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Wtf is going on with this guy,

>> No.10089480

>>10089478
He inhaled too many weeb interns.

>> No.10089481

>>10089478
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-10-23/musk-says-twitter-locked-his-account-after-fearing-it-was-hacked

>> No.10089486
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>>10089480
That one time he smoked 1 marijuan mustve done the most damage >>10089481
Actually pic related

>> No.10089495

>>10089478
He's trying to deflect from the fact that Tesla had another non-profitable quarter and will run out of cash soon.

>> No.10089538

>>10089478
He has transcended humanity. It's too bad he cannot become a wraith and make us mortals bow down to him.

>> No.10089590

>>10089478
Doing damage control.
Also, not /sci/.

>> No.10089623
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>>10089486
We warned you that drug use was degenerate but you didn't listen

>> No.10089640

>>10089623
When somebody with harmonica says that, we're sure which side of coin we're looking at. Degenerates know degenerates easily.

>> No.10089674

>>10089538
He unironically may be an insert from whatever reality created the simulation that we reside in

>> No.10089676

How can a company like Tesla which is following all the megatrends be doing so badly financially?

>> No.10089678

>>10089676
say it with me

buy the dip

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>>10089676

>> No.10089865

>>10089676

its cus we live in hell and all efforts will sooner or later perish. All that matters Is a craving for salvation by Lord Jesus Christ

>> No.10089874
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I love japan period!

>> No.10089888

>>10089674
Shillboys are hilarious. A dude that can't run a car company must be some sort of godly creature.

>> No.10089903

>>10089478

I don't understand why having millions he also has completely zero taste in clothing also wearing that cretin like goatie and fake moustache is just another reason to drive investors attention from the financial results.

>> No.10090008

>>10089874
Underrated

>> No.10090015

>>10089874
GIRUGAMESH!!!!

>> No.10090143

This is because he smoked weed once.

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>>10089478

>> No.10090228

>>10089478
>chibi Wolverine
By that he means a Funko because he is a tasteless pleb.

>> No.10090232

>>10089478
Was there a lemur?

>> No.10090309

>>10090143
No, this is for far much different reasons.

>> No.10090404

How to win against news propaganda on the internet ?

become a meme lord

>> No.10090478

>>10089623
That’s an accordion

>> No.10090495

>>10089478
He's just too based.

>> No.10090497

>>10089903
He has a degree in physics and they tend to have pretty bad taste in clothing.

>> No.10090507

Do you guys remember Kony 2012? Remember how he went crazy after a while because the pressure was too much and the movement was a total lie?


It’s only a matter of time for musk to bust. He knows he can’t reach mars.

>> No.10090508

>>10089676
He pissed off a Rothschild who *owns* the media

>> No.10090520

>>10090309
Wrong

>> No.10090523

>>10090507
Yes but everyone could call the kony dudes bullshit from the beginning, nothing (engineering-wise) is impossible with Musk's Mars architecture.

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>>10090523
You may think that, but the truth is Mars is actually just closeup pictures of my dog.


Wake up sheeple

>> No.10090788

>>10089674
That or he doesnt give a shit about anything anymore

>> No.10090793

>>10090651
That’s a good boye right there :)

>> No.10090803

>>10090523
>nothing (engineering-wise) is impossible with Musk's Mars architecture.
>somehow thinks sending hundreds of people at a time on a giant rocket that's equivalent to the N1 soviet rocket, without any sort of inherent escape system in the case of a failure directly to a planet is okay
yeah sure anon

>> No.10091386

How long before he tweets about whether traps are gay or not?

>> No.10091422
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10091422

Elon has simply realized that we are truly living in a simulation. He has accepted that mostly everyone is an NPC. He's just a player character having some fun

>> No.10091576

>>10089676
...execution?

>> No.10091805
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10091805

Really makes me think

>> No.10091839

>>10091422
this.
/thread

>> No.10092456

>>10090497
d-delet

>> No.10092474

>>10091422
Based

>> No.10092834

>>10089478
He trying to hint that his next business venture will revolve around VR hentai porn.

>> No.10092858

>>10089478
Kake and gay.
Also
>chibi Wolverine
wut

>> No.10092863

>>10092858
True and hetero

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>>10089676
You know, the usual.

>> No.10093072

>>10091422
I've had this impression of him for a while now. Just imagine how the average person must appear to somebody like him. Helpless, impotent and completely without direction, just going through the motions of humanity instead of actually getting shit done.

