Elon Musk thread - Lemur edition

[Anonymous No.10078711]

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/with_replies

What the fuck is going to happen tomorrow? Place your bets I suppose.
BFR update? Neuralink? Boring Company? Bombing SEC offices from orbit? Catgirls?

[Anonymous No.10078713]

He also 'liked' this image today on twitter.

[Anonymous No.10078714]

also,
>not /sci/ reeeeeee
There is a high likelihood that the announcement(?) tomorrow is sci-related, so chill.

[Anonymous No.10078719]

>>10078711
Probs nothing. Jist heavily medicated on alcohol or ambien.

[Anonymous No.10078721]

>>10078719
>easy on the sips, Musk

[Anonymous No.10079351]

>>10078711
Elon should make cat girls real. There are two key components for making catgirls the tail and the ears. So if we could develop technology to grow ears and tails in vats, surgery could enable people to become cat girls. Why should we do this? Tissue culture is not that advanced and we are severely limited by our inability to grow tissue with vasculature(diffusion limited). However, tissue culture with vasculature is necessary to make both the ears and tails. Growing skin and other basic tissues is still not something we are capable of and advancements there could pay for further development of cat girls.

Honestly, I don't give much of a damn about catgirls, but I want to meme replacement organs into existence.

[Anonymous No.10079371]

my bet is that Lemur is the codename for BFR's grasshopper.

[Anonymous No.10079373]

>>10078711
What if he's actually getting lemurs? So mouse lemurs, the smallest primates, have been suggested for use as animal models:
https://neuroscience.stanford.edu/news/mouse-lemur-could-serve-ideal-model-human-disease
They grow fast like mice, but still have many of the features of primates. Meaning that scientific studies could be conducted faster.
>>yfw Elon ends up "sacrificing" hundreds of lemurs a day to test neural interfaces for neuralink

[Anonymous No.10079401]

>>10079373
Im okay with this

[Anonymous No.10079405]

>>10078711
He's going to announce that he is taking Tesla private and that the funding is secured.

[Anonymous No.10079409]

>>10078711
Didn't he allude to supposedly big news about neuralink during the Joe Rogan interview a few weeks ago? It's about time

[Anonymous No.10079414]

>>10079409
he did.

[Anonymous No.10079418]

>>10078714
>There is a high likelihood that the announcement(?) tomorrow is sci-related, so chill.
Then post that tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10079423]

>>10079371
But grasshopper is already a name you idiot.

[Anonymous No.10079425]

>>10079414
I saw the thread shortly after the post.

[Anonymous No.10079432]

>>10079423
grasshopper was the name for the initial F9 hop test articles. Then they moved onto F9R.

BFR is a big boy, and lemurs are bigger than grasshoppers - & they both jump.

[Anonymous No.10079438]

>>10079432
This is the most retarded thing I have ever read.

Also, SpaceX said they are hoping it will happen second half of 2019 you dipshit.

[Anonymous No.10079460]

>>10079438
how is it retarded? When has SpaceX said that they're carrying over the grasshopper name for BFR?

[Anonymous No.10079466]

>>10079460
What part of "they are hoping it will happen second half of 2019" didnt you understand?

[Anonymous No.10079711]

>>10079418
nah, gotta make people aware that the announcement exists

[Anonymous No.10079726]

Is Elon Musk the dumbest billionaire who ever lived or are they all this retarded and he just talks more than most?

[Anonymous No.10079733]

>>10079726
I think he just doesn't give a fuck and gets a kick out of all the triggered redditor responses

[Anonymous No.10079740]

>>10079733
"I think he just doesn't give a fuck"

You're not wrong. He really doesn't give a fuck about people.

[Anonymous No.10079761]

>>10079740
>implying reddit commies are people

[Anonymous No.10079764]

>>10079740
>unions are good

[Anonymous No.10079768]

>>10079726
Considering the incoherent ramblings that are Marx writings, I am not sure "misunderstanding" them even reflects badly on his intelligence.

[Anonymous No.10079770]

>>10078713
Did Elon Musk truly say Misato is the best girl?

[Anonymous No.10079777]

>>10079761
>>10079764
>billionaires and corporations have tricked convenient idiots into thinking any form of collective bargaining is evil by using the magic word "communism"
It's actually kind of hilarious how willingly people will give themselves bad deals in a financial contract if somebody can associate getting a good deal with somebody they have other, unrelated political differences with.

[Anonymous No.10079778]

>>10079761
Wait are you saying only reddit communists work for Elon Musk?

