we didnt fug because I chose not to fug her, I, my own self, decided to like her as a fren

KEKED

>> No.10473556

>>10466760
Who's the trap?

>> No.10473564

>>10466760
she should be korean but I don't know who
I showed this to my korea weeaboo and he don't know which member of group it is
tell me her name anon

>> No.10473565

>>10466841
>Raven's Progressive Matrices
Isn't a decent full IQ, which is why matrices is part of the PIQ portion of a WAIS. But it is only part of the PIQ, not all of it, then you have the VIQ too and the composite of these is your FSIQ (*IQ).

>> No.10473570

>>10466760
Where do I get a cute asian gf?

>> No.10473592

>>10466760
>70000 won for the first year
good goy

>> No.10473666

>>10467234
>nothing wrong with Jerden
>it washes and waxes his perfectly circumcized penis or else it gets the hose again

>> No.10473691
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10473691

>>10473570
Mensa, we keep telling you

>> No.10473708

What are the actual benefits of joining it? You get a pin? Free access to something? Talks? Travels?

>> No.10473958
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>>10473565
I took a WISC IV as a kid so that's why I said that. I was only good on that portion of it, and finished the section... The psychologist was like duude woah, hol' on one minute no one has done this sheit b4.

>> No.10473961

>>10473708
You go to mensa parties and fug nerd girls or sperg out.

>> No.10475481

>>10466760
Well, I have a friend that practiced IQ tests for 2 years. He literally have paid to do atleast 30 different iq tests(like $5-10 each.). He managed to join mensa but only barely though. Without the practises he would guaranteed not have joined.

Which means literally anyone can join mensa if they practise. Lmao

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>> No.10475511

>>10475481
>5-$10 for an IQ test
>?????
You mean $500-$1500 from a PhD psychologist

>> No.10475512

>>10466770
This.
OP is the dork equivalent of a cunt creating a tinder account and linking to her Instagram just for recognition.

You may indeed be smart, but you're also pathetic.

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10476857

>>10466760
Whoms't is this lady?

>> No.10476869
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10476869

>>10468254
>Asia Carrera

YEAH... I do not think she earned much money by her "mental"efforts.

>> No.10477608

>>10471625
That really was some sub 130 iq advice. I'm impressed anon.

>> No.10478076

>>10471697
Imagine paying money for a book that tells you basic no shit type of advice that you can read for free.

>> No.10478133

>>10471721
You're late, faggot. Still, based.