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>it's a chinese students being loud episode

>> No.10043154
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>>10043151
>its an indian students hoarding every computer in the library episode

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>its an episode of pajeets taking my cushy CS job

>> No.10043161

>>10043154
why do you need a library computer?

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>It's the autistic female student will not stop following you episode.

>> No.10043168

>>10043165
that's a good thing

>> No.10043169

>>10043161
Some people are poor anon. I know, it's disgusting,

>> No.10043170

>>10043161
My university doesn't let us download Pearson's Crystal Data to our own computers

>> No.10043178

>>10043170
I hate shit like that, fucking edukikes

>> No.10043214

>>10043151
pajeets doing that over here
they simply will not fucking shut up

>> No.10043215

>>10043168
Lol no, they are not q t 3.14 anime memes.

>> No.10043222

>>10043215
not everyone can get a hot gf ez pz m8, some of us have to aim for average girls

>> No.10043244

>>10043151
lmfao i did a summer engineering program in korea this year and when i tried to sleep in the dorms the only language i heard through the walls at night was chinese. the koreans were dead silent, they barely existed

at the end of class the chinese people never push their seat in, so to get out of my row i have to push 10 seats in and it's FUCKING ANNOYING

they're always talking in chinese every time the teacher says a complete sentence

im a cultural racist and i will say it proudly

>> No.10043252

>>10043222
the fact that you think in that way ensures you'll wont get an average one either

>> No.10043253

>>10043222
Yes, but autistic girls are not average, like the neck-beards here who also aren't average.

>> No.10043256

They aren't loud, its just Chinese language feels bad. There are lost of people speaking English loudly, but I dont feel as bad because while it isn't my first language, it is still a European language.

>> No.10043259 [DELETED] 

>>10043252
I have a gf

>> No.10043273
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>>10043151
WHY DO THEY BREATHE SO FUCKING LOUD?
WHY ARE THEY ALL SO FUCKING UGLY?
WHY DO THEY DRESS LIKE HYPE BEASTS?
THEY HAVE TO GO BACK

>> No.10043279

>>10043259
not for long if she ever finds out you consider her mediocre

>> No.10043283

>>10043151
>>10043273
>he goes to a college so bad that it admits dumb chinese students for their tuition money
Yikes

>> No.10043291

>>10043154
>need to use the library computer to print out a lab report before class
>every computer filled with english major thots on facebook
>they all get mad when you tell them to get off for five minutes

>> No.10043299

>>10043291
mmm

gotta love english major thots

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>>10043151
>it's an "I switched from a semester of math to etech and the students are as faggot and autistic and nerdy and gay and lolbitchlasagna as the mathfags" episode.

>> No.10043344

>>10043244
everyone hates the chinese dude, it's not racism.

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>it's a professor catches a whole gang of chinks cheating on the exam again episode

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>>10043273
>>10043151
>>10043244

>be me
>20
>study math
>>10043340
>have chinese study partner
>burps n braps in public
>Eats chicken like a nigger
>We go to the programming course
>everyone's already inside
>Open le door
>Everyone's dead silent
>He says in broken German: "Wait, Anon. I must shit."
>Goes to toilet
>Everyone's starring at me

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>>10043363
>He says in broken German: "Wait, Anon. I must shit."
god damn it Chinese are hilarious

>> No.10043370

>>10043363
>be german
I'd already be considering suicide at that point.

>> No.10043375

>>10043370
I'm a polak who lives since 15 years in here. I once had respect for this country, then I woke up.

>> No.10043392

>>10043363
There are chinks in Germany? Literally why lmao

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>professor makes passive-aggressive remark at the two fuckheads who've been having a conversation for the last 45 minutes

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>Trying to do work in designated/implied quiet areas (libraries, study areas and such)
>Have to move somewhere else due to cunts being loud nearly every time
>Eventually start taking note of demographics
>For every man being obnoxious (talking loudly, eating loudly etc.) there were 9.3 women
>Of these women surprisingly few were overweight given how little self-awareness lardasses have. In addition they were disproportionately highly white considering the uni's demographics, which is also odd since anywhere else you'd expect fatties/black women to be the loudest
>Also of these women, about 85% were wearing at least two of the following articles: North Face jacket, skin-tight yoga pants (teehee pls look at my ass XD) or uggs
This and Twitter started making me sexist, please like and subscribe

>> No.10043402

>>10043400
The one thing I will give the women is they don't smell like a combination of stale sweat and shit nearly as much as the men, though it's countered out by disgustingly over-applied perfume

>> No.10043405

>>10043400
"Study areas" are the worst places to actually try and study. They're noisier than just sitting in the cafeteria because they're intended to be quiet so the dickheads on their phones and the cunts giggling in the corner dominate the whole room instead of just turning to background noise.

