/sci/ - Science & Math

>>9952001

>>9952002

>>9952007

>>9952009

>>9952009
Am retard. Can someone explain

I'm way too fucking stupid to get these, but I lovem

>>9952045
entropy my dude

>>9952076
You must be actually retarded because all if these are facebook memes.

>>9952001

>>9952262
This one gets me

>>9952001
This isn't as much of a problem as people think it is: maybe you can't interpret the bare vacuum energy as the cosmological constant.

>>9952262
Hyperintegers do include infinite primes, but there isn't a single infinitely big prime.

>>9952396
>Furry
>Nasa
wew

>>9952271
can someone explain?

>>9952400
Not anymore.

>>9952444
Me too, can somebody explain it for me? I'm kinda at a loss.

>>9952271
I lost hard holy shit.

>>9952001

>>9952001
Another virgin chad

>>9952257
huh,
>mfw not using Einstein notation ...

>>9952262
that would solve the Riemann Hypothesis

>>9952266
explain this to a brainlet

>>9952989

it's just a hideous identity, probably one of ramanujan's, he had a knack for ugly mathematics.

>>9952665
>Virgin Pure Math
>makes arithmetic mistakes
>refers to variables as she

lost

>>9953008
didnt know that could go in a calculator

>>9952263
OP said meme, not objectively true mathematical statements.

>>9952665
this always gets me

>>9953001
How is that ugly??? Are you a highschooler that's afraid of scary-looking expressions?

Ramanujan's crazy formulas are at a spiritual level of beauty

>>9952396
And all was right in the universe once more. Also, yiff in hell, furfag!

>>9952665
I dress just like that up the the new balance sneakers lol

Dumping some, wont check if it has already been posted

>>9953853

>>9953855

>>9953856

>>9953858

>>9953859

>>9953860

>>9953862

>>9953863

>>9953866

>>9953867

>>9953870
Last

>>9952396
this is like straight out of a fucking cartoon

>>9953862
lost

>>9952262
I guess, infinity is not a number

>>9953401
What’s your phd in?

>>9952667

>>9952665
>all 4.5 mb of calculator memory is girls phone numbers

This always makes me have a giggle

>>9953866
i read this in manga order before correcting myself baka

>>9954255

Sure is summer in here.

>>9954313
hurr durr

>>9953401
post selfie

>>9952262
If Y=X*5, Y must be a nonprime if X > 1. Then, since infinity > 1, it must be a nonprime since infinity = infinity*5.

>>9953069
>Ramanujan's crazy formulas are at a spiritual level of beauty

>>9952001
>>9952297
desu i don't get it. how is quantum field theory supposed to predict a constant which involves general relativity through G?

>>9952203
i get the physics but not the joke

>>9952271
Why would you come on this board with that hot nonsense?

>>9952271
this is nonsense. it's just gibberishh

>>9953069
>Are you a highschooler
No, but you clearly are.

>>9954510
On you... the joke is loss

>>9952270
Isn't this meme used wrongly? You're supposed to put the dumbest things in the big brained fields. This one puts them in order, from simplest/most concrete to most abstract.

>>9954517
it's not a self contained joke

>>9952665
>always rounds to the closest dozen
this image is truly good for a hearty chuckle

>>9953069
that fucking cumbersome formula has not a single hint of beauty in it, if you consider it beautiful you either don't know any maths beyond calc one or are a highschooler just hyped for math

>>9952002
>>9952001
>>9952203
>>9952264
the new generation of physicists and mathematicians... Raised on porn and memes... This is why our civilization will collapse

>>9952262
Infinity is not a number. Be better nigga

>>9952264
fucking kek
underated

>>9952084
Ahh yes ofcourse. Forgot what S stood for

>>9954522
>implying that category theory and commutative diagrams aren't absurd

>>9953856
How are these even related???

>>9954714
kek

>>9954675
i'm dying. i wish i would've been there

>>9952271
There he is. There he goes again.

>>9952001
Who's the qt3.14 in the pic?

>>9954894
Tori Black

>>9954677
Holy SHIT I lost

>>9955173

>>9954313
No, it's always this bad in here.

>>9955092
Thanks anon, she looks similar to my wife.

>>9954687
10/10

>>9955173
who is this blue eyed semen demon?

>>9954691
Neutron stars and brown dwarfs are degenerate matter. The gravitational force is so strong that it compresses matter until every quantum state is filled. Hence these stars are resisting the strong gravitational force by the Pauli exclusion principle.

>>9955267
Ana de armas

>>9955294
>The gravitational force is so strong that it compresses matter until every quantum state is filled.

