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Only students of Calculus are allowed to post ITT. Brainlets STAY OUT!

Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.

I ask my professor his thoughts on quantum mechanics and partial derivatives. He's impressed i know about the subject. We converse after class for some time, sharing mathematical insights; i can keep up. He tells me of great things ahead like series and laplacians. I tell him i already read about series on wikipedia. He is yet again impressed at my enthusiasm. What a joy it is to have your professor visibly brighten when he learns of your talents.

And now I sit here wondering what it must be like to be a brainlet, unable to engage your professor as an intellectual peer.

All of the deep conversations you people must miss out on because you aren't able to overcome the intellectual IQ barrier that stands in the way of your academic success... it's so sad.

My professor and I know each other on first name basis now, but i call him Dr. out of respect.

And yet here you brainlets sit, probably havent even made eye contact with yours out of fear that they will gauge your brainlet IQ levels.

A true shame, but just know it is because i was born special that i am special. I can't help being a genius, nor can my professor.

Two of a kind is two flocks in a bush.

>> No.10013300

>>10013241
Explain to me why you glued your shitty thread backstory to this copypasta ?

Its making it the taste bland and sour.

>> No.10013310

>>10013300
yeah
this is pretty bad, it needs to play off the low-level disgust of someone HONESTLY bragging about this shit

>> No.10013472

>>10013241
You sound like a faggot.

>> No.10013485

>>10013241
the funny thing is that half the people in my college actually act like this

>> No.10013533

>>10013241
You sound like a retarded physics undergrad.

>> No.10013608

>>10013241
Is this a copypasta? I fucking keked

>> No.10013790

[eqn]\sum_{n=1}^{\infty \text{ is not real}} \frac{1}{2^n} \neq 1[/eqn]

>> No.10013799

>>10013241
Ask your professor to calculate the force of your lips pressed firmly against his ass.

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>>10013241

>> No.10014795

>>10013790
>infinity is not real
Yeah, it's extended real. But what is that sum supposed to mean

>> No.10014798

Sorry I failed Calculus but aced Real Analysis. Why even live?

>> No.10014809

>>10013790
if it's not 1, then what is it exactly, and what is the difference between it and 1?

>> No.10014962

I took calculus like 10 year ago but I remember related rates being real fun

>> No.10014966

Is this pasta? Had never seen it before, nice.

>> No.10015016

>>10014809
[math]\color{red}{\text{for every partial sum}} \\ \sum_{n=1}^{\rightarrow} \frac{1}{2^n} < \sum_{n=1}^{\rightarrow} \frac{2}{3^n} < \sum_{n=1}^{\rightarrow} \frac{3}{4^n} < \sum_{n=1}^{\rightarrow} \frac{4}{5^n} < \sum_{n=1}^{\rightarrow} \frac{5}{6^n} < \sum_{n=1}^{\rightarrow} \frac{6}{7^n} < \sum_{n=1}^{\rightarrow} \frac{7}{8^n} < \sum_{n=1}^{\rightarrow} \frac{8}{9^n} < ... [/math]

>> No.10015031

Hi, I'm not a student of Calculus.

>> No.10015037

>>10015016
that doesn't tell me what the sum is though
also, i just read the OP. kek

>> No.10015244

>>10013485
Perhaps it is that they are normal students and you are an underachieving idiot.

>> No.10015250

I don't even know who's baiting who at this point.

>> No.10015559

>>10013241
Good copypasta OP
So original

>> No.10016490

>>10013799
i lol'd gg

>> No.10016715

Do you have Manual Welhan?

>> No.10016728

>>10013241
>le quotient rule is a joke

HAHAHAHAHAH

You think that's SUPPOSED to be hard?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
A
AHAHAHAHA
HSAHAHDXHWQEV
JBrw

EVERONE, POINT AND LAUGH AT THIS FUCKING BRAINLET.