>> No.10043415

>>10043400
>study area
>not sneaking into an empty classroom and autistically pretending to give a lecture as review

>> No.10043421

>>10043415
dis. library is where normies go to chat

>> No.10043435

>>10043363
lol

>> No.10043459

>>10043392
theyre everywhere

i study in wales and my 2nd year is like 30% chinese. partner universities or something

>> No.10043463

>he hasn't found himself a rich chinky gf and rich chinky friends that buy him shit

>> No.10043513

>>10043415
I'm actually thinking of trying this now

>> No.10043515

>>10043393
What kind of pussy is he? Just fucking call security on them like my prof did.

>> No.10043543

>>10043415
I actually study in empty classrooms or auditoriums with my friends since the libraries in my campus are either full or loud - our department is very chill about it, they actually leave the classrooms unlocked and unattended when not in use

>> No.10043552

>>10043363

Probably Vietnamese

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>>10043151
>It's the roastie lab partner turned in plagarized work and I got blamed for it episode.

>> No.10043703

>>10043154
>in the library
>every computer is taken up by Filipinos playing LoL/DOTA.

>> No.10043716

>>10043552
It's easy to tell the difference by language and Viets are usually more civilised than chinks.

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>>10043415
>sneaking into an empty classroom and autistically pretending to give a lecture as review
This isn't actually a bad idea. I'm going to try this later

>> No.10043728

>>10043363
>>He says in broken German: "Wait, Anon. I must shit."
>>Goes to toilet
>>Everyone's starring at me
They were probably staring at you because you didn't offer to help him like any normal person would.

>> No.10043730

>>10043543
I did this for a couple grad courses. Our math building has a little meeting hall with blackboards right in the middle of the office hallways and we'd all meet there and talk each other through the material on the boards.

>> No.10043746

>>10043405
I agree on the background noise thing but the problem is it's only these areas that have desks/tables (at heights intended for writing/laptops) and such, empty classrooms are nice but it's awkward when a class comes in

>> No.10043818

>>10043151
>It’s an Arab students go to the bathroom at the same time during a test episode

>> No.10043875

>>10043818
>arab friend always brings bottled water when using the bathroom
>one day knock on the door asking if he's got enough hydration in there
>only realize years later what he used it for

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>>10043151
Optimized.

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>>10043154
Optimized.

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>>10043273
Optimized.

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>>10043363
Optimized.

>> No.10043912

>>10043392
Fuck thats so weird, MelbourneFag here. Originally from country WA, never realised how many were in the uni. 60% chinese 20% aussie 20% other. Shit is crazy.

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>>10043393
Optimized.

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>>10043400
Optimized.

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>>10043273
Optimized.

>> No.10043920

>>10043818
Literally what happened in my freshman physics course and like 7 arabs got kicked out of the school lmao. The physics prof confronted them all in the men's room and from what he said, it was really awkward

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>>10043875
W-what was it used for?

>> No.10043931

>>10043927
whipping his ass

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tfw 25 yr old chink

>> No.10043938

>>10043927
Wash the ass after taking a shit, this is very common for those with severe hemorrhoydis. Some people are so sensitive that a little bit of toilet paper can turn any pants into the japan flag

>> No.10043944

>>10043938
you fucking idiot
>>10043927
its a bidet, anon.

>> No.10043945

>>10043463
Based.
>tfw not laowhy pet

>> No.10043957

>>10043728
I don't know what country you're from but guys don't help each other shit

>> No.10043964

>>10043899
>>10043902
>>10043911
>>10043914
>>10043915
>>10043916
What the fuck is this?