I guess I don't get the logic behind this. We have no explanation for what gravity does in a quantum framework. Is this something like a statistical argument? Where does it come from?

>>9952396
A friend of mine showed me this on redddit, know your place, trash.

>>9954663
can someone explain this to me?

>>9954677
which structure is he talking about?

>>9953873
hoooooh fuck got me good

>>9955173
Who are these lovely girls? Especially one on the right?

>>9952262
Nigger; 2 divides infinity since infinity = 2*infinity

>>9952270
>no filters and ultrafilters

>>9952001
Lrn2meme fgt pls

>>9954663
meme + meme =/= meme

>>9954714
this missed the point of the trolley problem. it would have been better if the 5 people were rolling down the track slowly so as to comply with zeno's paradox, and the 1 person is unmoving. Then you would have to make the typical trolley decision+ zeno

>>9954505
>not recognizing loss

This entire thread is full of shitty fucking jokes
All you're doing is using undergrad level material to elicit a "Haha, I know what that means!" kind of reaction
Stop fucking circlejerking about your surface level physics knowledge

>>9955650
Some kind of topological structure I think.

>>9952262
>guys let's define infinity with
I don't know the math-words to explain this

it would be divisible by every number thus making it an... anti-prime?
so... 0=infinity?
or, 0 is anti-anti-prime? (nod a double negative)

t. dropout thoughts

>>9952400
Legit I live by nasa Langley and there are so many furries who work there.

>>9953853
Please explain

>>9955173
I have to admit i looked at this for 10 minutes and then busted out laughing because of how stupidly true this is. Now I'm sad

>>9956216
>>9955555
Dirac posited the existence of magnetic monopoles in order to explain why electron charge was quantized. The issue is that finding such a monopole is extraordinarily rare, and all efforts have proven naught.

>>9953862
im a engineer and also a physicist does that make me god???

>>9955202
lol why look at a porn star who looks like your wife? just bang your wife

>>9952396
It lost its internship because of this lmaoooo fucking furfucker

take pity on him furries are people too

>>9952400
>>9953087
>>9955627
>>9956768
hey assholes furries are people too!

>>9952010
I don't get it.

>>9956166
>post a meme about cutting-edge theoretical physics which hasn't yet left the confines of the most illustrious research institutions
>no-one gets it

retard

>>9956166
ah, your lain image speaks of your immeasurably deep knowledge of the physics... I did not know I was graced by the presence of such a true intellectual

>>9956303
>Magnetic monopoles are rare
They have never been observed so as far as we know they aren't even rare. In order for them to be rare is to actually have seen them a few times out of a number far greater than the number observed.

>>9952010
This is brainlet level work and it doesn't even make sense. 1/10

>>9956166
Weak ass bait, m8
>>9956865
>>9956924
You nignogs took the bait

non scientific image for bump

>>9954558
As if physicists never made jokes and were ubiquitously celibate

here's one that somebody put up on a wall in one of the the department hallways

>>9955647
just a take on the trolly problem
is it ethical to divert the train to save five lives if it dooms an infinite number of other people who must wait to must divert the train to save other lives? consider than the n+1000000th person must wait several years to divert the train
and if one person down the road diverts the train, everyone before him's work will have been wasted

>>9954629
*abstract nonsense

>>9958282
They were respectable men. Unlike every spiritually castrated modern """"scholar""""

>>9952665
>integrates by farts
hey thats meeeee

>>9954677
i know the algebraist topologist ought to be grothendiek but who the fuck is the other guy his work was based off of?

>>9958864
exactly

>>9958745
I should point out that, aside from the even/odd numbers joke, the underlying comedy here is that the "odd" or "different" aspect of those number is that the are not, in fact, numbers at all since they are not "even" numbers.

lol

Caption says:

World-famous mathematician Jacek Łaszczok Stachursky presenting triangle inequality proof.

Might not be funny if you're not Poles.

I made this meme a looooong time ago (Maybe 2007).

>>9954630
8 minutes per hour is where the warm is

>>9960228
mediocre

>>9952444
1 11
11 1_

B^U

>>9962003

Most science memes are anyways, the humor only appeals to a certain group of people, and even then it is merely witty/clever but highly derivative. No one laughs out loud at these, more like a brief chuckle.

>>9952002
That's very Feyn, man.

>>9960448
I appreciate this meme, thanks, bro.

>>9956753
I think he as concerned whether it was his wife, or not.

>>9952271

took me a second.

>>9958726

yeah pretty much.

>>9955743
The people tied to the tracks aren't blindfolded.

