[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / g / ic / jp / lit / sci / tg / vr ] [ index / top / reports / report a bug ] [ 4plebs / archived.moe / rbt ]

Maintenance is complete! We got more disk space.
Become a Patron!

/sci/ - Science & Math

View post   

[ Toggle deleted replies ]
File: 99 KB, 1080x1350, fyqUoHd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
10079715 No.10079715 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

If you had infinite time to solve one math problem, what would you pick?

>> No.10079743

If it takes infinite to solve it will never be solved because everytime you seem to have solved it it would take a little longer to ACTUALLY solve it and because of that I would pick no problem at all and fuck you mommy instead

>> No.10079752

How to lose my virginity

>> No.10079755

I didn't say what problem that takes infinite time to solve I said you had infinite time to solve any problem. That means you can solve any problem that takes finite time, even if it couldn't be solved in our universe.

>> No.10079774

what is a non-perturbative formulation of string theory

>> No.10079783


>> No.10079785

The problem of whether the continuum hypothesis can be solved with infinite time.

>> No.10079786

the final principles behind feet aesthetics

>> No.10079801


>> No.10079852

How to suck on her toes without getting arrested.

>> No.10079854

Step 1: commit a crime
Step 2: go to jail
Step 3: Perform sexual services in exchange of protection
Step 4: repeat
Congratulations you are no longer a virgin

Also if I had infinite time, the Millennium problems, of course

>> No.10079869

Something unsolvable to keep infinite time because one is solved then I'm no longer guaranteed to have infinite time so I might as well never actually solve it and live forever.

>> No.10080057

I'd find out what the last digit of pi was.

>> No.10080065

Go to Canada or Japan or Holland where prostitution is legal. Have very low standards, stop jerking off for a week and then get tinder or go to a bar and pick the sluttiest looking low quality woman you can stomach. You can also just strike up a relationship with some nerdy mediocre gril and eventually she’ll have sex with you if you aren’t effeminate and show obvious interest.

>> No.10080067

the mathematical secret to this woman's amazing legs and feet

>> No.10080071

if I had infinite time then I'd be dead

>> No.10080076

>Go to Canada or Japan or Holland
or literally anywhere outside walmartland

>> No.10080078


>> No.10080099

It's 1/sqrt(10) (|1>+|2>+|3>+|4>+|5>+|6>+|7>+|8>+|9>+|0>)

>> No.10080192

Not exactly a problem, but I'd go for mastering everything about dynamic systems.
Also, fuck you, I'm string to stop fapping

>> No.10080195

I would literally master every field of mathematics and attempt to solve every open problem possible.

>> No.10080455

jesus christ op i almost touched my pee pee

>> No.10080499

I would calculate how fucking huge that bitches feet are.

>> No.10080535


>> No.10080582

her legs are so fucking long

>> No.10080588


le genius braaah

>> No.10081233
File: 13 KB, 657x527, R14kkDj.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

proving or disproving the existence of true randomness

>> No.10081256

Randomness is more complicated than just existing, or not existing open your brain, let

>> No.10081328

fuck off you cunt

>> No.10081595
File: 156 KB, 690x388, barnett.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

Barnett integrable functions

>> No.10081729

>continuum hypothesis
it cant

>> No.10081740

this is a strange meme right ?

>> No.10081754

Exhibit a. poor reading comprehension.

>> No.10082644

>strike up a relationship with some nerdy mediocre gril and eventually she’ll have sex with you if you aren’t effeminate and show obvious interest.
>pick some mediocre Chinese girl for this
>her bf is some piano god on a paid scholarship

Why god? Why have I been singled out?

>> No.10082808

See BBP formula

>> No.10082809

f(x) < -1/12, or Rammanujan's meme infinite sum of all integers.

>> No.10082811

its because you are a beta and autistic, more likely to get roled into sexless platonic torture relationships with women than any other male demographic. Make sure she is single first anon, but trust me just show you are sexually interested without explicitly being a horny faggot because she will be repulsed by you undoubtedly and eventually she’ll fuck you. This is if you just want to lose your virginity guaranteed, not if you want to have sex easily. to do that you should lower your standards a lot and make a tinder or go to a bar. If you are ugly lower them to your level of ugliness, be honest about it and get over that you would be rejected by most women. If you do this i promise you will get laid semi-frequently. that’s literally all there is to sex, its just matchmaking.

>> No.10083600

sounds like a lot of work
why not just switch to men instead?

>> No.10083613

The Hadwiger conjecture. And once you find a counterexample, you will have a lot of free time left to do other things.

>> No.10083835
File: 164 KB, 1080x1080, Jessica Clements.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

If this girl was a successful mathematician, would you kill yourself knowing she will never even look at you?

>> No.10083850

P vs. NP

>> No.10083856

If I had infinite time, I'd obviously solve the problem of infinite time

>> No.10084276

this is pissing me off

>> No.10084397
File: 28 KB, 600x600, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>tfw you noticed the outfit first

>> No.10084417

How to wife that

>> No.10084422

you just need some confidence bro

>> No.10084442

It's not because I am beta and autistic, I have recently been looking at girls who are not as "looks" focused because I was hoping they may be more down to earth, but they all seem to have boyfriends.

This example:
>sit with friend early in lecture
>she's busy studying
>sit next to random chinese girl who is the only other person in room
>have a good talk
>random chinese girl is sitting in the classroom early for some reason
>I am meeting study friend at the classroom before we go else where, so I talk to chinawoman while I wait
>brings up her boyfriend in relation to one of the topics we were discussing

This is like the 5th time it has happened recently. Which is why I said "why god...". Especially since I have been trying to avoid girls who are super attractive and have a gaggle of men chasing after them.

>> No.10084863


>> No.10085043

>fails the midterm

>> No.10085045

Existence of infinity

>> No.10085841
File: 61 KB, 416x620, 1540143244719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

x = 0.9 + 0.09 + 0.009 + ...
10x = 9 + 0.9 + 0.09 + 0.009 + ...
10x = 9 + x
9x = 9

>> No.10085851

No fuck off stay out of my fucking country you degenerate scum you are ruining Amsterdam.

>> No.10085872
File: 596 KB, 2048x1152, 2b9d0cf8-edac-11e6-930f-061b01e23655.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]


>> No.10086506

Sex with NPCs is beastiality
You'll only regret it

>> No.10086510

How to find a semi autistic infj mathematician and make her my waifu

Name (leave empty)
Comment (leave empty)
Password [?]Password used for file deletion.