ITT: post your bad teacher stories

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Anonymous Sun Nov 18 18:02:21 2018 No.10151462 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: post your bad teacher stories

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 19 01:12:12 2018 No.10152133 >>10151462 >Calc 1 teacher sucked at explaining Calc 1. >Went on and on in class about her test tube baby she had, and how proud she was of him. >Gave people "F's" for not writing down limit as n goes to infinity for every algebraic transformation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 19 01:14:45 2018 No.10152138 File: 3.87 MB, 300x385, 1542582141826.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10151462 Optimized.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 19 01:15:04 2018 No.10152139 >>10151462 ITT: shitty students whining

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 19 01:15:59 2018 No.10152143 >>10152133 >>Gave people "F's" for not writing down limit as n goes to infinity for every algebraic transformation. Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 19 01:21:39 2018 No.10152152 >>10151462 High school biology stood up during lunch and pointed at me declaring that he had it with my family that day. I still don’t know what he was referring to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 19 01:25:22 2018 No.10152160 >>10152138 um

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 19 01:38:23 2018 No.10152183 I dont think a teacher is ever bad. Its up to the student, really. Basically >>10152139

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 19 08:38:46 2018 No.10152564 Bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 19 08:51:33 2018 No.10152579 >>10151462 Do you mean stories about bad teachers or bad stories about teachers? Or both?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 19 08:54:32 2018 No.10152585 >>10152579 just tell fun stories i like all stories

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 19 15:05:58 2018 No.10153183 File: 58 KB, 600x923, Hug me and admire the fragrant scent of my hair.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10152138 >tfw you only just realize that the dance moves are mimicking drying yourself with a towel

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 19 17:43:14 2018 No.10153405 > Ho won't stop talking about 9/11 conspiracy theories. You stupid fucking sow. Glad you decided to retire early.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 19 17:45:57 2018 No.10153412 >>10152579 yes

Anonymous Mon Nov 19 17:46:53 2018 No.10153415

I made it through all of undergrad without ever having any real horror story profs. Worst I saw were pajeets in the CS department who had literally no clue what they were teaching and just read from the prebuilt slides that come with the book all class. Sometimes they would still get confused.

Anonymous Mon Nov 19 17:58:31 2018 No.10153432

I was in 3rd grade in english language class (Bulgaria) and I corrected my teacher about a sentence she said in a completely wrong way. She then proceeded to passively aggressively scold me and say what she said was correct and that i was wrong, and then made fun of me in a subtle way making me look like a retard. The whole class laughed at me. Time stood still for a bit during the laughter. It was like in slow motion waiting for it and the embarrassment to end. I was made to look and subsequently feel and behave socially awkward throught 3rd up until 11th grade and was never the same after that incident.. My entire school years social life ruined by a braindead, doused in personal issues woman.. This memory will haunt me all life. Thankfully I've understood it well enough to not give a fuck about it. But from that incident up until 11th grade i was socially awkward, couldn't speak out my mind.. Unlike before the incident where I was social, smart kid.. All that turned on its head in an instant and ofc I was a kid and couldn't understand whatvwas happening..... This shit ruined my confidence. Now she's burning in hell and drowning in problems 13 years later (i was 10 then, now 23). What my life could've been if this shit didnt happen..
>in the end I was infact right and she was wrong, but too little too late figuring that out... Ty for reading

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 19 19:38:51 2018 No.10153573 >>10151462 My first year microeconomics professor played Big Bang Theory clips on the first day of class I only showed up a again for the final and aced the course

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 19 19:44:59 2018 No.10153582 >>10153573 Sums up microeconomics when the teacher isn't insane.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 19 19:58:05 2018 No.10153614 Faggot literature professor started talking shit about Hitler out of nowhere and triggered the Austrian foreign student. The poor guy ended up being expelled after he stood up to the professor and told him to fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 19 23:08:18 2018 No.10153957 >Literally reads lecture slides which are copied and pasted from textbook >Too busy talking about minutae and their research field >Tell classes are mandatory

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 19 23:48:30 2018 No.10154039 >>10153573 >microeconomics >Big Bang Theory Made by ignorant people to make dumb people feel smart. And both were a huge success.

