What is the evolutionary purpose of phimosis? I have the look of a chad yet I'm literally killing my self over this.

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Anonymous Sat Oct 13 07:43:50 2018 No.10068490 [Reply] [Original]

What is the evolutionary purpose of phimosis? I have the look of a chad yet I'm literally killing my self over this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 07:58:53 2018 No.10068515 >>10068490 it protects glands, it is phisiological and normal untill certain age, every male human has phimosis as kid

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 08:13:41 2018 No.10068529 >>10068515 >every male human has phimosis as kid Not the circumcised ones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 08:16:39 2018 No.10068532 >>10068529 >having your dick cut off Those aren't males.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 08:22:11 2018 No.10068541 >>10068515 This makes no sense, "it protects the glands" to the point which it makes uncomfortable to be stimulated by external things therefore making you impossibilitate to have sex and reproduce. The purpose is un-evolutionary.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 08:48:40 2018 No.10068571 >>10068490 That's not how evolution works.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 09:02:25 2018 No.10068583 >>10068541 In normal people it comes loose. It's there to maintain a protective layer around a sensitive organ during childhood.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 09:09:44 2018 No.10068591 >>10068571 How does it? >>10068583 What do you mean by "normal people"?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 09:12:19 2018 No.10068594 >>10068591 Healthy individuals without a minor defect. You can stretch it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 09:13:36 2018 No.10068595 >>10068591 Feature doesn't have to have and advantage to survive.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 15:43:36 2018 No.10069387 File: 48 KB, 450x337, 1190416712615.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10068490 What is the evolutionary purpose of thinking that everything has an evolutionary purpose?

Anonymous Sat Oct 13 15:59:38 2018 No.10069415

>>10068591
this >>10068595 and also defects exist constantly and often take huge periods of time to be removed by negative selection. There is no evolutionary purpose to cancer, it just persists, Evolution isn't even vaguely efficient its just what works in our environment under the physical constraints therein. You can have lot of species like tropical birds where sexual selection hijacks the normal hygienic protocols of positive selection and eventually you get birds where 60% of the males are eaten almost immediately during mating season and populations are all slated for long term collapse and extinction (there are many species like this, pandas for instance). Not everything has a purpose, and many purposes are superfluous or obsolete. Its one of the black pills you'll figure out when studying evo bio, but is interesting unto itself and worth contemplating. Sorry about your gross penis OP

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 17:10:21 2018 No.10069578 >>10068490 Hit yourself with a stick until you are either dead or understand that not everything has an evolutionary purpose. Either outcome will benefit humanity.

Anonymous Sat Oct 13 17:15:53 2018 No.10069585

>>10068490
Our prenatal and post natal environments are so unnatural at this point that it's impossible to say what was historically prevalent.

What I will say is don't get circumcised. Either get a steroid cream and stretch the opening with two fingers every day, incorporating it into a masturbation ritual probably. Or you can use shatavari and ashwagandha. There was some other plant I was reading about with transdermal steroidal properties that help skin stretch properly. Maybe horsetail, don't know. Do some research, plenty of herbs that probably work better.

Also, you won't be able to properly appreciate your foreskin until you can retract it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 18:26:16 2018 No.10069697 Maybe it's reminiscent of the primitive era where there were no clothes to protect vital parts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 18:32:43 2018 No.10069714 >>10069387 This reply needs to be posted on every stupid fucking thread on this board about evolutionary purposes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 18:42:55 2018 No.10069730 >>10069714 FOR WHAT PURPOSE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Anonymous Sat Oct 13 22:34:33 2018 No.10070073
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>>10068490
In 200 years people laugh that anyone ever believed in evolution. Just like they do flat Earth or Earth is center of the universe. When you start with a complete system and try to walk back the evolution in reverse, it just ll falls apart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 22:51:37 2018 No.10070093 >>10068529 Stop trying to justify mutilating baby penises, you fucking serial killer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 05:32:14 2018 No.10070720 a.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 06:04:12 2018 No.10070768 >>10070073 Earth is god's chosen planet and the Jews are god's chosen people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 06:15:10 2018 No.10070779 >>10068490 you can stretch it by yourself you know

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 06:15:55 2018 No.10070780 >>10070073 I seriously hope humanity is extinct in 200 years and we have freed this planet from our plague.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 06:25:05 2018 No.10070788 File: 37 KB, 448x500, 1527187039605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10068490 Phimosis is the next stage in human evolution.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 06:27:12 2018 No.10070792 >>10070788 epic meal

Anonymous Sun Oct 14 06:34:32 2018 No.10070802

>>10070780
Tempted towards this perspective everyday. We're a disease.