Also, my main source of income is from tutoring calculus I-II. The fact you're on some bullshit that you're intelligent because you understand some simple computations is hysterical.

>> No.10016734

>>10016728
>Also, my main source of income is from tutoring calculus I-II.
well played

>> No.10016739

>>10013241
quality post. The whole calc track is just disappointing... Literally 100% memorization.

>> No.10016774

It would have been funny if it were consistent.

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>>10016728

>> No.10018452

>>10013241
The Dunning Kruger effect implies you're a brainlet.

>> No.10018714

My calc teacher said that differentiation is routine but integration is an art.

>> No.10018770

>>10016728
Does he even understand OP posted satirical copypasta?

>> No.10019844

>>10013799
this. he's humoring you.

>> No.10019850

>>10013241
>Couple weeks into calculus 1
>Brainlets STAY OUT

the absolute states of delusional freshmen brainlets

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>>10013241
Calculus II student speaking:
Five weeks into lecture and we''re learning about some pretty amazing stuff. The shell method is deep. My professor (VERY smart) says its useful, but to be honest I real love deep and theoretical aspect of it. (The wonderful calculus of integration and differentiation really is the greatest discovery ever to land in the hands of mankind.) Metod of washers is good too, but honestly? my specialty has got to be limits. Now limits to infinity? Those really lead to a deep understanding of mathematics...

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>>10019877
Calculus lll student here:
Four weeks into my course and I have finally ascended my 2-d waifu obessions and have embraced the z-axis. My professor (300+ IQ) and I casually talk about quaternions and the complex plane and how amazing vectors are to mankind. It truly takes a special mind to visualize and understand quadrics on a implicit level, my speciality still remains to be the hyperbolic paraboloid, but what you plebians probably refer to as a 'Potato chip'

>> No.10021477

Calc 1 kid here.
I uh, usually stay quiet, I planned on doing that for about four or five more years before participating in rigorous mathematical discussion.
Guess I'll leave it at that and go back to lurking.

>> No.10021493

>Only students of Calculus are allowed to post ITT. Brainlets STAY OUT!

>Couple weeks into calculus 1 now

kek

>> No.10021555

>>10013241
>ITT. Brainlets STAY OUT!
>proceeds to ask brainlets a bunch of rhetorical questions
bait

>> No.10021558

>>10021555
my third trips of the night.... does anyone else think they get way disproportionate gets?

>> No.10022227

Having to deal with students, this meme is no fucking joke. Some guys think they are hot shit for using the product rule.

>> No.10022234

>>10022227
>learned all the rules of differentiation
>learned how to find equations of tangent lines
>finally get to the chapter with applications
>"related rates"? what the hell does that mean?

FUCK

You lied to me /sci/, you told if I knew calculus I am smart. Why can't I solve the problems about the cone becoming empty? What the fuck?!

>> No.10022248

>>10022234
>You lied to me /sci/, you told if I knew calculus I am smart
You have it backwards. If you are smart, you will understand calculus. You don't understand CALCULUS ergo you are not smart. Brb while I go calculate some HESSIANS

>> No.10022260

The absolute state of this board

>> No.10022274

Let's post the only worthwhile comment in the entire thread.

>tfw no qt wheelchair gf

>> No.10022279

>>10022260
this is a funny meme, anon. what's wrong?

>> No.10022283
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>>10022274
>she gets out of shape and it's hard to go anywhere
>turns into the hambeast on the bus that everyone secretly hates for holding us all up on our way to work

>> No.10022289

>>10022283
People that are fat in wheelchairs have been fat before.

>> No.10022290

>>10022279
No it's not.
But what even is the point of this thread?

>> No.10022298

>>10022290
>t. not a big enough boy to have yet computed a double integral

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>>10016728
Ah, the true brainlet has arrived.

>> No.10022576

>>10013608
Yes

>> No.10022911

>>10013241
Calculus is for brainlets.

