tell me all you know about jupiter

[Anonymous No.10040880]

[Anonymous No.10040889]

It's big.

[Anonymous No.10040892]

>>10040880

a myth

[Anonymous No.10040986]

>>10040880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjMqJ--aUJ8
watch this OP, its a video about what would happen if a human was able to get inside Jupiter. Its pretty fucking scary.

[Anonymous No.10040990]

>>10040986
waht a human would see*

[Anonymous No.10041070]

>>10040880
Is the same size as OP mother

[Anonymous No.10041549]

Looks blurry and beltless through my scope.

[Anonymous No.10041647]

>>10040880
is big

[Anonymous No.10041654]

>>10040880
Very gassy

[Anonymous No.10041670]

>>10040889
For you.

[Anonymous No.10041711]

Is flat.

[Anonymous No.10041745]

it's strong ass gravity causes one of its moons to have weird geothermal shit going on inside it i think.(and bc of that it has geisers too, kinda cool)

[Anonymous No.10041750]

>>10040880
Callisto is the most beautiful body in our system

>worth the entry fee alone

[Anonymous No.10041766]

>>10041750
>Callisto is the most beautiful body in our system
He's not wrong.

[Anonymous No.10041777]

>>10040880
The gravity is 24.79 m/s^2. The gravity is about 252% of Earth's gravity, thus a human would instantly be crushed by Jupiter's gravity.

[Anonymous No.10041783]

>>10040880
If you could smell Jupiter, it would smell extremely bad, like ammonia and sulfur

[Anonymous No.10041810]

>>10040880
This is Pan

The innermost moon

>it's a moon shaped like a fucking flying saucer

Why didn't I know about this?

[Anonymous No.10042045]

>>10040880
it's got a perpetual hurricane
it is a perpetual hurricane

[Anonymous No.10042090]

>>10040880
I know a lot things about Jupiter. But the most interesting part about Jupiter is metallic hydrogen.

[Anonymous No.10042107]

>>10040986
Why is Jupiter so macroscopically stable?

[Anonymous No.10042117]

>>10040986
JUPITER IS A COMPUTER.

[Anonymous No.10042128]

The polar geometric storms. 9 hurricanes in formation on the North, 5 at the South.

[Anonymous No.10042135]

>>10042128
That's hot.

[Anonymous No.10042144]

>>10041549
Get a better telescope.

[Anonymous No.10042189]

>>10040880
There's possibly a giant ocean of liquid water in it's atmosphere.
Also, It's so big you could fit all the other 8 planets (fuck you pluto will always be a planet) inside with room to spare.

[Anonymous No.10042325]

>>10040880

God of Romans

[Anonymous No.10042339]

>>10040880
Is 1% of all mass in the solar system

[Anonymous No.10042509]

>>10040880
It has plenty of beautiful children :)

[Anonymous No.10042512]

>>10041750
>another shit tier rock with a couple of craters counts as beautiful in this day and age

Nigga have you even SEEN Io? Shits beautiful as fuck.

[Anonymous No.10042524]

>>10042512
>>10041750
>Jupiter niggers can’t into Titan

Beauty so exclusive you need special lenses to see past her atmosphere. Might I add
>Only moon to possess any significant atmosphere
Top tier moon-fu. Don’t debate me on his, you literally can’t.

[Anonymous No.10042613]

Jupiter is generally considered to be a failed star, albeit too light to gather more material and begin fusion. The composition of the Sun and Jupiter are very similar, leading many to believe they were formed at the same time.

second best planet in the solar system.

[Anonymous No.10042904]

>>10042512
>beautiful as fuck.
Looks like it has a space herpes, no thanks.

[Anonymous No.10042940]

>>10041810
that's Saturn's moon retard

[Anonymous No.10042941]

Jupiter weighs more than me

[Anonymous No.10042946]

>>10042941
Me too.

[Anonymous No.10042969]

>>10040880
That's a big planet

[Anonymous No.10042973]

it was struck by a massive comet in 1994

[Anonymous No.10043037]

>>10042128
Each point is where a magnetic line erupts out of the atmosphere.

[Anonymous No.10043043]

>>10042973
Is it ok?

