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Is this scientifically the best way to die?

>> No.10161896
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>>10161841
No, it's to die in God's Good Graces.

>> No.10161919

>>10161896
Suicide is a death like any other.

>> No.10161921

>>10161841
Overdosing heroine seems more fun.

>> No.10162066

>>10161921
fun is a buzzword

>> No.10162085

>>10162066
Action on opiate receptors is real, no matter what you think about it being unnatural or harmful to do drugs, the electron potential in your brain happen.

>> No.10162097

>>10161841
most painless way to go by far is to hug an a bomb before it explodes, all of your molecules get turned into constituent atoms in less than the time a pain signal travells even a considerable fraction of a mm trough your nerves

>> No.10162160

>>10161841
most painless way to go by far is to hug an a bomb before it explodes, all of your molecules get turned into constituent atoms in less than the time a pain signal travells even a considerable fraction of a mm trough your nerves

>> No.10162173

>>10161841
scientifically, no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R74cvz4wXqI

>> No.10162194

Swap out the helium for nitrous oxide.

>> No.10162202

>>10161841
most commercially available helium tanks are diluted with air now due to the shortage so you'll just get brain damage instead of death

>> No.10162205

>>10162202
Get a nitrogen tank instead

>> No.10162295

>>10162202
welding tank instead of balloon helium, duh

>> No.10162298

>>10161896
When he decides that you suffered enough to entertain him?

>> No.10162310

A friend of mine woke up with vomit on herself after trying. Don't do it if you don't have industrial-grade helium tank.

>> No.10162312

>>10162310
remember: welding gas, not balloon gas

>> No.10162334

>>10162310
>woke up with vomit on herself after trying
pics?

>> No.10162339

>>10161841
Have you got an image of the hanging method

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>>10161841

>> No.10162416

>>10162343
Before posting images like this please ask yourself: "Is this advertising friendly"? If it's not please remain from posting that image in 4channel in the future. Thank you.

>> No.10162547

>>10162416
thanks reddit

>> No.10162552

>>10162310
Does she have brain damage now?

>> No.10162563

>>10161841
The best way to die is in battle against foes without number.

>> No.10162599

>>10162552
No. There probably was enough oxygen in the gas mix to not cause any permanent brain damage.

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>>10162563

Sentimental masculine hogwash. It is obvious that if one is obliged to die, then it is best that such occur painlessly, while asleep, ideally just after having had good time with one's family and friends.

>> No.10162693

>>10162097
there isnt really a "most painless" way to die because many ways to die, like this one, are completely pain-free so theyre equally painless

>> No.10163334

Sodium Nitrite euthanasia. Its cheap, legal to buy and easy to find online. Exit International even call it the best substitute for Nembutal

>> No.10163347

>>10162310
She was just looking for attention

>> No.10163358

My uncle killed himself this way

>> No.10163379
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>>10161841
No, this is

Hail Hitler !
Hail Hitler !
Hail Hitler !

>> No.10163427

>>10161841
You must due in battle, or you will not enter Valhalla.

>> No.10163454

>>10161841
No. It's just fancy asphyxiation. And helium doesn't do damage in the blood. CO poisoning seems more effective. You just fall asleep.

>> No.10163473

>>10161841
Probably this, the helium makes you feel euphoric and basically makes you orgasm.

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I take it many of us anons are familiar with this pic from over the years? Is it still true? Kinda looks dated now.

>> No.10163521

>>10162298
You choose most of your suffering

>> No.10163609

>>10161841
>Is this scientifically the best way to die?
Falling past an event horizon.

>> No.10163612
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>>10162627
>CHOKE ON 'EM
Holy shit I love day so much.

>> No.10163619

>>10162298
"The good ones always die young"

>> No.10163653

No the best way is Nembutal, which is what vets use to euthanise animals. You can obtain some from vet supply stores in South America.

Yes I am actively planning my suicide thank you for asking.

>> No.10163656

>>10163609
spaghettification does not sound painless

>> No.10163704

>>10162563
Like my granpappy did, with a bottle of whiskey in hand and his dick in a woman.

>> No.10163792

>>10163358
he's lucky

>> No.10163800

>>10163334
What are the drawbacks that make it inferior to Nembutal? I researched suicide pretty thoroughly during a period of depression a few years ago and I never heard of this, why is it not popular if it's easy to get and effective?

>> No.10164382

>>10162627
Why are you so afraid of pain lmao

>> No.10164397

>>10162310
she wanted to fly to the sun

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>>10161841
What are some of the scientifically worst ways to die?

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>>10161841
The best way to die scientifically is to be cryopreserved after death, and reanimated after the Singularity.

>> No.10164439

>>10164402
I hear drinking bleach is pretty bad

>> No.10164855

>>10164402
>>10164439
https://youtu.be/UAQZaUixmpA?t=923

>> No.10164862

I have Sodium Nitrite next to me in my drawer. I'm around 100kg. How much would I have to take to kill myself? How painful would it be?

>> No.10164864

>>10164382

On the contrary, why are you so stupid.

