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1001411 No.1001411 [Reply] [Original]

Hey atheists

Prove me that the Flying Spaghetti Monster does NOT exist

That's right, you can't.

CHECKMATE faggots

>> No.1001422

That's an argument against theists you fucking troll.

>> No.1001429

The entire concept of Pastafarianism is an attack of theism, dipshit.

>> No.1001441

>Prove me that the Flying Spaghetti Monster does NOT exist
Nah, how about we just pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, just in case. Pascal's Wager and all that.

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Ever since its discovery the concept of wave-particle duality has confounded scientists. Obviously something cannot be a wave and a particle at the same time, if you have a single brain in your head you would know that. But as with all things in life it becomes clear when FSM is applied. You see, elementary particles are actually tiny meatballs and the waves that they are one with are actually spaghetti noodles. This phenomenon is a mechanism created by FSM so that he could easily change appearance and can only be seen by his followers.

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>> No.1001470

but the flying speggeti monster does exists

>> No.1001491

thas stalemate

neither can prove disprove

but still, i'm on your side. noodles>bibles