>> No.10093088

>>10089888
How would a godly being make sure that you don't suspect? He would fail to run a car company.

>> No.10093128

He gave up.

All possibilities of saving humanity from an extinction event are over, he realizes that no matter how hard you try, no matter how long you try, you're inevitably gonna be wiped out.

(Unless we find a way to travel at greater speeds than c or terraform Earth)

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>>10093128
>he thinks you need FTL to colonize the galaxy
>he thinks you need planets
Sublight works just fine, and no element exists that an asteroid doesn't have in abundance
I hate daft fuckers thinking that the future MUST be star trek

>> No.10093367

>>10093141
>he thinks you need FTL to colonize the galaxy
This galaxy? No. Other galaxies? Yes. The stars will go out (yes, even red dwarfs) before you have crossed a good chunk of the observable universe. And that's without expansion.

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>>10089495
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.10094256

>>10089676
Megatrends are mostly empty hype. Shills create them and clueless media fucktards spread the message.

>> No.10094259

>>10089478
Hes winning

>> No.10094278

>>10093367
You don't need FTL to colonize other galaxies either. Every galaxy within 100 million light years is entirely accessible to us with sublight travel, and even up to a billion light years out is plausible. The ultimate goal of any intergalactic civilization would just be to harvest as much mass and energy as possible and then feed it into the nearest convenient black hole anyway.

>> No.10094288

>>10093367
Even if you're only going 10% of c, you can travel about about 10 trillion light years before star formation ends.

>> No.10094301

>>10089478
he claims to have been experimenting with transhumanist enhancements (see: rogan interview) likely he jacked into cyberpace and was overtaken by shitposting.

>> No.10094316

>>10094278

Nobody is going to ride on ship knowing they'll die of old age before they reach their destination.

muh space fanboys are delusional.

>> No.10094325

>>10094316
Just because you wouldn't want too, dosen't mean that other people necessarily wouldn't.

>> No.10094328

>>10089640
see
>>10090478

>> No.10094333

>>10089640
What drugs do you have be on for you to infuse a harmonica with an accordion, because I wan't some.

>> No.10094372

>>10093072
Kek so true, Elon was way ahead of the pack on the NPC meme.

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>>10089478

>> No.10094424

>>10089478
the guy is clearly just extremely autistic.
>>10090143
He did it a lot more than once. That ugly Grimes bitch had him making 420 jokes like a fucking child and ended up getting sued over it.

>> No.10094434

>>10094377
Pol is actually really cute sometimes

>> No.10094446

>>10094434
that's not /pol/, it's a fed honeypot
possibly some other group trying to look like feds
they're collecting ip addresses, do not click

>> No.10094456

>>10094446
if it is then why?
they litreally can't do anything with my IP and there's nothing illegal by posting on /sci/
my IP: 37.191.167.22

>> No.10094471

>>10094456
There's also the fact that IP addresses are dynamically assigned for most residential connections.

>> No.10094488

>>10089676

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DPxJhOgFpQ

>> No.10094678 [DELETED] 

>>10089495
OHHH OHHHH OH NO NOOOO NO NO NO NOOOOO HAAAAAAAAAA11!11

>> No.10094715

>>10089903
Because he care nor have to. Ideas and fun interest him more than what people think.
It's a common pattern in INTPs or in general in successful introverted people.
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs weren't super fashionable either.

>> No.10094722

>>10089640
>Harmonica
Nigga what the fuck?!

>> No.10094732

>>10089478
I think he is having a mental breakdown or something, probably just realize he is in THAT period of time every bussinessman has to face, you either make a succeful company and survive, or you either broke and fail.

>> No.10094747

>>10094471
ISPs keep track of which IP address gets assigned to who at what time

>> No.10094749

My dream is to see tesla bought out by GM, and spacex by Boeing.
Oh, an memelon in prison.

I give it 5 years tops before fulfillment.

>> No.10094763

>>10089495
BTFO

>> No.10094770

>>10094749
Why would your dream be for incompetent corporations that are "too big to fail" to control entire industries?

>> No.10094881

>>10094770

How are the the companies leading their respective industries in any way "incompetent"?

In what fanboi alternate dimension are you living in?

I just stated inevitable facts. That's all.

