rip

[Anonymous No.10037396]

[Anonymous No.10037404]

Brace for oil shills incoming. Personally I am over the moon about this, Tesla has always been a gay, time consuming shitshow. Like nigga, I don't give a fuck about cars, stop wasting time on that shit and devote it getting the fuck off this planet.

[Anonymous No.10037412]

tesla stock is at a nearly 6 month low, should i invest now

[Anonymous No.10037417]

>>10037412
Youd be crazy to invest over Musk getting booted. He's what drove belief in the brand.

[Anonymous No.10037419]

>>10037396
>Musk is ineligible to be re-elected chairman for three years, but he can stay on as CEO
so what will actually even change?

[Anonymous No.10037429]

>>10037419
Tesla stock will continue to drop.

[Anonymous No.10037438]

>>10037419
That's not bad, what's bad is that an independent commitee will overlook the company from now on. This means Elon can't cook the books anymore.

[Anonymous No.10037439]

>>10037396
>We bet your company would fail
>It didn't
>So we're suing you

And this is why we need new economic regulations.

[Anonymous No.10037444]

>>10037439
>Big corporations rigging the market, colluding and defrauding the fuck out of the market literally all the time
>Silence from SEC
>Elon Musk makes a fucking tweet
>Time to lawyer up and sue this cunt for rigging the market

Wow really makes you think

[Anonymous No.10037448]

>>10037396
Truly Orwellian.

[Anonymous No.10037450]

>>10037439
>>10037444
get a load of this seethe

[Anonymous No.10037452]

>>10037444
Other companies dont tweet about buying all the stock for well above current prices. Thats picture-book-stock-manipulation.

Also, Elon taking this deal means they are going to raise cash soon. You cant raise cash while being under investigation, so this means they need to raise cash. More bad news coming for Tesla.

[Anonymous No.10037463]

>>10037450
Oh look one of them figured out how to use a meme, cute!

[Anonymous No.10037693]

>>10037419

He is still under investigation by the Department of Justice.

[Anonymous No.10037705]

>>10037452
Bullshit. They have over $2B cash on hand.

[Anonymous No.10037711]

>>10037404
> I don't give a fuck about cars, stop wasting time on that shit and devote it getting the fuck off this planet.

Why not both?

[Anonymous No.10037718]

>>10037396
Modern science has died, and the second Christian dark age has begun.

[Anonymous No.10037720]

>>10037396
What does any of this thread have to do with math or science?

<----- /news/
<----- /o/
<----- /bus/, is we had one.

[Anonymous No.10037739]

>>10037711
why do you think he's in this predicament now?

[Anonymous No.10037741]

>>10037720
><----- /bus/, is we had one.
><-----
>/bus/
newfags need to leave

[Anonymous No.10037742]

>>10037718
Have you visited america? I went last year, the Christian dark-age never ended there.

[Anonymous No.10037746]

>>10037396
Can...Can I still keep my car?

[Anonymous No.10037749]

Spoiler: this is the beginning of a premeditated attack on the SEC and market regulations and they fell for the bait.
Just 2watch. Thank him later.

[Anonymous No.10038055]

>>10037718
>>10037742
>dark-age
Pop history kids need to go back to r/atheism.

[Anonymous No.10038087]

The smartest man after Hawking death now has his hands tied.

[Anonymous No.10038091]

>>10037412
>>10037417
this, if anything you should short it
>inb4 it bounces back

[Anonymous No.10038105]

>>10037396
Twitter ruins lives.

[Anonymous No.10038346]

>inb4 absorbed by gm
>inb4 spacex is next with lockheed
>inb4 apollo end repeat

[Anonymous No.10038841]

>>10038055
I'm not even athiest, more agnostic, and 'dark-age' was obviously not meant literally. It's figurative to convey how much American people and politics are controlled by religion. Which is dangerous for obvious reasons as well as because there's a different Christian belief system in just about every town in America.

[Anonymous No.10039395]

>>10038841
I hope you realize that opinion is just as fucking retarded as believing in the "Christian dark ages" meme.

