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/sci/ Humor Thread Anonymous Mon Jan 28 04:38:23 2019 No.10334871 [Reply] [Original]

[math]\text{/sci/ humor thread}[/math]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 04:41:56 2019 No.10334880 File: 156 KB, 690x388, 8zbch8zhf8c11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 04:49:36 2019 No.10334889 [math] \dfrac{z-1}{3} = \dfrac{8}{z+1} \\ \\ \begin{cases} z - 1 = 8 \\ z + 1 = 3 \end{cases} \\ \\ 2z = 11 \\ z = 5.5 [/math]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 04:50:42 2019 No.10334890 File: 35 KB, 758x540, wang-theory.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 04:58:40 2019 No.10334905 File: 574 KB, 1321x1238, 1536103487287.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10334899

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 05:00:21 2019 No.10334908 File: 52 KB, 850x716, 1333135032625.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10334871 [math]\color{green}{\text{you should be able to solve this}}[/math]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 05:25:46 2019 No.10334936 >>10334890 Cringe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 05:32:42 2019 No.10334940 File: 203 KB, 500x694, 1491799728721.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10334936

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 05:42:30 2019 No.10334946 >>10334882 damn xD

Anonymous Mon Jan 28 05:46:58 2019 No.10334953
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>in the university lab manipulating bacteriophage lambda with a type 2 restriction enzyme
>put my eppendorf tubes into the centrifuge
>slouch down on my stool and yell "YO THIS NIGGA BOUT TO SPIN FAST AS FUCK"
>everyone laughs
>lab technician sucks his teeth and says "You aight, white boy"
>hear "he cute" from one of the undergraduates

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 06:54:53 2019 No.10335061 File: 111 KB, 1024x1024, 1547181897769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 07:09:45 2019 No.10335082 >>10334883 >implying the standard model came first and then gravity was put on top of it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 07:18:49 2019 No.10335094 >>10335061 funniest post

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 07:24:17 2019 No.10335103 >>10334910 The solution to this is that there is no reason the correct answer to the question must be one of the options. Imagine if the options were: a) dog b) 7 c) 15% 4) boipucci

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 07:26:33 2019 No.10335110 >>10335061 >tinder picture >irl

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 08:55:02 2019 No.10335233 >>10335103 But boipucci is always the right anwser?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 09:01:25 2019 No.10335242 File: 21 KB, 865x365, 1521214737101.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hopefully this doesn't derail to a complete pol thread again

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 09:40:03 2019 No.10335303 >>10334905 yikes

>>	Tuba Jam Mon Jan 28 10:00:07 2019 No.10335342 >>10335242 what is the story behind that?

>>	Tuba Jam Mon Jan 28 10:01:12 2019 No.10335345 File: 1.87 MB, 426x426, erase_board.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10335293

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 10:04:07 2019 No.10335357 >>10335342 have you even attempted to read the abstract?

>>	Tuba Jam Mon Jan 28 10:10:53 2019 No.10335375 >>10335357 I found the paper here: https://arxiv.org/pdf/math/0402345.pdf and an explanations for the significance of the trivial statement: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monstrous_moonshine#Origin_of_the_term

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 10:18:36 2019 No.10335392 File: 181 KB, 1000x670, different_integrals.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10334871

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 10:26:26 2019 No.10335411 >>10335242 Even the term "monstrous moonshine" doesn't look like proper mathematics

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 11:35:55 2019 No.10335617 >>10335392 >Snake charmer Lost

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 14:29:48 2019 No.10336066 File: 195 KB, 1650x1050, 1471143306409.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 14:36:16 2019 No.10336079 >>10334880 this one has depth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 14:51:55 2019 No.10336129 >>10334953 Based!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 15:29:46 2019 No.10336220 /sci/ humour is fucking autistic and cringy af. Fucking nerds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 28 17:14:34 2019 No.10336576 File: 14 KB, 530x391, 1485492911357.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10336220 Are you seeking validation? Can I suck your dick?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 08:23:59 2019 No.10338300 >>10334889 my eyes

