Mars colony

[Anonymous No.10378339]

ITT: larp as the 3rd generation of the Mars colony

[Anonymous No.10378354]

>wanders into the martian desert
>comes back with white hair, white beard, and ten commandments

[Anonymous No.10378359]

Why would anyone want to go to Earth there's no breathable air there.

[Anonymous No.10378373]

>>10378359
Earth is a hoax pushed by NASA, there's no way they could have made it all the way here.

[Anonymous No.10378374]

I hate being made of jello.

[Anonymous No.10378377]

Did you guys catch the stream from the first SLS launch? Man that looked impressive I can't believe you need something so powerful just to get few tons to orbit but I guess that's 1G worlds for you. Makes sense why it took them so long.

[Anonymous No.10378449]

>>10378373
What's up with the increase of schizos in the colonies lately?
I swear retards multiplied after the mandatory earth dreamer quotas were implemented few years ago.
These people are literally worthless aside from being able to lift stupid heavy objects like a 50L water tank, they can't even tell Earth from Venus. One in my hab even tried going out without a pressure suit.

[Anonymous No.10379188]

>>10378339
>Mars colony

JELLO BABIES
JELLO BABIES
JELLO BABIES

[Anonymous No.10379192]

>>10379188
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_gravity

[Anonymous No.10379249]

>>10379188
Yikes

[Anonymous No.10379273]

>>10379192
>cope.jpg

[Anonymous No.10379287]

>>10379192
Man, I sure wish our normal human grandparents and are semi-gelatinous parents hadn't jumped on the Mars hype and instead waited for the extra-planetary space colonies with artificial gravity. Then we might be able to withstand going off planet.

[Anonymous No.10379291]

>>10379192
>artificial gravity
>on a planet with it's own gravity
Are the gonna spend the first 10 years of their life in a space station?

[Anonymous No.10379326]

>>10379273
>not_an_argument.jpg

>>10379287
>>10379291
Just build centrifuges on Mars so that the inertial force works alongside the gravity of Mars to provide 1 g.

[Anonymous No.10379341]

>>10378339
u guys were meant to larp as the Mars colony

[Anonymous No.10379410]

>>10379341
Nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.10379454]

>>10378339
Oh boy I finally got selected for the Mars 3 program. This time we're going to the red planet for sure!

[Anonymous No.10379461]

>>10378339
>ITT: larp as the 3rd generation of the Mars colony
There isn't going to be a Mars Colony because it's fucking pointless

[Anonymous No.10379481]

>>10378339
God damn why does it smell like bleach here all the time?

[Anonymous No.10379505]

I'm cold.

[Anonymous No.10379692]

>we are never going to explore the universe
>all we will do is sit around posting on /sci/
>jupiterfags won't stop memeing over colonizing europa
>xeno pussy never

[Anonymous No.10379723]

>>10379692
>xeno pussy never
Visit Japan.

[Anonymous No.10379744]

>>10379723
>implying anyone here has the bone and muscle strength to visit earth

[Anonymous No.10379770]

I'm kinda pissed. They said there would be domes, but the only thing even dome shaped is the damn water tank!

The greenhouses are rectangles! They say easy to make, pack, and assemble. I say where is the sense of art?

[Anonymous No.10379778]

>>10379744
Excuse me, I live in a giant centrifuge, so I'm an able-bodied person. I get the luxury of 1 g.

[Anonymous No.10379781]

>>10378377
Yeah if you think about it. If you evolved on a smaller world you have easier access to space expansion. If you have a big one-gee world then you are better off staying and filling her up.

[Anonymous No.10379789]

>>10379770
Well, no, since it'll likely be China who colonizes Mars first, and since they believe in Chinese geomancy, it'll have to be domes, as right angles are bad for the flow of chi.

[Anonymous No.10379815]

>>10379778
Sitting on your ass in a big spinny thing isn't going to make you fit.

[Anonymous No.10379822]

>>10379815
Good thing I lift too, inside my spinning thing.

[Anonymous No.10379877]

>>10379789
You know they get around this in China by building squares and putting little inserts in that make it rounded.

[Anonymous No.10379891]

>>10379877
Oh, pictures?

[Anonymous No.10380464]

>>10379692
>europa

HAHAHAHA the absolute delusional state of jovifags.