>>9952001
how much do you think tori black would charge to have sex with her nowadays? shes pretty old now

>>9952262
>Prime number
>number
>infinity

>>9953069
Kill yourself fool

>>9954313
First time on sci?

>>9952262
I can't believe no one has pointed out that infinity divided by itself is actually undefined, so infinity is not even a divisor of itself.

>>9963720
am retard, explain

>>9963760
it's some /a/ pedo joke. The OP meant 14 year olds are in the prime (best) age (for sex).

>>9963732
C3

>>9963732
the absolute state of my brain cells

>>9963665
kek

>>9954677
/mg/ has the best memes.

A classic.

>>9958887
no, but seriously, who was him?
bls resbond

>>9964640
kek
I actually used pascal triangle on a test because I couldn't been arsed to memorize the formula

>>9964094
>>9963732
yeah, C3

Damn. I thought it was troll at first.

>>9952263

9x = 8.999....

>>9963732
how does a brainlet begin to understand this

>>9956841
no they aren't

This thread screams facebook meme-group.

>>9964790
Al knows the letter, Bern knows the number.
Al is sure that Bern can't know the correct pad all by himself, essentially telling us that Al wasn't told that it's on track A or B, as in those cases there is a pad that Bern could know all by himself (A6 and B5).
Now, we know that with that information Bern is able to infer the correct pad, so it clearly can't be on track 1. With that information Al can also realize the correct pad which is not possible if the pad was on track D. Giving us the final answer on pad C3.

>>9952271
You sneaky bastard

>>9964675
I'm not mathematically illiterate, but what's that symbol that looks like pi? does it function like sigma?

>>9965810
It's like sigma but it's a product instead of a sum

>>9956185
infinity has no upper limit, it is not a number, and it cannot be divided

>>9952271
I don't get it. EXPLAIN

>>9954526
ty

>>9965956
check the other replies to the post

>>9964675
That one made me chuckle. Well played.

>>9963732
I couldn't solve this yesterday, so I looked up the original problem at night and couldn't solve it, looked at it again today and then I solved it all by myself.
Solving stuff like this is really gratifying, isn't it?

>>9958726
I love all pictues like this

>>9958726
>postdoc sees technicians as two females sharing secrets

>>9964899

Grug Geology major
Grug study Rocks

>>9952002
lost

>>9954558
This is where you are wrong!

>>9952084
lost again

>>9952203
Dem quality memes

>>9960446
>biologist
>constantly asking physics majors for help in bio
i'm dying

>>9958726
what the hell is a technician

>>9966642
i think the idea is that the technician is the whisperer and the postdoc is like "omg wtf really?"

>>9967240
you know, those guys who work in the lab but aren't professors or students? the guys who just make the stuff work but get no credit for it... if they're really good they might be promoted to "research scientist" but they never make the big buxx

>>9964607
sasuga butthurt deformed creatura

>>9963726
lame
>>9963732
tldr
>>9964607
i don't get it, i guess i'm just a brainlet physics phd student
>>9964637
kinda cute
>>9964640
yeah i always used to write down pascals triangle when i was doing polynomials during undergrad. i guess that makes me smart? hurr durr i can add two numbers and write the answer in a triangle
>>9964642
someone says something obviously wrong ... so?
>>9964645
dumb
>>9964646
pretty funny, feynman was a player. i think he banged his grad students' wives/gfs more than undergrads though -- even in those days you weren't allowed to bang your undergrads
>>9964647
lame
>>9964658
don't get it
>>9964661
is this even supposed to be funny?
>>9964664
dawkins = douche, but he's a smart douche. meh
>>9964665
ibid
>>9964670
not funny
>>9964672
not funny
>>9964675
minor kek
>>9964676
don't get it, needs explanation for non-mathfags
>>9964894
ibid, but replace mathfags with chemfags
>>9964899
tldr
>>9964936
would be funnier if it were greene or nima in the background
>>9964940
just retarded
>>9966770
actually the logic here looks plausible...?
>>9966791
philosophyfags can't do humor or resize images
>>9967169
not really funny, and only true of mathfags from a few decades ago. i know they did speed in the 80s, you know like erdos, but nowadays all the mathfags i know are super lame

>>9952005
someone pls explain

>>9967676
F_{\mu\nu} is the electromagnetic stress tensor. it's a combination of the E and B fields

i think the idea is that homer and marge are E and B, and they combined to make their child, bart, who's a combination of E and B

i donno tho

>>9954687
shouldn't that be 3n+1
otherwise there'd be an infinite amount of passengers if n were odd or even just nonzero

>>9952266
but why is k used instead of n ???