>> No.10043972

>>10043927
How the fuck do you think toilet paper cleans your dirty ass?

You westerners love watching lesbians stuff their faces in aas, but it's a serious problem when someone cleans himself by hand.

>> No.10043992

>>10043964
If I had to guess he's lowering file sizes for some reason

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>>10043899
Optimized.

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>>10043902
Optimized.

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>>10043911
Optimized.

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>>10043914
Optimized.

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>>10043915
Optimized.

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>>10043916
Optimized.

>> No.10044024

>>10044005
>>10044011
>>10044012
>>10044015
>>10044017
>>10044021
Pretty good lossy approach.

>> No.10044036

>>10043363
>le door
How's that LARPing doing for you NEETo?

>> No.10044066

>>10043746
>empty classrooms are nice but it's awkward when a class comes in
Just stand your ground. Establish dominance.

>> No.10044345

>>10044066
Room reserved, you have no dominance.

>> No.10044370

>>10043716
>Viets are usually more civilised than chinks.
vietnamese cope

>> No.10044546

>>10043273
Koreans are overdressed hypebeasts. Chinks aren't.

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10044584

I had a good laugh, when I first saw these signs in my unis toilets, because of asianniggers.

>> No.10044588

At least you don't live with them. Used to live with some Chinese people. The toilet smelled of diarrhea 100% of the time. It was disgusting.

>> No.10044589

Indians are bros. Don't get why they get so much bad rep. Never had a bad experience with them.

Chinese on the other hand, are the worst.

>> No.10044596

>>10044584
I always shit the first way and have ever since I was a kid. It's much faster and and cleaner. I never understood how people would talk about reading stuff on the toilet, until I understood that they're very slowly squeezing their turds out in the sitting position. Squatting allows for turboshits.

>> No.10044607

>>10044596
Squatting is the way humans naturally shat.

>> No.10044611

>>10044345
Omaeva

>> No.10044655

>>10044588
diet heavy in redined carbs and fats = liquid shit that releases plenty of sulfates

>> No.10044657

>it's a professor plays a video of an MiT lecture episode

>> No.10044664

>>10043515
>security
>his professors arent chads enough to call em on their shits and kick them out with force if necessar
Enjoy your cucked uni

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>>10044596
>>10044607
True, but western toilets aren't built like pic related. And squatting on plastic toilet seats breaks them, which is the reason signs like these had to be made.

>> No.10044676

>>10044673
It's more of a liability matter.

>> No.10044728

>>10044673
Lift the seat up and squat on the bowl. fuck.

>> No.10044736

>>10044673
bullshit, it's a society issue. If your pic was in north america it would be covered in piss and shit stains.

>> No.10044791

>Trying to get my work done
>Obnoxious caveman subhuman ape beast is eating something with their mouth open
>I can hear it across the fucking room
I'm not joking when I say this is the most anger I ever felt. I felt like throwing something at him every time he did it. How can you be smart enough to make it to college but not learn something everybody else did at age 2?

>> No.10044816

I’m Chinese and you’re right. I fucking hate it when obnoxious mainland Chinese niggas group together like a bunch of faggots and talk as loud a girl screaming rape

>> No.10045724

>>10043151
>It's an Asian students walk slowly while holding hands and blocking the fucking sidewalk episode

>> No.10045765

>Lived with a chinese person
>They yelled on the phone all night long talking to god-knows-who.
>Slept during the day and snored so loud I could hear it from my room.
>Spoke to her boyfriend in a really high pitched voice, thinking it was cute, but she weighed like 200 lbs, so it was disgusting.
>Would start shrieking like a literal banshee when she'd get in a fight with her white beta boyfriend.

I unironically believe the entire nation should be gassed.

>> No.10045886

gooks are yellow niggers ded srs

>> No.10045896

>>10043151
>CHER WAN GUI DER WANG FANG ER WO SHIR MA?
>GUEAY DONG MAI YONG PAI SHI PAOMO.
>CHURLAMA?
>SHI, WOMEN ZAI YONG SHUI TONG KWONGWU ER

>> No.10045943

>>10043912
Also Melbournefag here, shit’s fucked

>> No.10046015

>>10045886
Wrong slur
Chinese are chinks
Koreans are gooks

>> No.10046031

>>10043957
>guys don't help each other shit
What are you gay?

