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/math/ humor thread

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>> No.10134185

>>10134174
>can't count to 10
>only has 8 fingers
got me somehow

>> No.10134191

>>10134184
this is not /sci/ humor at all, back to >>>/pol/

>> No.10134195

>>10134191
no

>> No.10134196

>>10134184
based

>> No.10134202

>>10134184
this, based and correct.

>> No.10134201

>>10134169
...what the fuck

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>>10134169

>> No.10135609

>>10135599
Kys

>> No.10135614

>>10134169
based

>> No.10135616

>>10135599
Kinda ruins the joke how it reaches the correct result.

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>> No.10135684

>>10135650
GO AWAY REALS

>> No.10135725

>>10135666
I don't get it

>> No.10135742

>>10135666
Did he really say that? That's horseshit, cats have very painful sex and they breed like vermin.

>> No.10135764

>>10135650
Fuck off Tameburger eat this [math]\sqrt{2}[/math]

>> No.10135766

>>10135653
>someone made this

>> No.10135769

>>10135657
>>>/g/ tfo

>> No.10135771

>>10134169
-1/12

>> No.10135774

>>10135653
>faggot instead of sodomite
Ye hath but one task!

>> No.10135787

>>10135658
Lmao

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An all-time sci Classic

>> No.10135834

>>10135616
That's the joke

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>> No.10135853

>>10135842
This one is always funny

>> No.10135859

>>10134182
>>>/toy/

>> No.10135891

>>10135820
Imagine explaining this to your psychologist.

"The reason I'm so depressed is..."

Where should he even begin to give advice?

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>> No.10135913

>>10135902
Kek’d

>> No.10135942

>>10135891
Anon feels as if the fruits of his labor are being stolen from him. The exact scenario is different, but that's the gist of it, and a psychologist can work with that.

>> No.10136039

>>10135618

the tattoo on the right is painful to see. I sincerely hope somebody tweaked the contrast in the picture too much.

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Dumping with no care if it was already posted or not.

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turn aout 4chan doesnt let me post duplicates so there's that.

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>>10136087
It's correct, now he just has to add the 1 and the 8

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>>10135820
Am brainlet, someone give me an explanation why this is funny with relevant background info.

K thanks

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Keep 'em coming please.

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>>10136131

I'll be here for a while so don't worry

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>> No.10136158

>>7734126


AHEM**

*tink tink*

FUCK JANNIES

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>>10136158
*insert brainlet wojak here

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>> No.10136187

>>10135658
kek

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>> No.10136210

>>10136150
It's not true though. It just reduces to n (mod p)

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>> No.10136235

>>10136228
SOMEONE DO BERGER RESTING HIS HAND ON HIS SHOULDER PLEASE.

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This one is one of the best ones i've seen here

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59/?
still a couple more to go, taking a small break

>> No.10136290

>>10136097
+1

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>> No.10136297

62/69

>> No.10136299

>>10136208
Red Based and pilled

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62/69

I'm retarded

>> No.10136303

>>10134164
btw did you ever hear about my equation?

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1

And that's it

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jk here's a bonus webm

>> No.10136324

>>10135725
Getting fucked for the first time hurts women unless they're natural born sluts.

>> No.10136363

>>10136120
Kek relatable

>> No.10136378

>>10136249
What the fuck?

>> No.10136408

>>10136320
Not gonna reply to 70 posts, but gotta say thanks for your contributions anon. Got a couple of good laughs just now

>> No.10136428

>>10136150
>>10136210
The English version has a typo. It follows from the Frobenius automorphism.

>> No.10136438

>>10136280
>Candidate: No, I do not think it will work at all.
>Me: Why is that?
>Candidate: It has many syntax errors.
>Me: And if I fixed the syntax errors, will it work then?
>Candidate: Still no.
>Me: And why is that?
>Candidate: It has logic errors, too.

top fucking kek

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>>10136237
brainlets need to be put down.

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>>10136305
sending cp through club pengiun always gets me

>> No.10136784

>>10136142
Go back to /sp/ with your hope solo pics

>> No.10136797

>>10136199
Fuck ellipses.

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>> No.10136866

>>10136156
Lel

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>> No.10136899

>>10136087
lost

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cucksicists btfo

>> No.10137067

>>10136826
kek, the numberphile ones always get me.