We're born with a neat and highly pleasurable fold of skin over the head of the penis and a large portion of the human population just cuts it off, generation after generation simply because "that's what you do". Is that the kind of numb-nuts thing you think ought to be around? I don't. I don't think we deserve to exist when you consider that there are other species that have displayed future potential.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 07:02:48 2018 No.10070846 >>10068490 Its patological nothing normal, its like saying 7/10 people hit flu is normal, its frecuent but not normal

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 07:04:24 2018 No.10070848 >>10070802 Jews say it's god's way of picking the chosen from the gentiles

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 07:06:11 2018 No.10070853 >>10070848 It's a form of trauma programming and without it there would be no Jews. Also, Jewish servants and slaves are to be circumcised, but they remain gentiles nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 07:28:03 2018 No.10070881 >>10070802 OP here, wish I was circumcised at birth honestly to avoid the life phimosis and its consequences brought to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 07:29:24 2018 No.10070885 >>10068490 >male penis

Anonymous Sun Oct 14 07:42:06 2018 No.10070905

>>10070881
Anon here, just jerked off an hour or so ago. Glad I wasn't circumcised at birth as my foreskin has provided me a life of pleasure and comfort.

Seriously, use herbs, get the steroid cream, do stretching. Whatever. Get it figured out, and move on with your life. Once things are working properly you'll know quite well that you don't want to be circumcised.

Anonymous Sun Oct 14 07:49:45 2018 No.10070921

>>10070905
I managed to somehow fix the phimosis during the years, the skin rolls back way behind the shaft when flaccid, when erect it stops behind the corona. I think it's ok like this, but the problem is the sensitivity, it is too much, I tried to stimulate the gland once and it gave me pain. I'm afraid of touching it, I don't know what to do.

Maybe if I use a hair fan with cold air it will speed up the process of keratinization and reduce sensitivity?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 07:51:11 2018 No.10070926 File: 13 KB, 250x250, 1538072599123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >When your thread is so American that everyone starts to defend jewish rituals pathetic

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 09:07:53 2018 No.10071011 >>10070926 I'm European, Italian precisely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 09:24:44 2018 No.10071035 File: 22 KB, 500x500, 20111215-img-5892__17668.1323998429.500.659[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you can stretch even severe cases of phimosis using special balloons, there is no reason to get circumcised because of phimosis at all

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 09:55:37 2018 No.10071095 Is there even any genetic component to phimosis, or is it completely because you fucked up taking care of your dick as a kid? I had it and only found out its supposed to go back when I was 23, because no one ever fucking told be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 10:53:16 2018 No.10071185 >>10071095 I think some have more predisposition to it depending on how much foreskin one have, then it's more likely to develop it.

Anonymous Sun Oct 14 11:15:31 2018 No.10071237

>>10068541
As child you get erections and stretch it gradually, should be taught to do that when showering past a certain age to get use to it and avoid smegma. I'd imagine in a completely natural setting it could break like a hymen during intercourse because I remember cutting it slighlty by masturbating too fast before it got stretched enough to comfortably slide around the tip. This should be common sense and taught to children but if you live in a place where circumcision is common and talking about such things is shameful I understand it can be hard to imagine telling your kid how to properly wash his dick.

Anonymous Sun Oct 14 11:27:54 2018 No.10071264

>>10071237
Want to clarify that washing the dick and stretching doesn't require erections, it's just the good habit of stretching the skin and cleaning the glans when soft that avoids major issues when erections naturally arise. And you should clean under there every day anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 11:34:34 2018 No.10071280 I couldn't stretch my foreskin so eventually I had to get circumcised. I was 15. It wasn't a big deal. Why are people getting so butthurt over a piece of skin?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 13:18:47 2018 No.10071469 >>10071280 it hurts

Anonymous Sun Oct 14 14:26:44 2018 No.10071625

>>10071280
Either you're here telling stories, or my idea about foreskin mobility being necessary for understanding its sensory aspects is correct.