Anonymous Tue Jan 29 10:05:40 2019 No.10338486
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[math]\mathbb{\color{#da2121}{\mathbb{PH}}\color{#da2121}{\mathbb{EN}}\color{#da2121}{\mathbb{OT}}\color{#da2121}{\mathbb{YP}}\color{#da2121}{\mathbb{E}}
}[/math]
https://youtu.be/3nJBF_H56Oc

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 10:11:11 2019 No.10338497 >>10335242 Terry Gannon is hilarious, I've met him a few times

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 10:24:00 2019 No.10338532 >>10336220 which one do you need explained? also what are you doing here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 10:31:56 2019 No.10338557 >>10338271 This is a good one

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 10:57:09 2019 No.10338606 >>10338271 This is a good one

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 10:58:11 2019 No.10338611 >>10338557 >>10338606 Fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 11:47:19 2019 No.10338706 File: 3.10 MB, 3664x2844, 1548294753975.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Tuba Jam Tue Jan 29 11:57:22 2019 No.10338730 File: 75 KB, 592x379, algebraic_topologist.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 12:04:32 2019 No.10338757 this thread isn't funny stop posting reddit humor

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 23:35:54 2019 No.10340721 >>10334908 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borwein_integral

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 29 23:55:36 2019 No.10340752 >>10334910 clearly 50%, you're either correct or you aren't

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 00:06:59 2019 No.10340775 >>10338706 This isn’t even hard. The lift is generated by air resistance which counteracts the weight of the flies. The air pressure will vary obviously, but the flies do not contribute any weight to the scale. 1 kg easy peasy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 00:15:53 2019 No.10340788 >>10335103 But if none of them are the correct answer, than no matter what you choose, you will be wrong, giving you a 0% chance of being right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 00:22:37 2019 No.10340802 >>10334940 This is underrated

Anonymous Wed Jan 30 00:33:23 2019 No.10340816

>>10338706
tfw shit at free body diagrams and constant trolling makes it impossible for me to tell. I'm going to have to catch 0.5 kilograms of flies and test this. My guess is 1.5 kilograms. It shouldn't be any different than if the air was water and we took out the weight of the water, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 00:41:04 2019 No.10340834 >>10334882 Fucking lol it actually works, based and redpilled

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 01:38:28 2019 No.10340939 File: 51 KB, 512x764, math.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10334882 KEK

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 02:31:48 2019 No.10341016 >>10335342 >>10335345 >>10335375 >>10338730 Namefag

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 03:38:24 2019 No.10341117 >>10340775 lurk more

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 03:50:38 2019 No.10341138 >>10334953 I want more humor like this at work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 05:55:16 2019 No.10341254 >>10338706 It should be 1.5. I imagine it as basically a fly-powered jet engine with a thrust of ~5N. ~10N from the jar and ~5N from the thrust and it's 1.5kg >inb4 implying g is 10

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 06:10:55 2019 No.10341277 File: 590 KB, 720x811, received_282357712449168.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 06:25:11 2019 No.10341297 >>10341277 But there is a bijection between N and N×N? Reals are shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 06:25:28 2019 No.10341298 >>10341277 But there is a bijection between N and N×N? Reals are shit

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 09:53:01 2019 No.10341613 >>10340939 I unironically did something similar to the third one last year.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 13:42:38 2019 No.10342208 >>10334905 He seems like an annoying prick. the fact that he advertises "I'm social for people of this major" shows he thinks he's above people. I fucking hate people like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 13:52:25 2019 No.10342249 >>10342208 t. someone not of that major