>> No.10164893

>>10161841
Is it painful if I tie around myself a simple knot with a curtain rope, using one of the four hooks of an oak peg rail as a ligature point from where to hang the rope while I lay sitting, dying? At night before morning starts.

>> No.10165139

>>10164893

The chance of those hooks giving while you are not completely dead and leaving you brain damaged are probably quite high, don’t fucking do it that way.

>> No.10165309

>>10163653
Are there any cons in this method?

>> No.10165688

>>10165139
They seem pretty strong. How else could I kill myself?

>> No.10165748

Horse Euthanize'r'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DxYl_ZELNQ

>> No.10166050

>>10161896
>>>/x/

>> No.10166287

>>10161841
Nope, this is:
https://youtu.be/6n3pFFPSlW4

>> No.10167801

>>10164414
https://alcor.org/Library/html/CryopreservationAndFracturing.html

>> No.10170118

Why do this when you could take melatonin and pipe your car exhaust into the cab and pass out

>> No.10170121

>>10163521
Yeah, I'm sure starving children all around the world are content.

>> No.10170125

>>10163379
>implying the nazis gassed anyone

>> No.10170195

>>10163656
You're right, but I'm 100% serious in that if NASA asked me to launch myself into a black hole just to see what would happen, I'd do it in a heart beat.

>> No.10170259

Un-scientifically the best way to die:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Th%C3%ADch_Qu%E1%BA%A3ng_%C4%90%E1%BB%A9c

>> No.10171419

>>10170118
Don't catalytic converters make this not work anymore?

>> No.10171684

>>10163334
I'm gonna do this tonight. 30g to make sure of death. Bicarbonate soda taken beforehand along with a benzodiazepine to chill me out.

How painful do you guys think it will be?

>> No.10171805

>>10171419
Doesn't get rid of carbon monoxide.

>> No.10171896

>>10171419
cat delete

>> No.10171900

>>10162097
>>10162160
i agree with both of these

>> No.10171946

>>10161841
sage

>> No.10171999

>>10171684
Bump.

I'm severely depressed and serious about this. Anybody have any idea of how long the pain will last?

>> No.10172009

>>10162173
Wtf is up with her mouth?

>> No.10172050

>>10171999
If you go ahead with it, we will never talk to you again. Don't do it fag.

>> No.10172067

>>10171999
>solving temporary problems with permanent solutions
lmao, what's next, blow up the earth to stop global warming?

>> No.10172069

>>10171999
I don't know why I don't want you to die, but don't do it fag. I think you know if you try hard enough long enough you can find a way to be happy and enjoy existing. You can.

>> No.10173040

>>10161841
Reminder that suicide is a mortal sin

>> No.10173073

>>10171999

go ahead, forfeit every possible chance at happiness you might have.

>> No.10173088

>>10161841
Helium tanks got cut with oxygen since this became a thing

>> No.10173104

>>10164402
If you don’t rule out torture/executions, scaphism would be horrific

>> No.10173108

>>10172050
>>10172069
>>10173073
Different anon, I tried and things are still shit. You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't it seems.

>> No.10173113

>>10164402
I hate these fuckers that just go around trying to ban anything that could be used for easy painless suicide. It's not going to stop me, I'll just pick a painful method if necessary. So all you're doing is torturing me, not stopping me.

>> No.10173161

>>10165688
By killing a kalergi politician and getting the death penalty.

>> No.10173169

>>10171999
Go on dream market and buy yourself several weeks worth of various drugs and have a shit ton of fun. Worst comes to worst you end life on a high, or maybe you change things around.

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best way to die is martyrdom

>> No.10173182

>>10173169
Worst come to worst, his liver is absolutely fucked and he doesn't die, end up in hospital bed in terrible pain.

>> No.10173186

>>10173182
The majority of drugs don't do shit to your live in recreational doses.

>> No.10173209

>>10173186
>recreational doses
You won't die with that

>> No.10173222

>>10173209
Yes and i didn't say to die, i said spend weeks having a blast and then die at the end.

>> No.10173236

>>10173108
Ya maybe with that attitude

>> No.10173885

>>10173186
Politely disagree.

>> No.10173997

>>10173108

then keep trying.
there are endless possibilities which you cannot even imagine which might bring you happiness and purpose.
suicide is just that, it isn't even the cessation of sadness, because you won't be able to feel anything anymore, forever.

Also the fact you're asking and you didn't kill yourself already is a call for help, meaning you don't really want to die but you are seriously unhappy.

seek professional help, shit's serious but you can pull it off.

>> No.10174006

>>10161841
Die the Chad way killing everything in your way until police guns you down, strap a bomb so your body explodes after you die too.

>> No.10174100 [DELETED] 

>>10162627
>family and friends
sentimental hogwash. FUCK you. choke on your fucking vomit you cretin

>> No.10174104 [DELETED] 

>>10172067
solving MANY never ending lifelong temporary problems with a permanent solution

>> No.10174141

>>10165688
>How else could I kill myself?
Can't fuck with the classics.
Get on a building.
Put loop of piano wire around your neck
anchor the other end.
Glue your hands to your head and jump.
People will think you tore your own head off before hitting the ground.