>> No.10137097

>>10136814
>Prince
Lost

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>> No.10137122

>>10134191
>>>/r9k/ is a better place for that shit

>> No.10137137

>>10136215
I am missing something here

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>>10137137
it's not a joke, it's an actual problem

>> No.10137209

>>10136223
this always gets me

>> No.10137213

>>10135650
go away reals

>> No.10137224

>>10136270
Requesting the gif where moe repeatedly throws barney out of the bar with the derivative operator and e^x imposed over them

>> No.10137227

>>10136249
Should have used bitwise
x & 1
if 1 = odd
else even

>> No.10137260

>>10136232
This one always gets me. Ultrakek.

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>>10136127

>> No.10137388

>>10136324
>tody on /sci/: '"Female human virgin" is a species'

>> No.10137390

>>10137227
>if 1 = odd

>> No.10137572

>>10137390
rightmost bit of any odd integer is 1 and of any even integer is 0.
whats your point?

>> No.10137618

>>10136408
it's always nice to contribute to this shitshow once in a while

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>>10136215
Albert says to Bernard that he knows that Bernard doesn't know.
Bernard would only know for certain if he was allocated 5 or 6. Which tells Bernard that Albert must have either C or D.
So we know that Albert is either C or D and Bernard is either 1, 2, 3, or 4.
Bernard's reply then suggests that, just based on knowing if Albert's pad is C or D, he can then determine the correct pad. Only if Bernard had 1 would he not be able to determine it.
So we know that Albert is either C or D and Bernard is 2, 3, or 4.
But when Albert then confirms that he also knows the correct pad, this cancels out D as that has the two options of 2 and 4, preventing his certainty.
Thus, Albert is confirmed to have C, making it so that Bernard must have 3.
It's C3.
Please tell me I'm right, Anon.

>> No.10137699

>>10137684
No anon, you just killed a bunch of people. Shame on you.

>> No.10137707

>>10137699
Do you have the legitimate solution?

>> No.10137710

>>10137707
Yes.

>> No.10137712

>>10137710
Can I have it?

>> No.10137714

>>10134164
I dun get it

>> No.10137765

e=pi=3

>> No.10137924

>>10137712
No.

>> No.10138327

>>10135648
kek

>> No.10138551

>>10136249
>"the number is false"

>> No.10138750

>>10137924
Not him but please tell me

>> No.10138771

>>10137924
I worked it out and reached the same result.

In light of the fact that you won't give us the answer will you at least point out the logical flaw in anon's reasoning?

>> No.10138775

>>10138750
>>10138771
No.

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>>10138771
>smart enough to get the right answer but not to see that you're both being trolled

>> No.10138780

>>10138775
Ok

>> No.10138782

>>10138777
>trolling
No, it's consensual.

>> No.10138783

>>10138777
Nice trips

>> No.10138788

>>10138775
Hey fuck you idiot

>> No.10138816

I just don’t understand what basis Albert made his last claim on.

>> No.10138836

>>10138816
Albert knew it was C but didn't know if it was 1 or 3, Bernard saying that he knew the answer because of what Albert initially said (which ruled out A/B for him) means that it couldn't be 1 or else he still wouldn't know the correct one, so Albert knew it must be C3

>> No.10138850
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>>10136270

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>>10134164

>> No.10139025

>>10136831
Wow this one got me right on the nose

>> No.10139205

>>10136087
god fuck

>> No.10139473

>>10137684
I just did the process myself, this is indeed the correct answer

>> No.10139476

>>10135599
Where did the sinx/x come from?

>> No.10139614

>>10136184
Just checked my text and found this question.
fucking kek

>> No.10139631 [DELETED] 

>>10135742
that unironically doesnt matter if it is the weaker sex that feels pain

>> No.10139713

>>10136184
sears and zemansky is full of these

>> No.10139892
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>>10136087
Aw shit
This brings memories
Lost

>> No.10140127

>>10136817
I miss the Barnett shitposts desu

>> No.10141108

>>10136156
>"It's all upper triangular now"
Good line, kek.

>> No.10141175

>>10135650
go away reals

>> No.10141223

>>10136215
Is b4 the correct pad?

>> No.10141241

>>10135650
GO AWAY REALS!!

>> No.10141297

>>10136204
I fukin died mate

>> No.10142219

>>10136134
Is this an introductiebrief to Mathematical induction?

>> No.10142271
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>>10136784

>> No.10142542

>>10136087
I remember the suffering

>> No.10142696

>>10135650
>>10141241
>>10141175
>>10137213
>>10135764
>>10135684
can someone explain who this is please?

>> No.10142721
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posting xkcd in /sci/related humour should be illegal, but i love this one

>> No.10142725
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>>10142721
also this

>> No.10142806

>>10142696
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rational_trigonometry
His surname is litterally wildberger

>> No.10142857

>>10135650
go away reals

>> No.10142968
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>>10142968
The waiting limit sucks, so you guys are only getting two.

