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Engineers are to scientists as nurses are to doctors

Scientists are to mathematicians as doctors are to surgeons

>> No.10331173

>>10331165
Mathematics/computation ⊋ Physics/chemistry
Engineering is just applied physics which is a subcategory of mathematics/computation. Your analogy doesn't make sense.

>> No.10331177

Mathematicians are to computers what shovels are to backhos

>> No.10331182

>>10331165
Surgeons are mechanics that work on humans.
Doctors are engineers that work on humans.
Biologists are researchers that work on humans.

>> No.10331186

Engineering and Pure Math reporting in. What's my medical equivalent?

>> No.10331198

>>10331182

> doctors are engineers
LOL

>>10331165

100% correct

>> No.10331208

>>10331165
Actually I would say engineers are below nurse tier, I would say they are to paramedics

>> No.10331230

brainlet here

i dont get it, arent all doctors also surgeons?
or is that only in like the rest of the entire world?

>> No.10331234

>>10331230

yes, both surgeons and non surgeons go through med school (usually 6 years) , then they add additional 6-10 years for their residency , which splits surgeons and other non surgeons

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id say engineers are like the nurse assistant that wipes my ass after I shit the bed from my Crohn's flare, teehee. :)

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>>10331173

>> No.10331263

>>10331260
You're a retard

>> No.10331265

>>10331165
>Engineers are to scientists as nurses are to doctors

one of those professions isn't legally defined, guess which one it is?

>> No.10331283

>>10331165
That sounds pretty accurate. Nurses are the people that have the practical skills and experience, doctors have the broad knowledge and research skills, surgeons have an intimate understanding of the mechanical underpinnings, everyone works together.

>> No.10331289

>>10331182
Doctors are certified drug dealers and scam artists.

>> No.10331295

Yeah good one neckbeard

>> No.10331329

>>10331295
You know OP is right when engineers are seething this much

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>> No.10331383

>>10331365
>Epistemologist crushed under the weight of even a comedic representation of other fields
10/10

>> No.10331839

>>10331383
kek

>> No.10331866

>>10331365
>Mathematician is represented by a female
Kek

>> No.10331878

>>10331165
Electrician : Electrical Engineer
Mechanic : Mechanical Engineer
Plumber : Chemical Engineer
Financier : Economist
Potter : Material Scientist
Computer Scientist : Computer Engineer

>> No.10331885

>>10331878
Script Kiddie : Cracker
Physicist : Mathematician
Farmer : Agricultural Engineer

>> No.10331905

>>10331289
>he hasn't heard of material science

>> No.10331930

>>10331186
An abomination