Anonymous Tue Nov 20 00:06:49 2018 No.10154072

>>10152143
>Based
this gay ass meme is the equivalent of a reddit upvote. You feel a compulsive need to tell people what you like and dont like but the only means you have for doing that on this east taiwanese stone masonry magazine is to actually tell people so you have to type out a shitty meme. Just go to reddit, itll be better for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 00:09:27 2018 No.10154076 >>10154072 Based and redpilled

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 00:11:20 2018 No.10154078 >>10154072 Based and redpilled

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 00:18:08 2018 No.10154084 >>10151462 had a 57 yr old granny for discreet math, was failing horribly but she basically told me if we fucked she would pass me. Ended the semester with a C and genital warts

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 00:52:43 2018 No.10154122 >>10154072 Based and redpilled

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 00:53:15 2018 No.10154123 >>10154072 bedpilled and raced

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 00:55:59 2018 No.10154127 >>10154084 ew

Anonymous Tue Nov 20 00:57:20 2018 No.10154129

>be me this semester
>get assigned work from the book every week along with its practice problems
>the professor goes over the lessons assigned from the book a week after the homework is submitted.
>literally just reads off the slides and shows a single simple example per slide.
haha good thing course evaluations are now open :)

Anonymous Tue Nov 20 01:42:30 2018 No.10154169

>>10153405
>one of many alg classes
>teacher this time was smart, but so much so she was a little off the wall
>had a lot of interesting theories
>Did you know that the government is conspiring to poison americans by mixing horse meat with beef? The meat, tainted with horse tranquilizers, ends up in the beef and they’re slowly tranquilizing society this way to cull the population, which is growing at an unsustainable pace, also GMOs and HAARP
>now about that natural log...
This was every class. Good teacher though

Anonymous Tue Nov 20 02:10:45 2018 No.10154214
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>>10152183
>>Pays thousands of dollars to get a poor experience in class.
>>Essentially has to fully teach themselves even though they paid for the class.
>>No such thing as a bad professor

MFW

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 03:33:25 2018 No.10154305 >>10154129 heh you sure showed her what-for i tell you very rarely do course evals affect a professor

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 03:43:46 2018 No.10154323 >>10153432 Truly a modern epic

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 03:48:31 2018 No.10154325 File: 1.54 MB, 480x264, 1525345176678.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10154214 >>>Pays thousands of dollars for getting a education Americans never fail to amaze me

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 04:01:55 2018 No.10154347 >>10154072 Unfortunately this. Didn't based originate from /pol/ to?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 04:09:12 2018 No.10154362 >>10154347 >Didn't based originate from /pol/ to? No. I bet you think pepe originated from /pol/ too

Anonymous Tue Nov 20 04:14:27 2018 No.10154372

>>10154347
>this
this gay ass meme is the equivalent of a reddit upvote. You feel a compulsive need to tell people what you like and dont like but the only means you have for doing that on this east taiwanese stone masonry magazine is to actually tell people so you have to type out a shitty meme. Just go to reddit, itll be better for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 04:18:39 2018 No.10154377 >ten minutes left till class ends >start packing my bag >prof rushes lecture and manages to speed through two sections of the book in 10 minutes >quiz next week >mfw

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 04:21:24 2018 No.10154381 >>10154377 What's the issue? Just read those sections on your own time

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 06:53:59 2018 No.10154544 >>10152183 how could you possibly think this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 12:03:27 2018 No.10154976 >>10154072 YAAAS so much this!

Anonymous Tue Nov 20 12:07:16 2018 No.10154981

>>10151462
>getting B's to A's on mid-terms.
>tough stats course.
>final is in 1 week, 70% of the final is based on that last 1 week of material the TA rushed through because we didn't have enough time to fully study it.
Never be apart of courses designed by a professor on campus (that you never see), then have the entire course be functionally taught second-handed by a TA graduate student - a Chinese TA that can't speak English well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 12:58:50 2018 No.10155079 >>10154039 >>10154039 anti-econ insecurity force on que

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 12:59:54 2018 No.10155080 >>10152160 Uh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 15:40:19 2018 No.10155391 >>10154169 See that is awesome. Mine would literally spend the entire class regurgitating memes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 16:26:27 2018 No.10155504 >>10155080 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 16:54:50 2018 No.10155571 >>10154084 Don’t you mean Hep C

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 20 17:23:50 2018 No.10155634 >>10154084 >discreet math

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 21 10:03:46 2018 No.10157085 >Physics course in Electrodynamics >Prof is a serious old alcoholic >mumbles while copying yellowed old notes from ancient coursework >Uni forces him into sobriety program >dies six months later Worst. Instructor. Ever.

