Dream Physics Thread

[Anonymous No.10458063]

Alright /sci/, the creator of the cosmos has open sourced reality. We have a complete theory of everything that answers all our questions and deftly avoids Gödel's incompleteness theorems. It is beautiful, succinct, and has just the right amount of complexity.

We verify that the model is correct, and comes from the entity it says it comes from (instead of an alien race who reverse-engineered physics) and begin a new era of engineering. Science as a concept outside of machine learning and automated testing is over. Humanity now has a clear path to post-scarcity.

After muddling about with the numbers a bit, we notice something strangely curious, almost familiar. As if it were placed there for us to find. It turns out we can actually change physics, extend it.

What's the first change you make?

[Anonymous No.10458091]

>>10458063
Make my dick 3 inches bigger

[Anonymous No.10458094]

>>10458063
Make my muscles 10 inches bigger

[Anonymous No.10458104]

>>10458063
Increase the strength of gravity to infinite.

[Anonymous No.10458113]

>>10458094
To do that, you'd first need to be masculine.

[Anonymous No.10458114]

>>10458091
>>10458094
Those are already possible under current physics.
>>10458104
There's a law of preservation of possibility that ensures reality remains viable.

[Anonymous No.10458123]

>>10458114
>There's a law of preservation of possibility that ensures reality remains viable.
You bastard!

[Anonymous No.10458133]

>>10458063
Time travel to the past a possibility. See the future. Absorb energy by merely thinking about it. Allow for my consciousness to live in other objects other than me

[Anonymous No.10458170]

>>10458133
>consciousness to live in other objects
Keep in mind that this is the universe we're talking about, not some magical fairy. It spends 100% of its time doing quantum physics calculations and doesn't really ever need to directly interact with the layers of structure that are built on top of it. Not that you can't extend it in that way, but you'll need to formalize all the structure to do it with.

Not really sure what "absorb" means in this context either, but the first two seem viable.

[Anonymous No.10458192]

>>10458063
decrease the mass of the higgs boson by 25 GeV. 100 GeV is way easier to remember, desu

[Anonymous No.10458213]

>>10458063
I create a lockable portal that leads to an empty dimension that i can customize to my hearts content. To each their own.

[Anonymous No.10458224]

I increase c by [math]1-0.99...%[/math]

[Anonymous No.10458229]

0.999... = 1

[Anonymous No.10458232]

>>10458063
make it easier to bend space

[Anonymous No.10458244]

>>10458232
Or just add in the ability to generate gravitons, so you don't need a huge mass.
Like quantum tunneling through energy barriers.

[Anonymous No.10458425]

>>10458063
I don't think there is a theory of everything, a higher entity, or that physics is changeable (even though it may be variable)

[Anonymous No.10459176]

>>10458425
Skepticism isn't really supposed to be a competition.

[Anonymous No.10459304]

DELETE THEM ALL
NO MORE RULES
CHAOS REIGNS

[Anonymous No.10459306]

No causality

[Anonymous No.10459795]

>>10459304
>>10459306
That's actually possible, but remember what I said about the level of abstraction the universal consciousness exists on: >>10458170

Computationally speaking, it's necessarily possible to extend a given codebase in a way that makes all its baser functions able to be virtualized out. This is basically what it means for a system to be Turing complete.

[Anonymous No.10459918]

>>10458425
>what is a thought experiment

[Anonymous No.10460310]

Manifest qt who loves me

[Anonymous No.10460967]

>>10460310
That's already physically possible. In case there's really some genetic issue with you, we can always genetically engineer someone who loves you anyway.

[Anonymous No.10460981]

In addiction to negative mass, what are some other steps to make wormhole travel possible?

[Anonymous No.10461264]

>>10458063

Bring magic back

[Anonymous No.10461284]

Is this how the world ends? Consciousness is becomes death the dostroyer and stops this fractal from unwrapping ad infinitum once and for all?

[Anonymous No.10461286]

>>10458063

Lmao y’all finally figured out that intention and belief literally creates reality. Stopped listening to those Archons I see. And now y’all are using the 4chans to crowdsource the future? I’m happy we’re finally there lmao, been calling this for a while now. And for those of you who think this is schizoposting, think about the vaster implications of the observer effect. Consciousness viewing matter affects it in ways we only now are coming to fully understand (in this society anyway).

