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>tfw no astralopithecus qt3.14 gf to protect you

Just kill me now.

>> No.10130762

Furry pls go.

>> No.10130874

that hair dont look very australopithecey to me

>> No.10130949

>>10130874
yeah, overall she looks like your mother, pig

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>>10130760

>> No.10131135

>>10131022
My ancestor :)

>> No.10131310

What would be needed to disprove human evolution, what is that doesn't convince people and make it sound fake?

>> No.10131394

>>10130760
I'd fuck that

>> No.10131717

>>10131310
Only the holy words of Jeebus Cripes

>> No.10131754

Zana the ape woman! Go!??

>> No.10131780

>>10130760
Must have been nice to live in that time, sure you had very high chances of living an dying in horrible pain, BUT but, if you somehow survived you could fuck as much females as you wanted. Like just grab them, overpower them, insert the dick and get pleasure, over and over again, on thousands of 18-25 yo girls. must have been nice.

>> No.10131791

Like, no womans rights, no sjw, no nothing. if you happened to be near 5 females, you grabbed them and impregnated them. hell, even without all the slut shaming they would have been down for it

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>>10131780
>>10131791
until Grug gets mad you touched one of his harem and beats you into submitting to anal rape before he smashes you with grugstick

>> No.10131801

Furfag detected

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>>10131796
>nail
This a no-nail-on-bat cave, didn't you see the stone sign?

>> No.10131828

>>10131796
Yeah he would have probably raped you before killing you, or rape you were you were dying...

still, if you won, you got to had sex with a number of chicks that would not be realistic today, worth the risk.

The notion of a 15 yo virgin was totally alien to that time, if you lived to that age that ment you were strong and were raping women left and right.

Also, "rape" was relative since they would have submited willingly to the alpha.

Rape exists today solely because society enables weaker genes to impose themselves, a fertile woman would never say no to a true alpha

>> No.10131831

>>10131022
Why did early humans did not have big tits?

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>>10131831
^THIS

Why have women basically only been THICC and curvaceous in the past 50 or so years?! IT PISSES ME OFF

>Have a time travel fetish
>Have a tribal women fetish
>Have a conquest and rape fetish
>Only prefer women with big fat tits and ass

At least I can't actually act out my time travel fantasies. Imagine how pissed I'd be if I *could* go back in time and rape as many dumb primitives as I wanted, but they were all bloated from starvation or thin and boyish. Yuck...

>> No.10131890

>>10131845
>At least I can't actually act out my time travel fantasies. Imagine how pissed I'd be if I *could* go back in time and rape as many dumb primitives as I wanted, but they were all bloated from starvation or thin and boyish. Yuck...
I think it would be a pretty enjoyable experience still.

Also, it was a time when stds were still getting their act together, none of the tough ones, just easy ones that get wrekted by antibiotics

>> No.10131931

>>10131831
Most women have smaller tits than that, lad. They're only 'big' because they're overweight, using accentuating bras and clothing, or have an overabundant diet that allows big bongos to grow.

>> No.10131955

>>10131931
>Most women have smaller tits than that, lad. They're only 'big' because they're overweight, using accentuating bras and clothing, or have an overabundant diet that allows big bongos to grow.
No, it's genetic. There are skinny girls with big tits, that's why it's hard to get henceforth, valuable.

Remember

Fat girl with big tits is like skinny man with abs.

>> No.10132040

>>10131955
Skinny girl with big tits won't have big tits if she doesn't have an beyond-survival diet.

>> No.10132050

>>10131931
just as a side note, not only are the australopithecus female's boobs pretty average by human standards, but also the australopithecus male's dick is quite average by human standards

>> No.10132055

>>10131931
>coping with not being able to mate with a superior big breasted.
enjoy inferior kids because of less milk

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>>10131780
>>10131791
>>10131828

>> No.10132190

>>10132055
is tit size really correlated with milk nutrition value?

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>>10131780
>>10131791
>>10131828
>t. guys who don't know anything about ape social structures
congratulations, you dumb incels made me cringe so hard I fell off my chair

>> No.10133207

>>10131791
>Like, no womans rights, no sjw, no nothing.
Man, do I envy our ancestors. Women knew their proper station in life and didn't have kikes to delude them of false equality.

>> No.10134176

>>10130760
Michelle Obama?

>> No.10134948

>>10132421
what does being an incel have to do with it? do you think people who get laid a lot also know about prehistoric mating rituals?
>>10132190
no, not at all

>> No.10135246

>In this thread OP talks about his love for Nigerian women

>> No.10136325

>>10130760
Don't despair anon, you can go get one at an inner city neighborhood near you