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The Newscaster !qxqyHY7YiI Fri May 21 23:12:50 2010 No.991496 [Reply] [Original]

Can we have some bad math/science puns? I'll start off.

What's a statistician's favorite Megadeth song? Poisson Was the Cure.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 21 23:13:50 2010 No.991503 Helium floats into a bar, the bartender says "we don't serve you're kind here", helium doesn't react.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 21 23:20:50 2010 No.991539 >>991503 lold pretty hard

>>	Anonymous Fri May 21 23:22:50 2010 No.991543 >>991503 That makes two of us.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 21 23:23:50 2010 No.991550 thinking... thinking...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 21 23:24:50 2010 No.991551 A man walks into a restaurant called Entropy. The waitress asks, "Can I take your order?"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 21 23:24:50 2010 No.991552 Pie are squared. Area of circle, har har.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 21 23:25:50 2010 No.991556 A neutron goes into a bar and orders a drink, he then asks the bartender how much is for the drink and the bartender replies, "for you, no charge."

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 21 23:25:50 2010 No.991558 >>991551 ...?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 21 23:26:50 2010 No.991563 >>991556 ahaha, ha...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 21 23:26:50 2010 No.991560 Two chemists walk into a bar. First one says "I'll have some H20". Second says "I'll have H20 too". Later, the second chemist dies.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 21 23:27:50 2010 No.991567 >>991560 lqtm

>>	Anonymous Fri May 21 23:28:50 2010 No.991571 >>991560 I lol'ed, my gf cried.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 21 23:29:50 2010 No.991575 >>991552 pi x r^2? pie are circle, cornbread are square!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 21 23:29:50 2010 No.991579 >>991571 LIAR! you don't have a gf.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 21 23:30:50 2010 No.991583 >>991551 Bahaha. You win.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 21 23:31:50 2010 No.991590 >>991560 ok that one is awesome!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 21 23:31:50 2010 No.991594 >>991579 I won't have one soon if I keep reading these threads aloud.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 21 23:32:50 2010 No.991598 >>991571 no girlfriend, enjoy ur hand

>>	Anonymous Fri May 21 23:40:50 2010 No.991644 Every good scientist knows a cat has 18 half lives.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 21 23:45:50 2010 No.991666 >>991503 > we don't serve Okay > you are kind here Why was the helium kind?

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