>> No.10046092

>>10043912
>>10045943
>What's so bad about chinese students anon? They pay for your uni :)))))

>> No.10046102

>>10043937
the irony being that China is an ethnically diverse country that has only recently undergone Han supremacy.

>> No.10046108

>>10044664
You would get sued if you touched them in any country, all the professor's I've had definitely call them out, and one even called security on them.

>> No.10046132

>>10044596
It also breaks the ceramic and cuts your leg open and then you bleed to deatg in your own shit and blood. Stop squatting on the seat pajeet.

>> No.10046135

>>10046132
Another side affect is that curry shit ends up on the walls when farty poop sprays outwards.

>> No.10046163

Is it just me or does biology have all of the qties

>> No.10046345

>>10046163
are we still talking about chinks??

>> No.10046368

>>10046102
>Han
the last one of those died 1500 years ago

>> No.10046396

>>10044673
Imagine dropping your phone in that

>> No.10046451

>>10045943
Ayyye sweet what uni? Rmit here.

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>Quantum mechanics class, paying full attention to the prof to retain as much a possible
>Fatlord next to me smells like shit and makes me unfocused because of the putrid smell.

Fucking fatasses. Can't they use deodorant?

>> No.10046608

hate how they're everywhere in statistics, jesus fucking christ

>> No.10046698

>>10046132
Yeah if you weigh approx. 400 pounds.

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>>10046593

>> No.10046821

Why are Vietnamese students so fucking loud?

>> No.10046984
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>Uni gym
>Chinks come in packs of 10
>Use the rack for 30 mins doing loud as fuck 185 rack pulls

>> No.10047101

>>10045943
>>10043912
> Walk into calculus tute
> All the chinks in their hypebeast getup form their own groups
> All I can hear is fucking chinese
> Tutor is some old white guy (like old as fuck - I'd say 75+?)
> When he's trying to explain the concept no one pays attention to him
> He looks resigned to accept the fact that Melbourne Uni is just a degree-mill for rich chinks
> Me and 3 other local students are the only ones who engage him and ask questions
> Impossible to make friends at uni because everyone is a fucking loaded fob that wears clothes more expensive than my fucking car
It's not even a racial thing either, all Asian-born Australians are very well integrated and easy to talk to. I just fucking hate rich fobs who think they're top shit because mummy and daddy paid for their education

>> No.10047126

>>10045724
Was just about to post this, god that shit is infuriating.

>> No.10047132

>>10043151
DAMN YOU OP.
YOU'RE A /SCI/.
USE YOUR SCIENCE TO BLOCK THE NOISE.
FUCK SAKE. EXTREME TIMES CALL FOR EXTREME MEASURES. HERE IS A PAIR OF NOISE CANCELLING HEADPHONES OR NOISE CANCELLING EAR PLUGS. FFS OP. THESE ADVANCEMENTS DID NOT HAPPEN SO YOU COULD NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM. REEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>> No.10047137

>>10046984
>lift meme on /sci/
Nobody gives a fuck you brainlet. Go back to /fit/

>> No.10047139

>>10047132
ALSO IF ANYONE ASKS JUST SAY THEY ARE "HEARING AIDS".

>> No.10047160

>>10047137
> not lifting and being in STEM
I swear to god most people in STEM is so fucking beta that a year in the gym will make you look like an uber-chad

>> No.10047178

>>10047101
Old white guy Allen Russell? Have him for linear algebra, nice dude. Get sad how chinks treat him

>> No.10047182

>>10043151
>it's a Chinese students openly cheating episode
>it's a Chinese students walking on the wrong side of the footpath episode
>it's an I learned Chinese episode so I can tell them to be quiet during lectures
>it's an I stop going to lectures partially because people talk all the way through episode
>it's a Chinese students dump broken glass in the sink where we wash chemistry glassware and I cut my hand episode
>it's a Chinese students slurp as loudly as possible episode
>it's one of the best unis in the Southern Hemisphere and ranked one of the top 50 in the world

>> No.10047189

Is Deakin university a good one?
What about Adelaide?