>> No.10142986

>>10142725
What is supposed to be funny about this?

>> No.10143414

>>10136087
I haven't audibly kek'd in such a long time, my God...

>> No.10143425

>>10134169
Loss?

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>>10143425

>> No.10143494
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>>10136215
So we're glossing over how 20 people will die no matter what? Just put an elephant in the way.

>> No.10143550

>>10136120
Lost, all too accurate

>> No.10144094

>>10143494
whyd he draw a donut

>> No.10144632

>>10136237
imagine being so dumb that math literally causes you to fear for your own life

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>> No.10144779

>>10135842
God, patella always cracks me the fuck up

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>>10144776

>> No.10144818

>>10136280
Holy fucking kek

>> No.10144824

>>10136202
My fav

>> No.10144859
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>> No.10144873

>>10134184
NEETs are god's chosen. Working in an R&D department and getting to spend 80% of your time on whatever skunkworks takes your fancy is pretty good too though.

>> No.10144881

>>10136120
>fuck this guy just reads off the slides
>zone out for five seconds
>gif happens
How do lecturers know to time it like that.

>> No.10144883

>>10136127
Try living in a country where pharmacists are called chemists and having to tell people you're a chemist-but-not-that-kind-of-chemist, but also I'm a medicinal chemist so yes I work with medicines and medical devices.

>> No.10144889

>>10136184
Reminds me of my medicinal chem book which blasted anti-drug people.

>> No.10144898

>>10136223
Help this is not my field but I want the funny.

>> No.10144913

>>10136223
What am I looking at here? Someone who has never heard of integration?

>just read the actual paper. She repeatedly refers to her findings as Tai's formula, as if trying to establish this new cool method as her own

>> No.10144975

>>10136814
I always lose it when he just starts listing the phases of mitosis

>> No.10145004

>>10136087
I don't get it

>> No.10145024

>>10136223
What the fuck? Surely this can't be real? Why would this be a published article?

>> No.10145127

>>10136087
I don't get it.

>> No.10145172

>>10145127

It's probably an American thing, they are familiar with retardation.

>> No.10145174

>>10136204
g = pi^2
now fuck off and leave my major alone.

>> No.10145193

>>10145172
is it that he can't solve the equation so he just has a little fun decorating the equation instead?

>> No.10145199

>>10143494
Retard should have at least done b. A fucking 5 year old would realize that if there's an equal and opposite force working on something after some period it's going to return to its original location.

>> No.10145212

sin(x)/n = sinx/n = six = 6

>> No.10145296

>>10145004
>>10145127
>>10145172
>>10145193
In the way we learn to subtract in elementary school, you subtract by column right to left and if the minuend column is a smaller number than the subtrahend you “borrow” one digit from the next leftmost column.

E.g. for
1 2 8
- 1 9
you’d treat it as “18 - 9” then rewrite the next columns as:
1 1 ( )
- 1 ( )
———
1 0 9

Didn’t know euros taught it a different way. Hopefully phonefagging doesn’t butcher the formatting. And no, this isn’t common core this was the method before whatever common core does. Please do not tell me I was responding to ironic posts.

>> No.10145317

>>10145296
This is how I was taught to substract except with no rewriting involved.

>> No.10145349

>>10145296
what's the point of "teaching" kids subtraction if they aren't actually learning what is such a simple concept
I always got in trouble for just writing the answers because of how fucking stupid long subtraction is
if somebody continues to use this method into middle/high school I can guarantee you they have no future in math

>> No.10145359

>>10145349
>if somebody continues to use this method into middle/high school I can guarantee you they have no future in math
That's exactly why they teach it that way. Doesn't matter if you're good at math or not, basic algebra is needed to be a productive member of society, if nothing else at least for taxes. So even if they don't know why, they at least know how.

>> No.10145368

>>10144859
why do all of their thumbnails look like they were made by autistic 12 year olds

>> No.10145372

>>10145349
I do that still and had few issues getting though Calc 1, 2 and 3 with A's.

>> No.10145379

>>10145296
oh wow. I needed to read that equation twice. I mean, it's the same mental step anyone solving subtractions take, I just never encountered that mental step of (carrying over the one) written out as a seperate equation, and then reunited in a new equation. Just a lot of busywork to make something that's already easy a little easier.

>> No.10145385

>>10145317
By rewrite I mean do what was done in the picture and put a 1 next to the first number then cross out the next number and lower it by a digit.

>>10145349
Not exactly sure what you mean when you say they ‘aren’t actually learning the concept.’
>got in trouble for just writing the answers
Well it shows in your grammar you fuckhead.