[Anonymous No.10039398]

>>10037417
Musk is only being forced off as chairman, hes still CEO, and the board knows kicking him off would create a normie firestorm and drop stock even lower.
He's staying without question. Though this is probably good, he's a visionary but a fuckin shit business owner. Always has been.

[Anonymous No.10039400]

>>10039398
Then he should step down as CEO and remain as chairman. Chairman is the face, CEO is the acutal business owner.

[Anonymous No.10039409]

>>10037396
Literally all because he started dating Grimes lmao

[Anonymous No.10039412]

>>10038841
Like seriously. Where precisely has religion killed science? Creationists? No one cares about creationists except for Atheists that use them as a punching bag. YEC is basically dead and most creationists accept that at least some forms of evolution exist.

[Anonymous No.10039414]

>>10039400
Shareholders are the business owner. CEO is the chief executive officer.

[Anonymous No.10039417]

>>10039400
Not to the public. The 'CEO' is generally viewed by the lesser informed as the top dog. Besides he lost his chance to do that, the SEC is forcing him off as chairman.

[Anonymous No.10039422]

>>10039414
Yeah, right, but I meant like the guy who operates the business.

Also, I think the settlement also involves some sort of commitee that is going to watch over his shoulder while he is CEO, so who knows what its going to end up as.

[Anonymous No.10039476]

>>10037396
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
DON'T THEY KNOW HE FUCKING LOVES SCIENCE?

[Anonymous No.10039596]

>>10037749
were i a gamblin man i'd wager all my classic pogs that the british guy (lol) who spends all his time in thailand (lolol) gets busted for kiddy fucking within a year

[Anonymous No.10039603]

>>10038841
wow it sure is 2008 in here
kys u boring toad

[Anonymous No.10039608]

he thought he could (almost) name the Jew and get away with it.

[Anonymous No.10039762]

>>10039400
no

He should stay on as CEO and get a day-to-day normie worker with high IQ but no imagination.

He already upgraded someone internally to president to do this role though not long ago. Elon needs to stay CEO-in-name for as long as possible while not handling any boring menial work.

He needs to stop trying to social engineer the stock and everything would be fine and have someone a bit less imagination to provide a very small sanity check to his ideas, aka no gulf-wing doors, less needless automation for 3.

[Anonymous No.10039778]

>>10039395
I've never heard of the "Christian dark ages" meme, but I have heard firsthand the amount of science that a lot of Christians deny, they're almost all against abortions (which is extremely damaging to your country's economy and crime rate), and they shun their children who become academics. Christian children are pressured into only working in churches and going to 'christian colleges' or else be disliked or worse by their family. Don't spout shit to me you don't know about.

>>10039412
I hope I don't have to explain to you where historically Christianity has held back science, literally in every historical faction that has been led by a Christian leader, see Galileo. Aside from that, I'm not sure which Christians you've been observing, but the ones I've talked to when I visited middle America (every single one) did not believe in evolution or any mainstream scientific theory, Christians have written books there depicting Darwin as a monkey. I think you'll find there that each Christian denies all science other than that relating to their jobs individually. I have heard Christians saying that Elon Musk is "working for the devil" and that "it isn't right to be leaving earth".

>>10039603
Good one, you got me.

[Anonymous No.10039801]

>>10039778
>>10039412
>>10039395
Also, I hope I don't need to add how much of a money sink Christianity has become, it's possibly worse than Catholicism in that regards, generating so much wealth for so few people.

[Anonymous No.10039869]

>>10039603
wwhoah it's like its' really AD300 and we haven't all figured out that the state religion, economic power structure, and imperial hegemony are all the same complex

haha yeah woo it's like one or two thousand years of wealth concentration and population decline serving an aristocratic/corporate elite stretching into the present is something we should totally ignore
lol so silly
why are you even complaining? you can do all the science you want as long as you don't threaten the status quo and couch everything in "humanist" theology

[Anonymous No.10039892]

>>10039801
At least the Catholics are building a giant underground geofront full of genetic supermen wih 300 IQs who can split acid.

t. a Vatican guard who rides the elevator sometimes
I know none of you will believe me, but I'm really lonely
once you see shit that breaks the paradigm of regular existence it's pretty hard to go back to living on Earth.

