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Anonymous Mon Oct 22 13:24:38 2018 No.10087898 [Reply] [Original]

Does your university use smell tests?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 13:26:41 2018 No.10087902 Americans..

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 13:28:30 2018 No.10087906 >>10087898 wowwww awesome. for real i wish i could say that to this one annoying bitch in my office

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 13:29:10 2018 No.10087909 >>10087902 that's a leaf school actually, I was in this guy's calculus class before

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 13:29:41 2018 No.10087913 I bet they're all CS majors

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 14:04:51 2018 No.10087999 >>10087898 >but my pheromones

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 16:31:51 2018 No.10088322 File: 42 KB, 437x501, 1537813258930.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10087898 >this is real

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 16:33:38 2018 No.10088328 >>10087898 Just don't go to class that day

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 16:37:38 2018 No.10088336 >>10087898 you a stinky boy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 16:40:04 2018 No.10088344 >>10087898 How the hell am I suppose to weed out the competition?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 16:42:19 2018 No.10088351 This is why STEM is a joke. Pajeet poostreet and ching chong don't Fucking bathe and IT ISNT A FUCKING MEME

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 16:43:32 2018 No.10088355 >>10087898 holy shit, how bad do you have to stank to get that sent to you? Fuckin hell.

Anonymous Mon Oct 22 16:47:30 2018 No.10088368 [DELETED]

>>10087898
>Use deodorant
>Put aluminum nanoparticles on highly absorbent areas of your body for maximally efficient transdermal delivery
>Mask your natural pheromones to prevent natural attraction between genetically compatible people
>Literally steal from yourself the ability to attract the interest of women with your PHEROMONES and SUPERIOR DIET
By golly, sure thing! I'll get right on that.

>>10087999
UNIRONICALLY.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 16:48:57 2018 No.10088374 >>10087898 >When you don't want to interact with the Indians in your school but you don't want to look racist Impressive, he should teach law instead of math

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 17:06:25 2018 No.10088405 >>10087898 They all should

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 18:06:02 2018 No.10088536 VIRGIN at top left LMAO

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 18:07:18 2018 No.10088538 >>10088536 Spotted that and legit looked to see if anyone else saw it hahahahhaa

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 18:08:18 2018 No.10088539 >>10088536 >>10088538 it's a cell phone carrier in the US you autists

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 18:10:21 2018 No.10088541 >>10087898 Plot twist: Only you received this email.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 18:11:47 2018 No.10088545 >>10087909 EVEN SMUGGER POOR AMERICANS

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 18:13:56 2018 No.10088549 >>10087898 Based professor >>10088368 You’ll never be close enough to a girl for pheromones to even matter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 18:22:31 2018 No.10088565 >>10087898 how many female students are going to accuse that professor of harassment

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 18:24:37 2018 No.10088570 >>10088549 >You’ll never be close enough to a girl for pheromones to even matter. Oh yeah? Well I go grocery shopping every week or so, and the cashiers are usually WOMEN. What do you have to say about THAT, wise guy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 18:27:01 2018 No.10088577 >>10088368 >>Put aluminum nanoparticles on highly absorbent areas of your body for maximally efficient transdermal delivery So what's the skinny on that? As Far As We Know(TM), the substance in question is safe to be exposed to, right? Right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 18:27:55 2018 No.10088581 >>10088368 >pheromones do you also piss on corners in your neighborhood to mark your territory?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 18:31:55 2018 No.10088591 >>10088577 >Right? Hah, yeah.... >>10088581 I live in a rural area, so I piss wherever I feel like. I could walk out in the road and piss there too, with low odds of anyone coming through. I don't have anything about urine anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 22 18:58:02 2018 No.10088659 >>10088355 He sent this to the whole class

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 00:01:00 2018 No.10089157 >>10087898 >He doesn't ask his professor if he can use the office shower before getting help

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 00:06:06 2018 No.10089164 >>10087898 The legality of a smell test seems dubious at best in a quasi-government institution.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 00:09:37 2018 No.10089170 >>10087898 >literally, LITERALLY penis inspections in colleges now wew fucking lad

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 00:15:44 2018 No.10089182 >>10087898 beeeeeeeerrrrrrap......here you go teach.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 04:35:20 2018 No.10089574 >>10088351 Do some indian students really take shit in the street?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 04:46:21 2018 No.10089584 >>10087898 imagine if it's a girl haha

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 05:11:20 2018 No.10089608 >>10088368 deodorant is fake/a meme but so is pheremones

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 05:18:03 2018 No.10089618 >>10088368 Deodorant doesn't contain aluminum nanoparticles, that's antiperspirant. All deodersnt is is another form of smelly stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 10:58:28 2018 No.10090080 The same shit happened to a concurent Engineering School, close to mine. Apparently students weren't showering and a email was sent telling them to bathe once in a while. Still makes me laugh lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 11:00:13 2018 No.10090082 Small world, I'm taking MAT135 at the same college. I do put on deodorant... usually.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 20:40:17 2018 No.10091203 >>10087898 No, but they should institute them for the CS students.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 20:54:25 2018 No.10091234 >>10087898 imagine not completing calculus in High School

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 22:00:41 2018 No.10091374 >>10091234 >His University lets him skip calculus lmao what clown school do you go to?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 22:03:33 2018 No.10091381 >>10091374 Real universities don't teach calculus at all, because that's part of the stuff you are supposed to know before you get accepted in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 23 22:14:09 2018 No.10091405 File: 78 KB, 269x345, 5aa6bd533aaa12a13089b4b72fa2dfd11fa6176fcee502af90dfddd849365317.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10087898 FUCKIN RACIST

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 01:07:13 2018 No.10091704 >>10087898 >virgin and how!

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 01:18:48 2018 No.10091722

In my first year of college we had "Discrete Math" right after a "Discrete Math (CS)" in the same classroom and the smell of sweat was so bad that my professor actually filed a formal complaint with administration and they moved the CS class to another building (apparently, they couldn't get them to shower).

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:11:46 2018 No.10093188 >>10087898 Hehehehe hahahha ohohohoh oh my

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 18:37:28 2018 No.10093258 >>10087898 Plot twist: he only sent it to you

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 19:00:48 2018 No.10093309 >>10087898 this guy cant make smell test on me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3flWbxiQeY4

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 19:15:26 2018 No.10093337 >>10088577 Nanoparticles haven't gotten enough research yet. There's tentative evidence that titanium dioxide nanoparticles accumulate in and damage pancreatic cells thus increasing diabetes risk.

Anonymous Wed Oct 24 21:05:32 2018 No.10093683

>>10087898
Nope, but I've got some turbovirgin running around in the same clothes 24/7 in my semester. He wears gloves at 20 degrees outdoor temperature and then reveals his uncut, long nails. He then proceeds to watch some chinks playing lol on Twitch while trying to get into shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 21:31:03 2018 No.10093783 >>10087898 A FUCKING LEAF

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 24 21:32:38 2018 No.10093789 >>10088577 Nigger either something is a transdermal chemical or it isn't. There aren't that many. Nicotine and testosterone are some of the few.

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