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>Why yes I majored in computer science. How could you tell?

>> No.10371365

kek haha funneh post

>> No.10371366

>tfw I earn more than any other major
>tfw mathfags, physicist, engies, etc. are seething with envy
Its a good feel. You guys wouldn't understand.

>> No.10371368

>>10371366
kek that's right can confirm as a cs mahjor

>> No.10371371

>>10371360
>How could you tell
Well, you are sucking my dick for money for one thing

>> No.10371372

>>10371360
I know you're memeing, but this is actually true in some sense. Computer Science is decently-paying field that doesn't need very high IQ or much studying, hence it attracts Chads. In Physics/math/chemistry you need to be a nerd who studies all day.

>> No.10371373

>>10371372
This

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>>10371360
>How could you tell?

The smell of stale urine.

>> No.10371542

>>10371372
>cs attracts chads now
Since fucking when lmao, the cs department at my uni is filled with weeb autistic virgins

>> No.10372011

>>10371360
Generic lame wanna be r/programhumor quotes t-shirt and same whatsapp status.

>> No.10372135

>>10371360
I can tell because you're the IT manager. I didn't call you over to have a chat, I called you over to fix my printer so get to it!

>> No.10372206

>>10372135
Y-y-yes s-s-sir.

>> No.10372210

>>10371360
>actually thinking women are attracted to this

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>>10372210
>implying men aren't attracted to this

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>>10371372
>chemistry

>> No.10372242

>>10372210
>implying they aren't
Do you want some salt with that cope?

>> No.10372297

>>10371542
What university do you fucking go to? Have you really never heard of the term brogrammer? CS is the STEM version of a communications degree and attracts people who want a job but want to fuck around in college, therefore attracts chads- at the very least brads.

>> No.10372416

>>10372210
Not all women are into this but the ones that are are really into it. Also, the girls that are super into /fit/ men are 90% hot/fit themselves. Actually. I would say almost all women want to be savagely fucked by guys like this and then go back to their beta cuck providers

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10372438

I make 145k doing devops stuff 100% remote.

Also make 120k doing architecture stuff with Google cloud in an office

TFW when I make over a quarter million by do two jobs at once.

The twist: my IQ is measured at 145 and all I have is CS degree. I did the whole thing while working full time as a programmer.

>> No.10372538

>>10372438
I’ve been working as an associate dev at a bank for 6 months, how do I get a 100% remote job? I wanna live cheaply in the countryside or move to thailand or something badass

>> No.10372543

>>10372210
He is in fact a digital composite created by a female digital artist as her sort of ideal man.

>> No.10372555

>>10372297
Thing is, there is a lot of demand to get a CS degree because it pays so well, so academic requirements for entry are much higher than any other department, especially at schools with good CS departments.

And while a lot of the content may not be inherently particularly mathematically deep or difficult, a lot of good CS schools require a lot of crueling (easy but long) busywork for assignments and such.

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10372592

Oh, indeed I am a physics major. How could you guess?

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10372598

>one day, i will major in math

>> No.10372600

>>10371372
>Physics/math/chemistry
Dumb chemist detected

>> No.10372673

>>10371372
Is that the case in the US? CS has a failing rate above 70% and a drop out rate around 60% in Germany. It is treated like physics or any other STEM subject when it comes to the requirement.

>> No.10372891

>>10371360
I would say CSfags are people who physical look like nerds but don't have the brains of a nerd so to cope with that they choose a subject that is """related""" to high IQ subjects. Engineers are the chad ones

>> No.10373098

>>10372538

You just have to look for them. The thing is they may typically have much more intensive interviews over video and screen sharing and make you do things on the spot. I had to break into a server and get some data in 30 mins on my first interview out of 5 of them and it was a complete surprise. They said it would be an HR interview lol.

If you are a developer you'd probably have to code some program or algorithms on the spot. None of the whiteboarding or psuedocode stuff.

Usually they look for people that have 8 plus years experience and are very reliable.

>> No.10373145

>>10372555
>CS degree because it pays so well
No, programming pays well and brainlets see cs as the easiest and laziest way of getting their foot in the door.

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>>10371360
Biomedical Engineering

>> No.10373734

This bitch literally called me a "compy" when I said I'm a CS major. The fuck?

>> No.10373741

>>10371360

There were several buff muscular chads in my c++ class.

>> No.10373757

>>10372438
how did you learn devops? Do your employers know you're working two jobs at once? How do you plan on putting them on your resume once you decide to move on?

>> No.10373900

>>10372600
>>10372235
Im glad its not just Engineering and CS that gets trashed on this subreddit

>> No.10373907

>>10373757
not that dude, but ive seen people who did a job that could be considered 'remote' and office job (full time) putting them both on resumes
or you can just omit what you did on that job if its not related to your new job

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>>10373900
They're a pecking order

>> No.10373944

>>10373934
Im very tempted to go live as a hermit priest after i finish my CS degree, sounds comfy

>> No.10375678

>>10371360
Hey faggots delete this too selective cunts.

>> No.10375683

Because you are fat unemployed and cannot do Basic math

>> No.10375746

>>10371360
You have that picture stored on your computer, that's how.

>> No.10375751

>>10371360
>>Why yes I majored in computer science. How could you tell?
you and everyone else, good luck getting that job with 85,000 other CS graduates this year

>> No.10376009

>>10373741
Those were engineers.

>> No.10376379

>>10376009
Nah, honestly there's a lot of shallow assholes who think compsci is a free ride to lots of money, so they hit the gym as much as possible and skirt by in comp. They are in for a rude awakening when they realize they are competing with autistic genius coders who have been programming since 10, and pajeets who made it out of the slums on sheer freak brainpower alone

>> No.10376396

>>10371360
>How could you tell?
Being a filthy fraud was a tip-off

>> No.10377935

>>10372673
cs is not the same in europe as it is in america, generally speaking (if this site is anything to go by)
the vast majority of critisms of cs people on this site make just aren't valid for uk/european cs courses assuming the uni is decent

>> No.10377952

>>10371372
>Computer Science is decently-paying field that doesn't need very high IQ or much studying

please try to pass algorithms or data structures class without studying

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>>10377952
Algorithms was easy. I only went to the first lecture, had a single assignment where I had to implement jarvis march and graham scan, then did an all nighter before the final exam and scraped by.
>thinking grades matters in this field
LMFAO

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