>> No.10145388

>>10145379
>>10145385
My wording was bad you don’t rewrite the whole problem you just make little edits on it as was done in the picture.

>> No.10145394

>>10136215
Based on Albert's first statement, the letter cannot be A or B, because if it was there would be a possibility of Bernard initially knowing what pad it is (A6 or B5).
So Bernard now knows that it is C or D. This information telling him the correct pad means it must be either D2, C3, or D4, because those are the only tracks with just one C or D.
Albert himself can extrapolate this information, and the fact that he is then able to know the correct bad himself, means it must be track C, because if the letter he was told was D, he would not know which pad it is.
Answer is C3.

>> No.10145518

>>10145024
>Why would this be a published article?
Because even if you force med students to take calculus some of them are going to forget all of it by the time they graduate

>> No.10145540

>>10136280
I actually read through this and laughed but I had to open my editor to make sure I could actually do this myself still

hearty kek

>> No.10145558

>>10136280
The part that confuses me the most about coding interview horror stories is that these people somehow have CS degrees. How did that possibly happen if they don't understand how loops work?
I know they can copypaste and cheat on assignments, but these people somehow made it through an entire degree worth of exams too.

>> No.10145566

>>10145558
College is a sham, nothing surprising here.

>> No.10145628

>>10144898
The joke is that a medishit (read: not a scientist) "discovers" the trapezoid riemann sums

>> No.10145645

>>10145349
There's a secondary goal, which is to introduce ideas of base systems. Kids wont know what it means to call this spot the "10s" and this the "1000s," but it's easier for them to get if they're already used to changing a digit in one place into 10 times the digit in the place before.
No one tells them this, but they begin to formulate ideas of how abstraction, algorithms, and number systems work from the very first time they have to make a carry in addition.

>> No.10145650

>>10145379
Sometimes making something easy just a little easier means the difference between a 6 year old kid hating math and liking it.

>> No.10145741

>>10136215
You can't kill 50 people if there are only 10 in each trolley. You have all been trolley'd.

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>>10137224

>> No.10145867

>>10136814
my sides are fucking gone

>> No.10145941

>>10144883
Can u make methhhhh 4 me?????? You must know how!

>> No.10146089

>>10136156
>"I called him an irreducible matrix"
fuck why is that so funny

>> No.10146398

>>10145558
>codemonkeys all have degrees

>> No.10146406

>>10136215
Chain signal on splits, regular signals on merges.

>> No.10146584

>>10145628
That reminds me of a situational joke that gave me a laugh.
I went to a new doctor the other week because I had recently moved and needed to get some prescriptions. During the introduction the doctor asks what I do, I mention I am a research chemist and the doctor replies "Ah a man of science like myself."

>> No.10146646

>>10146584
Lol

>> No.10146921

>>10145650
fuck off man just fuck off. everyone knows that. fuckin hell do u think I'm a retard and I haven't considered that?

go drink ur alphabet soup and flirt with ur mom
sjw libtard

>> No.10146929

>>10135650
"GO AWAY REALS"

>> No.10146967

>>10137107
nice

>> No.10146969

>>10145645
>but they begin to formulate ideas of how abstraction, algorithms, and number systems work from the very first time they have to make a carry in addition.

When was the last time you were a kid. They do fucking not. They do their homework because if they get good grades the go to the arcade or whatever.

They’re not like “ Oh! Ah! FUCK! I get it now! This reminds me if the nature of algorithms!”

>> No.10147070

>>10146969
>thinking this was how everyone except you thought as a kid
t. snowflake

>> No.10147113

>>10134164
https://youtu.be/j4hW7AwETZA

>> No.10147167

>>10135657
How is c++ inherently unsafe with memory management? Dumb image, learn how memory works dummy.

>> No.10147243

>>10136092
>1000 feet per Kilo feet
Exhaled audibly through my nostrils

>> No.10147418

>>10145349
what method do you use for subtraction?
>inb4 I jus eyeball it

>> No.10147440

>>10145558
>>10145566
Why are you talking about CS degrees when you see a pic about self-taught web-developers?

>> No.10147653

>>10135616
Jesis christ

>> No.10148015

Does anyone have the meme where the CS students greets the Maths student, and the Maths student responds that he doesn't talk to CS casuals or whatever?

>> No.10148084

>>10135650
Go away reals!

>> No.10148275

>>10147418
>he has to cheat with a shortcut instead of counting down on his fingers like a real man
fucking fag

>> No.10148288

>>10147440
>either has never spoken to a cs major or is one himself

>> No.10148292

>>10145558
Professors get in trouble if they fail most their students. Stubborn ones are fired. Speak to any dean.