"Preacher" is spooky to me.

[Anonymous No.10039896]

>>10039778
>Galileo
You don't know shit about the history of science if you use that retarded line.

[Anonymous No.10039899]

>>10039869
Sounds like marxist drivel but ok.

[Anonymous No.10039905]

>>10039899
I'm completely convinced, since you referenced propaganda from the 1950s in the context of events that happened hundreds of years before Marx was even born.

[Anonymous No.10039906]

>>10037404
>getting the fuck off this planet.
Is this a joke?

[Anonymous No.10039912]

>>10039896
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galileo_affair#Judgement

who you tryna fool, negra

[Anonymous No.10039943]

>>10037404
SpaceX and Tesla are different companies

[Anonymous No.10040026]

>>10039943
SpaceX gov contracts could be effects by the SEC language in the settlement. This is why he changed his mind thursday. They realized some of the wording about misleading could be used to harm his gov contracts across spacex/boring.

This was patched by the settlement time

[Anonymous No.10040142]

>>10040026
>This is why he changed his mind thursday
wow thanks anon, for explaining events with your psychic bullshit pulled from your ass

now I understand ; this is why
it is the reason, despite there being dozens of other possible explanations

[Anonymous No.10040165]

>>10039899
>Yeah cause down with communism11!!1! Capitalism rules!1

[Anonymous No.10040166]

>>10040142
nytimes


One sticking point for Mr. Musk in the tentative S.E.C. settlement was the particular statute which he was said to have violated.

That statute contains language about misleading investors. Mr. Musk’s lawyers wanted the commission to change its claim to say he was merely negligent in his statement, according to a person familiar with the details of the negotiations.

Mr. Musk was concerned about what those terms might mean for his other businesses, SpaceX and the Boring Company. He was worried the agreement could jeopardize those companies’ ability to continue working for the government, the person said.

[Anonymous No.10040176]

>>10040166
continued

Mr. Musk, according to people familiar with the negotiations, had been concerned about whether settling a civil fraud charge might affect the ability of Tesla and the other companies he runs, including SpaceX and the Boring Company, to raise money from investors in private placements and the debt markets.

But a Tesla spokesman said the S.E.C. had granted waivers to all of those companies so his settlement would not be held against them.

Waivers in such a situation are not uncommon, legal experts have said.


so >>10040142
My "psychic powers" happen to be news sources... that have consistently held the best insider sources

[Anonymous No.10040195]

>>10040166
>>10040176
You realise that you're quoting authoritatively a source which is phrased entirely speculatively, right? Oh, you don't.

An anonymous source tells me that there's plenty of other reasons to take a non-restrictive over a "no-mention/no-deny" settlement.

[Anonymous No.10040206]

>>10040195
Pretty confident it's accurate.

[Anonymous No.10040214]

>>10040206
I'm Elon and you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.10040220]

>>10039906
Take a look around yourself

[Anonymous No.10040282]

>>10040214
I have elon in a simulation that analyzed his true deep motives.

[Anonymous No.10040306]

>>10040214
Probably actually is Elon. Keep fighting the good fight, man.

[Anonymous No.10040361]

>>10040306
idk, the final settlement wasn't non-restrective

[Anonymous No.10040367]

>>10040361
to correct it though it was a smaller issue but larger in context to what people think. Seems other reasons (speculated) include more consultations with other people who had experience in SEC cases and his lawyers convincing him

[Anonymous No.10040369]

>>10037396
I bought stock in tesla right before this shit started and have only lost money. At this point I don't know whether to sell at -25% or pray they do some magic.

[Anonymous No.10040371]

And the oil industry keeps going, yay for jews, r-right guys?

[Anonymous No.10040394]

>>10040371
Tesla gets a ton of subsidies and that's why I hate EV.

The trillions spent in middle east geopolitics and warfare for oil control is much better use of it

[Anonymous No.10040413]

>>10040369
Mate just hang onto it if you are already down, if they make it through this early shitstorm, in 5-10 years those stocks will be worth a shitton.

