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If you can't do differential calculus you can't be my friend!!!

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>> No.10428792

>>10428708
nul n'entre s'il n'est géomètre

>> No.10428807

>>10428708
Dude I can't even into Algebra.

>> No.10428844

>>10428708
Please! Turn my asshole inside out and feast upon my shit! Please, I'm begging you. Do it for science, Roger...

>> No.10428848

>>10428708
>learn differential calculus
>Friend turns out to be a heartless nobody anyways
So much for all that hard work

>> No.10428849

>>10428708
integral calculus is the true friend filter

>> No.10428855

>>10428844
I'm going to fucking pound your boi pussy so hard. Just you wait. Let me fucking fill you up with warm, sticky cum. God, I cant wait to thrust so far inside you I destroy your insides.

>> No.10428859

>>10428855
Oh, he he he ;) Just you watch out sir, I'm going to kick your balls so good and hard, you're gonna nut right on my footsies. Gonna give you a footjob then, with my dirty cum soaked socks ;)

>> No.10428865

>>10428859
Alright, you get an upvote, only after I pull off your dirty socks and suck the cum out of them and spit it out into your asshole. Then I'm gonna make you shit in my mouth and I'll eat a nutty shit sandwich.

>> No.10428869

>>10428865
Lol! But wait, I swiftly make out with you passionately and take the shit out of your mouth and chew it up for you, then spit it out into your asshole and call the cat over to stick his spiky cock inside you.

>> No.10428871

>>10428869
Hmm. So I watch cautiously from the distance, the cat's spiky cactus cock tears out your insides. Once the cat finishes and slides his anus blood covered cock out of your torn asshole, I slide across the floor and collect your asshole blood with a bottle and package it for sale as pomegranate juice.

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>> No.10430739 [DELETED] 

If you don't swallow my semen in under 30 seconds of meeting me then we are why your parents never went to war.

>> No.10430745 [DELETED] 

Thank you for ever being allowed to birth you, soldier drone!

>> No.10430747 [DELETED] 

Is my daughter kicking up a fuss again at Orgy University? Sorry. First teacher's path.

>> No.10430772

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>>10428871
I-Is this /sci/ence or math or just a fanfic of 2 girls 1 cup?

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>>10430772
Mathematics I would teach my daughter one day.

>> No.10430828 [DELETED] 

Hive Genius Thrives In All Faithful To Be Sworn Before Born.

>> No.10430901

>>10428708
> calculus

not science or math

>> No.10430910 [DELETED] 

>>10430901
You mean KEKulus is not enough mathematics for all genius female sluts to ever suck your dick sideways?

>> No.10430926 [DELETED] 

I am the first man to translate scorch to flame.

>> No.10430955

>trying to escape software shit
>keep a calculus of variations book on my desk to read while I'm waiting to go home
>boss comes up
>"Ah, takes me back to my college days. Calculus is so easy."
>Coworker walks by, "Wow, calculus, so easy."

>> No.10430965 [DELETED] 

So you invented +1 to storytelling? Tell me more, maw of open tiger?

I Am Time Itself, Alone In Retrospect.

>> No.10430967 [DELETED] 

>>10430955
Calculus is like, the easiest after I let him cum in my butt before describing me as the worthless dumb bimbo that I am.

>> No.10431094

>>10428871
The new day dawns, and a health inspector comes to my home to shut down my business for selling asshole blood with traces of cat semen and fur in it as pomegranate juice. The health inspector knocks on my door, not knowing what he's about to see. I step outside, hairy thighs open to him. His eyes open with reluctant excitement. "Hello, should I call you... officer? Do you prefer a hairy boipussy?" I say seductively.
Scene skip: The health inspector's face is buried on my nasty smelly hairy cock, my pheromones filling his throat and nostrils. I quickly spray shit from my asshole as he fingers my prostate, he moans as this happens. He starts to lick the shit around his lips and get the rest with his fingers, cleaning himself like a cat. I stand up, towering over him, and begin to face pound him, my meaty uncut hairy smelly cock thrusting down his shit covered throat.
Skip scene: The time has come, my penis can handle no more. I gag him so hard that he vomits and it goes into my penis and goes into my testicles. My testicles are bloated and he begins to suck on them while rubbing his shit covered fingers over my head. I can take no more, I spray a load of vomit and semen onto his face, the smell of wet dog, semen, sushi he had for breakfast, and my pheromones fills the air. This is the life, Bill... this is the life...

>> No.10432833

cute

>> No.10432894

>he vomits and it goes into my penis and goes into my testicles.
animeposter threadz rool dood