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Ok, idk if u saw the thread last night so ima just going to recap. i made a program that generates graphs based on the number of google results to a search.

so like for this one the search term is "i am <x> years old" and the args wear 1-60

il post some of the better ones.

i need more ideas of what to plug into it.
give me ideas.

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>> No.1011406

XKCD did this

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>> No.1011409

>>1011406
yea thats wear i got the idea for the program

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>> No.1011417

i need more ideas for graphs

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>> No.1011465

>>1011409
>>1011393
>wear

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>> No.1011513 [DELETED] 

Femanon here, 19/f/us - im bored, someone add my msn for a chat! 58
Seriously, i need someone to chat / cam with! add: DatKatX@live.com ! 39

>> No.1011514 [DELETED] 

26
im so booooored, wanna cam? DatKatX@live.com .. 31

>> No.1011516 [DELETED] 

Femanon here, 19/f/us - im bored, someone add my msn for a chat! 93
Seriously, i need someone to chat / cam with! add: DatKatX@live.com ! 70

>> No.1011515 [DELETED] 

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 95
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 40

>> No.1011512

black people are <x>

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>> No.1011522 [DELETED] 

99
im so booooored, wanna cam? DatKatX@live.com .. 63

>> No.1011523 [DELETED] 

38
im so booooored, wanna cam? DatKatX@live.com .. 55

>> No.1011529 [DELETED] 

74
im so booooored, wanna cam? DatKatX@live.com .. 97

>> No.1011530 [DELETED] 

Femanon here, 19/f/us - im bored, someone add my msn for a chat! 21
Seriously, i need someone to chat / cam with! add: DatKatX@live.com ! 25

>> No.1011531 [DELETED] 

Femanon here, 19/f/us - im bored, someone add my msn for a chat! 55
Seriously, i need someone to chat / cam with! add: DatKatX@live.com ! 26

>> No.1011520 [DELETED] 

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 68
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 4

>> No.1011524 [DELETED] 

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 88
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 46

>> No.1011525 [DELETED] 

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 38
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 37

>> No.1011527 [DELETED] 

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 46
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 70

>> No.1011528 [DELETED] 

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 100
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 56

>> No.1011532 [DELETED] 

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 6
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 23

>> No.1011521

my iq is <x>

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>> No.1011562 [DELETED] 

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im so booooored, wanna cam? DatKatX@live.com .. 43

>> No.1011563 [DELETED] 

Femanon here, 19/f/us - im bored, someone add my msn for a chat! 30
Seriously, i need someone to chat / cam with! add: DatKatX@live.com ! 32

>> No.1011565 [DELETED] 

Femanon here, 19/f/us - im bored, someone add my msn for a chat! 24
Seriously, i need someone to chat / cam with! add: DatKatX@live.com ! 14

>> No.1011569 [DELETED] 

55
im so booooored, wanna cam? DatKatX@live.com .. 46

>> No.1011567 [DELETED] 

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 53
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 75

>> No.1011568 [DELETED] 

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 45
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 35

>> No.1011570 [DELETED] 

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 1
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 51

>> No.1011571 [DELETED] 

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 53
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 12

>> No.1011561

>>1011483


LOL amerifag here, who wants to visit kazakhstan XD

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>> No.1011592 [DELETED] 

Femanon here, 19/f/us - im bored, someone add my msn for a chat! 46
Seriously, i need someone to chat / cam with! add: DatKatX@live.com ! 40

>> No.1011593 [DELETED] 

10
im so booooored, wanna cam? DatKatX@live.com .. 24

>> No.1011590 [DELETED] 

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 78
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 21

>> No.1011591 [DELETED] 

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 15
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 60

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>> No.1011594 [DELETED] 

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 74
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 63

>> No.1011595 [DELETED] 

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 27
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 41

>> No.1011596 [DELETED] 

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 90
if youre from US, add my msn: DatKat@live.com!! And ask for cam! 19

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>> No.1011683 [DELETED] 

Femanon here, 19/f/us - im bored, someone add my msn for a chat! 44
Seriously, i need someone to chat / cam with! add: DatKatX@live.com ! 32

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gives an idea of age of Femanons

>> No.1011921 [DELETED] 

Femanon here, 19/f/us - im bored, someone add my msn for a chat! 43
Seriously, i need someone to chat / cam with! add: DatKatX@live.com ! 97

>> No.1011920

can i has
>program that generates graphs based on the number of google results to a search.

>> No.1011922 [DELETED] 

Femanon here, 19/f/us - im bored, someone add my msn for a chat! 45
Seriously, i need someone to chat / cam with! add: DatKatX@live.com ! 81

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>> No.1012301

>>1012271
"i fap 4 times a day" gives me 1780 results
what the fuck is this

>> No.1012324

>>1012301
did u add the "" in your search? my program adds ""

>> No.1012338

>>1012324
of course i did

>> No.1012354

the "" make it so google only returns exact results
so searching ("i fap 4 times a day") returns 9 results when searching (i fap 4 times a day) returns 485,000
i figured it would be better to be more exact ;D

>> No.1012372

>>1012354
duh, it's pretty obvious to include the quotation marks. It's what I did and it say it has 1780 results. Google is only displaying two pages though, no idea why

>> No.1012377

>>1012338
well idk when i search it i get 9.. did u show the omitted cus i dont.