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>>10136136

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>>10148296

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>>10134164

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>>10135650
go away reals

>> No.10148394

>>10148362
I don't get it

>> No.10148401

>>10148385
>wildbooger rejects the ontological argument

>> No.10148410

>>10137714
>I dun get it
It took Gauss 40 years to prove, and it still hasn't been proven yet.
>Michio Kaku is a living meme that never stops giving.

>> No.10148458

>>10135650
GO AWAY REALS

>> No.10149268

>>10135650
GO AWAY REALS

>> No.10149287

>>10137765
I had a psychotic episode last year where I thought the Boltzmann constant was related to e and the speed of light was related to pi and Hippolyte Fizeau's originally calculation was right. I wrote 5 notebooks worth of insane gibberish on entropy and the universe, flunked out of grad school and was finally arrested for some unpleasantness in a delusional state and sent to a psychiatric ward. Seeing e, pi, c, and the number 3 sends shivers down my spine and makes me remember that dark time in my life

>> No.10149346

>>10149287
>arrested for some unpleasantness in a delusional state
So you gonna tell a story?

>> No.10149395

>>10149346
I already told a story, but anyway I was having most of my hallucinations when i would walk around the streets all night and I thought the moon was doing weird things and such.

I dont remember exactly what was going on in my head but Id basically started communicating with higher alien beings on my laptop who were in communication with god. They told me that gods gravitys rainbow was gonna unlock at since on such and such day and I needed to prepare. Apparently God had sent down a prophet (Thomas Pynchon) who'd encrypted his novels with knowledge and data and I was going to unlock it.

One of these delusions was that all black people were going to turn white and have blue eyes but they had to mummify themselves in ultraviolet garb and bathe in milk outdoors at night the day the rainbow that'll engulf the world is unlocked. I proceeded to inform the black populace of south side Chicago and things went bad really really fast and I had a gun pulled out on me in broad day light in front of a squad car. I explained the situation to that cop and was put in hand cuffs and sent to a psych ward. You happy anon you heard my ridiculously embarrassing psychotic episode. Honestly theres alot more cause my psychosis lasted almost a year. Now my life outlook is bleak and I don't know if I can work a job to make money anymore cause my brain is in negative symptom mode and I dont know when i'll be able to recover from disordered brain fog.

>> No.10149426

>>10149395
Out of curiosity, (how much) did you do psychedelics

>> No.10149453

>>10149426
I dont drink or smoke weed. I just developed schizophrenia.

>> No.10149545

>>10149453
I said psychedelics, fucky, not “drink or smoke weed” why would you even give me that response

>> No.10149550

>>10149545
>psychedelics
I dont use any drugs including psychedelics ie. LSD, weed or shrooms. Ive drunk alcohol and I didnt like it cause its tastes bad

>> No.10149568

>>10149550
Sorry to hear you’ve had unprovoked symptoms then, honestly.

>> No.10149615

>>10136280
Candidate a cute tbqh

>> No.10149663

>>10135650
GO AWAY REALS

>> No.10150469

Does Wildberger know he's a meme?

>> No.10150474

>>10150469
no idea but somebody should skim through the comments of his videos and find out

>> No.10150565

>>10149395
You seem to be communicating coherently here so I there's something. You don't think you're really that far gone do you?

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>>10150469

>> No.10150589

>>10150581
>the profile picture
Why am I laughing so much?

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>>10150589

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>> No.10150660

>>10135650
GO AWAY REALS

>> No.10150682

>>10150596
Wouldn't a child be a temporary decrease in entropy?

>> No.10150690

>>10150682
t.never even seen a child in person

>> No.10150716

>>10150469
[math]\color{red}{\underline{\mathcal{Yes}!}}[/math]

>> No.10150727

[math]\color{teal}{\underline{\mathtt{>>10150716}}}[/math]
test

>> No.10150758

>>10150565
>far gone
Im medicated and doing better than before but im hourly in that I have delusions but i catch myself thanks to the meds. I have to re-read sentences multiple times to understand them.

>> No.10151244

>>10145368
YouTube bux

>> No.10151384

>>10137383
wait wtf did you do

>> No.10151468

>>10134169
I laughed more than I should've

>> No.10152162

>>10136166
the mathemetician's face always gets me.

>> No.10152205

>Chinese prof keeps saying Lip Shits
>Read Notes
>Lipschitz
>kek

>> No.10152215

>>10152205
that's how you say it

>> No.10152223

>>10152215
Still funny. Also fairly sure every analysis student spelled lipschitz in their proof as lipshitz at least once.

>> No.10152317

>>10144975
*meiosis