>more radioactive than the cheap chink reactors we got
>frozen harder than the microdicks of the polarminefags
>parasitic and predatory sea life that makes red moss look like chad itch
>1/3g aka JELLO BABIES

[Anonymous No.10380475]

>>10380464
Actually, I think the under-ice cephalopods will be quite friendly, seeing as they're most likely as intelligent as Earth cephalopods.

[Anonymous No.10380510]

>>10378339
Guys have an idea: we larp as the 3rd generation of the Earth returnees.

[Anonymous No.10380621]

>>10380510
ayo nigga where the food at shieeet

[Anonymous No.10380882]

I'm now even colder. Where is the warmth here? I miss having an atmosphere.

[Anonymous No.10380946]

>>10379326
>not_an_argument.jpg

It doesn't need to be, thankfully. However, what you posted is also not an argument or discussion point of any kind and has nothing to do with Mars colonies.

[Anonymous No.10380947]

>>10379770
>pic

No, there won't be any open sky greenhouses. There would only be underground grow rooms with lots of lights. This is because the amount of radiation coming through the glass/plastic of the greenhouse will fuck up the plants and any workers there. If you try to block this radiation you end up blocking too much light which makes a greenhouse worthless in the first place. Thus, everything is underground. Many meters underground.

[Anonymous No.10380967]

Fuggen Earthers go home, RREEEEEEE!

[Anonymous No.10380972]

>>10379781
Technology isn't something that would allow up once you filled your planet.

[Anonymous No.10380984]

>>10380947
>This is because the amount of radiation coming through the glass/plastic of the greenhouse will fuck up the plants

False, radiation levels on Mars are like 300 mSv per year, plants will easily tolerate it. Everything will be underground but because of the need to contain pressurized atmosphere and reduce cancer rate in humans, not plants.

[Anonymous No.10381005]

>>10378339
>tfw motherfuckers coming back from the outside didnt clean their suits well enough now everyone is choking on martian dust
i'm going to die early because of this reeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.10381010]

>>10380984
Literally wrong radiation levels on mars are so high a person exposed to the environment will die in minutes if not seconds.

A solar flame will also wipe out any colony even underground because there's no magnetic field to protect the planet.

[Anonymous No.10381017]

>>10381010
Am I being trolled here? I think I am.

[Anonymous No.10381020]

>>10381010
>mudball fag schizoposting again
Earth-moon ip ban when?

[Anonymous No.10381032]

>>10378339
When will Earth fuck off?

[Anonymous No.10381044]

>itt we, the superior Venus cloud colonizers, laugh at the Mars spaghetti "men"

[Anonymous No.10381116]

>>10381010
>hundreds of thousands of Martians
>B-But you sh-should all be dead!

[Anonymous No.10381126]

>>10381005
I'd inhale several quickcrete sacks of fines rather than breathe the same air as those walking germ cultures coming from Earth arriving at Sheffield.

[Anonymous No.10381133]

>>10381044
Your population is literally 90% tourist held together by show strings and the favor of the multinats. One recession and drop on tourism and your "cities" are going to be dropped.

[Anonymous No.10381135]

>>10381044
>slips and falls in Tartarus

[Anonymous No.10381140]

DEMONIC PRESENCE AT UNSAFE LEVELS. LOCKDOWN INITIATED

[Anonymous No.10381154]

>cities on mars
>cities on venus
>cities on the moon
>mfw bought telescope and see none of this shit

F A K E
A
K
E

[Anonymous No.10381201]

GUYS I FUCKED UP HYDROPONICS

[Anonymous No.10381244]

>>10381133
>tourists
>not going to overrated mars
yea ok
>>10381135
Should've put on your magnetic shoes and not played on the rails, Sisyphus, now climb back up with that Venus rock so I can test the surface!

[Anonymous No.10381376]

>>10381244
The venusian economy is nothing but tourism. Mars has actual industry.

[Anonymous No.10381380]

>>10381201
>hydroponics
Why are you wasting that much water? Just use Aeroponics, bro.

[Anonymous No.10381414]

>>10381380
PRAISE TO OUR GOD ELON

[Anonymous No.10381527]

>>10380984
That's not how it works and your numbers are incorrect, kid.

[Anonymous No.10381638]

Have any of you actually visited Terra? Have you ever seen a trap? Pretty jealous if yes desu.

[Anonymous No.10381891]

>go to venusian brothel
>get venereal disease
Doc said it's some weird acidic microbe they got from the atmosphere or something and my immune system has no idea what to do so its hard to treat.
Am I kill?

