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10151350 No.10151350 [Reply] [Original]

Teachers of /sci/. Be honest. Are you only teaching because you couldn’t get a real job?

>> No.10151664

>lives with his mom

>> No.10151672

>>10151350
No, I teach because it's hilarious.
>he'll never make the first question of a test unreasonably hard to make every student sweat while making the rest of the test easy enough they can't complain
>he'll never flip a coin to decide if he passes a student or not
>he'll never attend a meeting with a student's mother while he explains to her that he gets bad grades because his hands are constantly below the desk
>he'll never tell his students that he's leaving for a bit and to not to do a mess and just rest against the door while listening to them be idiots

>> No.10151703

>>10151350

Because /sci/'s have brain damage and my reasons are mostly charitable, I really want /sci/'s to get good... some day I hope... That's why I'm a teacher of /sci/ :]

>> No.10151706

>>10151350
No, I went into teaching because I loved the learning process. After giving it a try for a few semesters, I'm looking for a job in industry. Give that an honest try before making a true comparison for myself.

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>>10151672
>he'll never tell his students that he's leaving for a bit and to not to do a mess and just rest against the door while listening to them be idiots
do teachers actually do this

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10152229

I teach because indoctrinating the shit out of several thousand impressionable kids over the course of a 30-year career into my ideological worldview is a far more likely and reasonable goal than any of you amphetamine popping smooth brains masquerading as actual smart people contributing even the slightest iota of meaningful enhancement to the human body of knowledge.

>> No.10152233

>>10152229
holy fuck, scientists and mathematicians ETERNALLY BTFO

>> No.10152234

>>10152229
Classroom indoctrination doesn't work anymore, grandpa. All the kids are getting their worldview from the internet now

>> No.10152242

>>10152234
Scientists and mathematicians eternally un-BTFO'd?

ALL HAIL TIM-BERNERS LEE AND HIS CERN EMPLOYERS!!! INTERNET FTW!!!

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>>10152234
A valid point. I'm currently wrestling with the school administration for permission to publish my lectures on YouTube for free at the end of each year.

>> No.10152250

>>10152229
Fuck off and die already shitty baby-boomer

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>>10152250

>> No.10152277

i'd like to teach but permanent full time positions in college/university hardly exist and i don't wanna teach high school cause let's be honest most of those kids don't want to learn

>> No.10152377

>>10151672
>he'll never tell his students that he's leaving for a bit and to not to do a mess and just rest against the door while listening to them be idiots
I FUCKING KNEW IT. I KNEW THAT BITCH WAS TRYING TO BE SNEAKY HOWEVER I AM NOT SO EASILY FOOLED.

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>>10151703
based
>>10152229
and redpilled

>> No.10152597

>>10151350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd17wA8LXnM

>> No.10152658

>>10152229
lmfao

>> No.10152671

>>10151672
I had a feeling some of my teachers were psychotic

>> No.10152672

>>10152229
This is why people don't want to give you shit heads raises

>> No.10152743

>>10152249
It worked for JBP so give it a shot