[Anonymous No.10043055]

>Jupiter exists as an asteroid magnet to protect Earth from devastating collisions

Godspeed you magnificent planet. Destiny 2 does you justice.

[Anonymous No.10043160]

>>10042973
By the time they hit jupiter they were several massive comets.
Unfortunately they hit on the far side of the planet from us so all we saw of the impact was a huge flash from behind, and then the whatever-the-fuck-you'd-call-a-crater-on-a-gas-giant's that are in your pic.
A few years later a mysterious black spot showed up on jupiter that no one could explain. Some thought it may have been an impact event we missed, but my favorite was from Richard C. Hoagland (the face on mars guy) who said that it could have been Galileo's nuclear battery that had reached crush depth in the atmosphere and caused a nuclear explosion. Sure it's a crackpot tinfoil hat conspiracy, but I really like the idea that we accidentally nuked a planet.

[Anonymous No.10043200]

>>10043160
brainlet here but isn't there already tons of radiation in and around Jupiter?

[Anonymous No.10043201]

>>10043055
It actually seems to fling just as many asteroids/comets TOWARD us as it does away from us. But it still does a magnificent job despite that. Pic related, Jupiter (blue) and all of the known asteroids between it and the inner solar system.

[Anonymous No.10043207]

Its in space

[Anonymous No.10043229]

>>10040880
would nuking the surface cause all the gas to ignite?

[Anonymous No.10043266]

>>10040880
Jupiter is mostly made of gas and clearly does not intend on improving the situation of France in any way.

[Anonymous No.10043274]

>>10040880
it's big.
it's a planet.
it's a the biggest planet in our solar system.
it's made out of gas and stuff.
there's a huge tornado or some shit that's been fucking shit up over there for like 2000 years or something.
it literally has over 90 moons or something and they all have
rad names like callisto, europa and thebe.
it's not flat.

[Anonymous No.10044971]

>>10041766
cute boy

[Anonymous No.10045045]

>>10042613
>second best planet in the solar system.

Agreed

Earth > Jupiter > Mars > Saturn > Venus > Uranus > Mercury > Neptune

[Anonymous No.10045705]

>>10043200
Deep space probes can't really rely on solar energy since they're designed to operate far from the son. Instead they use nuclear batteries.
The nuclear battery in question were 2 pellet of Plutonium 238 dioxide.
If you increase pressure on a piece of plutonium past a certain threshold, you can create a chain reaction and it explodes. Look up how "Fat Man" works. In the atom bomb there was a radioactive element that is surrounded by high explosives, these go off, and since all the pressure is outward-going-in the neutrons have no where to go but shoot towards a plutonium core, 1 neutron goes in, 3 come out and you've got a runaway chain reaction bigger than the triggering explosion you used.
By dropping it into a superdense high pressure environment like the lower levels of Jupiter's atmosphere it wouldn't be impossible to hit that particular crush depth that would cause a chain reaction.
I found the article https://www.enterprisemission.com/NukingJupiter.html
And again, great big flashing warning lights, this is the website for the "Face on Mars" guy, do not read without your tinfoil hat firmly placed on your head and tongue firmly in cheek.
I used to love that site, I've got a soft spot for conspiracy theories, and since they were obviously into mars they were on the jock of every mission sent there, and you could find the high res full nasa images there before almost any other website, and they did talk a lot about how instruments on the satellites and rovers worked. A lot of genuine information with a heavy "ayy lmao NASA is a masonic order that was behind 9/11" bias.

[Anonymous No.10045719]

>>10043201
Sheeit son, it threw planets around during the formation of the solar system. Probably responsible for earth getting smacked with something the size of mars and making the moon, and hitting mars with something so hard that it blew the crust off the southern hemisphere and created an antipodal bulge. Venus got hit so hard it spins in the wrong direction on it's axis, and made Uranus the retarded planet.

[Anonymous No.10045730]

>>10043160
>Galileo's nuclear battery that had reached crush depth in the atmosphere and caused a nuclear explosion

As if you would be able to see a nuclear explosion on Jupiter from that far away

[Anonymous No.10045733]

>>10040880

One of the leading theories about the solar system origins postulates a migration of the gas giants from the inner solar system to the outside of it.

Can you imagine jupiter moving from, let's say, the position of Venus to the actual position?