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>>10171999
You're going to wake up a few hours later, either in a hospital (if someone finds you) or passed out on your floor, covered in vomit, pants shitted, with lifelong brain damage. If you're ready to die, die like a samurai (gif related), not a coward.

Sort your life out and remember what you lived for and wished for before you gave up on living (I say this as someone who quit their job 4 months ago and have spent my days watching porn & twitch streams all fucking day in the interim).

>> No.10174381

>>10174379
Nased nip

>> No.10174441

>>10164862
how about you get a life instead of trying to kill yourself

>> No.10174444

>>10170118
>melatonin
lol

>> No.10174448

>>10174379
>you can pinpoint the exact moment when his spleen breaks in half

>> No.10174449

>>10171999
at least overdose on heroin instead of being a retard

shouldn't kill yourself bro, life for me is worth living even at its worst

>> No.10174457

>>10174379
>you're a coward for not causing yourself unnecessary pain
Insecure 14 year olds go

>> No.10174466

How does one obtain ammo/cartridges/shells? I've been toying with the idea of somehow getting like a shotgun shell and a tube and just slam-firing it into my head with a hammer. Depending on whatever kind of shell or case i could obtain I would then figure out how thick of a pipe I would need for it to work. Getting an actual gun is out of the question. Basically what is the bare minimum to detonate the primer and have the expanding gas move the bullet fast enough to go through skull.

>> No.10174468

>>10174466
Hammer won't work or will it? Don't you need a firing pin?

>> No.10174485

>>10174466
you buy it
/k/ can tell you how to make a pipe shotgun if you want
I could never kill myself with a gun (because guns make me happy)
remember anon, sadness is temporary but the steel is eternal

>> No.10174510

>>10173178
Soon inshallah brother

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>>10174468
No, the primer is in the casing

>> No.10174515

>>10161921
Fucked up turn of events no.1) you end in jail for the amount of heroine on you.

Fucked up turn of events no.2) you got bad heroine and die a horrible death vomiting and shitting yourself.

Fucked up turn of events no.3) cant come up with more to go wrong here. So seems pretty good actually.

>> No.10174519

>>10174141
but your arms would still be attached to your body. You really didn't think this through.

>> No.10174520

>>10163427
And there will be no virgils

>> No.10174523 [DELETED] 

>>10161841
Would asphyxiation with a leather belt work? I mean if you nailed it to an overhead beam and threaded the strap through the buckle to make a noose.

>> No.10174525

>>10174523
hanging traditionally was performed so as to break the hanged man's neck
death by asphyxiation fucking sucks

>> No.10174526 [DELETED] 

>>10174525
>death by asphyxiation fucking sucks
why

>> No.10174529

>>10174526
you will struggle to breathe, and then you'll fight it, and you'll sort of succeed for minutes or maybe even hours but eventually you'll lose
it's a pretty nasty way to go
the human body is very very good at not dying

>> No.10174531

>>10161841
15 minutes lol. If there is no oxygen, brain damage will start building in few seconds. If interrupted before death, well good luck. You might not have the capability to try again due the braindamage.
Death should occur in less than 2 minutes if it is pure helium. Severe braindamage in less than a minute.
Life with that brain damage can be fun too. Try, and share the experience.

>> No.10174533 [DELETED] 

>>10174529
>you'll sort of succeed for minutes or maybe even hours
Do people really last for hours? I mean when they're fully suspended by the neck? The longest asphyxiation I know of is that of Ribbentrop who I think lasted 24 mins.

>> No.10174534

>>10174533
I didn't bother looking up the numbers

>> No.10174536 [DELETED] 

>>10174534
Yeah I think hours is pushing it. You lose consciousness then choke to death which I can't imagine lasting more than 30 minutes.

>> No.10174538

>>10174536
that's a fucking long time

>> No.10174541

>>10162298
found the edgy atheistard

>> No.10174542

>>10164402
Burning alive and radiation poisoning are the worst ways to die.

>> No.10174546 [DELETED] 

>>10174538
not compared to 60 more years of life's sufferings

>> No.10174548

>>10174546
said a man who's never had a near death experience

>> No.10174552 [DELETED] 

>>10174548
dude it's on the calendar. And I've been under a car once, too.

>> No.10174558

>>10174542
Oh yeah? Have you tried them both out and compared?

>> No.10174564

>>10174542
Smallbrained. Burning alive is quick as fuck, you pass out in a few seconds, there's 6 million worse ways to die.

>> No.10174568

>>10161841
through sleep

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>>10174558
I hope I never have to

>>10174564
Wrong. You pass out (from the extreme pain) if it happens too quickly or you get carbon monoxide poisoning from the smoke. But that's not necessarily the case. It can go on for hours with you still conscious, that was actually done in medieval times on purpose.

>> No.10174698

>>10171999
If all else fails anon, live out of spite

>> No.10175518

>>10174519
Your head detaches while still glued to your hands, thus it looks like you just pulled your head off of your body. Very well thought out imo.