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 13:56:29 2019 No.10342261 File: 119 KB, 661x953, portal threads.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Every time.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 14:10:40 2019 No.10342297 >>10335289 I've always wondered, and this might out me as a retard, but what is [math]\left[ \frac{i}{2\pi} \; tr \Omega \right ][/math] used for?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 14:11:00 2019 No.10342300 File: 695 KB, 2598x1228, B1F1B303-14D4-41F2-ABAC-31009F7E0F68.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10334871 >>10342294 Female sheboons as token DIEversity Lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 14:14:18 2019 No.10342313 >>10342300 >>10342294 Name?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 14:19:11 2019 No.10342330 >>10342313 Awww shit I forgot to save the other pic where it showed her name. I don’t know, I’m sure someone in this thread does.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 14:38:30 2019 No.10342378 >>10342313 >>10342330 Here you go https://www.theliberatedmathematician.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/PiperThesisPostPrint.pdf

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 14:39:09 2019 No.10342382 File: 676 KB, 2074x1549, 1486966123847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 14:40:18 2019 No.10342384 >>10342294 >>10342300 >>10342313 >>10342330 why have we not had any threads about her? this should be a much more active meme. so funny, not Bog level but still funny

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 14:41:22 2019 No.10342389 >>10342378 >theliberatedmathematician lols thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 14:44:41 2019 No.10342394 >>10342300 >defining the things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 14:47:22 2019 No.10342406 >>10342378 Damn Manjul Bhargawa is her adviser.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 14:54:07 2019 No.10342430 >>10342208 Nah, he's just realistic, CS students are not social. t. CS major

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 14:56:50 2019 No.10342441 >>10342384 Can some mathematician explain her to me and why her thesis is brainlet tier and plagiarized? T. Currently math ignorant

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 15:02:46 2019 No.10342464 >>10341613 Engineer?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 15:04:43 2019 No.10342473 >>10342441 No one is saying her thesis is brainlet tier and plagiarized. We're making fun of her for putting a cartoon on her thesis, not knowing what's a pfaffian, copy-pasting examples from wikipedia and for the feminist shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 15:06:52 2019 No.10342479 >>10342473 plus her thesis reads like an informal silly blogpost; if i were her advisor i would have definitely told her “please write this in a more professional tone”

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 15:08:50 2019 No.10342486 >>10342294 If you're going to misrepresent something, then don't include the original source with the correct version next time

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 15:22:40 2019 No.10342525 >>10342297 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chern_class

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 15:28:13 2019 No.10342540 >>10342525 thanks babe

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 15:54:47 2019 No.10342619 File: 2.17 MB, 2272x4452, 0B2B18CD-5B43-4339-A6D5-C85155FDF1D2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 16:19:15 2019 No.10342692 >>10342619 that's just weird bro

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 18:26:04 2019 No.10343088 >>10341297 >>10341298 >>10341277 there is a surjection (in fact, bijection) by a simple cardinality argument. The real mindfuck is that there's a constructive continuous bijection.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 18:28:55 2019 No.10343097 >>10342384 ???????????????? We've had hundreds of those threads. Just because you're new to this webpage does not mean she hasn't been memed to death already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 19:30:56 2019 No.10343249 >>10343088 You mean taking Hilbert's curve and extruding it over the [math]n\,-\,1[/math] remaining dimensions? That's trivial, hon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 19:37:11 2019 No.10343267 >>10343249 so trivial only a top mathematician found it in the late 19th century, sure. Nobody had even conceived that R^2 had the same cardinality as R some 30 years before that...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 19:39:02 2019 No.10343270 >>10342482 Samefagging

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 19:40:14 2019 No.10343272 >>10343249 >Hilbert's curve Nice overkill. >applies the meme digit bijection >>10343267 Nah, people assumed everything had the same cardinality.

>>	Tuba Jam Wed Jan 30 19:41:04 2019 No.10343274 File: 488 KB, 1680x1050, analysis_books_boomer_zoomer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10342619 not science or math

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 19:50:06 2019 No.10343289 File: 153 KB, 2500x1250, qwe_download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fresh OC coming through.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 19:51:10 2019 No.10343294 File: 387 KB, 2103x1250, qwe_download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10343289 My bad, it hadn't overwritten yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 19:56:00 2019 No.10343303 >>10343274 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 19:56:31 2019 No.10343305 >>10342619 How did I lose that thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 19:59:41 2019 No.10343316 >>10343088 >>10343249 >>10343272 Brainlets, space filling curves are not injective so can't be bijective

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 20:07:47 2019 No.10343331 >>10341305 this picture might be seen as joke but nofap really makes you into god.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 20:15:28 2019 No.10343349 >>10335103 Correct. . . Sort of. 0% is the correct answer. Its a statement that is true but not provable (assuming the system is consistent, i.e. has a correct answer).

