Lisa Randall appreciation thread

[Anonymous No.10207628]

>Harvard Ph.D
>Held a professorship at MIT, and has tenure at both Princeton and Harvard
>first author on two (2) of the top 10 most cited physics papers of all time
>still only 56 years old, academic prime
>cute
>CUTE!

[Anonymous No.10207635]

Would answer every question and straight up show work

[Anonymous No.10207642]

>>10207628
>dyke
>jew
>probably sucked a bunch of dick to get where she is
>who cares about physics?
>women hit the wall at 30

[Anonymous No.10207646]

>>10207642
>who cares about science?
/sci/ in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.10207660]

>>10207642
You sound bitter that she is more accomplished than you will ever be.

[Anonymous No.10207692]

>>10207642
based and redpilled

[El Arcón No.10207708]

Randall-Sundrum models are pretty like MCM models except they dpn't quite close the gap with reality

The General Relevance of the Modified Cosmological Model
http://www.vixra.org/abs/1712.0598

[Anonymous No.10207732]

Randall is a lesbian and she WILL be my sugar mommy!!

[Anonymous No.10207739]

>>10207660
you sound like a white knight r*dditor.

[Anonymous No.10207744]

>>10207739
t. newfag who thinks you have to be le edgy in order to be cool in or sekret 4chan club!!1

[Anonymous No.10207749]

good thread, /sci/

[Anonymous No.10207752]

>>10207642
>Someone says women face a hostile environment in STEM
WHAT THE FUCK NO THEY DON'T EVERYONE TREATS THEM FAIRLY THEY JUST DON'T WANT TO DO STEM
>woman enters a stem field and becomes one of the top scientists
STUPID BITCH PROBABLY SUCKED DICK TO GET THERE

[Anonymous No.10207766]

>>10207642
>probably sucked dick
have you seen her? she’s so fucking autistic and obsessed with her studies she wouldn’t even get off to anything other than particle physics. she never talks about her personal life in interviews and probably has no friends and has never had a romantic relationship in her life, she probably doesn’t even know what sucking dick is.

[Anonymous No.10207770]

>>10207628

nice blog post.
too bad this is /sci/, not /voguesci/

[Anonymous No.10207783]

>>10207752
>EVERYONE TREATS THEM FAIRLY
They do. They receive the same abuse the rest of us do. You just want to be coddled.

[Anonymous No.10207800]

>>10207660
Low intelligence response to justify their societal position with a priori constructs.

[Anonymous No.10207809]

That's the most airbrushed photo I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.10207814]

>>10207766
anon I know you want a qt physicist giga brain gf/wife (i do too), but I can almost guarantee with her facial symmetry, intelligence and likely social connections, she has indeed sucked dick many times and is not a pure autist virgin.

[Anonymous No.10207816]

>>10207766
oh nevermind I found non-air brushed photos of her and she's not hot

[Anonymous No.10207831]

>>10207744

[Anonymous No.10207832]

>>10207766
>doesn’t even know what sucking dick is
well, good we have you then

[El Arcón No.10207835]

Honest question: did she come up with that model on her own (with Sundrum) or did one of the time travel lesbians send it to her? Serious question.

[Anonymous No.10207863]

>>10207835
Nothing from you is ever taken seriously
Daily reminder to fuck off, Tooker

[Anonymous No.10207917]

>>10207835
probably sucked off some old virgin physics nerd tbqh


>>10207863
>pic related

[Anonymous No.10207953]

>>10207832
no anon, i can’t teach her either because it would ruin her purifies (not that she’d want to suck dick anyway)
but i will be her sexual awakening by eating he out through her pants

[Anonymous No.10208796]

>>10207628
well to anons saying she sucked her way to the top: no. she’s a good physicist.

OTOH is she really that great? the RS model is sort of one of those relics of the turn of the millennium when things like large extra dimensions got popular since they were equally as plausible as superstring theories (at that point, they’d understood the landscape of calabi-yau compactifications, so string theory got much less plausible), but large extra dimension theories were much less hard mathematically. Nima Arkani-Hamed got fanboys for the ADD model in a similar fashion; it’s a less rube-goldberg type model but less comprehensive; but in any case both models are basically along the lines of “hey bro space has extra dimensions, and they’re not even small like the 7 out of 11 dimensions in M theory; they’re big but we hypothesize that every normal thing in our universe is stuck on a ‘brane’ inside the bigger space”. pretty wacky

now she spends most of her time talking about how dark matter might have all little detailed properties, DDDM yards yadda, in conclusion what caused the comet that extincted the dinosaurs was a result of; wait for it.... dark matter.

i donno if she’s really doing anything worthwhile desu. at least witten and maldacena have a claim to perhaps be working on nonsense that is mathematically significant, but randall isn’t even at that level. she’s at the level of, say, Brian Greene

[Anonymous No.10209077]

>>10207642
based

[Anonymous No.10209456]

>>10207628
>science is evidence based application
>ok there isnt any physical evidence linking kavanaugh to rape but I believe women so it happened now
Just another on a long list of meme scientists to promote the political agenda.

[Anonymous No.10210966]

>>10207766
You're retarded

[Anonymous No.10210976]

>>10207628
But does she give good head and is the coochie tight?

[Anonymous No.10210979]

>>10210976
no anon shes a lesbian

[Anonymous No.10210987]

>>10210979
Smh! Whats the point if she is not going to pass her superior genes on then?

[Anonymous No.10210994]

>>10210987
shes 56 - even if she wanted to breed, her womb is barren and the child would only end up with a disability (which is prevalent in her family - her sister has aspergers)

[Anonymous No.10210996]

>regarding the serena williams incident
w-what did lisa mean by this, bros?

[Anonymous No.10210999]

>>10207628
>only 56 years old
this is why academia is a joke

[Anonymous No.10211013]

lol at that photoshoppped face

[Anonymous No.10211018]

I hope she at least donated some eggs.

[Anonymous No.10211019]

>>10207628
>tfw no cute boomer gf more than twice my age that i can send dirty snaps and memes to that only zoomers will understand

[poor boy sandwich No.10211060]

>"...I probably don't believe in God. I think it's a problem that people are considered immoral if they're not religious. That's just not true. This might earn me some enemies, but in some ways they may be even more moral. If you do something for a religious reason, you do it because you'll be rewarded in an afterlife or in this world. That's not quite as good as something you do for purely generous reasons."

What a hot fucking retard

[Anonymous No.10211099]

>>10207628
She a cute, but she has stupid opinions about aliens.