LHC A DEMON PORTAL?

[Anonymous No.10049897]

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/1027472/large-hadron-collider-god-end-of-the-world-apocalypse-cern-lhc/amp


Anybody else worried? Well?

[Anonymous No.10049901]

>CERN’s claim it was looking for the God Particle was a blind, to deflect attention away from its true purpose: to create a wormhole underground, and open a gateway through which God could arrive on Earth.

>“However, it is not the Abrahamic God most of us are familiar with.

>“The scientists at CERN plan to summon Shiva, the source of all evil In Hinduism, Shiva is the great destroyer

>“His role is to bring the universe to an end, to obliterate all existence and then give birth to it anew

[Anonymous No.10050694]

>>10049901
>“His role is to bring the universe to an end, to obliterate all existence and then give birth to it a new
literally nothing wrong with this

[Anonymous No.10050716]

>>10049897
>The scientists at CERN plan to summon Shiva, the source of all evil In Hinduism, Shiva is the great destroyer.
Shiva is my goddessfu, thanks based CERN sempais.

[Anonymous No.10050728]

>>10049897
it’s not a demon portal, it’s a portal to a super advanced space civilization of hot babes who are super dtf

[Anonymous No.10050733]

>>10049897
>Anybody else worried?
I'm terrified that you're not restrained in a psychiatric facility where you can get the help you need and out roaming the streets.

[Anonymous No.10050858]

>>10049897
>t.Physics PhD working on LHCb

Ask me anything

[Anonymous No.10051002]

>>>/x/ is that way you cross-board shitheel. Go back to your containment board

[Anonymous No.10051025]

>>10050694
Found the chaosfag.

[Anonymous No.10051250]

>>10051025
Hail Eris

[Anonymous No.10051282]

>>10049897
First a black hole generator, now a demon portal generator.
Jeez, those guys at CERN know how to have fun with their particles.

[MichaelAI No.10051298]

You idiots will be crying when the scientific advances at cern create literal magic like technology.