[Anonymous No.10079780]

>>10079740
that's an example of him being good though.

[Anonymous No.10079784]

>>10079764
Well yeah I mean corporations already have all the bargaining power in the labor process, unions somewhat even that out making it harder for people like Elon Musk to take advantage of his workers.

[Anonymous No.10079790]

>>10079780
I literally didn't know /sci/ was anti union. I guess I shouldn't be surprised because you guys do pride yourselves on being the dumbest place to talk about math, but I thought that was kind of just memeing. I didn't know it was literally true.

[Anonymous No.10079791]

>>10079778
probably wageslaves

[Anonymous No.10079798]

>>10079784
No, you must suck Master Musks cock and gladly accept a handful of pennies for a days work! Otherwise /pol/ will get mad at you

[Anonymous No.10079809]

>>10079790
I am not anti-union but we should not treat unions as an inherently good thing, there are good and bad unions, so just because Musk is anti-union (is he even? not sure I believe some socialist rag) does not mean he is not right

[Anonymous No.10079816]

>>10079809
Sure unions can be corrupt, no one here said otherwise so I'm not sure why you're pointing that out. But yeah, Elon Musk is widely known to be anti-union. The guardian isn't a socialist organization, pretty damn capitalist in fact, but even Musk himself has tweeted some pretty anti-union stuff.

[Anonymous No.10079819]

>>10079816
>even Musk himself has tweeted some pretty anti-union stuff.
such as?

[Anonymous No.10079824]

>>10079819
Is he implying he'll take away stock options from union organizers? Maybe... he later said he isn't, but either way it shouldn't be hard to picture someone who says this as being anti union.

And I mean it makes sense. He's a billionaire. He makes inconcievable amounts of money from the labor of other people. A union would make it so that he can't make as much, why wouldn't he (from a selfish perspective) be against them?

[Anonymous No.10079845]

>>10079770
no

[Anonymous No.10079847]

>>10079777
>yes goy, pay your union dues so I can set regulations and wages that ultimately make you not worth the cost of keeping

[Anonymous No.10079851]

>>10079798
>I'm jealous of Musk and I can't help but be really obvious about it

[Anonymous No.10080036]

>>10079790
>Everyone who disagrees with me is stupid

Intelligent people would like to get on with their work, not listen to some bloated beauracrat beg for handouts while demanding regulations that slow business.

[Anonymous No.10080059]

>>10078711
>Bombing sec offices from orbit
kek

[Anonymous No.10080066]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrgtyEIMFwY

wew

[Anonymous No.10080069]

>>10079740
>Workers unionizing at a startup
That's real quick way to get your company shut down.

[Anonymous No.10080194]

turns out it's not /sci/ related. oh well.
You get a lemur photo on the order confirmed screen for the model 3. They have a new mid-range model out

[Anonymous No.10080257]

>>10080194
Wait is he trolling the SEC by doing this?

[Anonymous No.10080261]

>>10080257
no

Le Mur

'the mR'
medium range

[Anonymous No.10080317]

He's going to send a retarded useless submarine to a cave in Madagascar and accuse a random dude of being a pedophile

[Anonymous No.10080644]

>>10078711
>Post lemur
>Tesla stock price falls 17%

BRAVO ELON

[Anonymous No.10080865]

>>10080194
Shillboys speculating it was the BFR grasshopper because Lemurs also jump was hilarious though.

[Anonymous No.10081964]

Why do you like this redditor so much?

[Anonymous No.10083002]

this is a real tweet

[Anonymous No.10083007]

>>10083002
based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.10083008]

>>10083002
kek

[Anonymous No.10083009]

>>10081964
>anyone who isn't daddy trump is a redditor
oh kay

[Anonymous No.10083216]

>>10078711
What can I win?

[Anonymous No.10083222]

>>10078711
a lemur dumbass

[Anonymous No.10083224]

>>10078711
Shit taste in primates

[Anonymous No.10083233]

>>10080036
What work?
There's no jobs in science

[Anonymous No.10083234]

>>10083216
Everything

[Anonymous No.10083338]

>>10083002
The Chadest

[Anonymous No.10083427]

>>10079726
Antvenom is the best Minecraft youtuber

[Anonymous No.10085084]

>>10079351
yeah this guy cant do shit, dont suck his cock that much

[Anonymous No.10085504]

>>10083427
>watching someone playing minecraft
>probably playing also minecraft
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.10085507]

>>10083008
>>10083338
why are here so many autistic elonfags