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 30 21:04:07 2019 No.10343462 >>10342261 you forgot >drop a hoola hoop over head >don't shoot out the other side

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 03:36:12 2019 No.10344183 File: 32 KB, 355x342, mathsofatyo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hio

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 03:52:53 2019 No.10344229 24

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 04:44:28 2019 No.10344330 File: 142 KB, 703x1024, 1542041133360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10334871 Since no one has posted it yet

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 05:15:38 2019 No.10344371 >>10338706 It's clearly a dynamic system with no definitive answer. The mass on the scale will read anywhere from 1 to 1.5kg depending on whether or not the flies are in flight, or at rest on the jar.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 05:33:29 2019 No.10344394 >>10335392 I think the ones on the bottom row are looking at me?

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 06:20:48 2019 No.10344455 >>10342619 I've never seen more retarded shit on this website than during my /fit/ time

Anonymous Thu Jan 31 07:17:22 2019 No.10344523

>>10342479
>if i were her advisor i would have definitely told her “please write this in a more professional tone”
Then you would have been fired under grounds of sexual harassment, sexism and racism. Then she would have gotten a wsj article about how she fought and defeated the rampant discrimination and sexual harassment that keep academia a boy's club while you're forever in disgrace tutoring highschoolers because no university will take you.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 12:30:14 2019 No.10345062 >>10343294 its shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 12:38:04 2019 No.10345082 File: 34 KB, 716x240, 1535008897102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 12:59:03 2019 No.10345130 File: 255 KB, 640x585, 1521991971233.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10334896 I love these

>>	Tuba Jam Thu Jan 31 13:30:52 2019 No.10345193 File: 731 KB, 1365x742, numberphile3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10345130 I have one

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 13:45:51 2019 No.10345235 >>10340816 For that analogy to make sense the scale would also have to be under water, or in a vacuum

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 14:03:57 2019 No.10345271 >>10345193 Does anyone know what fonts youtube uses for the texts? I feel like making one right now...

Tuba Jam Thu Jan 31 14:08:29 2019 No.10345276

>>10345271
press control+D. In the url field, delete the url and put in this:

javascript:document.body.contentEditable = 'true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0

then make the title whatever you want and save it to you bookmarks bar. When you're on the webpage you want to edit, click the bookmark.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 15:05:23 2019 No.10345419 File: 595 KB, 1005x599, numberphile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10345193 Nice

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 15:10:47 2019 No.10345434 File: 80 KB, 780x473, veritasium.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 15:30:48 2019 No.10345480 File: 1.11 MB, 1905x932, Pidophile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10345276 Quality is shit with snipping tool but still...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 15:33:19 2019 No.10345489 >>10345480 k guess its better than it looked in photoshop...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:14:37 2019 No.10345594 File: 110 KB, 854x960, Dank+science+meme+comp_1e562f_6141466.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:38:23 2019 No.10345647 File: 744 KB, 1299x872, numberphile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10345130 Dumping

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:39:27 2019 No.10345650 File: 120 KB, 960x598, vsauce allah.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10345647

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:40:36 2019 No.10345653 File: 64 KB, 766x577, vsauce rape.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10345650

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:41:39 2019 No.10345657 File: 895 KB, 1066x801, vsauce terrorist.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10345653

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:43:21 2019 No.10345662 File: 68 KB, 1080x810, vsauce jew.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10345130 Better quality

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 16:57:26 2019 No.10345687 File: 865 KB, 1420x946, lebesgue.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can some one post the Stephen Wolfram quote: "everything has a probability of 1/2 it either happens or it doesn't"

