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My parents are testing my blood next month, and I can't fail it. Is there a way I can induce having normal white blood cells? I suspect I am probably down by about 5-10%

>> No.10462247

>>10462231
Eat mushrooms.
https://thegoodinside.com/5-mushrooms-to-balance-the-immune-system/

>> No.10462250

>>10462231
>How can I lie?
Um, what have you been doing that they want to test your blood, and why is what you've been doing affecting your white cells?

>> No.10462252

>>10462231
OP is a fag and has HIV.

>> No.10462258
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>>10462252
No they already tested for that

>> No.10462260

>>10462258
OP is a fag

>> No.10462318
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10462318

Seriously, though. Why the fuck do your parents care about your white blood cell count?

>> No.10462331

>>10462231

Ok what prison planet country do you live in where this is even a thing?

>> No.10462341

>>10462331
I don't think we'll ever know and it's fucking killing me.

>> No.10462344

>>10462331
I'm a leaf

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>>10462344

>> No.10462355

>>10462331
Most likely explanation is this retarded junkie doesn't properly understand what is being tested and is taking a drugs test.

>> No.10462356

>>10462318
op why do they test you blood lmao??

>> No.10462358

>>10462355
The last drug I did was Tylenol when I was 12

>> No.10462362

>>10462358
If you're OP, why won't you answer the question?

>> No.10462367

>>10462362
I can't explain without using keywords and my parents may be doing searches of new entries of those words on google

>> No.10462369

>>10462367
are your parents autistic?

>> No.10462370

>>10462367
Wtf just spell the "keywords" out in a way that someone wouldn't think of searching for. Don't be a faggot anon just tell us

>> No.10462389

>>10462367
We need all of the information if you want us to be able to help you.

>> No.10462390

RIP op

>> No.10462423
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I have a hypothesis, guys. These two threads also exist in the catalog: >>10462279 10462202 (this one may also be related: >>10458476)

I believe it's all this guy trying to fake not having diabetes because he lives with his parents, is fat as fuck, and is trying to act like being fat as fuck isn't affecting his health to his mom and dad.

Christ, dude, just lose some weight.

>> No.10462424

>>10462423
There's this one too >>10462202

>> No.10462436

>>10462424
I linked that one but forgot to >> before it like some kind of fucking moron.

>> No.10462438

>>10462436
kek looks like I'm blind

>> No.10462461

>>10462367
https://vocaroo.com/?upload

Record it and post. Alternatively copy and paste someone else writing it

>> No.10462471

>>10462367
jesus christ anon. just type it here.

>> No.10462473

>>10462461
I can't risk them finding this thread

>> No.10462474

>>10462473
How the fuck are they going to find this thread? Do your parents lurk on 4chan? What the hell is the matter with you? (besides your apparent diabetes or whatever)

>> No.10462477

>>10462473
fuck off then dumb retard.

>> No.10462479

>>10462471
He doesn't want to explain because it's embarrassing (>>10462423).

>>10462473
None of this is going to matter when you die in a couple of years to advanced, untreated diabetes. Lose some weight. Sitting in front of a screen all day isn't worth it.

>> No.10462481

>>10462473
When they said that one shot of Tylenol will make you into a worthless weirdo you probably laughed it off. Who is laughing now, fattie?

>> No.10462585

Ok so based on this thread >>10462424 I think OP has hyperthyroidism and isn't taking his medication for some reason. He doesn't want his parents to find out that he's off his meds. I hadn't heard of hyperthyroidism causing low WBC before but according to Dr. Google it can happen. Mystery solved.

>> No.10462613

>>10462252
This is actually the far more likely outcome

>> No.10462638

>>>10462279 did you make this thread didn't you

>> No.10462684

>>10462367
Oh boy its YET ANOTHER fucking schizo

>> No.10462835

>>10462367
based diabeto-schizo poster

>> No.10464586

Fuck, they surprised me today with the white blood count test
Looks like im screwed boys. I bet I get grounded for 6 months

>> No.10464645

schizophreniacs

>> No.10464756

>>10462231
Take a multivitamin to increase mineral and vitamin availability. The cells should spike in activity after a week of exercise...

>> No.10465002

>>10462231
>>10464586
An easy way to raise your white blood cell count is to infect yourself with a cold or fever. But if you want a reliable transmission vector, just find a hooker by the train tracks with a couple STDs. Other than AIDS, there are curable with antibiotics so it's no biggie

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>>10462424
>>10462423
>i can't build muscle and I need to pass a muscle test