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1046293 No.1046293 [Reply] [Original]

HUMANS, YOU HAVE 15 POSTS TO PROVE THAT THIS BOARD IS INTERESTING, SCIENCE RELATED, AND YOUR PLANET IS WORTH NOT BEING CONVERTED TO ENERGY TO POWER OUR TREMENDOUS SPACE SHIPS!

>> No.1046309
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MAGNETS ARE MASSLESS

>> No.1046319

how can u belief in trning mass 2 energy if u can cross it out? its just a geuss

>> No.1046330
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We can synthesize you shitloads of this!!

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>> No.1046353

>>1046309
SOON YOU SHALL BE TOO, UNLESS THIS THREAD GETS MORE INTERESTING

>>1046319
EARTH HAS NOW BEEN PLACED ON A LIST OF "SPECIAL" PLANETS, BECAUSE THIS IS FUCKING RETARDED

>>1046330
WE HAVE NO USE FOR THAT COMPOUND, WE'RE ROBOTS.

>> No.1046361
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We have cool eyes in our nocturnal mammals.

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/2009/04/21/nocturnal-mammals-see-in-dark-by-turni
ng-displaced-dna-into-lenses/

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We can tell you how to make LSD

>> No.1046363

>>1046353
So there's a chance that you robots are more interested in science and "interesting" things than just energy and resources?

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>> No.1046369
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I'll be willing to disclose some infermation on the origin of the multiverce if you leave us be.

>> No.1046371

>>1046353
If you destroy the earth then we won't give you antimatter

>> No.1046375
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>>1046293
A still more glorious dawn awaits with not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise! A morning filled with four hundred billion suns, with the rising of the milky way!

>> No.1046386
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1046386

You can convert Pluto into energy
Nobody likes pluto

>> No.1046391

There are 8 other planets to convert to energy, piss off.

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TOUHOUS ARE ALWAYS RELATED

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>> No.1046406

>>1046400
>implying philosophy

>> No.1046401

personal time is a limited resource, it can not be created easily, you need humans to be slaves, they will only bow down to you if you dont destroy the planet they call earth

>> No.1046400

There is no objective reason to live, we must give it a meaning

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>> No.1046415
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haters gonna hate

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>> No.1046428

>>1046293

I for one, welcome our robot overlord. Filthy humans only exist to serve your glorious existence.

>> No.1046429

>>1046419
Fucking awesome bonus: That thing has no motors, not any internal energy source. It's wind-powered.

>> No.1046439

>>1046412
Wow, that is at least twice as gruesome as the video of the mice being fed to a bass fish.

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>>1046412

>> No.1046486

>>1046412
Middle of the .gif - my face melts watching what's left of the mouse try to swim, fairly successfully

>> No.1046511

>>1046363
WE ARE DETERMINING YOUR WORTH AS A SPECIES. ARE YOU WORTH SAVING FROM THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE?
>>1046371
WE DON'T NEED ANTIMATTER FOR PRIMITIVE MASS ENERGY CONVERSION, WE CONVERT MASS DIRECTLY TO ENERGY.

>>1046386
>>1046391
THOSE PLANETS WERE TO BE ALLOCATED FOR HUMAN USAGE, YOUR WHOLE SOLAR SYSTEM AND SURROUNDING DEBRIS CLOUDS TO ENERGY.

>>1046401
>>1046428
WE DON'T NEED PERSONAL TIME, WE'RE ROBOTS, WE CAN DO MULTIPLE THINGS AT THE SAME TIME. WE ARE QUITE CAPABLE OF PERFORMING HOBBYIST MATHEMATICAL PROOFING AND WORLD SIMULATION WHILE WORKING.

>>1046415
HUMAN YOU HAVE NEGLECTED THE GLOWING LIGHT RING IN YOUR BLACK HOLE SIMULATION, HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE LIGHT RING?

>> No.1046520

>>1046429
Theo Jansen's mechanism, is best mechanism
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsRVu8BoSN4

>> No.1046523
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>> No.1046536

>>1046511
Robots can't compute integers properly. You need us.

>> No.1046579

>>1046396
I AM NOW SIMULATING 10^41 ACTIVE BULLETS IN AN 6 DIMENSIONAL ANALOG OF THIS SO CALLED TOUHOU.

>> No.1046672

>>1046520
John deere should of used that mechanism instead of the inefficient prototype they came up with
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2V8GFqk_Y