>>	Tuba Jam Thu Jan 31 17:02:26 2019 No.10345700 File: 301 KB, 784x656, probability.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10345687 I gotchu Or maybe I don't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 17:12:17 2019 No.10345731 >>10345605 I really wish you could bend reality by just saying equations.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 18:08:11 2019 No.10345875 >>10334899 I can't breathe

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 18:13:18 2019 No.10345895 File: 22 KB, 1288x305, derivando.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10345193 we need more of these

>>	Tuba Jam Thu Jan 31 18:20:01 2019 No.10345913 File: 89 KB, 1331x398, biology_calculus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10345895 unfortunately I'm out, all the ones that I have have already been posted.

>>	Tuba Jam Thu Jan 31 18:21:03 2019 No.10345915 File: 286 KB, 1920x1080, calabi_yau_manifold_chess.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10345594

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 18:36:35 2019 No.10345949 >>10345913 I'm not big brained enough to get this joke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 18:43:35 2019 No.10345957 >>10345949 One word... integrals.The article says that they are trying to come up with a technique to calculate the area, when the integral has existed for a long time now, leading to the fact that these biologists are fucking morons.

>>	Tuba Jam Thu Jan 31 18:46:43 2019 No.10345964 File: 742 KB, 2752x4342, cs_interviews.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10345957 more insults:

>>	Reddit Exterminator Thu Jan 31 19:27:57 2019 No.10346064 >>10335342 >>10335345 >>10335375 >>10338730 >>10343274 >>10345193 >>10345276 >>10345700 >>10345913 >>10345915 >>10345964 >Hurr Durr I got so much 4chan karma N a m e f a g

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 19:54:59 2019 No.10346131 >>10334908 Trivial via equivalence to convolution

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 21:03:12 2019 No.10346302 >>10345480 this was good. thanks. saved

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 22:53:18 2019 No.10346566 >>10345964 This is killing me. Why do so many of them use x>=y?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 22:55:12 2019 No.10346571 File: 73 KB, 360x1024, q93buggw42r01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Jan 31 22:55:54 2019 No.10346573

>>10345964
>This is my first time using it!
Fucking killed me. Holy shit. This reminds me so much of the people at my uni trying to get degrees in comp sci. Barely any of them have any experience in coding whatsoever and just think that being excited about a possible position will grant them the position.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 22:56:37 2019 No.10346576 >>10346571 >Newton using Lagrange's notation

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 23:48:37 2019 No.10346662 >>10334886 i can't tell if this is making fun of grothendieck or the unibomber.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 23:49:02 2019 No.10346663 File: 244 KB, 448x582, sphere.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 31 23:58:09 2019 No.10346686 File: 22 KB, 571x553, 1534871291532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 00:02:18 2019 No.10346695 >>10334882 So clever, you'd swear it was out of the orient.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 00:07:21 2019 No.10346704 >>10346695 >orient elaborate? >tfw. "'oriental' is considered racist"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 00:36:28 2019 No.10346780 File: 184 KB, 497x480, 1509564298492.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10346663 that edit makes me cringe

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 00:53:40 2019 No.10346830 >>10334940 >b-b-b-but you can't know for sure!!! How does anyone think this is a point?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 01:01:28 2019 No.10346852 >>10335293

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 01:13:26 2019 No.10346880 >>10346064 Nobody cares about him as much as you do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 09:53:47 2019 No.10347741 >>10346880 Thanks for removing your tripcode. Carry on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 11:09:41 2019 No.10347898 >>10345053 not entirely true, I've woken up several times with new mathematical insights from my dreams

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 13:31:19 2019 No.10348242 File: 23 KB, 600x400, 2A9F063F-9667-4BCD-9FEE-B62AB7A860EB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10345480 >4 dimensional STD

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 13:35:54 2019 No.10348256 >>10345480 Good job

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 13:38:02 2019 No.10348261 >>10346880 i report him all the time and wince when i see his posts