[Anonymous No.10381909]

>>10381891
>sleeping with sub 180 cm humanlets
Stick to Marian partners. Disregard belter hicks as well.

[Anonymous No.10382466]

I am so cold that I have used my dead frozen child as an insulator. I don't have much longer to live.

[Anonymous No.10382478]

>>10381116
You retards only think you're on Mars. You're actually in Alaska. Just think, if you've been told your whole life that you're living under (((reduced gravity))), would you know the difference? All your weight scales are lying.

[Anonymous No.10382481]

>>10381376
Without us constantly exporting nitrogen in your direction your laughable little terraforming scheme would be dead in the water. You're up to, what, .1 bar by now? Pathetic, but by all means keep the payments coming.

[Anonymous No.10382533]

gee I sure am glad we killed all the niggers, beaners, arabs and jews in the colony, now humanity finally has a true chance to learn from its mistakes and start over new!

[Anonymous No.10382535]

>>10378339
tesest
huhuhuhu
huhhjlhhkj
jvghjy

[Anonymous No.10382628]

>>10382533
>spaghetti man thinks he can do shit against 1g Jewish overlords with limitless manpower of 1g amerimutts
The only reason we haven't killed you off yet is because you buy our products and serve as comedic relief for us.

[Anonymous No.10382645]

>>10378339
weren't we supposed to get an ocean by now? this is total bullshit, i'm moving to europa.

[Anonymous No.10382658]

>>10382645
This. Earthniggers genuinely believe they can make our planet a spitting image of theirs but we all know it's a hoax made by the supranational space organisation.

[Anonymous No.10382661]

>>10378339
>larp as the 3rd generation of the Mars colony

[Anonymous No.10382779]

>>10382658
Look at all that wasted land in the northern hemisphere. And our fat-cat lawmakers up on Olympus Mons actually want to do this?

[Anonymous No.10382786]

>>10382658
No geological activity = shittass boring coastlines. Meanwhile Earth, the only planet of consequence in the solar system, has rich and authentic geography. How can Marscucks even compete?

[Anonymous No.10382812]

>>10382779
>literally putting your leaders atop mount Olympus

You guys should have saw that was a bad idea a mile away.

[Anonymous No.10382815]

>>10380947
>No, there won't be any open sky greenhouses. There would only be underground grow rooms with lots of lights.

You obviously haven't been in any of the past threads on this very subject.
Boils down to this. Solar is about half as effective on Mars as on Earth.

So you can grow underground and make all your light.
>a fuck load of power

Or you can grow above ground
>with half as much power as a fuck load

Keep in mind above ground you can still add supplemental grow lights.
Given the difficulty of building air tight tunnels and the power requirements.
It makes little sense to grow plants underground.

[Anonymous No.10382924]

You fellers ever been into Valles? I'm talking deep in, not just the tourist dome at the headlands. Guy I talked to once went scouting
in there a ways back, told me he saw some strange shit in there, deep down where the sun barely ever shines.

[Anonymous No.10383133]

>>10381005
>i'm going to die early because of this reeeeeeeeeeeeee
Not unless you physically suffocate on it
>>10382478
>would you know the difference?
Yeah you can drop things and unless they got a population of giants 3x normal height, it's not like they can alter the measuring devices either.
>>10381010
>Literally wrong radiation levels on mars are so high a person exposed to the environment will die in minutes if not seconds.
>A solar flame will also wipe out any colony even underground because there's no magnetic field to protect the planet.
Lol no. Even staying outside completely unshielded for an entire day during a solar event, you don't even get 1% of the dosage required to even have a chance to kill you through radiation poisoning, or 0.2% of what's required to be invariably fatal.
Cancer risk is higher, but that's not "duuhhh u'd be ded in secunds"
>>10381527
>your numbers are incorrect, kid.
His numbers are relatively consistent with Curiosity's RAD. Too high actually.

[Anonymous No.10383146]

So guys what do you think we should do about all this red color on the ground it really fucks up my eyes when heading to work in the morning, and also Elon Musk only pays me 10 shekels and hour to be picking rocks to find resources does anybody want to start a union?

[Anonymous No.10383228]

>>10378339
Lifehacks:
1) Instead of buying laundry powder, just use dirt. The perchlorates are just as effective!
2) Fun prank: switch the urine and air hoses on your habmodule-mate's pressure suit
3) When Deathless Lord Elon's men come to collect the tithe, slip a few seed potatoes into your rectum and no one's the wiser.

