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Let's try this on /sci/.

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I find myself required to move to Russia.

I'm looking for some information on Universities to go to for research in Biology or possibly Medical research. I currently have 3 years of college education in the US at UC Davis and have good grades. Or, for that matter, what are some decent Universities in Russia?

>> No.1159222

university of herpstalderp. Perhaps the best in the world, they actually engineer vaccines there

>> No.1159220

your gif, i lol'd so very hard.

>> No.1159229

Why Russia?

>> No.1159234 [DELETED] 

>>1159214

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>> No.1159237

>>1159229
tl;dr:
I was born in Russia, parents never legally immigrated to the US so I'm an illegal citizen.

>> No.1159243

>>1159215
http://colleges.indiaedu.com/top-universities-of-the-world/russia.html

>> No.1159249

just get your phd from google university!

>> No.1159264

>>1159243
Many thanks, kind Anon.

>> No.1159296

>>1159237
dude, I wouldn't suggest moving unless you hate it here. There are many ways to just dick around until you're on the green card route

>> No.1159301

>>1159296
Can't, I have to.
Hell, I didn't even know I was an illegal immigrant. I've lived here my entire life, I didn't learn otherwise until recently.

>> No.1159306

>>1159301
how old are you?

I hope in a couple years you won't be wishing you'd just skipped town. You don't *have to* do anything.

>> No.1159313

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=looking+for+some+information+on+Universities+to+go+to+for+research+in+Biology+o
r+possibly+Medical+research

Derp

>> No.1159317

>>1159306
I'm 23. As for why I didn't know until this age, don't ask. It's a long story.
Not only must I pay a fine, but it also puts my family in danger. I am not selfish enough to do that. They've also already threatened me; I (used to) consider myself a law abiding citizen, so I'd be uncomfortable breaking the law and such.

>> No.1159321

>>1159317
Why the hell would anyone in their right mind want to get rid of well educated and productive citizens?

American immigration laws are fucking retarded.

>> No.1159324

>>1159321
>>1159317
wait, wait a sec

You were born in the US right?

I thought anyone born in the US was automatically an American citizen, regardless of their parents.

>> No.1159328

>>1159324
No, born in Russia. My arents moved over here when I was about a year old.

That's why I'm fucked.

>> No.1159333

>>1159215
>American moving to Russia

Prepare to be beaten up. Constantly. FUCK AMERICA is a very popular ideology here.

>> No.1159335

OP IS AN ILLEGAL ALIEN BLUDGING OFF THE BACK OF HARD WORKING U.S. CITIZENS
BURN IN HELL COMMIE!!!

>> No.1159339

>>1159333
I'm well aware that it is not going to be pleasant.

>> No.1159342

how the fuck are you gonna handle technical courses without knowing the language?

>> No.1159344

>>1159342
I speak Russian. That's the language we speak at home. I speak English everywhere else.

>> No.1159347

if you leave you can't get back in can you? wtf does border patrol do? isn't your fingerprints on a database somewhere?

>> No.1159348

>>1159344
You sound similar to me OP, I moved to Australia with my family when I was a child during the war in Bosnia. I hope we aren't illegals... fuck that shit

>> No.1159354

>>1159348
I'll be honest and say that I dislike illegal immigrants, which is part of the reason (among others) why I decided that it would be best to go. I feel like a hypocrite.

>>1159347
I don't know. I was hoping (key word here) that if I left on a positive note I'd eventually be able to legally get US citizenship.

>> No.1159357

>>1159339
>I have no fucking idea how much they hate ANYONE from the USA

Seriously, bro, you're putting your life in danger. Don't go there.

>> No.1159367

>>1159357
Oh, and where should I go then? Be an illegal immigrant in another country?

>> No.1159372

This thread makes me lol and cry at the same time, I'm Russian as well, but from Estonia, got my green card a few years back.

Hope you still speak Russian bro.

>> No.1159376

>>1159372
Better than I do English. I suppose that's something.

>> No.1159379

>>1159367
It's better than being knifed and then lie in the street for SEVERAL FUCKING HOURS before somebody FINALLY decides to call an ambulance. That's exactly what happened to one of my friends :(

>> No.1159427

>>1159379
As I said, I'm well aware that shit will suck. I just don't think I feel right "country-hopping" in case I get caught for whatever reason. Fortunately, I do have some family over in Russia that I know rather well, so I have something of an advantage.