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 13:50:34 2019 No.10348302 >>10347741 Based newfag not knowing what a trip is. >>10348261 Based retard announcing reports.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 13:50:41 2019 No.10348304 >>10342464 Nah, econ

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 13:52:41 2019 No.10348310 >>10348302 thank you based midwit >>10348304 Ouch!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 13:57:16 2019 No.10348329 >>10348310 >Ouch! Yeah, I felt like an idiot for months. I still cringe little bit when I think that my professor actually saw that atrocity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 15:18:58 2019 No.10348552 >>10347898 ive dreamt incorrect things about math I'll read something on wikipedia and dream about learning about it in class and its nonsensical

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 16:00:00 2019 No.10348644 >>10348552 I do this too, where the math makes perfect in my dream and when I wake up I realize it's nonsense

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 17:14:31 2019 No.10348819 >>10340775 brainlet

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 19:31:39 2019 No.10349132 >>10347741 >Defending a tripfag

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 19:40:44 2019 No.10349164 File: 341 KB, 480x822, mpput0pd3ubz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 19:57:47 2019 No.10349233 >>10349132 >being a retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 20:01:37 2019 No.10349248 >>10349233 >Defending a defense tripcode fedender I pity you anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 20:04:53 2019 No.10349261 >>10349248 see >>10349233

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 20:12:30 2019 No.10349278 >>10349132 >>10349248 That's not a trip, retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 22:04:43 2019 No.10349489 >>10344387 this joke is for brainlets like me

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 02:56:41 2019 No.10350021 >>10349261 >>10349278 Fuck you idot I'm not rarted. And fuck you tripfag

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 14:14:46 2019 No.10351104 File: 51 KB, 420x290, engineering student's term project.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10345964 sauce? I feel like there's gotta be more of this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 15:02:00 2019 No.10351233 >>10345964 >why is the answer a double? >because it needs to store the value taken from 2 variables I flat out don’t believe this shit. I don’t understand how people with so much supposed experience could be this misguided

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 15:04:27 2019 No.10351241 >>10349278 >>10348302 Thesis: a large number of semi-newfags believe calling namefags tripfags is a meme.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 15:17:36 2019 No.10351298 >>10345964 can someone explain this? are coders really this stupid/tangled? i just barely know a little bit about python and java and I can think of real solutions to all of these

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 17:40:38 2019 No.10351809 >>10334882 >being this fucking woke congrats that image is weaponized autism used for good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 17:47:26 2019 No.10351836 >>10351104 What's that double line symbol?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 18:00:24 2019 No.10351894 >>10342300 It's perfectly fine to copy a non-essential topic from another source. You got me wondering about your thesis, anon. Did you write one? Or did you drop out, get fat and started browsing 4chan a teeny bit too often? :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 18:01:27 2019 No.10351903 >>10342384 >a nigger >a woman >CHECK THIS OUT YOU GUYSE XD

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 18:03:58 2019 No.10351912 File: 2.69 MB, 1486x1080, lololol.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10335061 >>10335110

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 18:04:00 2019 No.10351913 >>10351903 no seriously, read some chunks of her thesis, it's like a parody of what a thesis should read like

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 18:55:05 2019 No.10352109 >>10351836 11

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 18:56:08 2019 No.10352117 >>10351809 i want reddit to leave

Anonymous Sat Feb 2 18:59:46 2019 No.10352128

>>10335411
It's one of the most evil parts of mathematics, I am not even joking. The Monster group is fucking shit and on this annoying edge of barely being human comprehensible and barely practically machine computable. This is part of why a lot of the results are so bass ackwards in how they've developed, by luck someone has glimpsed something weird and after the fact realised what the mathematics and meaning of the thing they've glimpsed is.

The sporadic finite groups thing is about the same.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 19:16:01 2019 No.10352185 >>10352128 What is "evil" about this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 19:39:16 2019 No.10352259 >>10345949 Biologytard missed calc 1.

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