/sci/ - Science & Math

>>9925341
Like 15-20

>>9925341
n+1

>>9925341
About 85 pitbulls.
One bear swipe is enough to kill 1-5 of them at a time.

3 if they are trained to hunt bears

Just enough to tire the bear from killing and then eat her alive, 90 would do the job

>>9925341
A human baby weights 15kg. You do the math.

>>9925341

>>9925341
>Scientifically speaking
>9925446

>>9925383
given their size, their lifespan is 3 years tops

>>9926120

Actually it's over 10 years, so pretty average.

>>9925446
Scientifically speaking, how many shitposters are required to do any scientific speaking?

>>9925383
I very much want one to train to kill all these pesky woodland creatures that live near me. How much can I get one for?

>>9925383
come on, that's basically a mix of a dog and a bear

>>9926161
It probably needs to be fed more food in a day than you. Plus, I bet they take massive shits.

if a single well-placed bite to the neck is enough to impede the breathing of the bear, then you might only need a low number like >>9925367
However if they are unable to significantly stop breathing and their only way of killing the bear is to make it die of exhaustion or a large number of bites to its limbs and torso, then easily 50+

Also, even in the first case where a pitbull bite could substantially block the bear's windpipe, it could be that the bear is able to evade and prevent such attacks from being successful unless there are large numbers of pittbulls attacking at once.

>>9925341
What about a polar bear?

>>9925341
One if you tape an remotely controlled explosive to it.

>>9925341
One, but it has a tactical nuclear explosive and the cutest little turban.

>>9926857

>>9925341
Scientifically speaking, you would set up a series of experiments where you put bears up against increasing numbers of pitbulls, including a control where you just leave the bear alone to gauge the probability of it just randomly dying on its own.

Look up bear baiting. It's literally what pitbulls were bred for

>>9925355
no way, pitbulls aren't chihuahuas

I'm pretty sure I could take a bear
I'm 6'1/2", 205 lbs, trained two years bjj and muay tai.
It would charge me, I'd distract it with an elbow to the nose then swing around behind it, lock my legs around it's neck and choke it out.

>>9927127
>It would charge me, I'd distract it with an elbow to the nose
You can say goodbye to your arm.

>>9925341
Like 3. A male and a couple females as insurance. It's just one bear guys.

Variables:
Kodiak bear Lifespan: 28 years
Pitbull lifespan: 12 years
>Fully grown bear
Fullsize age of Kodiak bears: 6 years

The pitbulls only have to get two maybe three generations of litters and it's GG boys.

>>9925341
>Take a random question that you might ask on /b/ , /pol/, or /r9k/
>Precede it with "Scientifically speaking" and post it on /sci/

2-3 since they were bred to fight bears

>>9926777
I have 100 acres and I already have a trained black bear as a pet. It's only trained in the sense that it loves people and can do so relatively simple commands such as sit and wave, but I need something more mean to take care of all the shit that comes around my property.

>>9927266
>I already have a trained black bear as a pet
can we have some pics anon?

>>9927165
Alternatively
>What is the evolutionary purpose of X

>>9927266
Anon, please read up on Timothy Treadwell.

Long story short, he was living peacefully with some bears for 13 years, with absolutely no problem, and then one day a bear just killed him with no provocation.

>>9929257
Maybe it just got bear dementia.

>>9925383
>breed a dog until it is a miniature bear,
>look my """"""dog"""""" can kill a bear.

>>9925341
About three fiddy

>>9927027
Bears are recorded killing tigers, lions, and moose in one hit. Pitbulls are fucked mate. Also bears fat and skin is going to be too thick for a dog to get a good clamp on their neck. The bear can just stand up, grab the dog, and rip it off while losing some fur. They bite each other in the face all the time and barely do damage.

Now a pack of trained pitbulls who harry one until exaustion could win that way.

>>9929257
He's my pet and part of the family, what would you have me do? It's not like I force him to live here, he has no cage, no collar or leash of any kind and stays on his own accord.

I do understand that some things in life are inherently more dangerous but if you live as a sheltered man you will never experience anything worth living for.

something like 5 they dont feel pain. A based argie dogo killed a puma

>>9926956
The bears where handicapped by being chained up and having teeth/claws removed. Otherwise the dogs would have died way too easily.

real question:

how many CATS would it take to take down a kodiak?????

>>9925341
Only one.

>>9931469
1 adult male lion.

>>9931558

>>9925376
Lol

Just one if you tape a picture of a toddler on the bear

>>9926104
Where did you get those numbers from?
We're worried about your mental health, anon.

>>9930210
Still a dog.