>> No.10047193

>start of term
>Asians standing on toilets to squat have kindly deposited small encrusted smears of shit on top of the bowl
We really should install 50/50 squat toilets so they don't do this

>> No.10047202

>>10047178
Nah man, his names Edward/Edmund or something? Had him for calc 2 and engineering math
But yeah nah I do feel sorry for lots of the staff at the uni (particularly the older ones) who've seen such a prestigious place degenerate into a degree mill

>> No.10047203

>>10043515
Utterly based

>>10043405
Computer lab is the patrician environment

>>10044589
Indians range from okay to pretty awesome

>>10044816
I can only imagine the fury they must inspire in Japan

>> No.10047220

>>10043405
Not possible. My unis study room is great.

>> No.10047379

>>10047137
>not becoming the uberman
go eat your donuts somewhere else, fatty

>> No.10048982

>>10047203
There's a reason imperial japan committed so many war crimes against them
there has literally never been a time where the japanese didn't fucking hate the chinese

>> No.10048991

>>10043964
bot

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>its a pseudo intellectual physics major being condescending as fuck in chemistry class episode

>> No.10049024

>>10044584
not even a chink but squqatting, even on western toilets, is objectively the most patrician way to shit.

>> No.10049030

>>10049021
this, but in geology class
I was the physics major

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>linguistics and culture professor goes on a tangent saying how gender and race are social constructs
every day this obnoxious voiced pajeet girl and african girl make the class about this. he's a cool guy disregarding that though

>> No.10049069

if your college lets rich chinese exchange students talk loud during class, shit on toilet seats, continuously cheat on exams, guess what, that makes YOU look bad. it sounds like you're going to a 3rd world tier shit university. either that or none of that shit happens, and you just don't like chinese people.
the least loud and obnoxious people are of course white frat kids and dumb white chicks who ask you for answers and literally don't give a shit about anything.

>> No.10049740

>>10043151

>it's a Turkish, Arab, or Black students being loud episode

>> No.10049741

>>10043165
>things that never happened

>> No.10049784

>>10049069
t. Lifan "John" zhang

>> No.10049895

>>10043375
dalej

>> No.10049999

>>10049740
>it's a Turkish, Arab, or Black students actually existing in real life episode

>> No.10050097

>>10043151
>in material science class
>phone of chinese exchange student starts to play sound of a gaming show

>> No.10050167

>it's a chinese student has to interact with a non-chinese episode
to me, they are the true NPCs

>> No.10050170

>it's an Albanian, Turk, Greek, or Bosnian being loud episode

>> No.10050176

>>10049069
people from china are subhuman animals.
t. western born chinaman

>> No.10050215

>>10050176
>t. proud house nigger

>> No.10050240

>>10044673
>breaks them
only if you’re fat AND retarded. I’ve never even been close to in danger of breaking the seat

>> No.10050259

>>10043392
polak here, and my physics professor is vietnamese or some shit

>> No.10050282

>>10044584
Only real humans shit like this though,
>>10044596
>not resting the book on your knees while forcing out a fat turd.

>> No.10050437

WHY DO THEY ALL SMELL LIKE MOTHBALLS

>> No.10050461
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>it's a black guy plays trapshit out loud in the dorm/in public episode

Not all black people do this, but I've never seen someone who isn't black do this.

>> No.10050465

>>10044596
Why not both?

>> No.10050477

>>10046984
fuck i know that feel
>doing hip abductions on the machine to top off leg day
>chink dressed in fully neon nike workout clothes, complete with weightlifting belt, mounts himself onto the machine
>mounts as in jumps on to the machine, doesnt even sit down
>does like a set of 5 hip abductions really quickly then jumps off, and walks away with his neck craned down
additionally
>calc quiz during recitation
>TA calls time
>chink keeps writing
>TA walks over and tells him to put the pen down
>chink keeps writing, even as TA attempts to pull it out from his grasp

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mfw the blubbery chinaman who can barely speak the most broken english is still in the course months in

>> No.10050572

>it's a female muslim student with a headscarf being a virgin episode

>> No.10050576

>it's an anon asks the Arab students to stop the talking and bro fisting in the library episode

>> No.10050588

You people better stop complaining about Chinese students being loud. At least they shut up when you ask them to. Arabs and Turks on the other hand, most of the time only deny that they were loud, and will insult you, and talk bad about you on their facebook or yodel.