>>9967695
> why is n used instead of i
who cares what stupid notation you use?

>>9963732
c3
took a lot of mental effort to do that, fuck

>>9963732
Explanation:
Albert knows that it's x.
Bernard knows that it's y.
Albert knows that it is not A or B as if it were he would know that Bernard knows which pad it is.
Now Bernard knows that the only way Albert could know that would be is if the letter was C or D, thus eliminating the five blue pads in A or B.
Since Albert was now told that Bernard knows which blue pad it is he reasons that the number is not 1 and since Albert knows which pad it correct his letter cannot be D. Thus the correct pad is C1.

>>9967710
idk i'm no mathfag so i didn't know if there was a significance in the different choice of notation

>>9967654
mass quoters need to be shot.

>>9967169
I saw an SMBC comic once that showed a bunch of scientists holding a baby and saying something clever, then at the end a philosopher held his baby and said, "I have a kid?!" Has anyone seen it? I've been looking for it forever.

>>9952271
Is this loss?

>>9952262
infinity is a fucking concept. if you are talking about an infinite series (1+2+3...) then maybe but like idk

>>9953033
>not knowing how to perform simple multiplication or division

>>9953069
Ramanujan was unironically retarded and didn't even know how to do math.

>>9952262
lmao infinity isn't a number. it's just that
[math]\infty \not \in \mathbb{Z} [/math]

>>9967617
i do math so i havent had any contact with them... so do they just live in the lab and do everything the professors command + help the undergrads?

>>9968156
yes, they do everything the professors command, and they basically set up the experiments and make them work for the postdocs/grad students/undergrads, then the undergrads and grad students and postdocs worry about operating it and analyzing the results. and when they break the experiments, they ask the technicians to fix it

I can't believe 4chan is now home to normie memes

Posting any of these in a random fb group would get you laughed out

How the times have changed

>>9967654
>look mom! I quoted everyone in the thread! What now?
Also
>never heard of the Banach-Tarski theorem/paradox
Never come back you drooling mouthbreather

>>9952271
What's this loss thing everyone's saying about? I dont get it

>>9968740
Literally Google it. Frankly, I never got it.

>>9968742
Is this loss??

>>9968874
Kys faggot

>>9953127
Looks like a point particle to me

>>9964607
>treating tensors as multidimensional arrays
>fucking index notation
I feel the topologists’ pain

>>9967654
Thank you for your opinions on everything.

>>9968742
It was always a stupid meme

>>9954297
genius works both ways

>>9954297
it actually works better that way

>>9968742
It makes sense in context. 10+ years ago CAD was a very popular stupid gaming webcomic despite it's total lack of quality. Trying to do completely out of place drama ended up being one of the funniest and memetic things to ever come of the comic. The fact that page of the comic was so easily recognizable became a meme itself.

>>9967654
autism

>>9969027
i never realized the geometer was doing stupid shit lol, thought it was just the volume of equations

>>9969963
How can you do the experiment without a detector

>>9953859
I like this

>>9970190
Its the double slit experiment, the back wall is coated with electron sensitive material, the detector goes between the slits and the wall.

>>9970201
Is this the Pythagorean theorem extended to non-euclidian geometry or n-dimensional space (or something else)?

>>9960228
mediocre but ahead of its time

>>9970325
Metric relations in triangles.

>>9967654
>i'm just a brainlet physics phd student
confirmed by post
enjoy those 7 years

>>9964675
why is this 1/(12th root of e)? shouldn't it just be the 12th root of e?

>>9952009
pretty good, especially that he is smiling at the end
too bad it is physically incorrect

>>9953008
funny

>>9953859
hahahaha

>>9954630
he obviously means traveling with the light. and no it will not work because you interacting with the light increases its entropy and you will get cold

>>9954681
remember? who absolute faggot remembers anything in engineering? i do all my work on computer and input all constants and equations into excel so I NEVER have to remember them

remembering is for kids

>>9956166
>gatekeeping
>surface level
undergraduate is nowhere near "surface level" even though you might feel superior

>>9958726
>phd student seen by undergraduate
this is wrong; undergrads mostly never see phd students in parties

>phd student seen by postdoc
well this is an exaggeration. most postdocs realize they were pretty dumb undergrads and grads but pretty smart phd students already

>>9963665
>too young to understand sex
lol, nice globalism bait

>>9964642
i dont believe anyone can do cube roots in their heads. all these attempts are rehearsed/cheated or there is some hidden variable like picking only certain numbers

>>9964646
all vaginas from non-fat same-age females are pretty much same worth
value of vaginas is mostly just how many you get

>>9970358
i respectfully disagree with some of your opinions

>>9970358
Oh yeah? [eqn]3^{3}=27[/eqn]
Some of them are actually pretty easy.

