Why is smoking weed so much fun?

[Anonymous No.10327668]

inb4
>lmao dude weed 420 blaze it

[Anonymous No.10327674]

>>10327668
cuz, like, maaan, its from the earth, you know?
*bubble bubble bubble*
like, it's
*COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH*
like you're taking the EARTH into like your MIND man, it's like spiritual bro but like mother NATURE bro, she like cradles you in her arms maaaannnn

[Anonymous No.10327696]

>>10327674
*coughs* ehhh it’s like uhm you but more you like you are more yourself then usually haha u kno what I mean

[Anonymous No.10328274]

>>10327668
because its an entheogen and also sparks the good circuits in your brain like happiness, peace and creativity. its a break from everyday humdrum

[Anonymous No.10329560]

Any advice of how I can only smoke once a week or once a month?

[Anonymous No.10329633]

It's literally God in plant form.

/thread

[Anonymous No.10329667]

>>10327668
I've got a question for any of you IQ chads who might be familiar with the studies on it. Making bad decisions is my forté, and I started smoking weed in adolescence (17), smoking on and off for 5 years , self treating my depression. Anyway, when I first started, there was a period I smoked skunk for a few weeks, nearly a month, a few days every week. After that I stopped for a while. But I feel it has permanently fried me, immediately upon quitting (after the month described) I felt like I couldn't memorize anything, that my memorization ability has spiraled downwards.

Then I continued with smoking on and off for 5 years now, smoking the least in the first 4 years, and most this last year, when I probably smoked as much as I smoked in all 4 years. This last year, there hasn't been a month I haven't lit up a few times, and a period of 2-3 months of almost smoking everyday after my grandma has passed. I quit just recently, a month ago. Memory has gotten better drastically, and so has my cognitive ability and computational speed.

Now, I'm afraid I have permanently altered my brain (be it skunk or weed or depression) for the worse. I took a newspaper yesterday and I couldn't understand satire, or some funny remarks they made. This has been happening a lot recently, where I don't understand what I read, or I'm super slow at processing the meaning of it. Like, very slow. Sometimes I just give up and don't even try to understand what was said/written. I went to a neurologist a few months ago complaining I can't understand double negation anymore. I've been smoking during that period too.

Now, I know correlation doesn't equal causation, so me smoking weed repeatedly doesn't have to be the sole reason my cognition is getting worse, because as I mentioned, I started smoking when I became depressed (which I still am but to a lessened degree), so my reduced cognition could as well be from depression.

[Anonymous No.10329670]

>>10329667
I know no one asked for my life story, but I'm asking here because I presumed, this being a science based board of a Mongolian basket knitting website, that some of you may be familiar with the studies involving marijuana, and and could tell me if it's likely to regain my previous self back either after treating my depression successfully, or quitting weed for good.

[Anonymous No.10329753]

>>10329667
>>10329670
a month is not enough time to get over the permafry, which is caused by the fact that THC is lipid-soluble, gets stored in fat cells and therefore takes significantly longer than most drugs to completely clear your system, some of the metabolites and secondary cannabinoids likely can stay even longer.

At this point you would probably still fail a sensitive urine test, you've quite simply not had enough time to pass everything. Just give it a couple more months and you'll be clear

[Anonymous No.10329772]

>>10329667
>>10329670
>>10329753
It's also entirely possible that you're developing late-onset down syndrome

[Anonymous No.10329815]

>>10329667
It inhibits synaptic pruning and increases the amount of gray matter. That’s how it fucks your brain. I think you’re in the clear though if you didn’t do it until age 17.

[Anonymous No.10329848]

Man, people who put substances into their bodies besides food, water, and only absolutely necessary medicines really are baffling to me.
How do you live with yourselves?

[Anonymous No.10329853]

>>10329848
>he doesn't put stuff in his butt
what are you, gay?

[Anonymous No.10329855]

>>10327668
Kek

[Anonymous No.10329857]

>>10329848
>2019
>not being a drug addict

[Anonymous No.10329890]

>>10329853
Oh, I do that. I just take it out after I get home from work.

[Anonymous No.10329896]

>>10329667
Better diet, exercise will likely banish your brain fog.

[Anonymous No.10329906]

>>10329815
>synaptic pruning
god damn brain jannies

[Anonymous No.10329926]

>>10327696
Because youre young and dont realize its impeding your ability to earn money start a family and accomplish actually great things yet. You value little.

[Anonymous No.10329931]

>>10329667
Its all in your head, you sound like a naturally anxious hypochondriac desu. I smoked weed 3 to 4 times a day from 13 to 24 and quit. I was a bright kid and wasted a lot of academic potential early on, but am better than ever after quitting and getting my degree.

[Anonymous No.10329960]

>>10329931
Just to chime in, that's anecdotal and quite honestly you might be really talented or just really lucky. Tons of studies have shown that consistent usage of marijuana at that early age does significantly affect brain development.