>> No.10050742

>>10050215
>t. han nigger dying of lung cancer
do the world a favor and jump off the 4th floor of the nearest building

>> No.10051072
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Used to have Chinese students at my dorm, here's what it looked like. The janitors ended up deciding to close the kitchen for a month or so because they were the ones in charge of cleaning it every week.
Had to pick a room with my own toilet because they literally smeared shit on the bathroom stalls

>> No.10051154

>>10043957
>not sticking yor fingers into your friend's asshole to help the turd come out
>never gonna make it

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>on a PC in the computer lab in between classes
>sometime later indian nigger standing literally an inch behind me trying to get on the PC
>absolutely no reason he needed to use this exact one there were plenty open seats
>fuck this
>open up /pol/ and /int/ looking for a nice indian hate thread
>no threads, it was early in the morning so i assume all the aussies were asleep
>damn whatever just start watching youtube videos
> 10 minutes later professor walks in for the next class
i guess the faggot just really wanted to sit there

>> No.10051475

>>10050461
I saw some zoomers doing this in a buss in norway.

>> No.10051525

>>10047182
UNSW?

>> No.10051602

>large research group
>after locals, largest nationality group are the Chinese
>they only talk to each other and in Chinese
>some have been there for like 5 years or more and still barely speak English
>basically can't interact with a large chunk of the group on any meaningful level

Continuing this
>4 new PhD students join the group, one is chinese
>the rest talk to each other, the chinese girl just talks to the other Chinese people in the group, in Chinese

I'm a semi-sperglord so I can bond with people if they reciprocate my efforts but I can't force my company on someone who will ignore me entirely unless I directly ask them something.

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>new academic year started this week
>only one chinese person in the course where I teach so she has no one else to talk to

>> No.10051658

>>10051171
He wanted to taste your asshole

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>>10043151
>chinese
>ever

>> No.10052145

>>10043746
At my uni there's a timetable outside every classroom so you can check whether and how long the classroom is free

>> No.10052157

>>10051171
You know, you could have been less autistic and just asked him whether there was something he needed

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Why do chinese/phillipino have to roleplay as a fucking animal every time they eat like what the fuck. I read online they sometimes practice it because they want people to know how much they love the food for some bullshit old reason, but I don't go around farting in peoples faces to let them know how much I enjoyed grandma's chili last night.

>> No.10052581

>>10043154
It's an Indian students gathering in groups around one computer talking loudly in a language that isn't English and one of them is fucking singing for no reason episode.

>> No.10052591

>>10043392
>>10043459
Their families send one kid to each of the G7 countries so that they can have anchor-citizenship when their corruption within the party is inevitably exposed.

>> No.10052603

>>10043938
How do you even get the water down there?

>> No.10052739

>>10052157
i knew exactly what the little fucker was doing i wasnt born yesterday

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>It’s an Arab/Chinese student pulls his sports car out of the parking structures so fucking fast the muffler sets off all the car alarms within a 3 mile radius episode

>> No.10052752

>>10043393
>Professor stops class to tell them to shut the hell up or get out

>> No.10052791

>it's a random girl puts on way too much perfume episode

>> No.10052851 [DELETED] 

>Cousin just got back from getting his masters
abroad
>Ask him about the chinese guys because of this thread
>Goes on an hour long tirade against them
Are they really that awful?

>> No.10052854

>Cousin just got back from getting his masters abroad
>Ask him about the chinese guys because of this thread
>Goes on an hour long tirade against them
Are they really that awful?

>> No.10053078

I’m so glad my department isn’t infested with chinks

>> No.10053574

>>10052791
>girls in his major wear perfume
Spotted the humanities nigger

>> No.10053578

>>10044673
>>10046132
Lift the toilet seat up, retards.

>> No.10054018

>>10046451
>RMIT
>Melbourne
Ay m8 me too.
Chinks are a menace, statistically speaking RMIT is the most "diverse" university in the country.
It also has the most foreign student take-in I believe and directly corresponds to continued shilling of Chinese employment.