>>9955703
Emily Rudd

test

>>9963732
Am I retarded?
Everyone says C3 but I get D4.
If Albert knows Bernard doesn't know then Albert knows it can't be 5 or 6. This means that it can't be B4 since if it was he would know.
This information allows Bernard to know that B4 isn't the tile and if D4 were a tile then he would now know meaning that this information must reveal this to him and the tile must be D4.

>>9970477
OK, I'll try and explain. You're halfway there, there's just a piece of reasoning at the end that you're missing. At the start Albert claims that Bernard doesn't know. This means that Albert wasn't assigned A or B, because then Bernard could have had 5 or 6, and then he would've known.

Hence Bernard is holding either a 1, 2, 3, or 4. Bernard now says that he knows not only the number, but also the letter. If he was holding a 1, he can't know if it's C or D, so he's not holding a 1. Thus the remaining possibilities are C3, D2, and D4. Now Bernard knows, but we as observers don't know which of the three remaining possibilities is correct. But then Albert says that he knows. Thus he cannot be holding a D, since then he wouldn't know if it's D2 or D4. Thus he must be holding a C. Hence the answer is C3.

Fun extra thing, if Albert had instead said "I still don't know" we could have deduced that it wasn't C3, in the same way we deduced that it was.

>This means that Albert wasn't assigned A or B, because then Bernard could have had 5 or 6, and then he would've known.
But he still can be assigned A or B since there are other options for both A and B that aren't 5 or 6 right?

>>9970602
But then Albert couldn't have claimed that Bernard didn't know. If Albert had say, A, he wouldn't be sure that the correct tile wasn't A6, and if so Bernard would know the correct one, since A6 is the only 6.

>>9967654
i've seen cockroaches who deserve to live more than people who mass qoute.

>>9967654
>>9970358

>>9956166
F=ma

>>9970783
I get you now.
My mistake was taking the initial statement that he knew as something he was told, not something he deduced with the information he had.

>>9964675
Explain pls

>>9971287
it's the -1/12 meme but with the exponential function

anyone have any good chemistry memes i was too much of a brainlet for math

>>9954503
exactly

>>9967654
Kill youre self

>>9952010
Fukn 10/10

>>9952010
You can't really start any numeral display of distance without an integer

Unless you count .05 and ignore the 0 before that

>>9967735
this

>>9967654
fuck you

>>9952203
>doesn't just use the antisymmetry of the levi-civita symbol to conclude
[math]\epsilon_{ijk} L_j L_k = \epsilon_{i[jk]} L_j L_k = \epsilon_{ijk} L_{[j} L_{k]} = \frac{1}{2} \epsilon_{ijk} [L_j, L_k][/math]

>>9972822
Based and redpilled
*snap*
that'll show those normies

>>9964607

>>9955743
How are the trolleys prevented from interacting with the surrounding environment?

>>9956599
No it makes you bisexual.

>>9970358
Found the autist

>>9952084
This is good

>>9956185
Infinity is a concept, not a number.

>>9973071
>he doesn't appreciate the beauty of Steenrod apgebras
Not even a topologist, but wow.

>>9973068
I don't get it

>>9964665
*Species migrates to less hostile environment and gets isolated on some island*

>>9952262
>numbr

>>9955173
very sad

>>9954675
fucking lost it

>>9966785
>>9973817
You have to be 18 to post here
Back to highschool shoo

>>9952264
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill

>>9963514
blindfolds don't matter. "Observe" means "interact with." The wavefunction would collapse

>>9954630
I wouldn't mind seeing what would happen if the sun suddenly disappeared and Jupiter became the dominant mass of the solar system

>>9976650
youre terminally autistic if you thought that was a genuine post

>>9976795
same to you friend

>>9976800
>i was only pretending to be retarded
classic

>>9976805
same to you friend

>>9976809
>i was only pretending to pretend to be retarded
classic

>>9967741
Found it.

>>9967654
You know adderall, the STEM drug, is amphetamine right? Speed is amphetamine.

>>9977975

>>9952001
>>9977777

>>9952009
what is life?

>>9952270
don't understand the last two. Is the second last one understandable if I read up on Functional Analysis? What should I read for the last one?

>>9952665
this is good

>>9955202
>wife
sure anon. I am also not a virgin

>>9958726
what the fuck is this. Not one pic is accurate. The fuck is a technician?

>>9958745
hearty kek

>>9967654
I hope this guy is raped