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How can we cure Ageing? Please help I don't want to die!!!

>> No.10025926

>>10025921
Donate billions to senescence research.

t. Not Aubrey

>> No.10025966

>>10025926
Why not to Aubrey? He seems to have done the most work (as far as I know) on tackling this specific issue. Why would it be better to donate to senescence?

>> No.10025988

>>10025966
he said that he is not aubrey as a joke you autist
donate to sens

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>>10025921
You know what you must do.

>> No.10025998

>>10025989
stop posting this in every thread

>> No.10026002

>>10025921
Have many children. Individuals are unimportant in biological terms. All we do is to support our particular genome replication which has individual mutations and shuffles in each instance that makes the individual. Immortality is real with children and anything else won't be available in our lifetime.

If you REALLY need your own instance to keep going id get your full genome sequenced whilst young so it can be used as reference when older.

>> No.10026018

>>10025921

Easy. Modify crispr/cas9 to alter telemorase nucleation with the hap7-giganoule pathyway. From there you'll just have to remember that maxwell's semen demon only allows for twenty two iterations of the same protease phosphorilation before adaptive ecogenises rectifies the bernouilli equilibrium.

>> No.10026045

>>10026002
Nice idea

>> No.10026056

>>10025989
Not real.

>> No.10026060

>>10026018
There’s more to aging than just telomeres. That would give us on average several more years but we’d still die.

>>10025921
Eliminate all senescence factors and/or simply become mufuggin’ steel-ass chrome-dick robots.

>> No.10026066

>>10025989
So which one of you will hold him and who'll search his pockets?

>> No.10026083

>>10026056
Prove it

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10026091

all you need to do is to have faith the bible makes more sense when you get into it. the whole thing comes together when you read it.

>> No.10026092

I am not real

>> No.10026095

aw

>> No.10026189

>>10025921
Solve all diseases, replace organs and genetic engineering to get rid off natural killswitches.In short, break natural laws

>> No.10026410

>>10025921
>Please help I don't want to die!!!
But I want you to die.

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>>10025989

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>>10026083
Prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn't real first.

>> No.10026447

>>10026189
There's nothing that breaks natural law about replacing organs with artificial ones. We're already doing it, and no one's collapsed into a black hole yet.

>> No.10026604

>>10025921
Pray you get on the longevity escape curve. Otherwise, prepare to be the last generation to die
:(

I'm here with you every step of the way bro. Hey, if a rogue AI overtakes humanity and starts using up all available matter in the universe for computation, who's to say our consciousness wouldn't be revived in that thing? I mean, it's the whole damn universe doing the thinking right.

Otherwise, we could become bolzmann brains or spend an eternity of universes not existing and snap back into existence as space slugs or birds. Not fond of either.

Hope this helped. I mean if the mega AI can reverse entropy that kinda kills our chance of existing in the next universe tho.

You can get your brain frozen in for 80k, do that instead.

>> No.10026655

>>10025921
It's time you start meditating then, because even if ageing is "cured", death is still inevitable.

>> No.10026672

>>10026655
Where you think the influence of technology will end?

>> No.10026937

>>10026083
It’s medically impossible for a human body to rescuscitate vis literal magic after being dead for days. Done.

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>>10025921
Hello GCP Grey
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C25qzDhGLx8
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZYNADOHhVY
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMNGEY8OZqo
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHRTtA7yTZ0
I see you still aren't comfortable with your own mortality yet.