[Anonymous No.10383238]

>be me on mars
>walk past a pack of pajeets
>they still smell

[Anonymous No.10383240]

>>10383146
Looks fine to me.

[Anonymous No.10383779]

>>10383228
>1) Instead of buying laundry powder, just use dirt. The perchlorates are just as effective!
Not even at all.
>2) Fun prank: switch the urine and air hoses on your habmodule-mate's pressure suit
Jesus christ how much are you peeing to need the same sized hose? You should see a doctor about that.
Also catheterizing must be a bitch.

[Anonymous No.10383927]

>>10382481
Real talk, exportation of nitrogen is fucking retarded in so little time. It's impossibly inefficient to source raw materials from so far away. Mars isn't going to be buying nitrogen from Venus. At most they will buy nitrates from Earth for greenhouses.

[Anonymous No.10383951]

>>10382924
STOP your investigations. There is NOTHING there.

[Anonymous No.10383971]

>>10383927
Nitrogen is extractable from the atmosphere. If you're not terraforming (or paraterraforming needlessly huge percentages of the planet), then you have access to more than enough and it's far cheaper to ship in the required machinery to extract it (and to fix some percentage) than to import it.

[Anonymous No.10383978]

>>10379341
We are.
God I fucking love my dad's aquaponics.

[Anonymous No.10384000]

>>10383971
>importing bulk burn is too expensive to be viable
Then you agree that Venus will serve no purpose in the interplanetary economy other than a tourist trap

[Anonymous No.10384016]

My feet have now frozen and fallen off.

[Anonymous No.10384044]

>>10384016
Get some heating, dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.10384060]

>>10384044
Please be patient, he's from Earth.

[Anonymous No.10384066]

>>10384000
That's my first post in that reply chain, anon. I'm not any of those other anons.
I am saying you dont need to import nitrogen at all, not even nitrates for the greenhouses.
>>10384016
>>10382466
You're in a giant thermos. You'd have to be an idiot to die that way.

[Anonymous No.10384076]

>>10379326
>Just build centrifuges on Mars so that the inertial force works alongside the gravity of Mars to provide 1 g

Enjoy your puke machines.

[Anonymous No.10384385]

>>10383240
Oh wow well rip my LARP I thought it would have looked a bit more orange and dark

[Anonymous No.10384431]

>>10378354

>comes back with white hair, blue eyes, and Sean Young.

FTFY.

[Anonymous No.10384657]

>>10384066
Mars needs elemental nitrogen for growing food. The Martian population will always be limited by the net importation of nitrogen up to that point in time.

[Anonymous No.10384659]

>>10384016
>not buying Thermos brand boots
>2100

[Anonymous No.10384849]

>>10384060
>Implying niggers won't steal the first Mars shuttle

[Anonymous No.10384933]

Watching WWVI on earth was fun. Earthcucks truly are subhumans :^)

[Anonymous No.10384952]

>>10382924
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[Anonymous No.10384968]

moon master race here we sure railgunned those niggers hard amiritie bros haha yeah oh my bones

[Anonymous No.10384995]

Hey guys maybe that mars invasion and slaughtering of natives and that whole mars slavery thread wasn't a good thing. We don't need another mars holocaust on our hands.

[Anonymous No.10385069]

>>10384968
Your spinning cities make me dizzy.

[Anonymous No.10385204]

>>10378339
Good thing no more Earthlings are arriving since the Muslims took over Earth.
We won't have to worry because they would have to acknowledge the world is round and work with that math to get to us.
So all people who are close to scientists are executed by the caliphs for questioning the quran.

[Anonymous No.10385252]

>>10385204
>Muslims
>not being masters of mathematics and cartography

[Anonymous No.10385289]

>>10385252
The quran says the world is flat and the center of the universe.
In democracies Muslims elect hard core science denying conservatives.
So those conservative leaders would outlaw space travel because it requires seeing the world, which is round, and using mathematics that show the world isn't the center.

[Anonymous No.10385319]

>>10385289
>this is what poltards actually believe

[Anonymous No.10385345]

>>10384657
>Mars needs elemental nitrogen for growing food. The Martian population will always be limited by the net importation of nitrogen up to that point in time.
What? Let's start again.
Nitrogen exists in extractable concentrations in Mars' atmosphere.
There is no need to import nitrogen at all because you can extract it in situ.
For a colony sized habitat, the cost of sending the required equipment to do that < cost of sending nitrogen.
This is made even more true given that losses happen, growth happens, and it provides safety and independence.
The extracted nitrogen can be fixed to make fertilizer just like we do here on Earth.
>>10385204
>>10385252
>>10385289
Wasn't a fatwa against going to Mars issued?