I've caught them faking language misunderstanding to cheat on exams by abusing the toilet-leave system to go and check their phones.

I'm in IT too so the cognitive dissonance is unreal with some tutors. Praising students who don't know what a fucking router does by Week 11.

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>that one student who asks 50 questions in every lecture
>blurts out their own remarks and opinions thinking they're some kind of go-to expert
You know it's bad when the professor straight up ignores their raised hand

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>>10050167
>make friends with a chinese exchange student
>over a few months, opens up about his support for taiwanese/hong kong independence and gun rights before going back to work in the mainland
based westernized chinaman getting a taste of freedom

>> No.10054483

>>10049021
Bitch, I’ve had chem students come to me and tell they know about physics too and could teach me because of their damn physics chemistry classes while drunk

That’s truly condescending

>> No.10054521

>Work with Chinese PhD student in my materials lab
>She's legitimately sad that whensge graduates she'll most likely have to go back to China
I feel for her.

>> No.10054853

>>10051072
I know this feeling, every time the holidays came around the kitchen sinks got clogged with rice and the bins overflowed.

>> No.10054900

>it's a me and 3 other friends need to finish a lab report and all the 4 people tables in the library are occupied by 1 people each and they still have the nerve to get mad when I tell them to fuck off

>> No.10055022

>be a quiet chink, study hard in uni to cop the degree and get the fuck out
>other chinks want to copy my hw and cheat off of me during exams
How do I fucking gas them bros?

>> No.10055026

>>10052749
Ask a chink with AMG in east coast anything

>> No.10055069

>>10055022
just say no and find a German college bro

>> No.10055075

>>10055022
Make friends with westerners and pretend like you’re not Chinese

>> No.10055251

>>10047101
>> Impossible to make friends at uni because everyone is a fucking loaded fob that wears clothes more expensive than my fucking car
Unironically me... I go to UCI, colloquially known as the University of Chinese Immigrants or UC Squinty Eye.

>>10054521
>She's legitimately sad that whensge graduates she'll most likely have to go back to China
And this is a bad thing, how?

>>10055075
Unironically, not bad advice.

>> No.10055291

>>10055075
I like being Chinese, but I’m rather conservative with actual morals and values but most of uni chinks are wilding monkies. Should I snitch on these fuckers on dean? Would they do anything seeing how they are nothing more than university’s walking budget?

>> No.10055308

>>10055291
>I like being Chinese
Then just say you’re from Taiwan or HK. If you’re going to an American Uni, Americans are too stupid to know the difference.

>Should I snitch on these fuckers on dean
No, tell your teachers. They’re the only ones who give a fuck about cheaters

>I’m rather conservative
Unless you’re a mouth breathing liberal or brainlet conservative nobody cares. It’s only if your entire existence is focused on political issues and it’s all you can talk about that people give a fuck and it’s only because you’re being annoying. Also if you’re actually from China or anywhere in South East Asian and not just an Asian kid, westerns DO NOT understand Asian political systems or values, so being “conservative” means nothing to them other than the word you use to describe yourself

>> No.10055320

>>10055022
remind them taiwan is independent

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>>10055022
just do this

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>>10054018
>>10046451
>there are at least two people in this thread who attend my university

>> No.10056074

>>10050512
this
jesus fuck
in my compsci class, this fatass chink fell asleep in a completely upright position, teacher didn’t even notice because of his slits
when he finally saw, screeched “WAKEY WAKEY”

>> No.10057763

>>10051154
Kek

>> No.10057788

>>10054521
marry her and get her a green card

>> No.10057815

>>10044589
t. pajeet

Both indians and chinks are the fucking worst.

I unironically went to a shitty college with arabs and niggers just to avoid one full of chinks and pajeets. Indians are so fucking disgusting. Now I'm in a university once again dominated by those two and I remember why I abhor them so much.

>> No.10057841

>>10050572
hot

>> No.10058350

>>10052603
You kinda put your ass a little bit up like you were warming up for twerk, then let the water flow between the buttcheecks. Make sure the water flows out to the toilet. Apply soap and lotion in the area. Dry the ass with a towel, always bring a towel. Thats what they told me tho.