>> No.10022913

>>10016728
The quotient rule is just the product rule with a common denominator.

>> No.10022971

>>10022289
It works both ways.

>> No.10023014

>>10013241
you know you didnt converse about math, you let him ram his cock in ur bum

>> No.10023016

>>10016728
get b8ed m8

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10023152

passed Calc II the fourth time I took it, now I can finally get to take my engineering classes my fifth year into college

>> No.10023195

>>10022290
to check /sci/'s ego idiot

>> No.10023218

>>10023152
Its ok frogposter. I'm proud of you.

>> No.10023688

calc 1 student here,

LOW DEE HIGH, MINUS HIGH D LOW,
SQUARE THE BOTTOM, AND AWAY WE GO!

>> No.10024176

>>10022911
Math is for brainlets.

>> No.10025329

I'm a real analysis student. I learned about semi continuous and measurable functions. I feel like a retard.

>> No.10025903

Ok what websites can I go to to see step by step instructions for doing calc problems?

I have quiz in 5 and a half hours and I just want to know what I need to know. I went to college a few years back, failed miserably in calc 1 & 2, took a break, then I started again this year with no fucking clue what was going on in class. Plan on going through all the chapters of the book for Anki but I just want to get a good grade on the exam. Would just ask the problems directly but apparently not supposed to do that.

>> No.10025923

>>10025903
Khan academy. Usually the problems are all the same. Standard problems are cars at a crossroads and cone being filled with water.

>> No.10025944

how do i git gud at math?
I didnt know what the fuck i ate that i decided to take an engineering course

>> No.10026011

>>10013241
>Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.
where I'm from we call it maths. are muricans truly so brainlet tier that they don't get this kind of maths in high school? you have to go to university and take """calculus"""?

>> No.10027313

>>10013241
This pasta should be bannable.

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>>10023152
1st time taking calc ll. What was so hard about it? I'm into my 5th week so far all good.

>> No.10027811

>>10013241
i tried to engage in intellectual discussions with my professors but ended up being *that* guy.

>> No.10028187

Calculus 1? Don’t you guys cover majority of that stuff in high school?

>> No.10028622

>>10028187
Yeah, it's "AP calculus" but sometimes people rather take statistics in HS.

>> No.10029461

>>10016728
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Mom let the hyaena use her computer again.

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>>10013241
Am I allowed to breed with her OP?

>> No.10029578

>>10029569
Are paraplegics fecund?

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>>10013241
That's actually a long but innovative way to tell that you never made peanus in vagene, Ranjeep.

Send skrept or btfo.

>> No.10029597

>>10029578
Shit I deleted my post. Didn't see that you replied. But since you did:

I think another good question would be, would paraplegics be able to feel it down there?

>> No.10029624

>>10013241
It has already been so long that I don't remember if this was an ironic pasta or if this was an actual person who then became a meme for being so retarded. I would like to believe it is the former, but Americans unironically think that passing calculus is some kind of achievement so who fucking knows.

>> No.10029634

>>10016490
that’s pasta too, idiot

>> No.10029639

>>10024176
This is true, real smart people go for less boring fields that can also make them achieve more in life.

>> No.10029644

>>10029597
No they wouldn't but would they still be able to get pregnant? I doubt it.

>> No.10029647

>>10027786
>I’m into my fifth week so far
>”it’s really easy guys, trust me I’m an expert!

>> No.10029731

>>10013241
Want to help me establish a meritocracy? I'm a lot like you. Most people know that I'm really smart in my university because my professors tell students to ask me questions when they need help and I was raised by parents both in stem, my grandparents on both sides came to America through operation paperclip. I'm an EE/CS student. I can show you to the world of Black Physics. Me and a group of individuals with advanced stem knowledge want to change the world for the better. We are working on a computer known as Watson to help us with mathematics and physics research.

>> No.10029738

calc 1 student here. came to post that i'm killing it over at the ol' khan academy.