[Anonymous No.10385350]

>>10385345
Muslims don't have a pope. Anybody can write a fatwa on anything.

[Anonymous No.10385681]

>>10384952
This is why government regulations exist.

[Anonymous No.10385711]

Huh.. Maybe that was the wrong cable.

[Anonymous No.10385832]

>>10381133
why does everyone keep saying venus would be a tourist trap?
couldnt you technically build Cloud City(from star wars) on venus.

[Anonymous No.10385833]

>>10378339
proud member of the flat mars society. earth is just a illusion projected unto the sky

[Anonymous No.10386237]

>>10385832
Yes, but only for tourism. There are no resources to exploit because no tech can survive the hellscape surface. Mars's criticall benefit is raw minerals to exploit.

[Anonymous No.10386245]

>>10385345
>Muslims can't go to Mars
>because there's no righteous reason to colonize space
>no righteous reason to colonize space
I've never read anything more NPC than that.

[Anonymous No.10386338]

>>10378339
I just got back from crusading and purging all of the Jupiter fags

[Anonymous No.10386392]

>>10386338
Jovians strong! Say no to AI and transhumanism!

[Anonymous No.10386490]

>>10384385
It does look oranger and darker, that pic is from the viking lander which initially had fucked up colour correction. Your larp is safe.

[Anonymous No.10386495]

>>10385832
Some people are so incredibly small minded that they can't conceive of the need to export entire atmospheres worth of nitrogen from one planet to another. Here we are, taking our first steps into the vast vaults of the universe, and people are still finding ways to think inside the box.
In any case the Kuiper belt is a better source of nitrogen than Venus.

[Anonymous No.10386512]

>>10378339
Well I mean, Earth decided to only send highly qualified scientists and astronauts here...

Our population's average IQ is at least 50 points higher than the average on Earth...

What's say we John Galt this S.O.B., then take our superior technology over to Earth, and conquer that mofo. Tired of paying space taxes, and there's no good harbor to dump this freeze dried tea in. We can conquer the whole thing. Mars calls the shots in this solar system, boiiii

[Anonymous No.10386546]

>>10385289
well to be fair talking of a center to the universe is inherently nonsense
i haven't kept up with earth news, did the caliph damage control by going "i-it means center of our observable universe so it's right!" yet?

[Anonymous No.10386770]

>>10378339
>>10378339
Depressed again, no way to finish my prototype FTL engine without strange matter, better to lurk /Mars/ and post meme to distract my attention a little bit.

Maybe I should join the ice miners maybe I could find the strange matters in belt?

[Anonymous No.10386780]

ayo we gots tax whitey on the moon mo bux 4 dem programs and shieeet spehs be keeping us real niggas down

[Anonymous No.10386856]

>>10386495
>3 generations
>exporting entire oceans of fluid to other planets
You can't be this retarded.

[Anonymous No.10386903]

>>10386770
Are you a communalist? If so, do that. If not, you'd be better off over here.

[Anonymous No.10386923]

>>10378339
Hey guys, anyone think Earth is even real?

[Anonymous No.10386924]

>>10386856
Here on Venus we actually get shit done. Unlike you basket cases on Earth, living of UBI and cucking out to the GloboAI on a daily basis. Truly you are a yesterday's men and it is to be hoped that you are the last of your kind.

[Anonymous No.10386932]

>>10386924
>men
Did you just misgender me you shitlord?

[Anonymous No.10386934]

>>10386932
You transmit but all I receive is silliness.

[Anonymous No.10386944]

cringiest thread in a while

[Anonymous No.10387333]

*starts foaming at the mouth*
GEGGEGEGGGE FRAFFECRCRCRFFRR AGHHHHHHHHHHH GE GE GE GE GE GE FE GEEEEEEE
*starts jumping around the room*
Rawwjhwhwhhw NUG NUG NUG NUG NUG NUG NUG
*starts banging on a window*

[Anonymous No.10387477]

>>10382924
I wouldn't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.10387788]

>>10379789
It also has the added benefit of keeping the hounds of tindalos out.

[Anonymous No.10388948]

Why do climatologists say it's getting warmer when this last winter was super cold? They are lying to keep the tax dollars flowing to their stupid mirrors.