[Anonymous No.10461290]

>>10461284

Only if that’s what we desire, and I sure as fuck don’t lmao you can own that timeline for yourself

[Anonymous No.10461297]

>>10461290
Still an ape.
Even Adam and Eve got bored with infinity. Any immortal consciousness will.
That's what bible teaches us.

[Anonymous No.10461323]

>>10461297

Then the Bible is a psyop lmao

[Anonymous No.10461428]

>>10461323

t. Lucifer

[Anonymous No.10461444]

>>10461264
After much muddling about with abstraction layers, someone finally finds a way to patch reality at a point in the distant past. While the code is compiling, an exhausting historical search is performed to find previously unobserved events indicating that the patch was installed successfully. Upon closer analysis, it turns out that physics wasn't actually innate, the creator of reality was just trying to pander to our "beliefs." The scientific method confused it at first, but it's managed to aggregate beliefs and evidence in a way that makes infinite consciousness possible. This means that magic has always existed, but it has been effectively DoS'd out of existence due to the law of preservation of possibility. Short of trying to patch every form of magic from the past back in as an extension to the physics spell we'd (apparently) been (unconsciously) casting, the only way to bring magic back is to track down the consciousnesses preserving obscure possibility.

Luckily, we have the source code. Once the code finishes compiling, we'll be able to find the people that need to be brought into the fold to uncast the physics spell for everyone. This event comes to be known as the omega point.

>>10461286
Please consult >>10459918 as well.

>>10461284
Only if the death of all consciousness was a possibility. Otherwise, there's little reason to suspect it would be preserved by the possibility conservation law.

[Anonymous No.10461452]

transform one of the spacial dimensions into a time dimension.

[Anonymous No.10461456]

>>10460981
>>10461452
Welp, that's /thread.

[Anonymous No.10461473]

>>10461444

So you took the programmer approach to reality and treated physics as a code, and ‘broke’ it using a hacker. Compile that shit and HMU brother, I’ve been affecting reality for years lmao

[Anonymous No.10461494]

>>10461473
No, I wrote a self-locating quine that makes me a universal constant. Then I installed a git backdoor so I could silently veto any patches to reality.

[Anonymous No.10461499]

>>10461494
.... I unconsciously did the same thing.

So wait, thoughts are literally code? Oh fug

[Anonymous No.10461505]

>>10461494

You’re applying programming/logic/math abstracts to linguistics/metaphysics.

Shit I thought I was potentially the only one doing this lmao. I think we’re all destined to cross paths at some point. This life is cray cray

[Anonymous No.10461509]

>>10461494

My bad for triple posting but I am excite. So the occult mf’s figured this shit out forever ago right?

[Anonymous No.10462145]

>>10461509
Reality wasn't structured enough from their reference frame to get distracted with other forms of metaphysics. You stare at shadows on the moon long enough, your brain puts it together. You're *somewhere*.

How you gonna learn to read the sky when the city lights block out the stars?

[Anonymous No.10462167]

>>10461297
Boredom is ultimately caused by chemical reactions in your brain. With advanced enough neuroscience, we could re-engineer the brain to make the chemical reactions that cause boredom no longer happen.

https://qualiacomputing.com/2016/08/20/wireheading_done_right/
https://wiki.lesswrong.com/wiki/Wireheading

[Anonymous No.10462170]

>>10458063
Make it so all forms of suffering become physically impossible, and make it so all conscious entities feel nonstop euphoria for eternity.

[Anonymous No.10462568]

>>10462167
I refuse to believe that any opinion about the state of things is just our brain sniffing chemtrails from our glands.
Infinity is objectively boring. You use up all the possibilities and you'll be left with the last one, the final solution - eating from the tree of death.

[Anonymous No.10463004]

>>10462568
all that's left after infinity is to die become creator and then start anew

[Anonymous No.10464374]

>>10463004
Still infinity.
That would be a shitty destroyer/creator if he didn't think about falling into that type of cycle.
No! This must be the omnipowerful god that is able to create a rock that big, that he could actually kill himself with it for good.