Anonymous Wed Nov 21 11:59:42 2018 No.10157291

>>10151462
I have a lecturer who probably has bad performance anxiety or something.
He's actually a good teacher all-in-all, but his dialect goes something like this
>Okay so-COUGH- in order to -COUGH- derive the equations -COUGH- of -COUGH- motion -COUGH- from the -COUGH- cons- COUGH- ervation of energy -COUGH- we will first -COUGH- ...... -COUGH- have to...
When you talk to him in person he's perfectly fine, it's only when he has an audience. For some reason it drives me absolutely fucking insane though

Anonymous Wed Nov 21 12:09:36 2018 No.10157313

Was a TA for a professor. Guy had early signs of dementia despite being in his 50s. The previous year he received extremely bad student reviews and he developed a paranoia about this. Basically anytime a student complained about anything he would hand it off to me. I'd make a judgement call and then he would soften the blow to make the student feel better.

The worst was for their final project. I caught 4 students cheating. They must have gotten their projects from students who took the class the previous year, but the assignment had changed enough that it was obvious. I got the previous years projects and ran a diff program and showed conclusive matches.

The professor tried to make it a good cop bad cop with me as the bad cop. Long story short he ended up giving them all the worst grade possible that still let them pass the class. Complete pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 21 21:49:14 2018 No.10158486 >>10157291 >dialect is coughing see >>10152160 and >>10155080

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 21 21:56:05 2018 No.10158502 Comp Sci teachers were so trash both in teaching, and outdated material that a lot of us just dropped out and went other places.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 21 22:14:07 2018 No.10158548 >>10154076 >>10154078 >>10154122 >>10154123 based and redpilled

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 22 01:18:48 2018 No.10158892 >>10152183 Come on, my physics teacher said he once saw an electric monopole. He also used to harass the fuck out of us, sexually I mean (he was subtle but dirty).

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 22 02:18:26 2018 No.10158989 >>10158892 >subtle but dirty Examples?

Anonymous Thu Nov 22 02:31:57 2018 No.10159005

>>10151462
>my friends brother
>normal kid with asthma
>early school age
>teacher thinks children arent responsible enough to have their asthma puffer on their person
>teacher puts asthma puffer in office
>gets lost
>asthma attack happens
>friends brother now a retard for life

Anonymous Thu Nov 22 02:35:37 2018 No.10159012

>>10158989
You have no idea how imaginative this guy was at stablishing physic problems with sexual subtext. Kind of hard to put into words in english since it involved a lot of slang in my mother tongue but this was happening all the time. Sometimes he used to walk past by us and touch our hands while we were writing answers at our desks. He also like to make us feel embarrased, which was easy because I come from an absurdly homophobic place (which makes this all the more ironic) but we didn´t say anything because this fucking guy was not only our physics but also geometry teacher and the volleyball coach. There is one instance that really makes me mad know, and I just catch wind of this until after I graduated but he once, very "concerned" about something, asked one of my partners to come to his classroom while we were at another one right beside his. Turns out he had "found" a guy in a gay porn that looked too much like a friend of this guy, and he wasn´t sure, so he wanted to ask him if that was our partner. This fucker was a huge pervert and I hate that I didn´t do shit about this back then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 22 02:52:01 2018 No.10159027 >cell biologist professor gets sidetracked for some reason and starts talking about how glass is a fluid and old windows are thicker at the bottom because the glass sinks down

Anonymous Thu Nov 22 02:55:54 2018 No.10159032

>>10151462
>English teacher
>makes all assignments add up to 100 points
>no extra credit opportunities
>believes "no paper is perfect, always room for improvement"
>half the class fails
>explain to her that her system is fucked and your grade can only go down
>"it's arbitrary how many points there are in a class"

In my experience, English teachers have consistently been cunts

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 22 03:57:01 2018 No.10159115 >history teacher >explains how, long ago, the life expectancy was around 30 years >says that meant people had to get everything done earlier and that people in their 30s were rare and "old"

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 22 04:41:33 2018 No.10159170 >>10153432 What was the sentence?

Anonymous Thu Nov 22 06:26:40 2018 No.10159273

>>10151462
>abstract algebra professor hammers home how, if a group happens to have a geometric interpretation, then its subgroups can be deduced from its geometry, including every subgroup in every conjugacy class
>professor gets mad because I don’t get how that is true
>tells us to use an online table of values of conjugacy class quantities and subgroup structure
>final exam comes around
> I ignore all the questions
>I only wrote a list of conjugate subgroups for a particular subgroup, element by element, and prove that they are isomorphic to said group
>I just wrote the number of elements in said conjugacy class, and claimed it’s equal to the number he gave us in the table, with a question mark
>get a B on the final
I literally tried to sign up for abstract algebra 1 again right after the final, before I found out my grade

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 22 14:29:33 2018 No.10159885 >>10159012 Geez that's fucked up