[Anonymous No.10389654]

>>10388948
The melting ice caps apparently increased the amount of dust suspended on the atmosphere, which decreased solar power production, leading to cuts in central heating. I'd recommend buying a thick blanket. Shit's comfy as heck.

[Anonymous No.10389818]

>>10389654
>sitting out a global first storm with a blanket
>comfy
You are like little baby. Watch this.

>sitting out dust storm next to homestead RTG radiator fins, sipping on aeroponic tea

[Anonymous No.10389822]

Someone mentioned it earlier. Anyone have a link or instructions for that program that auto-hides posts that are time stamped exactly the light-time distance between Earth and Mars at any given time of the year?

[Anonymous No.10391022]

[Anonymous No.10391061]

>be me
>freshman year undergrad at Mars University
>thanks to the global Mars-Nazi rebellion of 2039-we are now required to take cultural diversity and inclusion courses every semester.
>can't even get a mortgage due to low social reddit score, which replaced the credit score system of the past
>names are now whatever username on reddit your parents gave you-my parents named me 69throwaway69.
>some incel went on another stabbing spree
>can't wait to finish my undergrad in call center studies.

[Anonymous No.10391112]

>>10391061
Wait, is this RPing or is this an actual modern day life story?

[Anonymous No.10391140]

*dies of cancer at 20 years old*

[Anonymous No.10391201]

>Cruising around in my comfy rover
>Getting paid to drive around and scout for resources
>Shits cash yo
>See something strange on the ground
>Get out to inspect it
>It's one of those toy cars that a nation state sent here before the great corporate takeover
>Mars megacorp will shell out millions in bonuses for this find
>Buy myself a sick cliffside apartment in Marineris
>Has a comfy greenhouse to grow weed and blaze up watching the sun come up over the valley
>Tfw made it bros

[Anonymous No.10391257]

>>10391201
>link with it
>last log entry is "batteries low and it's getting dark"

[Anonymous No.10391485]

>ywn visit Earth and get to fly in an airplane
>doomed to ground travel for life

It hurts guys

[Anonymous No.10391508]

>>10391485
>His settlement doesn't have lifting gas airships

Haha poorfag I bet you live in some polar shithole that is only good for shipping ice to chad equatorial settlements. Enjoy drowning when the mirrors go up and we melt that icy bullshit.

[Anonymous No.10391514]

I wish Earth had sent more women than just science autists when first colonising Mars. I want to get laid but there's only like three women in my whole compound and of course they're all sleeping with the Earthlings

[Anonymous No.10391542]

FUCK MARS
FUCK EARTH ALSO

[Anonymous No.10391994]

>>10391485
Are you a poorfag? Just get on a suborbital hopper or catch a rocket plane.
>inb4 cant afford it
Just join up as a prospector. Spend all day in a cozy rover, listening to tunes, earning enough money to set you up for life. Definitely worth the 1% increase in cancer risk.

[Anonymous No.10392083]

>>10391542
As always, rock rats can't meme.

[Anonymous No.10392084]

>>10391112
Probably a mix of both.

[Anonymous No.10392200]

>>10378339
>i'm turning twelve today and had a vasectomy so that means I can fuck girls now! i am getting a nintendo switch mark 6, seven months from now
>the population can't exceed 40 and im too special to reproduce, they say im brave :DDD
>Praise Elon Musk, Carl Sagan and Ben Shapiro :DDD
>h-haha plebeians from Earth actually go outside, while I get to play vidya all day
>p-please don't spoil the ending of that show/game, it's the only thing keeping me alive
>cabin fever today, dad stabbed seven people, maybe they'll reverse my vasectomy :D
>they're preemptively euthanising me DDD:
>Hail LGBTQ+
Wouldn't wanna miss it

[Anonymous No.10392202]

>>10379789
China will likely collapse into bloody death before the decade changes.

[Anonymous No.10392206]

>>10381133
t. homosexuals in this thread
Nobody is fat here in Mercury cuz we burning to death.
Shipment of ice-cold coca cola is 15 months away
Send help

[Anonymous No.10392214]

>>10392200

[Anonymous No.10392217]

>>10392214
this but imagine him being even weaker and pale as fuck from vitamin D deficiency also fat

[Anonymous No.10392227]

>>10392200
>today I accidentally mispronouned Jaxxuline, right now there's no oxygen coming into my room and the door is locked
>what do???
>your broadband physical link is down

[Anonymous No.10392228]

Don't come to the space elevator tomorrow my commie bros

[Anonymous No.10392231]

>>10391257
Rip in peace

[Anonymous No.10392232]

Me grandfather came here because they were giving away land, I appreciate the effort but what value does land have when no one wants to live here?