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>>1012398
I love the... categorization there, bud.

>> No.1012413

What language did you use to create this? What framework for the graphs?

>> No.1012417

>>1011407
i see theres at least some results for 4-7. wtf?

>> No.1012426

>>1011393
And the spike at 8 doesn't bug you?

>> No.1012449

>>1012426
the spike is at 7.

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>> No.1012461

please can i have a copy of theis marvelous program

>> No.1012481

>>1012398
lol horses get more action than niggers

>> No.1012492

>>1012449
your looking at i am x years old - he is talking about i lost my virginity at x

>> No.1012495

>>1012461
got a good place to upload it?

>> No.1012505

>>1012495
rapidshare??

>> No.1012515

how about "i like to be <x>"

>> No.1012520

>>1012492
ah, i see. i went by the one you had quoted.

my mistake.

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>>1011393
pretty cool stuff

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come one give me more ideas...

>> No.1012546

i will upload in a sec, im adding a help =)

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share program?

>> No.1012554

I got <x> problems

>> No.1012564

>>1012554
but a <x> ain't one

>> No.1012567

"i've died x times" 1-100

>> No.1012594

http://rapidshare.com/files/391206283/Google_Graphs.exe.html

>> No.1012597

it only has 10 dls left before rapid share removes it so hurry up!

>> No.1012600

>>1012594
Is this legit? Or some faggot posting viruses?

>> No.1012604

I am 15 y/o girl! :3

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>> No.1012623

>>1012604
really? are you now?

>> No.1012624

>>1012600
It's legit, alhough the program threw an exception on my machine (win2k)

>> No.1012626

>>1012616
its legit =)
>>1012600

>> No.1012634

>>1012624
lols well it works on 7 so maybe u should upgrade =)

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>> No.1012742

>>1012672

96 must be some obscure cover. Have your prog look into it...

>> No.1012761

i have <x> red balloons.

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>> No.1012792

>>1011564

>black people are black

i lol'd

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>> No.1012811

never going to give <x> up

>> No.1012813

>>1012768
pi = 3 has that many results? wtfh? they never gave me pi as anything less than 3.14, so that we at least understood that its not a neat number. that graph is faggotry.

>> No.1012816

i had sex with <X>

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>> No.1012825

the world is at the mercy of <x>

options:
Cthulu, god, satan, china, your mom, my penis, japan, korea, vegeta, aids.

>> No.1012850

>>1011682
I've noticed this isn't the first graph regarding women and ages where there was a huge drop at "18". You think that could be because of the way Google filters searches that could likely bring up porn?

>> No.1012852

I am <x> and what is this?

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>> No.1012863

Someone do "I believe in god" vs "I don't believe in god"

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>> No.1012914

>>1012825
?

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>>1012825
i did that one but it didnt return any results so i moved on

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>> No.1012978

can you reupload to megaupload?

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>>1012978
to lazy to make an acount

>> No.1013022

guise, the download limit has been reached on the rapidshare link, does anyone want to re-upload it to somewhhere else? mediafire or sumthin?

>> No.1013052

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?qjtmgkzmqyx
try this one

>> No.1013060

>>1013052
hope im not getting trolled...

>> No.1013067

>>1013052
wait, binary file? pssh

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>>1013060
ur not

>> No.1013083

>>1013022
http://www.gazup.com/wxzFs-google_graphs.exe-download-mirrors

>> No.1013134

Snuffy, does your program check that google hasn't stopped it searching cause it thinks it's a bot?
I think it might, considering how many of those graphs are very different to the results I'm getting.

>> No.1013157

>>1013134
the program checks dont worry =)

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>> No.1013168

>>1012813
the bible says it's three :(

>> No.1013184

>>1013022
FUCK Rapidshare, I mean seriously, there is NO worse file hosting service in existence. If you want more than 10 downloads of your file, you must pay. If you want to download more than LIKE 100 MB in 24 hours, you must pay. They patrol the fuck out of uploads for copyrighted material and shit, I've gone through lists of dozens of porns and crap that are only a week or two old to find them all deleted for ToS violations. Randomly half the time if everything else works, you'll get a "the servers are too busy fuck off" dialog pop-up, there is no fucking excuse for their bullshit.

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>> No.1013212

>>1013184
Actually, porn just gets reported really fast. They don't actively patrol for copyrighted material, that would be impossible, seeing as they have petabytes of information on their servers.

>> No.1013216

>>1013184
Actually, a collector's account is free and allows for unlimited downloads of your file.

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lols and i am using google to get this info

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