Anonymous Thu Nov 22 14:40:55 2018 No.10159895

>>10158548
>>10154122
>>10154123
>>10154078
>>10154076
Based is actually collectivism in disguise, the opinion is standardized so that everyone says the same thing and the agreement if not quantified is normalized.
Pure individualism is when everyone disagrees with everybody (on purpose) for the sake of individuality. (everyone tries to troll everyone)
Based and This is how the left tries to undermine the essence of 4chan.
Don't upvote this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 22 14:42:58 2018 No.10159898 >>10159895 Based and redpilled

Anonymous Thu Nov 22 14:43:58 2018 No.10159902
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>be an edgy 14yo fuck reading Nietzsche
>tell teacher I've been reading So Sprach Zarathustra
>she slaps me and tells me that Friedrich Nietzsche thought up german nazism and she's slapping me for all the jews

I fucking wish I was /pol/posting. I think it was some sort of holocaust victims anniversary and she was especially culturally conscious that day and that's why it happened, she wouldn't teach us shit otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 22 14:47:47 2018 No.10159910 >>10159902 Also, not so. And it's trash. Philosophy in the tragic era of the greeks is the only Nietzsche worth reading. >>10159895 Based and redpilled. >>10159273 Kek. >>10159115 I learned that too. How the fuck did I actually believe it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 22 19:54:59 2018 No.10160427 >>10154072 Unironically based and redpilled

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 22 19:57:21 2018 No.10160428 >>10158892 >electric monopole It'd be rather worrying if he hasn't ever seen one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 23 15:27:24 2018 No.10161771 >>10159895 bedpilled and aced

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 23 15:44:03 2018 No.10161800 >>10155504 Hmm?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 23 16:35:28 2018 No.10161913 >>10154072 wow...based AND redpilled...

Anonymous Fri Nov 23 16:47:30 2018 No.10161931
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>Teach is Japanese
>Accent is EXTREMELY heavy
>Does arithmetic the Japanese way
>Half the class has no idea what's going on
>Is gone next semester

Unrelated Cyan. Cyan is just very cute

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>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 23 19:16:37 2018 No.10162303 >>10154325 So what, your tax payers pay for your education then? lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 23 19:18:25 2018 No.10162304 >go to exam review >review teacher doesn't show up >complain to the school >surprisingly they tell her within 20 hours before the next exam review >show up to the next one >she's trying to figure out who complained

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 23 19:20:34 2018 No.10162307 >this isn't going to be on the test >it's actually on the test and worth quite a bit

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 23 20:45:27 2018 No.10162468 >>10152585 based

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 23 20:57:41 2018 No.10162486 >>10159005 Was she hung afterwards?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 23 20:59:03 2018 No.10162488 >>10154347 >Didn't based originate from /pol/ to? No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 23 21:11:30 2018 No.10162501 File: 188 KB, 444x444, 1543017727376.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10162276 Optimized.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 23 22:52:09 2018 No.10162625 >>10154072 >>10159895 I agree with you guys :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 23 23:30:25 2018 No.10162685 >>10154347 Lil B The Based God fucked your bitch

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 23 23:50:02 2018 No.10162701 My calculus teacher was an old Russian woman. Claimed she was a professor at a Soviet university. I couldn't follow her worth a damn. Only math class I ever got less than an A in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 24 16:47:16 2018 No.10163869 >>10159027 I love when professors talk about stuff they're interested in, even if it's the stupidest shit it's nice to see them be passionate about something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 24 17:30:09 2018 No.10163963 >>10151462 he told me i wasnt good for chemistry, got top grade in my bsc thesis and doing a msc now, gonna do a phd next, then im going back to his shit school and tell him to suck it

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 24 18:18:00 2018 No.10164031 >>10163869 I don't mind if they're not spreading misinformation. It's annoying when they're straight up spreading myths, especially since they're professors and brainlets will give higher weight to what they say making it even harder to correct them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 24 18:42:04 2018 No.10164072 >>10159005 Holy shit this makes me fucking angry. These glorified baby sitters should have nothing to do with medical decisions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 24 20:31:20 2018 No.10164224 >>10163963 he's gonna be like who're you. Uhhmmm, ok sweaty. :)

>>	El Arcón Sat Nov 24 20:32:25 2018 No.10164225 >>10151462 >have student that loves you like a father >make cuckold porn of him >don't tell him >show to other students >pat self on back

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 24 20:38:10 2018 No.10164237 >>10152183 I used to think this way in high school

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 24 20:51:41 2018 No.10164262 File: 120 KB, 980x1850, download.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10152183 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locus_of_control the people that agree with you have been silent the people that disagree with you have been replying

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