[Anonymous No.10392234]

>>10391542
Here we go again. Get off this channel space rat!

[Anonymous No.10392267]

>>10392228
Activate Deimos.

[Anonymous No.10393414]

My team of Excavators saw some weird green glowing crypts deep beneath the Uranium mine of X-M41 in Valles Noctis.The power went dead soon after.There was heavy interference in the COMM.This looks like some sort of artifact of Extraterrestrial origin.Should I tell the Mars Patrol or go further investigate it?

[Anonymous No.10393641]

>>10381414
Lol

[Anonymous No.10393696]

>>10385289
That's what the old bible says, not the q'ran

[Anonymous No.10393868]

>>10393641
>>10381414
What's the joke?

[Anonymous No.10393961]

>>10392267
That was Phobos. In a later book they snuck a reactor and mass launchers onto Deimos and made it GTFO before anyone noticed what they had done.

[Anonymous No.10394249]

>>10393868
The deification of elon musk in this little sketch amuses me

[Anonymous No.10394328]

>>10392228
>They killed based Arkady

WHAT THE FUCK BROS, GAS THE EARTHERS SPACE WAR NOW

[Anonymous No.10395055]

>>10379778
LMAO he fell for the centrifuge jew. Have fun with your overtime to pay back your electricity bills to the colony.

[Anonymous No.10395134]

>>10395055
>he doesn't know about fusion energy
what kind of shady knockoff colony is your landlord running you goddamn retard?

[Anonymous No.10395220]

>>10395055
Don't need to when I have a stack of work credits you mother gave me last night.

[Anonymous No.10396327]

>>10394249
Sketch? Deification?

[Anonymous No.10396516]

>>10396327
What are you missing here retard

[Anonymous No.10396625]

patrolling the martian desert almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[Anonymous No.10396658]

>>10396625
>He doesn't enjoy cruising around in his comfy rover on auto and downloading the latest videos from marstube

Reassigned to waste management for insufficient patriotism.

[Anonymous No.10396777]

>>10396516
The context locked in your psychotic noggin.

[Anonymous No.10396979]

>>10378373
This is something I believe 100% will happen. The conspiracy theory will be humans would never live on Mars if a world as resource rich as Earth existed. The retards will say they're either the survivors of a massive extinction event that fled to Mars or that Mars is Earth after humans completely wrecked the ecosystem.

[Anonymous No.10397021]

>>10385289
idiot

[Anonymous No.10397078]

>>10379454
6 Canadians

[Anonymous No.10397083]

My daughter wants to date an Earther. I'm concerned.

[Anonymous No.10397180]

>>10397083
Reminder that filthy earthers get the rope

[Anonymous No.10397644]

>>10397180
Dumb conservatard. We were all Earthers immigrants at one point. Obviously we should open up our borders, streamline or immigration process, and exchange increased immigration quotas with Earth for trade concessions either the United Nations. We've got plenty of craters left to dome.

[Anonymous No.10397743]

>>10385832

I'm sure somebody would be able to make some money off of the nitrogen, so I think Venus would have one city but probably not any more than that.

Not counting orbital habitats that might be there as well.

[Anonymous No.10397749]

>>10378339
>jello larping

[Anonymous No.10397877]

>>10378373
>Earth is a hoax pushed by NASA
Yeah. Earth is a hoax pushed by NASA

NASA said that an Asteroid destroyed Earth.
But there is just a bunch of Asteroids where Earth supposed to be.

The "Earth" photos seem fake as fuck. It's CGI.
I can't believe that a planet with so much water could exist.
Obviously Fake. Look at this photo of the supposed "impact".

Clearly a hoax CGI, pushed by Old ass Zoomers who worship Elon Christ.

>>10397749 >>10397743 >>10397644 >>10397180 >>10397083

[Anonymous No.10398111]

>>10397743
>exporting nitrogen meme
Exorbitantly expenses even by interplanetary civilization standards. It would be like shipping Antarctic ice to Las Vegas to allow them keep their fountains and gold courses running. It doesn't matter that Antarctica has lots of unused fresh water. It would be cheaper to buy it from literally anywhere else that wants fresh water slightly less than Las Vegas.