[Anonymous No.10464423]

>>10464374
Truthfully I have no problem coexisting in a universe with such rocks, but I'd prefer to have hard light to deflect any threat.

[Anonymous No.10464484]

>>10462568
>You use up all the possibilities and you'll be left with the last one, the final solution.

Oy vey!

[Anonymous No.10464779]

>>10464484

Not gonna lie I kek’d

[Anonymous No.10466014]

>>10464779
Same. Wouldn't have noticed it if it weren't pointed out.

[Anonymous No.10466538]

You are a fucking dumb bloodhungry hairless ape and don't understand what UFOs are and then you do shit like this where you literally fantasize about knowing anything.

[Anonymous No.10466546]

>>10458063
set friction to 0 and see what happens

[Anonymous No.10466549]

>>10458063
>What's the first change you make?
No blacks

[Anonymous No.10466554]

>>10466538
inb4
>UFOs aren't real

[Anonymous No.10466894]

>>10466546
>Lube producers went out of business.
Now look what you've done

[Anonymous No.10467007]

>>10458063
>What's the first change you make?
Let every particle decide its own laws.

[Anonymous No.10467436]

>>10466549
That's already physically possible. People seriously need to brush up on physics before posting ITT.
>>10467007
Feeding that back into >>10461444 we just end up with the creator having a second abstractive layer. That might restore some of the magic that had been "lost" in the additions to history that resulted from the retro-patch, but in that model particles don't even exist anymore; magic is all that would. Physics just got patched out of existence as the arbiter of fate and reduced to the level of a spell people cast on accident.

Nice efficient method of patching in to the patch though.

[Anonymous No.10467513]

First thing I'd do is pretend to write a program that pretends to apply an update that pretends to let a being pretend to imagine itself pretending to try to imagine a character that pretends to have the ability to omniscience by deleting a single concept from a single mind.

[Anonymous No.10467517]

First thing I'd do is pretend to write a program that pretends to apply an update that pretends to let a being pretend to imagine itself pretending to try to imagine a character that pretends to have the ability to erase omniscience by deleting a single concept from a single mind, for a single second.

[Anonymous No.10468317]

In the spirit of thought experiments and >>10465562, I'm formally bumping this thread in response to events played out anonymously in a third thread.

[Anonymous No.10469606]

>>10461499
We invented code and language and logic to describe what our minds could already do. It's inherent. The first form of telepathy is uploading.

[Anonymous No.10469698]

>>10462167
It's called doing shit.

It's been here for fucking centuries.

[Anonymous No.10470184]

>>10469698
It really is this. Doing shit is the effect. No form of stasis exists for consciousness, that also allows it to experience things.

[Anonymous No.10470275]

I don't know about the first or second thing—and I can't speak for anybody else—but I know the third thing I'd do with the ability to extend reality.

I'd write a program the outputs "What kind of friend asks another friend how to betray a friend?" on a loop at every point in reality for all time.

[Anonymous No.10470278]

>>10470275
Heh, guess I should add a "\n" there.

[Anonymous No.10470295]

>>10458192

[Anonymous No.10470306]

>>10458063
The most important part is: what license did he use? GPL, BSD or MIT?

[Anonymous No.10470316]

>>10470306
WTFPL

Turns out free will maximizing was the easiest way to preserve possibility.

[Anonymous No.10470332]

>>10464484
Kek

[Anonymous No.10470343]

>>10470316
And the code of conduct? Is it the one with the penis acii art?

[Anonymous No.10470349]

>>10470343
Pretty sure it was just, "Make sure there's a sign in every pocket dimension you create that says," and a geometry hyperlink to >>10470275+>>10470278

Or something.

[Anonymous No.10470351]

>>10470349
>geometric hyperlink
Sorry, fuzzy guts.

[Anonymous No.10471162]

>>10458224
I don't have a reaction image for how hard this made me laugh.

[Anonymous No.10471172]

>>10458114
increase the strength of gravity until just before the point where the universe becomes non-viable