>> No.10094898

>>10094881
if you think Elon will go to prison you are utterly delusional, the whole SEC thing will result in a fine

spaceflight companies are demonstrably incompetent because of half a century of stagnation in the industry

>> No.10094946

>>10094316
>die of old age
This will not be a thing that exists in 500 years.

>> No.10094947

>>10094881
>GM
>Competent
t.zoomer who was too young to care for the housing market bubble.

>> No.10094955

Tries his best to appeal to the average redditor and become a pop-sci mascot

>> No.10094970

>>10094881
I'll call Boeing competent when they can engineer a new launch vehicle without it being a decade+ behind schedule and multiple billions overbudget. They're broken as a company and are barely even operational at this point. Many of their engineers (and former engineers) have come out and posted online about what a shitshow it is internally, with managers constantly dragging their feet creating problems just to ensure their own employment.

GM is much less of a joke but they need to get off their asses and turn their flagship cars electric. The Bolt is good, but it's not manufactured in anywhere the quantity it needs to be and Chevy dealers won't even tell you about the damned thing because they don't make anything off of maintenance on EVs. If GM electrified everything, the dealers would have no choice in the matter.

>> No.10095011

>>10094970
If you are talking about the SLS it is neither behind schedule, since there isn't one, nor overbudget. Congress sees no issues with the project whatsoever. And Boeing has fulfilled 90% of its contract so far and has been rewarded accordingly.

>> No.10095078

>>10094970
GM had to get bailed out of bankruptcy with gibs.

>> No.10095434

>>10090478
Accordiong to who?

>> No.10095436

>>10094456
Norway is too fucking cold anyway. Enjoy masturbating in the snow, Sven.

>> No.10095496

>>10091422

Will neurolink deliver me from brainlet IQ?
I want to be able to learn on the edge of knowledge.

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My guess is grimes got him into anime.
>tfw too stupid to finish uni and work for Elon

>> No.10096020

>>10089676
because people bought to many of them before he had the industrial capacity to make that many

>> No.10096040

>>10089623
>>10089486
He didnt inhale it, the smoke was only in his mouth. So only a incredebly small amount was actually absorbed by his body.
I unironily think it could be due to the ambien he is consuming. Z-Drugs are fairly similar to benzodiazephines. Hypnotics often cause personality changes. Also he is rich and likes beeing productive, it´s likely he consumed coke or adderal once.
He likes sci-fi so I am not suprised that he likes anime.

>> No.10096653

>>10094333
in polish/russian you can say harmoszka(хapмoшкa) and akordeon(aкopдeoн) both meaning accordion

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>>10096653
I've never seen people saying "harmoszka". I just call it akordeon.

Maybe you mean harmonijka which is pic related.

>> No.10096739

>>10096722
its probably some rural gwara. i heard it from my góral-grandpa and my friend from a village

>> No.10097004

>>10094316
By the time anybody's seriously considering colonizing other galaxies, humans will probably be very different from what they are now. And there will be quadrillions of them.

>> No.10097010

>>10093515
>>10094678
>normies spouting niggers memes share this board with me now
I want to go back

>> No.10097017

>>10094881
They are competent at abusing the existing legal framework and political maneuvering to stay on top of the market. They are not competent at producing good product quickly and at low costs. Just look at the bloat in SLS.

>> No.10097366

>>10089495
Tesla was profitable this quarter, Broski

>> No.10097447

>>10095011
Try to be more subtle next time, shill.

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>>10089478
Pure meme goodness. Inject it straight into my brain blood barrier, Elon-tan!!

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>>10089478
>>10097465

>> No.10097488

>>10089478
>>10089480
>>10089481
>>10089486


make Genetically Engineered Catgirls for Domestic Ownership

https://youtu.be/AGeKc-zXBcI

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>>10097488
Genetically Engineered Catgirls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rt2avRZvBs

>> No.10097504

>>10097483
that is a wolf elon you fuckface retard

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>> No.10097540

>>10089478
Trying to clean up his image from an angry media-bashing, non-profitable megalomaniac to a cool nerdy CEO who likes the animays like the kids now

>> No.10097544

What was the final nail in the coffin that broke him and made him cross the rubicon?

>> No.10097552

>>10097540
You really think he'd talk about anime if he wanted to be seen as cool?

>> No.10098428

>>10097552
anime is easily more mainstream than it was 10 years ago, particularly among millenials and zoomers

>> No.10098432

>>10089478
Grimes ruined him

>> No.10098457

>>10098428
Anime was mainstreamish in the early 2000s