Stimulation of my foreskin is a general part of foreplay or the masturbation sexual ritual, for me. Eventually retracting the foreskin and engaging the stretch receptors of the ridged band is highly arousing. You couldn't do this if it wasn't retractable, I suppose. It's the only explanation other than lack of bodily awareness or lying.

Anonymous Sun Oct 14 14:28:20 2018 No.10071632

>>10071280
And also that "piece of skin" is roughly half of your dick skin. Several square inches, the size of an index card. Since there's at least one person telling this story every time a thread like this comes around, I have to say you might well be bullshitting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 14:33:04 2018 No.10071646 >>10071632 mentally ill, medically illiterate idiot

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 14:35:42 2018 No.10071651 >>10071646 Okay?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 15:13:09 2018 No.10071728 >>10068490 Go to the doctor and get a fucking cream for it mate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 15:48:55 2018 No.10071801 File: 85 KB, 446x599, 1313898942001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10068490 >I have the look of a chad yet I'm literally killing my self over this. You know you can easily resolve it with a simple surgery, right?

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 18:50:13 2018 No.10072216 >>10072212 ^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^v^v^V^V^V^v^v^V^v^V^v^V^V^V^V^V^V^v^v^v^v^v^ v^v^v^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous Sun Oct 14 18:59:49 2018 No.10072229

>>10068490

Evolution doesnt work by 'purpose', it works by 'this thing will not literally kill you', so phimosis exists because it doesnt give you a survival disadvantage big enough for the genes to extinct, and with surgery, it will not disappear ever probably.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 19:21:21 2018 No.10072268 >>10071646 >>10071651 im fukkin dyin laughing for some reason

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 21:20:27 2018 No.10072448 >>10071801 >surgery Just use gauges, you fucks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 21:21:19 2018 No.10072452 >>10068595 >>10069415 to propagate through an entire species yes it sure does, or did.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 21:30:18 2018 No.10072472 >>10072448 Snip snip snip. :^)

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 21:34:56 2018 No.10072480 >>10072452 >to propagate through an entire species yes it sure does, or did. >implying it's just humans Literally every mammal has a protective layer around their penor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 21:39:46 2018 No.10072493 >>10072480 Man is smart Peepee needs to be snipped. Safe and effective, no downside.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 21:40:30 2018 No.10072496 >>10072493 No! you keep snips away from my pepis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 14 21:42:58 2018 No.10072501 >>10072496 No! :^) Snip you while you're in shower, while you wash hair. Watch out. ;^)

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>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 12:39:47 2018 No.10075602 >>10070921 It's better in a pussy If you really want to blow your mind go down to Wal-Mart and buy some lube and jack it with that

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 16 15:28:16 2018 No.10075939 >>10075602 Thank you for your tip anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 04:18:01 2018 No.10076930 >>10068490 >keratinization what is this?

Anonymous Wed Oct 17 06:31:14 2018 No.10077048

>>10068490
I have some shocking news for you: women don't actually give a fuck about your penis, just like you don't actually give a fuck about their make-up. People become self-conscious over the dumbest, most superficial shit. What matters is that the two of you are actually compatible as mates in a partnership for a daily living basis, especially if you are considering raising a family together.
And if for some reason you actually do give a fuck about women wearing make-up then you deserve to feel self-conscious about your own body. Let it teach you some empathy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 07:40:30 2018 No.10077116 File: 27 KB, 508x524, 1509951571873.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10068490 >evolutionary """purpose"""

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 08:29:25 2018 No.10077193 >>10077116 While using words that imply some form of intelligence or design in evolution is strictly incorrect, they present a useful metaphor, as similar methods are employed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 09:45:45 2018 No.10077272 >>10077048 Are you a massive retard? Op is clearly saying he cannot have sexual intercourse due to this problem, no one is talking about the aesthetic of penises here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 09:48:13 2018 No.10077273 >>10068490 Virgin uncircumcised male vs Chad circumcised male

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 12:25:22 2018 No.10077448 >>10068515 CITATION NEEDED MAN IF THATS TRUE THEY CIRCUMSISED ME FOR NOTHING!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 17 12:28:27 2018 No.10077455 >>10071237 dude I'm not sure you can cure every single case like this...

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