[Anonymous No.10329978]

>>10329633
can confirm, I just waked and baked today morning.

[Anonymous No.10329993]

>>10327668
>rock concert
>jumping higher than nobody
>one of the few singing
>running in circles
>forcing tired people to jump
>even drunk and druggies believe you are on cocaine
You don`t need that shiet, just release your inner barbarian you faggot

[Anonymous No.10329996]

>>10329993
what in the fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.10330477]

>>10327668
Enjoy your schizophrenia!

[Anonymous No.10330554]

>>10329993
so have you ever tho?

[Anonymous No.10330557]

>>10327668
>Why is smoking weed so much fun?
that shit makes me paranoid as hell, i can't enjoy it, i don't understand how it's so popular but w/e

[Anonymous No.10330628]

>>10329667
This shit fucked my brain permanently too.

[Anonymous No.10331825]

>>10329890
> Taking it out of your butt after work.
What are you? Gay?

[Anonymous No.10331966]

>>10327668
Weed is fuckin good, it's actually that simple dude

[Anonymous No.10331969]

Weed is fuckin good, it's that simple dude

[Anonymous No.10332120]

>>10329772
Fucken lel

[Anonymous No.10332488]

>>10329667
Solution is to just exercise more and eat healthy. Brain fog is part of depression and those forementioned things can help with that.

[Anonymous No.10332501]

>>10327668

Hey anon; podiatrist here.

I use to smoke alot of weed when I lived out near colorado. I did it because it not only helped me forget about all the people suffering with puss leaking out of their feet, telling people we'll have to amputate, etc.... but also the smell. Not only of rotting human flesh, but of nursing homes... the smell of feces and urine that seems to permeate everything.... not to mention the smell of the toenail fungus itself; and the dust and bits of nail that get stuck in your eyes/nose that not only bothers you all night, after you're finished, but over the weekend as well.

[Anonymous No.10332588]

>>10327668
I smoke weed every day, 3-5 times a day. Here are my most recent grades. Fight me.

[Anonymous No.10332597]

>>10332588
Here it is.

[Anonymous No.10332622]

>>10332501
My foot has a bacterial growth on it and it smells like sushi.

[Anonymous No.10332625]

>>10332622
fungal growth*

[Anonymous No.10332628]

>>10327668
because it is a narcotic

[Anonymous No.10332632]

>>10329560
Smoke it once a week or once a month

[Anonymous No.10332805]

>>10332632
lol but fr, OP here, and I really need to reduce the amount I smoke. I took a 1 month break, then started again smokes the whole week and now I want to smoke again today

[Anonymous No.10332859]

>>10329993
A D H D

[Anonymous No.10332862]

>>10332597
i have bio 101 midterm, what do I do?

[Anonymous No.10332880]

>>10332597
All of these classes are super easy and you’re not even a full time student. Go fuck yourself you dumb lazy stoner!!!!!

[Anonymous No.10332881]

>>10327668
but it's not tho

[Anonymous No.10333055]

>>10331969
course a furry would say that

[Anonymous No.10333656]

>>10332862
Memorize all the things and test yourself often. Spend some amount of time on it every day.

[Anonymous No.10333744]

>>10332597
Easy beginner/ brainlet retard courses and youre doing 3 courses. Real funny though.

[Anonymous No.10333965]

>>10329772

[Anonymous No.10333979]

>>10329667
Feel the same. Smoked for a month when I was 17, then also hit acid once.
It was an experimental phase of my life, and never did anything since.
Now I'm 20 and I feel my short-term memory is really bad. I constantly misplace things, and forget what I am doing.
Sometimes when I pay go to the grocery I forget if I paid or not.
Although for me my energy goes up and down, sometimes my brain isn't working at all, while at other times it's analyzing everything.
Might also be that I'm bipolar, both my grandfather and father is. But if so I didn't notice anything until after I smoked

[Anonymous No.10335298]

>>10327674
This brings back memories.
Glad I dumped all my friends from highschool.

[Anonymous No.10335306]

>>10327674
This is true though

[Anonymous No.10335337]

>>10332501
Weird, glad it was able to help you, personally though weed amplifies the effect of things on my senses and has a bit of drag over into when I'm sober (for about 2/3 of a day after I've used). If I were in your situation, weed would probably make me extra sick because it would amplify the diseased foot fungus smell instead of making it more bearable.

[Anonymous No.10335543]

>>10329667
I smoke weed every day and have an insane memory, I think youre just a retard.

[Anonymous No.10335585]

>>10327668
No idea -- all it does is make me cough like a mofo, and have trouble breathing. I suspect an allergy, but can't be arsed to find out, I just don't use it.

Thank you, based booze.

[Anonymous No.10335589]

>>10332501
I think a real podiatrist would know how to spell pus.

[Anonymous No.10335591]

>>10335543
You are both trying to draw a curve from one data point.

[Anonymous No.10336092]

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