[Anonymous No.10040472]

>>10040413
>>10040369
>implying tesla's stocks weren't always inflated
>implying other car manufactures making their own EVs won't eat Tesla alive

[Anonymous No.10040480]

>>10040369
they met quarterly guidance for the quarter. it'll go up.
remember:
>ignore biz's advice
>ignore reddit's advice
>ignore seekingalpha's advice
>max out your ROTH no matter what

you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.10040492]

>>10040472
Apple has infinite competition in phones including crazy subsidized competitors. They do just fine.

[Anonymous No.10040496]

>>10040492
that would be a good comparison to make if Tesla was the Apple of car manufacturers.

[Anonymous No.10040513]

>>10040496
They are for ev

[Anonymous No.10040527]

>>10040472
All other EVs currently are shit, have trash range or prices are through the roof. There will be no real competition until the big jap manufacturers get on board.

[Anonymous No.10040531]

>>10040496
They literally are tho

[Anonymous No.10040563]

>>10040496
this was the Fremont delivery center today. It's the apple of car manufactures 100% https://streamable.com/kssla

[Anonymous No.10040584]

>>10039778
>Don't spout shit to me you don't know about.
Is this bait? Your whole knowledge of this comes is some serious faggotry and also very biased. The whole Christian meme is just a meme unless you’re in the Deep South, faggot.

[Anonymous No.10040585]

>>10040563
>https://streamable.com/kssla
I think Tesla has a sizable lead in brand value over apple.

[Anonymous No.10040623]

time to invest

[Anonymous No.10040628]

>>10040623
It's gapped up to 300+ in Europe already

[Anonymous No.10040642]

>>10040628
Tesla stock isn't traded in europe you lying piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.10040647]

>>10039778


>>10039778
wew lad

[Anonymous No.10040679]

>>10040584
I can safely assume that you've never left the town you live in from your response.

[Anonymous No.10040686]

>>10037396

""""""""""""""Tony Stark"""""""""""""""""""

B T F O !!

[Anonymous No.10040687]

>>10037448

>Make bad business decisions

>Gets booted by his board.

How is this Orwellian?

[Anonymous No.10040702]

>>10040220
>Things are bad so let's bail out xD

Nice mudslime "refugee" mentality :)

[Anonymous No.10040715]

>>10040687
wasn't booted by board and is still CEO

[Anonymous No.10040717]

>>10040642
TL0.F

[Anonymous No.10040720]

>SEC
>"According to former SEC employee and whistleblower Darcy Flynn, also reported by Taibbi, the agency routinely destroyed thousands of documents related to preliminary investigations of alleged crimes committed by Deutsche Bank, Goldman Sachs, Lehman Brothers, SAC Capital, and other financial companies involved in the Great Recession that the SEC was supposed to have been regulating"

[Anonymous No.10040722]

>>10040720
Hedge funds are primarily the shorts against Tesla. Hint.

Insiders are Hedge Funds and big banks.

[Anonymous No.10040762]

>>10040715

So whats the problem?

He makes stupid and reckless decisions that reflect upon the company. Thats why his stock is suffering,and thats why the board are itching to boot him.

Elon is an arrogant lucky idiot.

[Anonymous No.10040791]

>>10040220
Yeah, I look around and what do I see? Shitty people, that’s all. If we move to another place we will fuck it up the same way because the problem lies within us. The right thing to do is to put our efforts in changing ourselves and consider Earth as our only chance, otherwise we will always feel entitled to exploit natural resources and behave badly just because we can pack our shit up and travel elsewhere.

[Smartast Mane in Da World No.10040798]

>>10040791
lul

[Anonymous No.10041065]

>>10040762
Someone's envious

[Anonymous No.10041073]

>>10037396
pre musk:
>why da gubrmnt tak muh cheez to mak spac schip?
post musK
>why da gubrmnt tak muh cheez to gib musk
to mak spac schip dat he no mak?

hush brainlet... hush. you dont need to worry about it, no one is going to let you go to space ever anyways so it doesnt really matter.