It's bananas.

[Anonymous No.10045775]

>>10045730
No one saw an explosion. But there was just this random black dot that showed up on jupiter that looked like the aftermath of the impact events from the schumacher levy 9 comet.
Personally I always thought it looked like the end of 2010, where the monolith goes into jupiter and stars replicating itself until it turns jupiter into a mini-sun.
I think the ultimate explanation was that it was just a comet or asteroid that had come from "behind" jupiter that no one noticed. But it happened shortly after they dove the galileo probe into jupiter at the end of it's mission. And honestly, the idea that wee accidentally nuked another planet makes me kek.

[Anonymous No.10047046]

>>10040880
She has the best boobs.

Also you can see 4 moons through a telescope and you should do this because it is badass.

[Anonymous No.10047838]

>>10047046
>you can see 4 moons through a telescope
There was some anon a few weeks ago showing off what you can see just using the zoom and your phone's camera.

[Anonymous No.10048008]

>>10045775
>And honestly, the idea that wee accidentally nuked another planet makes me kek.
That is pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.10048375]

Was penetrated by a probe due to the possibility to cross contaminate the Jupiter's moons with any possible Earth microbes on the probe.

Has more matter then all other matter in our solar system combined (not considering the sun ofc)

Also fappable to certain ppl

[Anonymous No.10048379]

>>10045775
There was no visible explosion whatsoever, the probe penetrated 3 atmosferic layers before the expected implosion

[Anonymous No.10048394]

>>10041654
BRAAAAAAAAAP

[Anonymous No.10049281]

>>10042524
Literally smells like cow ass 100% of the time.
Titan is baby's first favorite satellite: we all know the best is Charon

[Anonymous No.10049297]

>>10045733
>migrated outwards
>leading theory
I only ever hear the opposite, as the planet couldn't collect enough hydrogen to be so large by forming closer to the sun than the ice giants. Also it would likely have consumed all the materials that would end up being our rocky planets long before they formed

[Anonymous No.10049305]

>>10049297

Because you are correct and I probably had a stroke while writing such bullshit.

[Anonymous No.10049370]

>>10040880
Pretty based
Saves us from a lot of asteroids

[Anonymous No.10049443]

>>10047838
I'd like to see that. I would have expected the built in jpg compressor to remove all moons. Just take a picture of the moon and you will see how the camera tries to "fix" the picture and only ends up removing all details.

[Anonymous No.10049475]

I'm seriously considering buying an expensive telescope.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCqol51qpvc

[Anonymous No.10049566]

>>10040880
My favorite fact about is that the synchrotron radiation generated by its magnetic field is intense enough to be fatal in 5 minutes to any would-be astronaut standing on Io, and protected only by an Apollo type space suit. Next up is the temperature at the core, which is about 10X hotter than the sun's surface. Without looking it up, I believe that the blackbody radiation of something that hot is about 99% in the ultraviolet, and that if you could get something the size of a tungsten filament that hot, everything in the room would instantly burst into flames. That's pretty damn hot.

[Anonymous No.10050192]

>>10049475
why dude just look at images online

[Anonymous No.10050210]

>>10043043
>Comet's density ~ Jupiter's density
I bet the comet is swimming in the atmosphere.

[Anonymous No.10050214]

>>10049475
>>10050192
>I'm seriously considering looking for a GF.
>why dude just look at images online

[Anonymous No.10050218]

>>10050214
sorry but you will never have sex with jupiter

[Anonymous No.10050228]

>>10050218
Let's live dangerously...

[Anonymous No.10050232]

>>10050228
>tags:
>vore
>snuff
>sounding
>nakadashi
>flat chest
>ball crushing

[Anonymous No.10050278]

>>10049475
8" Dobsonian Telescope on Amazon :
300$ to 500$

[Anonymous No.10050319]

>>10049475
Before photoshop it looks nearly identical to what I see with 70mm refractor.

[Anonymous No.10050369]

There was an interesting doc on the BBC horizon program recently on jupiter and its core based on nasa research, look it up

[Anonymous No.10050785]

>>10041810
literally even creepier, it is saturns moon...

what the fuck is saturn /sci/?
the rings, the hexagon, the flying saucer moon.
it all seems like something straight out of an SCP.