It would be far cheaper just to get it from Earth. We wouldn't even be able to make an appreciable dent in Earth's atmospheric nitrogen until Mars is well on it's way to be considered fully terraformed, which surely wouldn't be the case in a mere three generations.

[Anonymous No.10398117]

>>10397749
>>10380464
>>10379188
>>10378374
>four posts using the same non-meme
Please stop spamming and/or samefagging.

[Anonymous No.10398196]

>>10378339
Earth doesnt really exist, man. Mars is flat, MASA is lying to you.

[Anonymous No.10398377]

>>10398111
>Exorbitantly expenses even by interplanetary civilization standards

Fusion powered mass drivers.

[Anonymous No.10398859]

This terraforming shit takes forever, eh?

[Anonymous No.10398908]

>>10398859

It's sure a long-term process with a big payoff. Just doing it enough to let us land on Venus surface is worth it.

Unless you are talking about Mars lol.

[Anonymous No.10398957]

>>10392267

[Anonymous No.10400075]

>>10398859
Just 50 more years.

[Anonymous No.10400079]

>>10398117
Welcome to /sci/.

[Anonymous No.10400080]

>>10392228
I'm glad I dropped this shit. It was so terrible in all respects from science to human psychology.

[Anonymous No.10400139]

>>10400079
Yes, /sci/, not /tv/. Stop forcing your shitty, nonsensical meme like ayy lmao on Tumblr.

[Anonymous No.10400141]

>>10400080
Hey, fuck you too, buddy. Red Mars and Green Mars were amazing books.

[Anonymous No.10400181]

>poop reprocessing malfunction again
>the whole hab reeks of shit and ammonia

Remind me again why are we obeying the mudball "Pristine Environment Protection Act" and not just dumping the waste outside like in the good early days. Why doesn't anyone notice these laws are being put in place so development is halted and the colonies die? They are already considering banning local water usage, does it really has to go that far before you retards wake up and realize these authoritarian bastards only want to ruin us?

[Anonymous No.10400252]

>>10400181
Nitrogen ain't free. Every shit you don't recycle is another ducket to the Earth for nitrogen imports.

[Anonymous No.10400271]

>>10382924
>>10383951
>>10384952
>>>/x/

[Anonymous No.10400276]

>>10400139
>nonsensical meme

Seems you are new. Lack of good gravity on Mars is thought to contribute to babies, born on Mars, not being able to form a proper solid skeletal system and as such will be like Jello blobs. Hence this >>10382661 webm and "jello babies" meme.

[Anonymous No.10400291]

>>10400276
>is thought...
No one cares about your mere speculations.

[Anonymous No.10400704]

>>10400291
>i'm not new i swear

lol

[Anonymous No.10401336]

>>10400276
Except we have no evidence of the effects of low gravity, and no way to interpolate between the two data points we do have because we have no idea what type of curve to fit to the effects.
Jello babies is a brainlet meme when not applied to micro-g colonies.

[Anonymous No.10401372]

>>10401336
>t. future jello baby parent

[Anonymous No.10401698]

>>10378339
I fucking hate base humans and I fucking hate bird people, if you're not a cat person you can literally kill yourself

[Anonymous No.10402342]

>>10400704
>>10401372
>haha ur new, that is my argument, ur new
This board has gone down the shitter since 2011.

[Anonymous No.10403888]

Why even build a base there

[Anonymous No.10403903]

>>10403888
a nuclear bunker.

[Anonymous No.10403907]

>>10379326
>Mars colony

[Anonymous No.10403930]

>>10402342
This website is known for memes. You'll never stop that, kid. If you are looking to talk about actual science, this has never been and will never be the place do to that. Especially, in a LARP thread, "ITT: larp as the 3rd generation of the Mars colony."

[Anonymous No.10404303]

>>10402342
Yeah the constant EK and Harriet attentionwhoring fueled by teenage autist really gave the board that pristine intellectual quality.
Fuck off newfag.

[Anonymous No.10404712]

>>10403930
>>10404303
First off, I've been here since day 3. Second, I can't believe this is not samefaggotry. There can't be two people this proud about being this stupid.

[Anonymous No.10405339]

>>10378339
>t. martians

[Anonymous No.10405368]

>>10378339
oof ouch my bones hurt a lot

[Anonymous No.10406354]

>>10405339
>he is still trying to force his meme
Sad!

[Anonymous No.10406584]

>>10384044
I couldn't afford my monthly heating subscription, because they said I didn't spin the Martian hamster wheel enough.